Live in Portland and we have tons of dive bar style strip clubs looking to party and possibility getting my noodle wet....i need some pointers for XXX for my $$$
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I stalk a few girls on twitter i may be sliding in DMs soonComment -
went to a strip club once
spent like $600
not worth itComment -
Don't go to an Arab owned strip club. That's rule #1.Comment -
Don't bring credit-cards. Back room never. Don't touch unless they say its ok.
Cheaper ways to get your noodle wet.Comment -
Go to Canada if you want a great night,ive been in some of the Strip Clubs for twenty bucks,just buy one dance and you can watch the dancers all night,no drinks,cheap as hell.
No joke,any Canadian poster will tell you.Comment -
Twice in my life (long ago), after stag parties.
Watching women that have low self-esteem
and that are often victims of abuse is not a
turn-on for me.
used to think only men with low self esteem that can`t get laid frequent strip clubs.
still do
with some exceptions of courseComment -
Strip Clubs....ah, no.
As Teddy KGB emphatically stated..." I am so unsatisfied"
Last month a guy came down to visit me (DR). Took him out to a "night club" .
Beers were about $3. 20 girls to choose from to keep you company, dance, etc.
Pick one you like.
Rooms/Service $75.00. Tip out. Satisfaction guaranteed.Comment -
I agree brothel/hookers better
Those have more risk than tailing JJ s picksComment -
Bring cash
Also, what is bad about Arab owned strip clubs? Just curious, never been in one I don't thinkComment -
They have a more aggressive style to their own rules. It's like they make up their own rules as they go along. If they don't like you for whatever reason... just call it a night and get out once you feel something isn't right.
Went to a strip club because this girl told me to go up there. (We already banged a month beforehand etc.) Place wasn't even busy. I purchased my $12.00 drink... and sat down at a booth. Again, plenty of booths available. Place was dead on the weekday. She came over to me and was acting very ancy... a complete 180 from when we first met. She goes the manager told me... if you don't buy another drink you can get out of here. I said... I've only been here 30 minutes.... and I've been waiting for you also. She goes... I'm busy. I laughed and said... take a look around... there's hardly anyone here. She goes... the guys that are here... are for me. I said... well.. go take care of them... and comeback. She said ok.
Not even 10 minutes later.... after ordering my second drink.... she comes back and says... the manager wants you gone. I said no problem... I'll be on my way.Comment -
I almost 4got:
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Bring SINGLES. Like 60 or so and a twenty. Sit in the front. Drink if you want, smoke if you want. You don't have to make it rain, you simply politely walk up to any of the ones you really think are hot and waive a buck or two and they'll come to you. Eventually they'll want you to dance in the back. Well, that's what you showed up for and that's what the twenty's for. Enjoy that then stay or go deciding how far you want to go with it.
Personally I only go to high end strips because I don't want to get mugged (again, but that wasn't at a strip). Second base works fine for me if the girl I dance with is good enough, and that's what you get at high end. I've heard rumors about that a home run would cost with any of them and I'm ok jerking off to sleep and being able to affprd breakfast in the morning. It's all about what makes you happy.
That's what works for me but you do as you like man.Comment -
i always found that taking a hot bi-babe into the strip club -- especially Treasures in Htown -- was the best time; that way the strippers, most of whom were bi as well, would fuk for free in the club b/c they were getting pussy tooComment -
Dude is a genius.Comment -
The first rule is to remember why these places exist. It is for two reasons:
a) Find out how much money you have or are willing to spend.
b) Get all of it.Comment -
also don't forget Chris Rock's advice......NO MATTER WHAT the stripper tells you....there is NO sex in the champagne roomComment -
never been one to be able to give advice in the strip club---sure could have used it.
Have a friend that looks like Where's Waldo and he had sex with a Portland stripper. She worked the morning shift and couldn't have been worth her weight if you get the drift. Still can't believe he pulled it off. Was 29 and still living with his parents, who were out of town for the weekend. His room still had one of those lifesize teddy bears.Comment -
never been one to be able to give advice in the strip club---sure could have used it.
Have a friend that looks like Where's Waldo and he had sex with a Portland stripper. She worked the morning shift and couldn't have been worth her weight if you get the drift. Still can't believe he pulled it off. Was 29 and still living with his parents, who were out of town for the weekend. His room still had one of those lifesize teddy bears.
SALUD to Where's Waldo, aka The PIMPComment -
He was inspirational, though I think he had mental problems, but still fun to hang out with. He'd get rejected 99 times and then strike "gold." Most guys couldn't handle batting .01, but he could and did. It also helped that he had a thing for morbidly obese women. Women so big that he is not sure when he officially lost his virginity. Sadly, Where's Waldo aka IQ and I are not friends any more. I tried to talk him out of marrying a 400 lb balding red head whose personality was worse than her looks. She use to make IQ leave the room so she could watch WWE by herself. Last I heard, he is selling jewelry at Fred Meyers.Comment -
And I'm sure he's doing quite well with all of that because this is a dude who gets sales. What he gets is this - to get what you want, take as many swings as you can. Girls aren't the mlb and so you don't have to bat .250 to be in the game. If you hit on them right they will almost never be pissed, only flattered. They will appreciate your complimenting their beauty actually but one no from them and it isn't a game. No matter what the reason is, you fade. Unlike him I don't have a thing for morbidly obese women or any of that but I will guarantee you they have a very strong mental connection as well as a happy home life.
The whole thing is legit funny though as is the way you told it. Making him leave the room so she could watch WWE is
My prediction is this - she has him on a VERY short leash otherwise he gets body slammed Andre the Giant syle , and he appreciates having a good stable with with a job and a woman he loves.
RIP IQ,
You're still a legend, man.Comment -
I'm no expert, but the one time I've been to a strip club the women there didn't fit the stereotypical drugged out low-self esteem stripper mold. Clean and classy was the order of the day.
Got a lap dance from the most attractive one there, a young brunette girl. She came and sat with me at the bar for most of the remaining evening. Could've gotten her # for sure, but I'd rather not date a stripper. Overall it was a good experience and I'd do it again, but you won't see me going to one of these places without some of my buddies.Comment -
Most strippers are lezbos and hate men.
You and the stripper have only one thing in common. They and you love your money...and they will say anything to get it.
I was a cabbie in Vegas for years and had tons of strippers in my cab taking home after work.
It is strictly a job for them and their job is to separate you from whatever cash you have on hand. PERIOD.Comment -
LOL Higher Element very entertaining stuff, well written
Kyhawk in most cases you're correct, they love money and hate men. It isn't always the case though, just like parlays usually bust but not all the timeComment -
they are hustlers who are full of drama. forget about sleeping with one. if you go just tip the girls a buck after they finished their gig when they make their rounds. dont buy them a drink because again they are hustlers whose drama you dont want to deal with. dont even bother hanging around the stage making it rain.Comment
