we need nips or this shit don't count. 
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Donker GL in the tourney (RSH obv if you lose). I def want a shout out in any video you make including the ones that wont be posted on SBR.Comment -
DFWTD............
they did, and they lost, in the poker room tonight..... DONK will be sailing the high seas on the Allure of the Seas this December as a finalist in Royal Caribbean's "Royal Poker Tour Texas Holdem Poker Tournament Championship".....
KJ did in a pro from Dallas' desperation shove with 54 suited......
..... Don't Fuk With The Donk..........
they even gave me a little trophy!!!
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donk,
the wife in skimpy micro thongs would be greatly appreciated by yours truly and a shout out for me!...
..if you ever decide to come the DC area, lunch and drinks are on me!...
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Donk,
You deserve peace for the remainder of your vacation.
In an effort to make that a reality, I have cleaned and vacated your home
...no charge for me "professionally" house-squatting.
I`m a good dude!
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who is that guy?DFWTD............
they did, and they lost, in the poker room tonight..... DONK will be sailing the high seas on the Allure of the Seas this December as a finalist in Royal Caribbean's "Royal Poker Tour Texas Holdem Poker Tournament Championship".....
KJ did in a pro from Dallas' desperation shove with 54 suited......
..... Don't Fuk With The Donk..........
they even gave me a little trophy!!!
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Just caught this adventure
Donker!! I tried to tell em DFWTD but they didn't listen, good work pal!
now we need the after party trip report with detailed pics of previously mentioned micro thongs
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one of those fukkers in the background took $240 off me and then malfunctioned when I finally hit the spin (one of those f'n "wheel of fortune" slots -- took out my frustration on the mescin attendant who tried to fix the f'n thing).... kitty glitter paid as usual..... all in all, down about 400 in slots..... up 1400 in poker, plus a free cruise and entry into a 100,000 prize pool trny this december while on the cruise..... on the biggest f'n cruise ship on the f'n planet.....
and I know how to pronounce Idina Menzel, mother fukkers.....
and I don't suck dick to get movie roles.....
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I don't know whether to be flattered or unnerved.....
j/k.... thanks.... tho it wasn't me that our stateroom attendant was obsessing over..... I really felt that I was being watched while bangin' away in celebration of my trny win at 4 am this morning.... pretty sure he planted a hidden cam..... dude checked on my wife every f'n 30 mins, even walking in to "change the ice" he'd just brought her after I went to play poker, even tho she'd put the "do not disturb sign up".....
but, can you really blame him???
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That donker fella is handsome. Chick not so bad herself.Comment -
this thread is getting off track here.....
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off track? really? where the fukk are you taking us, with your Freddie Mercury queer shit? ?
someone drug you on your cruise down south and "get to you"
what the fukk is wrong with you?
do you not know that you are a role model to the young aspiring lawyers/professionals her on the forum?
and even fukks like me, that are a few minutes older than you??? you think we like being introduced to...
ahh, fukk it.
I know my going into your home was wrong, but I did tidy the place up AND left everything where I
found it/with a note and a doober!!
for crying out loud...
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Oh shit, Donk pasted the wrong video. Now we know what he's really into.
Donk, has it all been a charade? It's always those hiding in the closet who put on the biggest show for charade.
Donk's 10,000th post could really be a surprise for the Forum.
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hell, with all the comments on my looks/appearance, I thought I was just giving the masses what they wanted with that gay ass shit.....
I only found it when I went searching on youtube of Austin Powers saying to himself (when he comes back from the future), "DAMN YOU ARE HANDSOME, MAN....."
Since that clip wasn't out there by itself, I went with the fahgs that popped up on that vid..... and for the record, I didn't even watch the vid, so I have no clue what they did or didn't do in it.... not that there's anything wrong with that.....
shit, only a few posts away..... I gotta go make a video.......Comment -
Hey Donker (in your vid)... "accidently" drop a pen or sumpthin behind you just for TC, so ya gotta turn and bend to pick it up.
Guy desperately needs some relief it appears... dude needs ya to do him a solid -- last thing we need is another Killeen Luby's-style shooting in Georgia.
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Donk, I understand that you are a "people-pleaser". Still, maybe those who like pickles, should find it on another site?
I also did not play vid, image very disturbing!
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When I first met my wife, I told her I wanted to die smothered in a pair of large breasts
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All this homo shit, and i still didnt get to read post 10,000?Comment -
sayin` man. I am giving consideration to ringing the "proverbial bell" thread if AutoDonkDude does not post over the weekend.
I am of the thinking the he has been whacked, but have been trying to show some patience/decorum.
I re read my shit, had to laugh.
Me, the man that partied at his home the first couple days of his cruise without invitation.
Like I know much of anything about decorum!!
and even less about patience.
Fukk it, ringing bell later today unless...
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