Upcoming 10,000th Post Commemorative Caribbean Cruise Video -- !0-day party!!!

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  • JMon
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-11-09
    • 9800

    #36
    we need nips or this shit don't count.
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    • gauchojake
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      • 09-17-10
      • 34116

      #37
      Donker GL in the tourney (RSH obv if you lose). I def want a shout out in any video you make including the ones that wont be posted on SBR.
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #38
        Originally posted by gauchojake
        Donker GL in the tourney (RSH obv if you lose). I def want a shout out in any video you make including the ones that wont be posted on SBR.
        DFWTD............

        they did, and they lost, in the poker room tonight..... DONK will be sailing the high seas on the Allure of the Seas this December as a finalist in Royal Caribbean's "Royal Poker Tour Texas Holdem Poker Tournament Championship".....

        KJ did in a pro from Dallas' desperation shove with 54 suited......

        ..... Don't Fuk With The Donk..........

        they even gave me a little trophy!!!

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        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #39
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          • gauchojake
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            • 09-17-10
            • 34116

            #40


            Mods please repost/crosspost to poker forum as this is premium poker content and potential hall of fame material
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            • Da Manster!
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-13-07
              • 17720

              #41
              donk,
              the wife in skimpy micro thongs would be greatly appreciated by yours truly and a shout out for me!.....if you ever decide to come the DC area, lunch and drinks are on me!...
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              • PittsburghPlayer
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-11-10
                • 6760

                #42
                Donk,
                You deserve peace for the remainder of your vacation.
                In an effort to make that a reality, I have cleaned and vacated your home
                ...no charge for me "professionally" house-squatting.
                I`m a good dude!
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  DFWTD............

                  they did, and they lost, in the poker room tonight..... DONK will be sailing the high seas on the Allure of the Seas this December as a finalist in Royal Caribbean's "Royal Poker Tour Texas Holdem Poker Tournament Championship".....

                  KJ did in a pro from Dallas' desperation shove with 54 suited......

                  ..... Don't Fuk With The Donk..........

                  they even gave me a little trophy!!!

                  who is that guy?
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                  • SBRMAN23
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-07-11
                    • 6906

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    who is that guy?
                    John Travolta?
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                    • SharpAngles
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-15-14
                      • 9467

                      #45
                      Just caught this adventure

                      Donker!! I tried to tell em DFWTD but they didn't listen, good work pal!

                      now we need the after party trip report with detailed pics of previously mentioned micro thongs
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #46
                        Originally posted by SBRMAN23
                        John Travolta?
                        Yes
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                        • SharpAngles
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 04-15-14
                          • 9467

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk

                          How much you give back to those fruity fortunes slots in the background?
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #48
                            one of those fukkers in the background took $240 off me and then malfunctioned when I finally hit the spin (one of those f'n "wheel of fortune" slots -- took out my frustration on the mescin attendant who tried to fix the f'n thing).... kitty glitter paid as usual..... all in all, down about 400 in slots..... up 1400 in poker, plus a free cruise and entry into a 100,000 prize pool trny this december while on the cruise..... on the biggest f'n cruise ship on the f'n planet.....

                            and I know how to pronounce Idina Menzel, mother fukkers.....



                            and I don't suck dick to get movie roles.....

                            tho after hammering that final table, I did hear some mo fo who I busted out saying something about me being "wickedly talented" at the poker table....
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                            • stevenash
                              Moderator
                              • 01-17-11
                              • 65641

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              thanks, biter.....

                              in Jamaica, after lounging around the beach with my "wife on display", I had to spend approximately 4 1/2 mins in the "hut" in the back ground.....


                              out for the day.....
                              Donker, you are one exceedingly handsome man.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #50
                                Originally posted by stevenash
                                Donker, you are one exceedingly handsome man.
                                I don't know whether to be flattered or unnerved.....

                                j/k.... thanks.... tho it wasn't me that our stateroom attendant was obsessing over..... I really felt that I was being watched while bangin' away in celebration of my trny win at 4 am this morning.... pretty sure he planted a hidden cam..... dude checked on my wife every f'n 30 mins, even walking in to "change the ice" he'd just brought her after I went to play poker, even tho she'd put the "do not disturb sign up".....

                                but, can you really blame him???





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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  who is that guy?
                                  your worst mutha fukkin' nightmare if you duck me in Vegas again....
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    your worst mutha fukkin' nightmare if you duck me in Vegas again....
                                    Donker when are you going to Vegas?
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                                    • downsouth
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-13-11
                                      • 11580

                                      #53
                                      That donker fella is handsome. Chick not so bad herself.
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                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-18-11
                                        • 7537

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by downsouth
                                        That donker fella is handsome. Chick not so bad herself.
                                        Settle, TC... settle

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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #55
                                          this thread is getting off track here.....

