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  • bobbywaves
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-06-08
    • 13280

    #246
    Originally posted by Auto Donk
    I figured he'd be forced to hire those cut rate lawyers at Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
    I personally hire Mr. Cheatem for all my lawsuit needs, to receive maximum damages.

    You have no clue what you're talking about on poker hand at Bash. Which isn't surprising, since you couldn't afford to attend. Even if I smooth called Sin pre flop with my A,Q, there was a Q on the flop, giving me top pair top kicker. All our chips would be going in post flop anyway. Sin just happened to wake up with aces pre flop, it happens.

    I have no regret how I played that hand, as it obviously wouldn't have changed the outcome. My poker skills are clearly demonstrated here:



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    • Nick Papageorgio
      SBR MVP
      • 01-07-12
      • 2396

      #247
      Lol, the old I ended up hitting the flop so all the chips would have went in anyway defense. This does not justify making a crappy play and is such a cop out used by donkeys. C'mon down to Yuma Bobby, grow a pair.
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      • SharpAngles
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-15-14
        • 9467

        #248
        Originally posted by bobbywaves

        You have no clue what you're talking about on poker hand at Bash. Which isn't surprising, since you couldn't afford to attend. Even if I smooth called Sin pre flop with my A,Q, there was a Q on the flop, giving me top pair top kicker. All our chips would be going in post flop anyway. Sin just happened to wake up with aces pre flop, it happens.

        I have no regret how I played that hand, as it obviously wouldn't have changed the outcome. My poker skills are clearly demonstrated here:



        http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

        Obvious high level poker player here

        I mean he's on the SBR list what more do you guys want? Just accept that small b is a better poker player than all of us.
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        • bobbywaves
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-06-08
          • 13280

          #249
          Originally posted by SharpAngles
          Obvious high level poker player here.

          I mean he's on the SBR list what more do you guys want? Just accept that small b is a better poker player than all of us.
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          • bobbywaves
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-06-08
            • 13280

            #250
            Originally posted by Nick Papageorgio
            Lol, the old I ended up hitting the flop so all the chips would have went in anyway defense. This does not justify making a crappy play and is such a cop out used by donkeys.
            Sure it's justified. My other options were a pre flop call resulting in the same outcome, or a pre flop fold to a small raise holding A,Q. Easy to see why you don't play poker, as you have absolutely no knowledge of the game. Feel free to prove me wrong by accepting my 2017 annual poker challenge. Start saving your pts broke dikk, I'll bet as much as you can afford to post up.

            C'mon down to Yuma Bobby, grow a pair.
            I've been all over Yuma, she enjoyed a teabag of my "grown pair."

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            • The Kraken
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-25-11
              • 28918

              #251
              Bobby is striking out on dating websites, has a rack, buys tranny hookers in CR and was the first out at the SBR Poker Tourney

              #YOLO
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              • Jayvegas420
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-09-11
                • 28213

                #252
                Points balance decreasing bobo.
                Whats goin on bud?
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                • Russian Rocket
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-02-12
                  • 43910

                  #253
                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                  Bobby is striking out on dating websites, has a rack, buys tranny hookers in CR and was the first out at the SBR Poker Tourney

                  #YOLO
                  ...and has to beg government to pay for his fkng internet bill...how embarrassing...what a fkng loser that creature is!
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #254
                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                    I personally hire Mr. Cheatem for all my lawsuit needs, to receive maximum damages.

                    You have no clue what you're talking about on poker hand at Bash. Which isn't surprising, since you couldn't afford to attend. Even if I smooth called Sin pre flop with my A,Q, there was a Q on the flop, giving me top pair top kicker. All our chips would be going in post flop anyway. Sin just happened to wake up with aces pre flop, it happens.

                    I have no regret how I played that hand, as it obviously wouldn't have changed the outcome. My poker skills are clearly demonstrated here:



                    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
                    Sinmeido owned your ass, waves.... you suck.... he played you like a fiddle and you're too much of fukstick to admit it.....

                    and, you dumb penetrate, on dec 12, you'll be playin in a stupid fk'n sbr daily, while I'll be on the second day of a $7500 cruise I won by, of all things, playing a helluva lot better poker than you'll ever play....

                    and on that cruise, I'll be playing for a share of over $125,000 in prize money that I won a free entry into by, of all things, playing, once again, a brand of poker that you could only dream of playing, you pathetic flappy small b-cup scammer.....

                    ps waves, if you have about $6k, you could reserve a non-balcony stateroom on Royal Carribbean's Allure of the Seas (I'll be in the second largest balcony stateroom available on the ship), and you could pony up the $1,500 entry fee that I won playing poker on my last cruise, and join in on the fun....

                    oh, but wait, you can't afford your cheesy low rent mortgage on your $49k shanty, and you can't afford a stateroom on a 7-day Royal Caribbean Cruise, and you can't afford a $1,500 buy-in, and you can't even afford air fare to South Florida to catch the cruise I'll be embarking on on Dec 11, 2016......

                    face it, waves, you suck
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                    • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-08-14
                      • 14988

                      #255
                      Waves wears Velcro shoes.
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                      • SharpAngles
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 04-15-14
                        • 9467

                        #256
                        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                        Waves wears Velcro shoes.
                        To be fair he just picked up a new pair of sneakers, laces and all...



