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  • TheMoneyShot
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    • 02-14-07
    • 28672

    #1
    Photos: What Do You Think About This Chick? She's A Young One.
    Started talking to this girl about a week ago from pof. Well... she doesn't know my real age... she thinks I'm 27. Of course I'm 38. And before you guys get Harry Caray on me... all my photos are current on pof. Why don't I post my real age? Well... because girls who are younger get wigged out when they see a number like 38 years old. Won't even give you a chance to talk etc. You already lost if you're trying to score with a girl in her early 20's. You basically have ZERO CHANCE.

    So anyways... back to this chick. Who cares about me anyways right? It's about scoring. We start talking about fitness. And I can't believe this chick keeps on talking and talking and talking about it. So, I keep the conversation going... this is all through pof by the way. I'm writing these long ass emails... and then she's writing long ass emails back. I'm like what's wrong with this chick? So cut the story short... you're wondering what made me write her to begin with right? Well this was the photo on her pof page...



    I thought it was kinda funny. So when I first wrote her... I said... that 2nd photo of yours if the funniest photo ever on pof! That's all I said.. didn't say hello... didn't say a damn thing.. She writes back... says I'm cute... and we go from there.

    So I totally keep the conversation on a friendship level. I don't say anything sexually oriented at all. We talk about working out, amino acids, dieting etc. She goes... I think I'm in decent shape for my age... I want to be better though. What tips do you have to get me slimmer? I said... well I use the stairclimber. I try to hit 45 minutes yadda yadda yadda. So, she goes... I'm going to try that today. We exchange numbers... and she texts me first. She goes... I went to the gym and I lasted 35 minutes on the stairclimber... what do you think? I said to myself... baby... what do I think?? Keep working that ass and hammies for me k? I want to pile drive you when I meet you.

    The following day... she texts me in the morning... I hope you have an amazing day... and thanks for the advice. I'm saying to myself... this is impossible... this girl is texting me first... totally nuts.

    Her birthday is coming up soon. In a few days. The girl is 23, 5'1'' 120 lbs. it looks like she has a decent rack. It's been awhile since I banged a youngie. And I don't think I ever banged a spinner before.

    Here's the thing.... most of my photos have me wearing a hat... I look a lot younger with a hat on. What do I do when I meet her? Wear a hat? Or should I just say F it... and show her that I'm thinning out and old as fuk?

    She wants to meet this weekend. Her exact words through text were... Let's just meet up and I'm sure we can figure out what to do next. I really don't think she wants this to be a date... I don't think she cares about making plans... I think she just wants to meet at a bar and have a few drinks.

    So... the question is... hat on or no hat?

    And do I have a chance to bang her on the first meeting?

    Oh... and she LOVES THE DETROIT TIGERS.... and ALL SPORTS.

    Here are some photos of her....





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  • NrmlCurvSurfr
    SBR MVP
    • 04-05-10
    • 2896

    #2
    i would *** on her face in the last pic but other than that...i dunno
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    • The Kraken
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #3
      Can you just go ahead and send me the pics you couldn't post? I like this girl

      Thanks in avance!!!!!
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      • SBRMAN23
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-07-11
        • 6905

        #4
        Originally posted by The Kraken
        Can you just go ahead and send me the pics you couldn't post? I like this girl

        Thanks in avance!!!!!

        Lmfaooo
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        • Seaweed
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-19-12
          • 26315

          #5
          Wear the hat

          You need to find a wife, not a whore
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          • cashin81
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-10-14
            • 12946

            #6
            Getting a bit creepy dude...
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            • actiondan
              SBR MVP
              • 10-16-10
              • 3436

              #7
              Play on playa
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              • Ratpack
                SBR MVP
                • 02-15-12
                • 4133

                #8
                for a girl who goes to the gym a lot 120 lbs at 5 foot 1 is kinda big be careful money those breats look a little saggy she was probably way bigger and could of been an oompa loompa
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                • hugh_jorgan
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 07-19-15
                  • 232

                  #9
                  MoneyShot, most definitely hat off ... just make sure you have plenty of swag, and she will quickly forget about your ever growing forehead.

                  Although, i need to know is your forehead like Peyton Manning big, or has your hair just started receding a little bit?
                  If the answer is Peyton, then perhaps a hat ... or maybe even a football helmet, is better.
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                  • Bandit
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-24-14
                    • 1661

                    #10
                    zero on the frackin hat - just remember, lots of hair jell
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      no thanks

                      she looks trashy
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                      • SBRMAN23
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-07-11
                        • 6905

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        no thanks

                        she looks trashy
                        lmao this guy JJ judging pussay and saying she look trashy like its for a marriage proposal haha
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                        • mpaschal34
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-04-13
                          • 12087

                          #13
                          I'm proud to say that my wife has ZERO pictures with her tounge out.
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                          • katstale
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-07-07
                            • 3924

                            #14
                            I try to refrain from posting in these threads, but couldn't help myself. She is not hot enuff for you to feel bad if she turns you down. You are giving her a mercy bang, so if she turns u down just chalk it up to the Salvation Army turning down your used sofa. No big blow to your ego
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                            • hankcream
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-30-10
                              • 2048

                              #15
                              She looks like she could be Rory Mcilroy's sister in a couple of those shots.
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                              • USCPHILLYGUY
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-15-12
                                • 21746

                                #16
                                Money.....gotta be honest with you. I'm a little disappointed in this one. Not the least bit attractive. I'd pass.

