I think I was just sexually assured by my passengers

klemopixx · 03-01-15, 03:41 PM

Joined in 07 and this is your 5th post? Nice try JJ....

Fidel_CashFlow · 03-01-15, 03:41 PM

thread would of hit 20 pages if you wouldn't of mentioned you was in your 70's

in my opinion, as long as they tipped you well, no reason to stress about this incident

ACoochy · 03-01-15, 04:33 PM

Welcome to the largely unspoken world of reverse sexism

ItsMeMrMattE · 03-01-15, 04:35 PM

im nowhere near my 70's so my dick is always hard. does this happen often? will uber hire me if i got a dui 5 years ago?

RubberKettle · 03-01-15, 04:53 PM

Solid post

Vinnie Paz · 03-01-15, 04:54 PM

Sexually assured

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-15, 04:57 PM

Damn u old.

Bostongambler · 03-01-15, 04:57 PM

Is this a Penthouse forum post?

pavyracer · 03-01-15, 05:00 PM

I'm speechless. Do 70 year olds know how to post in forums?

meader99 · 03-01-15, 05:00 PM

Only a gay guy would cry about three drunk hos asking personal questions and touching him. Should have taken them to the nearest hotel, or did you leave the Viagra at home?

Mr KLC · 03-01-15, 05:43 PM

You need to add Viagra to your checklist, before you go out driving everyday.

Dirty Sanchez · 03-01-15, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by HolyBullsSon

I'm a male uber driver in my 70's. I picked up three women from a bar and they were clearly intoxicated but still coherent and reasonable upon getting in and telling me their destination. As we drove though things turned sexual very quickly. The ladies started asking personal questions. It got as bad as them asking how big my penis is and whether or not I ate pussy. The lady in my front passenger seat touched my arm, face, and lap all while laughing saying "I bet he wishes this ride was over". Normally I would have stopped and made them leave the car but they were my last fare during a guarantee period which required me to maintain 4.7 or higher rating. Kicking them out and giving them a piece of mind would have resulted in me losing my guarantee. Now I feel used and dirty, like I was not their driver but more of a male escort or stripper and piece of old wrinkly meat. completely debasing and disrespected

What would yall have done? Am I overreacting or is this as bad as I think it is?

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Been here since 07...and this? Come on

BIGDAY · 03-01-15, 05:53 PM

turtlejc · 03-01-15, 05:58 PM

Go look at his other 4 posts lol, hilarious

Btw I think this guy really does drive Uber because I used to drive it and he knows about the 4.7 mark, too funny

Dirty Sanchez · 03-01-15, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by turtlejc

Go look at his other 4 posts lol, hilarious

Btw I think this guy really does drive Uber because I used to drive it and he knows about the 4.7 mark, too funny

"When Corbin's boy was a sophormore at Hobokken JC , i had the priviledge of nailing him in the ass behind a dumpster alley on E. Raymond Ave. poor dude was like 300 short and just about passed out..."

str · 03-01-15, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by HolyBullsSon

I'm a male uber driver in my 70's. I picked up three women from a bar and they were clearly intoxicated but still coherent and reasonable upon getting in and telling me their destination. As we drove though things turned sexual very quickly. The ladies started asking personal questions. It got as bad as them asking how big my penis is and whether or not I ate pussy. The lady in my front passenger seat touched my arm, face, and lap all while laughing saying "I bet he wishes this ride was over". Normally I would have stopped and made them leave the car but they were my last fare during a guarantee period which required me to maintain 4.7 or higher rating. Kicking them out and giving them a piece of mind would have resulted in me losing my guarantee. Now I feel used and dirty, like I was not their driver but more of a male escort or stripper and piece of old wrinkly meat. completely debasing and disrespected

What would yall have done? Am I overreacting or is this as bad as I think it is?

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As a son of Holy Bull, you would have barely made it a mile and probably bled on the far turn against those three.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 03-01-15, 06:19 PM

USCPHILLYGUY · 03-01-15, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE

im nowhere near my 70's so my dick is always hard. does this happen often? will uber hire me if i got a dui 5 years ago?

They go back 7 years on DUI's

mpaschal34 · 03-01-15, 09:18 PM

Guy ages quickly....was 37 years old two weeks ago.

innovation · 03-01-15, 09:24 PM

this thread is very seaweedish

BrickJames · 03-01-15, 09:41 PM

You should have pulled your dick out dude!

drfunkmaster · 03-01-15, 11:17 PM

award for oldest SBR member goes to this HolyBullsSon, Do you have a defibrillator next to you while using SBR.

Killer_Demo · 03-01-15, 11:41 PM

When they asked how big it was, should have whipped it out

cubswin · 03-02-15, 01:20 AM

Next work day don't wear your diaper , this way the girls can grab your wrinkled shlong

bigtymer56 · 03-02-15, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Guy ages quickly....was 37 years old two weeks ago.

...he'll be dead by the end of the week

Auto Donk · 03-02-15, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by Killer_Demo

When they asked how big it was, should have whipped it out

and therein lies the truth about JJ's junk.........

only a guy with a pathetic "schshort" (ie, the exact opposite of schlong) doesn't pull over, drop trow, and start drillin' those hos like a shiek lookin' for oil!!!!

this guy is packin' one or two inches............

BennyBigNuts · 03-02-15, 08:08 AM

Seaweed really is fkn pathetic

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marcoloco · 03-02-15, 06:38 PM

we need someone to have hidden cam in the car and make the show called "uber confessions" the modern day taxi cab confessions

YorkHunt · 03-02-15, 07:31 PM

Uber Confessions

Seaweed · 03-02-15, 09:03 PM

70s year olds should not be allowed to drive

Big Bear · 03-02-15, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by HolyBullsSon

I'm a male uber driver in my 70's. I picked up three women from a bar and they were clearly intoxicated but still coherent and reasonable upon getting in and telling me their destination. As we drove though things turned sexual very quickly. The ladies started asking personal questions. It got as bad as them asking how big my penis is and whether or not I ate pussy. The lady in my front passenger seat touched my arm, face, and lap all while laughing saying "I bet he wishes this ride was over". Normally I would have stopped and made them leave the car but they were my last fare during a guarantee period which required me to maintain 4.7 or higher rating. Kicking them out and giving them a piece of mind would have resulted in me losing my guarantee. Now I feel used and dirty, like I was not their driver but more of a male escort or stripper and piece of old wrinkly meat. completely debasing and disrespected

What would yall have done? Am I overreacting or is this as bad as I think it is?

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Whats the matter man are you married or something???

these chicks just wanna have fun.

Auto Donk · 03-03-15, 04:07 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

70s year olds should not be allowed to drive

37 year olds shouldn't be so f'n stupid so as to make a phony post saying they're 70 yrs old as an excuse to tell a bullshit story about some fckin' lame ass jerkoff fantasy he cooked up in his demented mind while endlessly sitting out front at the bus stop in front of the Silver Sevens waiting for his "ride", praying that his one actual bet of the day doesn't go south and worrying about whether he might get clipped if he fails bigtime...... (see photo below)

especially when u just posted in the last month about being f'n 37 year old.........

dammit, JJ, I hope this faux pas isn't truly indicative of your grasp of numbers...........

nice orange shirt, by the way..... and did you know that "hustler" on the bike thought you were game for some M2M action????