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  • TheMoneyShot
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    • 02-14-07
    • 28672

    #1
    Photo: Screwing Around On Backpage And I Came Across This...






    Not bad right?

    Basically her profile says she's 38. Busty. Lists her rates for a massage. Also includes her phone number...

    So... I'm curious right?

    I took the number and ran it through FB seeing if a profile would pull up... and it did....












    Um.... what went wrong here??!!?!?
  • Diesel79
    SBR MVP
    • 11-27-08
    • 1001

    #2
    Life lesson... never make your decisions based on boobs only
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    • Da Manster!
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-13-07
      • 17720

      #3
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        quite a quandary..... ordinarily in a situation like this, where her face will literally take the paint of your walls, I recommend doggy..... but since her (her only descent attribute) wouldn't be visible during doggystyle, the only hope is that you can convince her that you're a "mask freak" and want her to wear a paper bag over her head while pounding her missionary or with her on top......

        as she's a two-bagger, you'll have to convince her you wear one as well, with two small eye holes (to see the ), but which will enable you to quickly spin the bag on your head should hers happen to come off during the action......
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        • TheMoneyShot
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-14-07
          • 28672

          #5
          You guys would agree that it's not the same girl... correct?

          Just trying to figure out why a younger girl... would make an ad as a 38 year old woman?
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          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #6
            TMS with the due diligence. Good work sir, there may be only one way to get to the bottom of this. Perhaps you have yourself a mother daughter team, perhaps not.

            I would suggest meeting the "two of them" at a bar with Auto Donk in the background, ready to step up as a wing man if necessary. If, between the two girls, there happens to be a 5th, or even 6th breast, I'm sure Donk won't mind flying wingman.

            Good Luck.

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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
              You guys would agree that it's not the same girl... correct?

              Just trying to figure out why a younger girl... would make an ad as a 38 year old woman?
              I'm bankin' on it not being the same girl...... either way, tell her to lay off gettin' hit with the ugly stick
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              • dect6.0
                SBR Sharp
                • 12-23-14
                • 258

                #8
                who the fukk puts their phone number on facebook?
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                • SBRMAN23
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-07-11
                  • 6906

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dect6.0
                  who the fukk puts their phone number on facebook?
                  Wondering the same shyt lol
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                  • compaqDikk
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-05
                    • 5699

                    #10
                    son of a bitch[

                    IMG]https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/backpage.jpg?w=730&crop=1[/IMG]
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                    • TheMoneyShot
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 02-14-07
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                      #11
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                      • Snowball
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                        • 11-15-09
                        • 30058

                        #12
                        same woman.
                        she plays around with a wig.
                        can tell by freckles and the giveaway is the
                        little star of david sock or bag in the pink bra pic.
                        then the other pics she has ashkenazi facial features.
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                        • icon
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-09-18
                          • 3466

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dect6.0
                          who the fukk puts their phone number on facebook?
                          Nobody puts their number on Facebook but you can use a phone number to login and then favebook stores it and anyone can then cross reference it.
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                          • VeggieDog
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-21-09
                            • 7214

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Diesel79
                            Life lesson... never make your decisions based on boobs only
                            NOW you tell me????
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #15
                              Originally posted by VeggieDog
                              NOW you tell me????
                              You didnt ask before.
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                              • THE_LOCKSMITH
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-25-08
                                • 7237

                                #16
                                TMS you still creepin on POF?
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                                • big joe 1212
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-01-08
                                  • 19380

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  quite a quandary..... ordinarily in a situation like this, where her face will literally take the paint of your walls, I recommend doggy..... but since her (her only descent attribute) wouldn't be visible during doggystyle, the only hope is that you can convince her that you're a "mask freak" and want her to wear a paper bag over her head while pounding her missionary or with her on top......

                                  as she's a two-bagger, you'll have to convince her you wear one as well, with two small eye holes (to see the ), but which will enable you to quickly spin the bag on your head should hers happen to come off during the action......
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                                  • jtoler
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                                    • 12-17-13
                                    • 30967

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITH
                                    TMS you still creepin on POF?
                                    he has shares in it, what do you think
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                                    • TheMoneyShot
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-14-07
                                      • 28672

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITH
                                      TMS you still creepin on POF?
                                      Here and there. If it was trash last year.... More trash this year. Hoping to find a gem... it ain't happening. lol
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        you're grammer is bad.... it's "these", not "this".....


                                        fukkin around on backpage and I came across "these" .... (only seen the first picture, those look tasty)
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Diesel79
                                          Life lesson... never make your decisions based on boobs only
                                          totally disagree.... fuk the shit out of her and stare only at her , never look at her f'n face.....
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                                          • TheMoneyShot
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 02-14-07
                                            • 28672

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            you're grammer is bad.... it's "these", not "this".....


                                            fukkin around on backpage and I came across "these" .... (only seen the first picture, those look tasty)
                                            These =

                                            This = It

                                            It looked like an It.
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                                            • PAULYPOKER
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 12-06-08
                                              • 36581

                                              #23
                                              Sissy Spacek!
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