                        Trenton welfare office was giving them away since Under Armour can't sell any
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                        • bobbywaves
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-06-08
                          • 13280

                          #257
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          Sinmeido owned your ass, waves.
                          These leaderboards obviously prove otherwise Donkey:





                          you can't afford your cheesy low rent mortgage
                          Coming from a guy who couldn't afford airfare, to an otherwise all expenses paid bash. What a pathetic loser.
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                          • mikewlgm
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-04-15
                            • 1031

                            #258
                            Originally posted by SharpAngles
                            To be fair he just picked up a new pair of sneakers, laces and all...



                            Trenton welfare office was giving them away since Under Armour can't sell any

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                            • The Kraken
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-25-11
                              • 28918

                              #259
                              Originally posted by bobbywaves
                              These leaderboards obviously prove otherwise Donkey:







                              Coming from a guy who couldn't afford airfare, to an otherwise all expenses paid bash. What a pathetic loser.


                              You couldn't have afforded the airfare either if you didn't qualify for $9.99/month tax-payer subsidized internet

                              You get 5mbps download speed and let the tax payers pay for your internet, and you're trying to call someone out about airfare

                              Did you get a female to pat your breasts down at the airport?
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                              • Russian Rocket
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-02-12
                                • 43910

                                #260
                                Originally posted by The Kraken


                                You couldn't have afforded the airfare either if you didn't qualify for $9.99/month tax-payer subsidized internet

                                You get 5mbps download speed and let the tax payers pay for your internet, and you're trying to call someone out about airfare

                                Did you get a female to pat your breasts down at the airport?


                                Creature is getting badly buried here
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #261
                                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                  These leaderboards obviously prove otherwise Donkey:







                                  Coming from a guy who couldn't afford airfare, to an otherwise all expenses paid bash. What a pathetic loser.
                                  waves, u stupid fuk, ask shari about how much air fare I was going to pay, u stupid f'n asshole..... unlike your requirement to be able to attend, that you buy air fare mos in advance, I had my wife and I set up to go last minute full fare....

                                  and unlike your sorry ass, I don't travel alone, you pathetic fuk.....

                                  oh yah, u suck at poker.... good luck min cashing the week I'm in the caribbean, you scamming fukstick
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #262
                                    ps, fukstik, the only "leaderboard" that mattered was the one which showed me kicking the shit out of you 360/365 days last year, when I gave a shit....

                                    you suck
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                                    • bobbywaves
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-06-08
                                      • 13280

                                      #263
                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                      $9.99/month


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                                      You may want to try getting your facts str8 troll, to avoid more Waves burials in the future.

                                      Did you get a female to pat your breasts down at the airport?
                                      Indeed...after feeling up my pecs, six pack, & package, she asked for my digits.
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                                      • bobbywaves
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-06-08
                                        • 13280

                                        #264
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        I don't travel alone
                                        You're right, I forgot....this Donkey homo travels with his chimp B-Gay.
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                                        • CanuckG
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-23-10
                                          • 21978

                                          #265
                                          Originally posted by bobbywaves


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                                          [ATTACH]90424[/ATTACH]

                                          You may want to try getting your facts str8 troll, to avoid more Waves burials in the future.



                                          Indeed...after feeling up my pecs, six pack, & package, she asked for my digits.
                                          Holy shit that internet is slow. How do you stream videos??
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                                          • bobbywaves
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-06-08
                                            • 13280

                                            #266
                                            Originally posted by CanuckG
                                            Holy shit that internet is slow. How do you stream videos??
                                            Were you expecting a fast connection for $9.95/month?

                                            My Amazon FireTV works off this internet connection, it streams links fine with no buffering.
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                                            • Jayvegas420
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-09-11
                                              • 28213

                                              #267
                                              You dont have fire TV ...stop showing off.
                                              How many points do you have out there?

                                              You were braging about having 100k less than 3 months ago.

                                              Why do you keep dodging my question?


                                              Wouldnt be hard to find out where your points are.
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                                              • CanuckG
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-23-10
                                                • 21978

                                                #268
                                                Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                Were you expecting a fast connection for $9.95/month?

                                                My Amazon FireTV works off this internet connection, it streams links fine with no buffering.
                                                I also use amazon firetv but hard to believe it doesn't buffer with those speeds.
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #269
                                                  waves is proving he pretty much sucks at everything......