                                Gotta tell you. Think you're selling yourself short on the young girl thing. Go to the bar at the Capital Grille or Smith & Wollensky. Wear something presentable. Throw some cash around. You'll have a sugar baby in no time!
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                                • infamousbacardi
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 03-16-08
                                  • 4556

                                  #17
                                  Not that hot...definitely could be a little oompa loompa-ish. Still hit it though...

                                  Still recommend the hat. Why ruin it if you can avoid it.

                                  Then, take hat off if she stays over at your place and let her wake up next to your old ass and laugh at her.
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                                  • FilletMaster
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-21-10
                                    • 1096

                                    #18
                                    3/10. Chick looks like a straight dog, proven by her tongue-out pics. Prob the worst I've seen on your threads. Pass & keep fishing imo. Good luck
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                                    • PaperTrail07
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-29-08
                                      • 20423

                                      #19
                                      Wear Hat-All In Situation Here
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                                      • compaqDikk
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-08-05
                                        • 5699

                                        #20
                                        sir, wearing a hat is a dealbreaker. she will make the assumption your bald as fukk and wil knock it off accidentally when she excuses herself to drop a deuce. fool me once
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                                        • TheMoneyShot
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-14-07
                                          • 28672

                                          #21


                                          You guys crack me up.

                                          So far no X rated photos oddly enough. Didn't ask for any.

                                          Everyone has a bucket list right? Can't recall banging someone 5'1'' or shorter. So... you shoot for it.

                                          And yes... she's not even close to the hottest... but she doesn't look that crazy either. There is hardly anything to choose at pof anymore. Girl is just down to earth. She doesn't ask me a million personal questions like most girls do. I hate that. So far... she has kept it simple.

                                          Still debating this hat on or off thing....

                                          I like that one post about.... she's not even that hot... if she doesn't go for me... no big deal. I like that one. I could see that.

                                          Then I was thinking... hat on... wear something sports related... make it look not so obvious. Then when you're both hammered... hat comes off.. clothes come off. She wouldn't really care to notice... Right? No?


                                          And I know this girl isn't an ACE... but she does have a cuteness to her.. come on.
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                                          • bullheaddad
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 03-16-14
                                            • 206

                                            #22
                                            Lifes short man. Go out, have fun, make her laugh, and see where it leads from there. Hot or not everyone has there own tastes. You may end up making a late night booty call friend or a one night stand. Either way you don't know till. Go for it..
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                                            • ByeShea
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-30-08
                                              • 8092

                                              #23
                                              She has nice hammers. You may proceed to taco.

                                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot




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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #24
                                                Money keep hat on, even during intercourse.
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                                                • Ra77er
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-20-11
                                                  • 10969

                                                  #25
                                                  Money just go hang out with her you goof. If you like her personality then just take her out somewhere. As far as you lying about your age on the net, probably a bad thing because it's false advertising.

                                                  If you actually do workout and do all the fitness crap, chicks won't care your 38 if you still have a body.

                                                  This site sounds like it's mainly for people looking to fuk anyway.

                                                  Hat on your lower head if you do end up banging though, good luck.
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                                                  • downsouth
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-13-11
                                                    • 11580

                                                    #26
                                                    Wear hat, staple to head so its not knocked off during night, foreplay, intercourse.
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                                                    • Da Manster!
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-13-07
                                                      • 17720

                                                      #27
                                                      ...go for it, Tim!......take her bareback and don't pull out!...
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                                                      • actiondan
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-16-10
                                                        • 3436

                                                        #28
                                                        Ditch the hat, go with Trump combover
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                                                        • THE_LOCKSMITH
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-25-08
                                                          • 7237

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                          she doesn't know my real age... she thinks I'm 27. Of course I'm 38.
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                                                          • compaqDikk
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 10-08-05
                                                            • 5699

                                                            #30
                                                            Where a bandana and say ur a biker
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                                                            • TheMoneyShot
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 02-14-07
                                                              • 28672

                                                              #31
                                                              You guys make me laugh everyone cracks me up!

                                                              And I want to know why someone gave her a 3/10 for?


                                                              This is about a 3





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                                                              • Da Manster!
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 07-13-07
                                                                • 17720

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                                You guys make me laugh everyone cracks me up!

                                                                And I want to know why someone gave her a 3/10 for?


                                                                This is about a 3






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                                                                • BrickJames
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 05-05-11
                                                                  • 9749

                                                                  #33
                                                                  What do you do about her? You fukk her!

                                                                  That is all
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                                                                  • innovation
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-27-12
                                                                    • 6218

                                                                    #34
                                                                    who knows maybe she has a hawt sister

                                                                    might be worth a long shot
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                                                                    • The Giant
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                                      • 21480

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Lying about your age is kind of creepy, man.

                                                                      Just pray she has daddy issues. There are lots of them out there.
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