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[Auto Donk]

True, I don't work hard since I'm enjoying my retirement. In addition to the dumpster, we have nothing in common. As only one of us is a good poker player, consistently making leaderboards.

Hint: It's not you:

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3273756-sbr-poker-players-championship-stas-06-13-2016-a.html?slf=36

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

hey, everyone listen to stupid fuk Small b Waves claim he's retired!!!

However, that begs the question..... if this prick was truly retired, why was he receiving unemployment benefits from his state, and sending them emails about how to get away with only calling three companies each week that he knew to be "not hiring"....

f'n lying sack of sorry shit waves is.... "retired" people aren't out searching for a job, shithead... they're actually retired....

your pathetic sorry scamming is anything but retired....

[bobbywaves]

your pathetic sorry scamming is anything but retired....

Your jealousy of my retirement is evident Donkey.

Have fun at work tomorrow, defending your child molesting client.

[The Kraken]

Many things have been proven here

But what sticks out most to me is that small b's has built up soo many walls around him and his feelings (probably childhood abuse) that no amount of truth can phase him

Pretty much any other poster here, myself included, would have tucked tail in shame and left out of self respect. But self respect is clearly not something Bobby concerns himself with

He has concocted alternate realities to help deal with his childhood traumas

[SharpAngles]

Many things have been proven here

But what sticks out most to me is that small b's has built up soo many walls around him and his feelings (probably childhood abuse) that no amount of truth can phase him

Pretty much any other poster here, myself included, would have tucked tail in shame and left out of self respect. But self respect is clearly not something Bobby concerns himself with

He has concocted alternate realities to help deal with his childhood traumas

[bobbywaves]

Many things have been proven here

I agree. What sticks out most to me is how much of an attention whore/troll one needs to be, to create a thread such as this. In case Kraken's 15k posts in 4.5 years wasn't enough proof for you.

It's obvious that Kraken tries to compensate for his shortcomings which resulted in no real life friends, by attempting to bribe cyber friends on a forum for 25/50 pts. It's sad & beyond pathetic.

[The Kraken]

Your points balance is in a sad state of affairs

[bobbywaves]

Your points balance is in a sad state of affairs

Really, then how sad is your 11 pt balance?

Hint: 20,568 > 11

[Jayvegas420]

We're talking about the 80,000 points youve blown through in the past 3 months.

We're not asking about Kraken's points or Jayvegas' points.

We are asking: what the fukk did you do with all those points. How the fukk can you lose that many points?


When theyre so valuable to you.....
You just lost control and dumped them all?


You always distract when you get upset and anxious.

Just be honest about how you lost all those points and maybe everyone will leave you alone.

[bobbywaves]

When theyre so valuable to you.

Apparently, the pts weren't as valuable to me as you ignorantly claim. If the pts were valuable to me, then it stands to reason I wouldn't gamble very large amounts of pts. Instead I would cash out pts for pizzas to feed the family, like all broke dikks.

We're talking about the 80,000 points youve blown through in the past 3 months.

Didn't blow through 80k, as I never had 100k. This can easily be seen in my pts history Jay. Fact remains, you & Kraken are constant broke dikks.

[Jayvegas420]

You dumped all your points & I'm the ignorant one.

So now that you have gambled poorly, you are using the excuse that, "I gambled like a donk because i dont care about points"?


And now youre getting all syminatical about it. Ok so you didnt blow through 80k it was 70k.

Oops my bad.

Funny how you conveniently change your tune, when you have all those points it's because you're a great poker player and an incredible handicapper, so now that you've lost all those points does it mean you're a shit capper and a terible poker pkayer?


I didnt mean to upset ya fella.

Youll get all those pizzas back

[bobbywaves]

You dumped all your points & I'm the ignorant one.

If I dumped all my pts as you ignorantly claim Jay, then it stands to reason my balance would be 0 instead of 20k+.

So yes, you're the ignorant one.

[Auto Donk]

waves sucks.... his life sucks.... retirement days spent calling three companies per week to confirm they're not hiring, and then lazily collecting unemployment benefits. Or did new jersey kick your ass off their unemployment payroll yet?

fukin' loser

[mpaschal34]

Waves needs to start a fade thread on his sports wagers. Looks like there is some good money to be made there.

[bobbywaves]

Nice avatar Donkey, who's the stud?

[Auto Donk]

Nice avatar Donkey, who's the stud?

to commemorate this event establishing waves' delusions, I'm posting a photo of my presently existing avatar here, so that the masses can see what waves thinks is a "stud" long after I remove the hideous flappy small b-cup titted avatar from my profile:

[bobbywaves]

to commemorate this event establishing waves' delusions, I'm posting a photo of my presently existing avatar here, so that the masses can see what waves thinks is a "stud" long after I remove the hideous flappy small b-cup titted avatar from my profile:

Good idea Donkey...Your constant changing of avatars like you do underwear on a weekly basis, is just another clear example of your mental instability & disgusting hygiene habits.

