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[bigballa]

damn money dont be betting preseason, now is the time you need focus on plowing the women and when the real games start you switch priorities...only a little though still need to keep at the hoes so we have some stories to read....

[Da Manster!]

Update fellas...

So Friday night... I wanted some action on some preseason football... I took Tennessee +2.5 to win 500... Think I was losing the game 10-0 14-0 within minutes... I said fuk this sh#$. Girl blowing up my phone with texts... wanting to go out. All I remember saying was... ok get ready and I'll text you later or some sh#$. Then the game is still going on... Tennessee trying to come back... and I'm like come on you motha fukkers... then I get another text from her. She said I'm thinking let's meet up in Ann Arbor. I'm like saying to myself... oh come on... fuks sake... that's 50 minute drive blah blah blah... so I don't even text her back. Then she calls me 20 minutes later. I don't answer. I think it's like late 4th qtr now...still losing my ass. Then I say to myself... what do I tell her?? I don't want to drive that far... this is stupid. So, I text back... can we meet somewhere like... (EDIT EDIT EDIT). It's a shorter distance. She texts back.... I can't drive that far! I have to work at 8AM in the morning. Then I'm like... whoa whoa whoa... I never knew you had to work the next day? I thought you didn't have to work? She goes... yep I have to work all weekend. So naturally I just acted drunk... and told her I couldn't drive. Totally pointless in meeting someone... driving 50 minutes one way... spend 2 hours with someone... and then drive 50 minutes back home and get nothing for it. Could careless if it was her birthday or not.

I was already pissed off losing my $. Can't wager half a K on games while women are bothering you. If you're winning... different story. When you're losing... I kick trash cans over... throw phones... punch holes through drywall... the usual.

Can't do anything right fellas... 0-7 so far in preseason. Lost 3K total so far. Lost around 18k betpoints. Can't close the deal on any of these threads I've made. I'm losing my touch. Might have to retire.

Tim,
take a deep breath and relax bro!...don't bet preseason...it's for suckers....every team plays vanilla schemes, all veteran players and starters go half-speed, and the third game of the preseason is typically when most starters play the first half...too many "x" factors and unpredictable circumstances to wager your hard earned on money on something as frivolous as the preseason...take a two or three week break and then reload at Heritage and let's cash in on some teasers!...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Money dont throw your phone.

[FlipsideRM]

Money keep hat on, even during intercourse.

This is the funniest post I've ever read on sbr

[FlipsideRM]

What was the conclusion of this story anyway? Money check in