                                                  real estate certainly has cost him, his neighborhood declines in value daily, and he's upside down on his mortgage;

                                                  scam artist/shill for 18th Hole Sportsbook probably about got him whacked, and generally gave him the reputation as a selfish fraud who'll say anything to save his own ass, or lousy account balance;

                                                  lost his job in 2012 and hasn't been able to find a new ob since, and is thus chronically unemployed -- to the extent he posed questions to the State indicating a desire to little more than a broke ass slacker living in section 8 housing smack dab the worst part of trenton, infested with gangs and drugs;

                                                  his car is falling apart; actually, correct that, it has fallen apart. no hubcaps, it's the biggest piece of shit vehicle in a neighborhood full of them;

                                                  he's on a sleazy singles site called Mingle2, so desperate financially that he's tryng to both find someone disgusting enough to not only have sex with him, but help pay his mortgage since he can't make it on his own;

                                                  he has the reputation of being the biggest douche bag and stiff on the site; after proposing a bet on his own f'n terms and losing that bet per the straight forward terms he came up with, he low-lifingly decides to renege on his promise to pay 72,000 betpoints to DownSouth, who totally OWNED Small b with regard to that bet in much the same fashion that Sinmeido TOTALLY OWNED him during the poker trny put on by SBR at the Bash..... again proving waves to have ho skill at playing live poker, and needing a fomrat like SBR's poker room to limp into the money and hopefully suckout late over and over to improve on his finishing position;

                                                  he's managed to piss away just about the same amount of betpoints, if not more, than he owes to DownSouth as a result of losing his bet; going from in the neighborhood of 100,000 points down to 20,000 points, proving that he's not only the fukstik with the lowest amount of integrity on the site, but also hands down its worst gambler.....

                                                  we all predicted Small b would short circuit and be a victim of the gambling gods, and it has all come to fruition..... Karma is a bitch, waves.... you're going down!
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                                                  • bobbywaves
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-06-08
                                                    • 13280

                                                    #270
                                                    Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                                    You dont have fire TV ...stop showing off.
                                                    I have 2 FireTV's.

                                                    How many points do you have out there?
                                                    Way more than you broke dikk.

                                                    You were braging about having 100k less than 3 months ago.
                                                    Post the link where I claimed to have 100k. If you can, I'll ship you a generous gift.

                                                    Why do you keep dodging my question?
                                                    All questions were addressed.

                                                    Wouldnt be hard to find out where your points are.
                                                    Since it's not hard, you're an idiot for asking question #2.
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                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                      • 13280

                                                      #271
                                                      Originally posted by CanuckG
                                                      I also use amazon firetv but hard to believe it doesn't buffer with those speeds.
                                                      I'll rephrase...For whatever I'm watching, I can always find a link that doesn't buffer.
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                                                      • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 12-15-12
                                                        • 21746

                                                        #272
                                                        Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                                        To be fair he just picked up a new pair of sneakers, laces and all...



                                                        Trenton welfare office was giving them away since Under Armour can't sell any
                                                        Sharpie I must be getting old as I actually like these shoes
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                                                        • SharpAngles
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-15-14
                                                          • 9467

                                                          #273
                                                          Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                          Sharpie I must be getting old as I actually like these shoes
                                                          Tbh I think it's that angle that screams grandpa. Rest of the pictures in image search were no worse than most of the crap that Nike, Adidas and the rest put out there.

                                                          Might get a pair and customize them the way steph did

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                                                          • mikewlgm
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-04-15
                                                            • 1031

                                                            #274
                                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                            I have 2 FireTV's.



                                                            Way more than you broke dikk.



                                                            Post the link where I claimed to have 100k. If you can, I'll ship you a generous gift.



                                                            All questions were addressed.



                                                            Since it's not hard, you're an idiot for asking question #2.

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                                                            • SharpAngles
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 04-15-14
                                                              • 9467

                                                              #275
                                                              ^That dumpster works a hard job day after day so nothing in common with small b

                                                              Besides being fukin flaming
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                                                              • bobbywaves
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-06-08
                                                                • 13280

                                                                #276
                                                                Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                                                That dumpster works a hard job day after day so nothing in common with small b
                                                                True, I don't work hard since I'm enjoying my retirement. In addition to the dumpster, we have nothing in common. As only one of us is a good poker player, consistently making leaderboards.

                                                                Hint: It's not you:



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                                                                • afgballer56
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-11-14
                                                                  • 1312

                                                                  #277
                                                                  bobbywaves is a bigger loser than seawead without his ski mask
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                                                                  • The Kraken
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                                    • 28918

                                                                    #278
                                                                    Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                                                    ^That dumpster works a hard job day after day so nothing in common with small b

                                                                    Besides being fukin flaming
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                                                                    • The Kraken
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-25-11
                                                                      • 28918

                                                                      #279
                                                                      Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                      True, I don't work hard since I'm enjoying my retirement. In addition to the dumpster, we have nothing in common. As only one of us is a good poker player, consistently making leaderboards.

                                                                      Hint: It's not you:



                                                                      http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
                                                                      Enjoying retirement

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                                                                      • bobbywaves
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 05-06-08
                                                                        • 13280

                                                                        #280
                                                                        Originally posted by afgballer56
                                                                        bobbywaves is a bigger loser than seawead without his ski mask
                                                                        Another broke dikk chiming in for his 25 pts.

                                                                        Now Kraken is a broke dikk, who can't even afford to ship 25's as advertised.
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