Upcoming 10,000th Post Commemorative Caribbean Cruise Video -- !0-day party!!!

[Auto Donk]

With 10k coming up, Donk's decided to commemorate the occasion with a video of some type....

Other than my wife's rack (and presumably other certain body parts), there's probably not a whole lot you want to see. . . I'll try get a snippet of her on the serenity deck catching some sun on our cruise (starting later today) to the Bahamas, Jamaica, and a few other ports I can't even think of.....

and because JJ's always hounded me about some sort of "validaton" video, you will see my fukkin' face in it for a least a few seconds, and unlike that pussy seeweed, I won't be wearing any fukkin' hood over my head....

open for ideas on the vid, so give me any suggestions you might have.... or if you want a shout out, mention it here and I'll throw either a compliment or perhaps a derogatory slur your way.....

I'll miss this years infamous SBR Poker World Cup, so good luck Team USA and Team Confeds.... kick the shit out of Sniper and the rest of team world (is sniper even gonna make it???), and f'n Canada..... (yes, Waves, as this cruise has been planned for six months, this is why I didn't give two shits about making a team and/or being doom switched all winter/spring 2016--couldn't play it anyway).

well, time to party.....

out.....

[Smoke]

Shout me out bro!

Also make fun of saer

Would definitely like to see the wife

[packerd_00]

Ill take a shout out.


Cheers!

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I better get a shoutout, Donker.

Have fun on the cruise.

[Auto Donk]

Standing in check in line.... Not a total waste of time, as it gave me a chance to break the news to my wife that her rack is expected Tito make a cameo appearance in a vid I'm going to post on sbr....

[sweep]

Let me get a "suck my dik waves!" One time

[Fidel_CashFlow]

now here's a vid Id take a shout out on

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Donker....enjoy the cruise and time with the Mrs.

[downsouth]

You may be on cruise, with hot wife, enjoying a nice vacation. But you will never truly make it until you receive subsidized internet and live in the slums of Jersey. That is the true measure of well off.

[jjgold]

[blackHIPPY]

shout me out slime!

[Itsamazing777]

Naturally this post should involve waves in some shape or form.....

[Auto Donk]

in grand cayman... yesterday in jamaica was epic.... wife has wonderful photos on phone..... hope to share a few soon..... awesome day yesterday, one to follow today fo sho....

won my qualifier poker trny, play for ten k cruise package sat night at 9 pm in the final trny.... probably against 5-7 other players, I'll be big stack at final table to start (you carry same no. of chips you won in your qualifier, and had two people repeatedly rebuying at 50 bucks a pop, 1000 chips each time, all for naught as I crushed em over and over, but certainly added to my stack)...

still planning on exotic vid shoot for no. 10k

[Booya711]

Donker...give a nice shout of "Booya!!!!" With people around pal

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Bink some sweet bikini/thong hiney shots in the vid for your NY pal...

PORNHUB IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE

PAPA NEEDS A NEW FLESHLIGHT PAIR OF SHOES!



p.s. -- ^^ NOT downsouth

p.s.s. -- GL in your upcoming tourney

[Auto Donk]

thanks, biter.....

in Jamaica, after lounging around the beach with my "wife on display", I had to spend approximately 4 1/2 mins in the "hut" in the back ground.....


out for the day.....

[USCPHILLYGUY]

donker how tall is your wife

[Auto Donk]

5'4"

[Auto Donk]

back on the ship.... 400 bucks of duty free booze headed this way.....

[JMon]

have fun Donker

[PittsburghPlayer]

Donk, Watching your residence while you are away.. All is well but you are out of booze and bullets.
Is it OK to smoke in here?

[firstclass]

go to negril

[Auto Donk]

go to negril

Got married in Negril in 2008; great place. didn't have time to go there this trip; made port in Falmouth....

in cozumel today; snorkling and drinking on the agenda.....