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                                          • Da Manster!
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-13-07
                                            • 17720

                                            #56
                                            its all a bunch of gobbiltygunk!
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                                            • downsouth
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-13-11
                                              • 11580

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                              Settle, TC... settle


                                              Mrs. TC been holding out a little over the weekend. Claimed to be sick. Makes it easy to get overstimulated.
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #58


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                                                • PittsburghPlayer
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-11-10
                                                  • 6760

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  this thread is getting off track here.....
                                                  off track? really? where the fukk are you taking us, with your Freddie Mercury queer shit? ?
                                                  someone drug you on your cruise down south and "get to you"
                                                  what the fukk is wrong with you?
                                                  do you not know that you are a role model to the young aspiring lawyers/professionals her on the forum?
                                                  and even fukks like me, that are a few minutes older than you??? you think we like being introduced to...
                                                  ahh, fukk it.
                                                  I know my going into your home was wrong, but I did tidy the place up AND left everything where I
                                                  found it/with a note and a doober!!

                                                  for crying out loud...

                                                  <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YWraQkaUCDM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #60
                                                    Oh shit, Donk pasted the wrong video. Now we know what he's really into.

                                                    Donk, has it all been a charade? It's always those hiding in the closet who put on the biggest show for charade.

                                                    Donk's 10,000th post could really be a surprise for the Forum.



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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #61
                                                      hell, with all the comments on my looks/appearance, I thought I was just giving the masses what they wanted with that gay ass shit.....

                                                      I only found it when I went searching on youtube of Austin Powers saying to himself (when he comes back from the future), "DAMN YOU ARE HANDSOME, MAN....."

                                                      Since that clip wasn't out there by itself, I went with the fahgs that popped up on that vid..... and for the record, I didn't even watch the vid, so I have no clue what they did or didn't do in it.... not that there's anything wrong with that.....

                                                      shit, only a few posts away..... I gotta go make a video.......
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                                                      • Da Manster!
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-13-07
                                                        • 17720

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                        donk,
                                                        the wife in skimpy micro thongs would be greatly appreciated by yours truly and a shout out for me!.....if you ever decide to come the DC area, lunch and drinks are on me!...
                                                        bump...
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                                                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-18-11
                                                          • 7537

                                                          #63
                                                          Hey Donker (in your vid)... "accidently" drop a pen or sumpthin behind you just for TC, so ya gotta turn and bend to pick it up.

                                                          Guy desperately needs some relief it appears... dude needs ya to do him a solid -- last thing we need is another Killeen Luby's-style shooting in Georgia.
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                                                          • PittsburghPlayer
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-11-10
                                                            • 6760

                                                            #64
                                                            Donk, I understand that you are a "people-pleaser". Still, maybe those who like pickles, should find it on another site?

                                                            I also did not play vid, image very disturbing!

                                                            Thank you Sir.
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                                                            • The Kraken
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-25-11
                                                              • 28918

                                                              #65
                                                              When I first met my wife, I told her I wanted to die smothered in a pair of large breasts

                                                              Donker, I'll be in touch, those look ideal pal. Well done
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                                                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-18-11
                                                                • 7537

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                When I first met my wife, I told her I wanted to die smothered in a pair of large breasts

                                                                Donker, I'll be in touch, those look ideal pal. Well done
                                                                I already called DIBS.

                                                                Sloppy seconds for you, pal.
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                                                                • The Kraken
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                                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                                  • 28918

                                                                  #67
                                                                  I call dibs on sloppy seconds
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                                                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-18-11
                                                                    • 7537

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                    I call dibs on sloppy seconds
                                                                    ... Man with a plan.
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                                                                    • Jayvegas420
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                                                                      • 03-09-11
                                                                      • 28213

                                                                      #69
                                                                      All this homo shit, and i still didnt get to read post 10,000?
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                                                                      • PittsburghPlayer
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 01-11-10
                                                                        • 6760

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                                                        All this homo shit, and i still didnt get to read post 10,000?
                                                                        sayin` man. I am giving consideration to ringing the "proverbial bell" thread if AutoDonkDude does not post over the weekend.

                                                                        I am of the thinking the he has been whacked, but have been trying to show some patience/decorum.

                                                                        I re read my shit, had to laugh.
                                                                        Me, the man that partied at his home the first couple days of his cruise without invitation.
                                                                        Like I know much of anything about decorum!!
                                                                        and even less about patience.
                                                                        Fukk it, ringing bell later today unless...
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