[The Kraken]

Many things have been proven here

But what sticks out most to me is that small b's has built up soo many walls around him and his feelings (probably childhood abuse) that no amount of truth can phase him

Pretty much any other poster here, myself included, would have tucked tail in shame and left out of self respect. But self respect is clearly not something Bobby concerns himself with

He has concocted alternate realities to help deal with his childhood traumas

Again, just as a reminder to myself

[Nick Papageorgio]

Waves is a pussy

[bobbywaves]

Nick is a dick, I can see your points donation drive is really taking off.

[Nick Papageorgio]

Robert, your day of reckoning will come.

[The Kraken]

Nick is a dick, I can see your points donation drive is really taking off.

Hey B's, since points dont mean anything to you ( ya, right), how about you donate to the kids? Oh ya, you barely donate anything because if you run out of points, you run out of pizza, fat ass

[bobbywaves]

Robert, your day of reckoning will come.

Was told same thing, when falsely accused regarding 18th hole. I even made it easy for my accusers, by attending the Bash.

Nick, I'm still patiently waiting for this "day of reckoning."

[bobbywaves]

Hey B's, since points dont mean anything to you ( ya, right), how about you donate to the kids? Oh ya, you barely donate anything because if you run out of points, you run out of pizza, fat ass

How about we wager your remaining 73 pts, on who has more SBR charity donations between us? Sammy or any other mod, should be able to research this easily.

[The Kraken]

How about we wager your remaining 73 pts, on who has more SBR charity donations between us? Sammy or any other mod, should be able to research this easily.

At least you've shown to be consistent in this thread
-You've been wrong every single time you've guessed how many points i have
-You continue to exhibit low iq non logic
-You lie
-Most importantly, you have yet to deny that you have a B cup

I looked into my purchases and this is what came up

Product	Model	Quantity	Price	Total
SBR Black Tshirt -: Large	Black	1	260 points	260 points
Total Amount				260 points
Total Savings				0 points
Total Tax				0 points

9/2/2013 5:13:40 AM	Ordered
9/4/2013 5:30:40 PM	Shipped

And for the record, I DID dontate that shirt

[The Kraken]

Most importantly, I've probably made more in donations in the last 6 months than you have the last 6 years, but I'm not sure

Let that sink in you fat fukk

[bobbywaves]

At least you've shown to be consistent in this thread

[bobbywaves]

you fat fukk

Further demonstrating your ignorance, as there's pics & others have seen me at Bash obviously.

[The Kraken]

Your pic is in Donks avatar

Go worry about donating more to the kids and buy less pizzas

[bobbywaves]

Your pic is in Donks avatar

You may want to look up fat in dictionary, since you have no concept of the word.

Go worry about donating more to the kids and buy less pizzas

If you bothered to check my store purchase history, you would have noticed I don't cash pts in for pizza often. But I have donated to charity often.

[jjgold]

Bobby I look forward to coming to Vegas and seeing you play some poker

[Auto Donk]

Bobby I look forward to coming to Vegas and seeing you play some poker

figures you'd want to see this up close and personal......

get a room already



ps.... you can see the light reflecting off Small b's smaller flappy a-cups just below his original set of ..... if he keeps topping off all of his meals with that free gov't cheese he scams by the barrell on a monthly basis, he'll probably even sprout another set beneath the second set.....

gives whole new meaning to the term "six pack".....

a six pack of flappy small

pss.... I think took the photo above for the purpose of scamming those two plastic surgeons on the show "Botched" into giving him a new boob job

[Russian Rocket]

Further demonstrating your ignorance, as there's pics & others have seen me at Bash obviously.

yeah we saw your pix at the bash, FAT fukk!

[jjgold]

Bobby looks tough

I would not mess with him

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Damn you, Shari!

Get that blond Shari pic back up there that I saw on my phone, then raced to my laptop to "save" cuz I had some tribute plans for it a la porn hub style er, I wanted to see on 15.6" screen simply because you reminded me of a nun I knew as a wee lad and wanted to be sure.

Nothing but pure thoughts here in NY, per usual.

But... just for posterity's sake cuz future SBR'ers will want to know:

Does the carpet now match the curtains?

[Jayvegas420]

Bobby is, what we call here in Canada a fat skinny guy.

He has no muscle mass with a high percent of body fat which makes him look flabby while maintaining the illusion of leanness..

Hes like a skeleton covered in flabby fat.

The fat skinny guy shows signs of fatigue after 1 minute of physical activity and typically cannot press, lift or even push his own body weight.

Love handles are a prodominate feature along with the formation of multiple chins.

JJ is right though....
Bobby sure appears to be one tough motherfukker