[PittsburghPlayer]

Donk, While "rifling" through your personal possessions I have found more bullets and booze, please do not give my request above any further consideration. Thank you.
Please - enjoy yourself on your cruise - knowing that your pal (smoke a) Jay has your back
while you are away...
I do not see an ashtray in the house, we probably should not be smoking in here...
Your neighbors tell me that you and the wife like to walk around the backyard/pool area in the nude - this works well, as that is one of my favorite pastimes - and am making myself right at home Donk.

Do you ALWAYS keep this kind of cash in your home while on vacation? geez Donk - do you think that is safe?

[IlluminatedOne]

You and the misses have fun in the sun.

[Auto Donk]

Donk, While "rifling" through your personal possessions I have found more bullets and booze, please do not give my request above any further consideration. Thank you.
Please - enjoy yourself on your cruise - knowing that your pal (smoke a) Jay has your back
while you are away...
I do not see an ashtray in the house, we probably should not be smoking in here...
Your neighbors tell me that you and the wife like to walk around the backyard/pool area in the nude - this works well, as that is one of my favorite pastimes - and am making myself right at home Donk.

Do you ALWAYS keep this kind of cash in your home while on vacation? geez Donk - do you think that is safe?

the bong is in the garage, top shelf by the frig/freezer full of venison.... as it has a "raised" jimi hendrix image on it, we call it "the jimi"... don't drop/break it....

set it down on the table before you start lookin' at these:

[Auto Donk]

a scene that is foreign to Small b waves:

[Auto Donk]

in cozumel; need to get to work on vid.... any good editing software for i phone vids?... I may try to combine some beach shots (think wife/skin/sun/) with the donk at the final table on ship's casino; cabin boy infatuated with my wife/my new best friend; etc.)

coming soon.... only 19 to go!!!!

off to a reef...... wife's lookin' hott!!

[PittsburghPlayer]

Donk, There is a gang of bikers outside on the front lawn. I think they are going to sacrifice a virgin. Posting from your bedroom, peeking out your windows - I think they think the house is unoccupied, and I am scared.
was that weed in the bong? I have never tripped like this before!
Bikers performing foreplay on "virgin" - seem intent on delighting her. Is this Texas tradition? Are they going to "whack" the bitch"?
Should I go outside to inquire as to her safety, or anyone needing some ice?

Hey, off on a tangent... I see evidence that your wife is seeing other men. However, please do not be alarmed - as from the pile of "love" letters she receives - she has made it VERY clear to all her suitors that she has NO intentions of leaving you. Something about a pre-nup she signed that she receives NOTHING if guilty of adultery.

Are your kids or anyone else coming over this weekend? I`d really like to let-loose around here, but a little hesitant.
You know how "visitors" can be!!

I am calmer now as the bikers seem friendly, but not taking any chances for now...

Hope all is well for you and the wife. Maybe you should not tell her that I am "watching" your home - as I am sure that those love-letters would be of great concern to her...

[PittsburghPlayer]

Donk, I am going to stop fukking around here and bottom line this...
Next time you go on vacation, you are probably better off bringing me with you.
Yes, we know you could have me offed at any time - but you are a lover - and it would take MORE than me walking around your home in your wife`s "unmentionables" for you to get THAT upset...
there really is a LOT of money here Donk. Where does the tunnel in the basement go to? maybe I should not have written that, in case your wife had it built...

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

SWWWWWEEEEET

Will employ this as my desktop background during all my World Cup tourneys to stay, er, focused.
Expect me to be doing a lot of "raising".....

[firstclass]

go to playa del carmen..

[Auto Donk]

haven't been to playa del carmen since invited down by a bunch of trophy wives to bang em six ways from sunday while their beer-gutted husbands watched/videoed...... cozumel was damn nice..... sad to cruise by Cancun on a friday night without stoppin in to party....

guess royal caribbean is smart enough to know they don't want to deal with 5000 people coming back to the boat drunk, stoned, roofied, or all three combined.....

play poker tonight at 9, final table for a 10k cruise package for two.....

sucks that i have to stay sober until 9 for that trny.... will be off the chain after I win it......

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

TAKE THAT MOFO TOURNEY DOWN, DONKER!!!

Then later, give ol Biter a shout out *one time* during one of your celebratory pumps of wifey.