Do you believe in heaven?

[lilpete]

if so, do you believe in hell? how does one get to heaven? is it eternal?

[The Kraken]

According to a few nurses I work with, I am God

So I guess that could imply heaven would be their bed, their couch, kitchen, wherever I am at the time

Hell would be them having to go back to their boyfriends or husbands after me

Your call Petey

[lilpete]

According to a few nurses I work with, I am God

So I guess that could imply heaven would be their bed, their couch, kitchen, wherever I am at the time

Your call Petey

had a girl call me "daddy" not god hahahaha tthats great

[The Kraken]

Petey

I work with this nurse, she's my manager, but about a year younger than me

We have a good relationship and she's a solid 9 or 9.5

I asked her about a month ago, I said "Loren, let me ask you something, is sex with your husband good?" and she said "ya, it is".... My answer was "no, it's not. You just don't know it."

I fukked her two days later

[lilpete]

[rkelly110]

To get to heaven is to believe in Jesus Christ and die. Christians will be remembering that he died for our sins
on good friday the 25th and was resurrected the 27th Easter.

It is believed what Christ did, (rise from the dead in 3 days) will happen to us. Before his death he said, whoever
believes in him will have everlasting life.

I don't believe he ever spoke of a hell, but he did have talks with the devil during his 40 days in the wilderness.

[ACoochy]

Petey

I work with this nurse, she's my manager, but about a year younger than me

We have a good relationship and she's a solid 9 or 9.5

I asked her about a month ago, I said "Loren, let me ask you something, is sex with your husband good?" and she said "ya, it is".... My answer was "no, it's not. You just don't know it."

I fukked her two days later

Sounds like a keeper...

[Auto Donk]

wanna get to hell?

read up on bobbywaves and emulate his lifestyle

[Auto Donk]

Petey

I work with this nurse, she's my manager, but about a year younger than me

We have a good relationship and she's a solid 9 or 9.5

I asked her about a month ago, I said "Loren, let me ask you something, is sex with your husband good?" and she said "ya, it is".... My answer was "no, it's not. You just don't know it."

I fukked her two days later

and then, with a resounding thud, he woke up as his head hit the bedpost......

[pavyracer]

There is no heaven. Just hell. Heaven is a new invention. Pre-Jesus religions didn't have heaven.

[VeggieDog]

Nope. No heaven. No hell. John Lennon had it right.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Pass

[Louisvillekid1]

Petey

I work with this nurse, she's my manager, but about a year younger than me

We have a good relationship and she's a solid 9 or 9.5

I asked her about a month ago, I said "Loren, let me ask you something, is sex with your husband good?" and she said "ya, it is".... My answer was "no, it's not. You just don't know it."

I fukked her two days later

Doubtful

you try to hard

[brainfreeze]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/2925015-god.html

a lot of good stuff in there lil Pete, about salvation through Christ for eternity.

[GunShard]

Heaven is when your alive, Hell is when your dead. #RealTalk

[The Kraken]

Doubtful

you try to hard

I actually don't have to try hard at all

My reputation makes it easy

Sorry if you can't somehow fathom my story as possible, or that you don't believe me, but that's more telling of your situation than mine.

[The Kraken]

and then, with a resounding thud, he woke up as his head hit the bedpost......

That was her head, not mine

[pavyracer]

I actually don't have to try hard at all

My reputation makes it easy

Sorry if you can't somehow fathom my story as possible, or that you don't believe me, but that's more telling of your situation than mine.

I believe this story. How did you manage to drug her since she is a nurse?

[INVEGA MAN]

Heaven when I win, hell when I lose

[The Kraken]

I believe this story. How did you manage to drug her since she is a nurse?

Pavy, not needed

This one was a long time coming

I just took finally took the initiative

There's more to the story, but if you motherfukkers can't even believe this one, I'm not wasting my time typing the rest of it

[BIGDAY]

I believe.

[The Kraken]

Bigday I'll PM you the rest of the story

Video included

With Big written on the left buttocks, Day on the right

[pavyracer]

Pavy, not needed

This one was a long time coming

I just took finally took the initiative

There's more to the story, but if you motherfukkers can't even believe this one, I'm not wasting my time typing the rest of it

Common man. I was just busting your chops. PM me her picture. Want to see how 10's look like.

[ACoochy]

Pavy, not needed

This one was a long time coming

I just took finally took the initiative

There's more to the story, but if you motherfukkers can't even believe this one, I'm not wasting my time typing the rest of it

Yeah no point in doing so Kraker...

Too many shutin post pubescent kids here that dont believe anyone could possibly get laid because they dont...

Us 'older' guys have it too good. These young fukks absolutely clueless on what the thrill of the chase means...

[The Kraken]

Agree Coocher

I got my dick wet by some strange and guys act like I'm claiming to have cured cancer

I fukked a chick, a solid 9, get over it motherfukkers

[jtoler]

To get to heaven is to believe in Jesus Christ and die. Christians will be remembering that he died for our sins
on good friday the 25th and was resurrected the 27th Easter.

It is believed what Christ did, (rise from the dead in 3 days) will happen to us. Before his death he said, whoever
believes in him will have everlasting life.

I don't believe he ever spoke of a hell, but he did have talks with the devil during his 40 days in the wilderness.

Prob spoke about hell more than heaven.

[ACoochy]

Agree Coocher

I got my dick wet by some strange and guys act like I'm claiming to have cured cancer

I fukked a chick, a solid 9, get over it motherfukkers

Haha yeah if these fukks had half a clue they'd realise that nurses are some of the most horned up of all females out there and would be spending more time trying to get sikk

Kraken working in a on heat pussy factory. Guy has it made

[opie1988]

Kraken....yall just had a baby girl a week or so ago.

You need to put your pussy running days behind you. Be a good dad, and a good husband to her mama. Trust me...that's much more fulfilling.

Or, at the very least, quit writing about it in an online forum. You got too much to lose now, bruh.

[The Kraken]

Kraken....yall just had a baby girl a week or so ago.

You need to put your pussy running days behind you. Be a good dad, and a good husband to her mama. Trust me...that's much more fulfilling.

Or, at the very least, quit writing about it in an online forum. You got too much to lose now, bruh.

Opie let me tell you something pal

You're 100% right

[BigBallzz69]

Trick question, sbr is heaven

[brainfreeze]

I actually don't have to try hard at all

My reputation makes it easy

Sorry if you can't somehow fathom my story as possible, or that you don't believe me, but that's more telling of your situation than mine.

You make sure to pop in to a thread related to eternity to tell us you pulled a chick ... Are you starving for attention here or what? Who cares if it's true or not.... I don't.

[manny24]

all of them pussy running days put together is what manny heaven will be like

[Auto Donk]

when the entire 6th floor of the bayou lofts starting callin' me "God", I knew I was in trouble....

i lived in the first unit outside the elevator bank.... all neighbors coming in could hear the screams of "oh God, oh God, oh God" over and over and over ......

really felt bad when my elderly neighbor two doors down asked me if I could quit holding bible class at 11 pm's on tuesday nights......

[Waterstpub87]

Yes. Good Works and Faith. Bad works. Yes.

[Smoke]

all of them pussy running days put together is what manny heaven will be like

Smokey heaven will include MmaChicka in a bikini sitting on my lap