Men what is your best strip club advice?

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  • Ralphie Halves
    SBR MVP
    • 12-13-09
    • 4507

    #36
    Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
    In all seriousness, this couldn't be more wrong. Rock is talking about how things were many, many YEARS ago. Sex in CR has been a staple for last 20-some years in many clubs.
    This is dead on, and I'm not sure how it even came about.

    I think at some point, men would go there with that expectation in their heads that nothing was going to happen, would get drunk, would see how much money it would take to get them to do it anyway, and finally found their real price. Then word got out amongst the girls that you could make x amount in one night to bag a guy you'd probably bang anyway (or the man-hating fantasy about being really bad at sex but still taking a lot of his money away), and here we are.
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    • stevek173
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #37
      Originally posted by OTL
      I'm no expert, but the one time I've been to a strip club the women there didn't fit the stereotypical drugged out low-self esteem stripper mold. Clean and classy was the order of the day.

      Got a lap dance from the most attractive one there, a young brunette girl. She came and sat with me at the bar for most of the remaining evening. Could've gotten her # for sure, but I'd rather not date a stripper. Overall it was a good experience and I'd do it again, but you won't see me going to one of these places without some of my buddies.
      This is what I experienced as well both times this year.

      I think the experience differs a ton based on where said club is located and how classy the place is/deep their pockets are.
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #38
        Originally posted by daneblazer
        poker term
        Can ALSO mean this:

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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #39
          suckers go

          lol just watch porn hub
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          • daneblazer
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-14-08
            • 27861

            #40
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            Can ALSO mean this:


            So is this where Auto Donk comes from... or is it poker related?

            Mind may be blown if its this
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            • kidcudi92
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-14-11
              • 15434

              #41
              Originally posted by reedy
              Don't bring credit-cards. Back room never. Don't touch unless they say its ok.

              Cheaper ways to get your noodle wet.
              it was my first time and i was already drunk, they definitely got me with the backroom shit. i dont even remember it tbh
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              • kidcudi92
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-14-11
                • 15434

                #42
                Originally posted by daneblazer
                So is this where Auto Donk comes from... or is it poker related?

                Mind may be blown if its this
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                • compaqDikk
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-05
                  • 5699

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  i always found that taking a hot bi-babe into the strip club -- especially Treasures in Htown -- was the best time; that way the strippers, most of whom were bi as well, would fuk for free in the club b/c they were getting pussy too

                  sir, did you ever bang anna nicole smith in htown
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #44
                    Originally posted by compaqDikk
                    sir, did you ever bang anna nicole smith in htown
                    no, but she used to own a mansion with an upscale horse farm on 40-50 acres out by my cousin's place in cypress, and I used to drive by and hit the horn a few times to see if I could get her to come outside......
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #45
                      Originally posted by daneblazer
                      So is this where Auto Donk comes from... or is it poker related?

                      Mind may be blown if its this
                      how I roll:




                      of course it was poker related..... all the old online software used to have "auto fold" and "auto whatever" buttons, and played so bad I was obviously setting my game to "auto donk".....
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