Do you believe in heaven?

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  • manny24
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-22-07
    • 20046

    #36
    Originally posted by Smoke
    Smokey heaven will include MmaChicka in a bikini sitting on my lap
    ACL Jermer and Mikeyanks would have all agreed
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    • lilpete
      SBR MVP
      • 02-03-15
      • 1598

      #37
      pretty sure betting on sports is not a good way to get to heaven
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      • Antibet
        SBR MVP
        • 10-30-09
        • 1688

        #38
        You go to Heaven if you are Jesus. Or a penguin.
        If you are Jewish or homosexual you go straight to hell
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        • texhooper
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-05-09
          • 10001

          #39
          no, it's iowa
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          • lilpete
            SBR MVP
            • 02-03-15
            • 1598

            #40
            Originally posted by Antibet
            You go to Heaven if you are Jesus. Or a penguin.
            If you are Jewish or homosexual you go straight to hell
            not jesus and not gay
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            • blackHIPPY
              SBR MVP
              • 10-01-14
              • 3973

              #41
              i dont believe in heaven or krakens story
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              • Scorpion
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-04-05
                • 7797

                #42
                Earth is heaven but humans are too stupid
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                • Antibet
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-30-09
                  • 1688

                  #43
                  Originally posted by lilpete
                  pretty sure betting on sports is not a good way to get to heaven
                  If Jesus wasn't betting over his head, Jew bookmakers would never kill him.
                  You guys all should stop gambling or you get killed.
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                  • The Kraken
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-25-11
                    • 28918

                    #44
                    Originally posted by blackHIPPY
                    i dont believe in heaven or krakens story
                    True story Hippy, true story

                    No need to make up stories brother

                    Here's how you can test it yourself

                    Go to nursing school, if you have any game or aren't a big fat fukking slob, you'll be soaking in pussy every night

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                    • blackHIPPY
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-01-14
                      • 3973

                      #45
                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                      True story Hippy, true story

                      No need to make up stories brother

                      Here's how you can test it yourself

                      Go to nursing school, if you have any game or aren't a big fat fukking slob, you'll be soaking in pussy every night

                      nah i believe it 100% kraken
                      just thought my sentence sounded cool
                      id have to go to class faded krak cuz i only got game when im on something
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                      • The Kraken
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-25-11
                        • 28918

                        #46
                        That's fine

                        I don't think I was sober a day of nursing school

                        White girls LOVE BBC too
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                        • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-08-14
                          • 14988

                          #47
                          We all need something to believe in.

                          I believe in sandwiches.

                          I am an empiricist.
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                          • Jayvegas420
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                            • 03-09-11
                            • 28213

                            #48
                            36.1215° n, 115.1739° w
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                            • PittsburghPlayer
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-11-10
                              • 6760

                              #49
                              Heaven and Hell is HERE on Earth . . . at the very least . . .

                              <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/C1_11DPkuo0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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                              • Visarion
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 02-26-16
                                • 22

                                #50
                                We have in our live moments when we think that it is heaven or hell, it all depends by us
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                                • PittsburghPlayer
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-11-10
                                  • 6760

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Visarion
                                  We have in our live moments when we think that it is heaven or hell, it all depends by us
                                  I will second that, but not moments - every day, minute.

                                  We might have heaven on earth if half of you fukk faces were dead.

                                  ok, maybe only half of a half... love the rest of you fukkers !!
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                                  • chipper
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-07-10
                                    • 1994

                                    #52
                                    I sure hope there's something but the logic in me says that it's simply "lights out" when we pass.
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                                    • lilpete
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-03-15
                                      • 1598

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by chipper
                                      I sure hope there's something but the logic in me says that it's simply "lights out" when we pass.
                                      i wouldnt mind that at this point
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