Travolta and Donk..... who the fuk said I looked like this creep????

eberetta1 · 12-20-16, 12:53 PM

Nobody I have ever met admits they look like an actor. So I always answer back the same line...
If you look nothing like John Travolta, then what other actor in the whole world do you think
looks most like you. Until you give an answer, I will have to continue believing this actor
looks more like you than any other actor that I have seen. Usually, the subject gets changed real quick.

StackinGreen · 12-20-16, 01:09 PM

^ lol

DiggityDaggityDo · 12-20-16, 01:13 PM

Auto Donk · 12-20-16, 01:16 PM

bitches, including my ex-wife, said I looked like that dude that played superman for a while on tv..... i never understood it until I actually saw a profile photo of him after having recently seen a similar angle of one of myself....

as my ex wife always saw me from the side, and never looked me straight in the face for the last several years of our marriage, I understood why she told people I looked like that prick.... but only from the side.....

I'm pretty sure I don't look like any f'n actor that any of us know of, maybe some obscure prick doing dinner theatre in Portland Oregon, but no one any of us know of

Auto Donk · 12-20-16, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

and then people actually have the gall not to believe all the gay massuese stories about travolta trying to fuk and suk them during their sessions.....

wow... that is the exact same rythym as this:

Auto Donk · 12-20-16, 01:25 PM

this prick

and i can kind of see some resemblence to that , as opposed to that "wickedly talented" idiot who forgets his lines, misprounounces names, and sucks kahk......

as this little sweetheart in my lap could attest, at every "couples club" we ever went into, she had to hear the same shit from some babe hopin to hook up, "has anyone every told you he looks like 'Superman'"..... she'd finish their question most times..... then "add that's just the icing on the cake; he performs like ten supermen....."

but, of course, she loved me, so you have to take what she said with a grain of salt, given her biases.....

DiggityDaggityDo · 12-20-16, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and then people actually have the gall not to believe all the gay massuese stories about travolta trying to fuk and suk them during their sessions.....

wow... that is the exact same rythym as this:

Donker you ever wake up the next morning after a a Couples Club visit like...

Auto Donk · 12-20-16, 01:48 PM

no, but a friend of mine picked up crabs off of an ex-stable mate of mine who I'd shipped him to for some fun......

same ex-stable mate that I was gonna set JJ up with if he'd had the balls to come to H-town to meet me.....

and is that a condom I see on Travolta's hair dryer? it's still hard from him riding it the night before, as well....

ps.... there was never any "waking up the next morning" after a couples club visit, as we never went to bad until the following night...... the shit was on all night, through sunday funday, and finally try to go to sleep sunday night.....

if the fun started on a friday night, it was usually on through sunday night as well..... 36 strt hours of naked fun......

a former hotass playmate of mine once recalled that she "used to love being naked, partying our asses off and having sex, all f'n weekend".....

kind of miss those good ol days.....

zizoudane10 · 12-20-16, 05:34 PM

I recognized Travolta immediately, but who is the guy on the billboard?
Is it an ad for donks lawfirm? Unreal that Travolta is pointing at it. Donk obv has massive money and connections.

SharpAngles · 12-20-16, 05:39 PM

Donker you need to learn how to post pics man, we can't see anything

Auto Donk · 12-20-16, 06:04 PM

that is some weird shit, S/A..... must be a west coast/third coast thing.....

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-13-20, 12:19 AM

Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston just died.

Breast cancer.

KnuckleHeadz · 07-13-20, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston just died.

Breast cancer.

You work for TMZ or inquirer DDD. You get news before anyone else

hehfest · 07-13-20, 01:22 AM

I don't want to bust your balls but is it okay to say you look sort of retarded?

JoeCool20 · 07-13-20, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston just died.

Breast cancer.

Wow that is really true. I always thought she was hot as hell good looking.

MaltedHopsFrenzy · 07-13-20, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

f u to anyone saying this prick and I look alike..... even airbrushed, this travolta homo is very ghoulish....

ps.... my eyes are "squinty" due to the ultra bright caribbean sun and two of the guy i'm going to post a photo of in a minute's weed brownies I scarfed down about an hour earlier.....

Who's the retarded Kennedy standing next to Vincent Vega?

Auto Donk · 07-13-20, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

Who's the retarded Kennedy standing next to Vincent Vega?

shit, were you at that Bash? loved the Reverand's line "don't get in a car with this mother fukker" or something like that, a chappaquiddick reference........

ps.... thank God for whoever bumped this thread, as now I'll forever know where to find this gif, which is an appropriate addition to ANY thread on sbr:

cincinnatikid513 · 07-13-20, 09:22 AM

Auto Donk · 07-13-20, 09:30 AM

being a retarded kennedy isn't so bad:

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-13-20, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

You work for TMZ or inquirer DDD. You get news before anyone else

Knucklez, I know people that know people that know people.

And those people know people too.

hehfest · 07-13-20, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Knucklez, I know people that know people that know people.

And those people know people too.

Like Aryan Brotherhood people?

KVB · 07-13-20, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

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This ^^^^.

Donk is our very own Tommy Lee Jones.

Auto Donk · 07-13-20, 02:09 PM

*WITHOUT the acne scars......

JoeCool20 · 07-13-20, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by KVB

This ^^^^.

Donk is our very own Tommy Lee Jones.

LOL Yep he is Tommy Lee Jones brother "Donkey Lee Jones"

I wonder if Tommy Lee Jones is a drug addict who has bouts of steroid rage

and tell hundreds of lies about fake sexual escapades like his brother Donkey Lee Jones does! LOL

Auto Donk · 07-13-20, 02:21 PM

this prick show up....

thanks for reminding me, as sbr asked for the screen shots of your expletive filled rampage to support the ban hammer, and I'd already forgotten all about your dumb f'n ass........

and, like the dumbass he is, accused me of using roids (quite a compliment, as I've never ingested or injected a roid in my life)....... as for escapades in the bedroom, you f'n dumbass, they are documented throughout older posts in sbr, when jj gold applauded posting of nudes instead of banning people for them........

sbr has not cleaned up those old threads, they still exist.... as do the photos of several of my threesomes contained therein.......

joe, sometimes it is better to keep your f'n mouth shut and have everyone wonder if you are truly as big of an idiot as there has ever been, than to open your stupid f'n uninformed mouth and remove all doubt......

KVB · 07-13-20, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

*WITHOUT the acne scars......

Agreed.

But a dead ringer for a young Tommy Lee nonetheless.

I bet ttwarrior had a crush on Tommy Lee.

Auto Donk · 07-13-20, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Agreed.

But a dead ringer for a young Tommy Lee nonetheless.

I bet ttwarrior had a crush on Tommy Lee.

ttwarrior probably just acquired some new jerkoff material: fantasizing about twin brothers named Donk and Tommy double analing him he furiously spewed a load all over himself........

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-13-20, 02:41 PM

Thread is heating up

Auto Donk · 07-13-20, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Thread is heating up

does it start to emit smoke?

and trust me, everyone knows what I'm referring to when I used the term "it".........

JoeCool20 · 07-13-20, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

this prick show up....

thanks for reminding me, as sbr asked for the screen shots of your expletive filled rampage to support the ban hammer, and I'd already forgotten all about your dumb f'n ass........

and, like the dumbass he is, accused me of using roids (quite a compliment, as I've never ingested or injected a roid in my life)....... as for escapades in the bedroom, you f'n dumbass, they are documented throughout older posts in sbr, when jj gold applauded posting of nudes instead of banning people for them........

sbr has not cleaned up those old threads, they still exist.... as do the photos of several of my threesomes contained therein.......

joe, sometimes it is better to keep your f'n mouth shut and have everyone wonder if you are truly as big of an idiot as there has ever been, than to open your stupid f'n uninformed mouth and remove all doubt......

LOL Always remember dumb-ass, I only RETURN FIRE that YOUR drugged out dumb-ass starts with me.

You see me on poker chat and start the SAME old dumb ass mouth running that you have been doing since LAST

OCTOBER dude! Then when I reply, you whine and lie and say YOU are going to report ME and I am going to get banned.

Dude I PROMISE no matter what you think, you are NOT THAT STUPID!

You don't instigate shit with somebody and then whine about the other person's replies!!

What you do is DON'T START THE DUMB SHIT BY RUNNING YOUR IDIOT SEWER IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

I will try the pygmalion effect on you! Here goes! I believe in you! I believe that you are NOT that STUPID!!

You don't start shit with somebody & then whine & cry when they do back to you what you started! That's Imbecilic!

Learn it! Know it! Live it!

vitterd · 07-13-20, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

this prick

and i can kind of see some resemblence to that , as opposed to that "wickedly talented" idiot who forgets his lines, misprounounces names, and sucks kahk......

as this little sweetheart in my lap could attest, at every "couples club" we ever went into, she had to hear the same shit from some babe hopin to hook up, "has anyone every told you he looks like 'Superman'"..... she'd finish their question most times..... then "add that's just the icing on the cake; he performs like ten supermen....."

but, of course, she loved me, so you have to take what she said with a grain of salt, given her biases.....

That bitch is gross. So is the pig sitting on your lap

vitterd · 07-13-20, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by JoeCool20

LOL Yep he is Tommy Lee Jones brother "Donkey Lee Jones"

I wonder if Tommy Lee Jones is a drug addict who has bouts of steroid rage

and tell hundreds of lies about fake sexual escapades like his brother Donkey Lee Jones does! LOL

Lmao

vitterd · 07-13-20, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by JoeCool20

LOL Always remember dumb-ass, I only RETURN FIRE that YOUR drugged out dumb-ass starts with me.

You see me on poker chat and start the SAME old dumb ass mouth running that you have been doing since LAST

OCTOBER dude! Then when I reply, you whine and lie and say YOU are going to report ME and I am going to get banned.

Dude I PROMISE no matter what you think, you are NOT THAT STUPID!

You don't instigate shit with somebody and then whine about the other person's replies!!

What you do is DON'T START THE DUMB SHIT BY RUNNING YOUR IDIOT SEWER IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

I will try the pygmalion effect on you! Here goes! I believe in you! I believe that you are NOT that STUPID!!

You don't start shit with somebody & then whine & cry when they do back to you what you started! That's Imbecilic!

Learn it! Know it! Live it!

He tried to get me banned as well. Typical snowflake bitch that auto doosh

JoeCool20 · 07-13-20, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by vitterd

That bitch is gross. So is the pig sitting on your lap

LOL Now THAT is funny!

Hell dude, feel lucky! At least you & Drug-Donk have a "mutual combat" going on! I don't want to do the dumb shit,

and I had never done ANYTHING to him, or even had a cross word with him! Actually thought his lying sex ramblings

were rather enjoyable to read. And then one day out of the blue he got roid-raged at me in poker chat and started

running his idiot sewer to me NON STOP ad nauseam for SEVERAL weeks straight! To the point of saying he was

going to "fuk my mother" among other nasty and despicable things! Then when enough people reported his

nasty abusive comments to me, he got banned from poker chat and he whined and cried and blamed that on me too!

So then he moved the "mom stuff" to the forum, and I finally had enough and started defending myself and my mom,

and then he started whining and crying about me replying to his dumb shit! LOL

So feel lucky about that! At least the drugged out fool isn't running his mouth to you AND THEN whining

like a fuking baby when you reply to the dumb shit!

At least y'all are doing it mutually! I did nothing to him and just got roid-rage attacked by him

one day in poker chat. And he has NEVER stopped since!