If You Were At A Bar And This Girl Was Staring At You... Would You Hammer?

[sourtwist]

More stories donkey...love stories like that

[TheLock]

As good as it may be you should never stick your dick in crazy. Sadly however crazy is the best place to stick your dick in.

No truer words have ever been spoken.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

but I did indeed start to worry this guy might come back with a baseball bat or something and clock the shit out of me..... and no one knew where the fck i was as far as my friends/family were concerned......

No offense, but I kinda wish he pulled a Babe Ruth, pointed to the wall and swung away with home run fury!... simply cuz it woulda made one helluva FORENSIC FILES.

http://www.forensicfiles.com/

I mean, just to hear Peter Thomas say "while crime scene investigators were perplexed when the Luminol showed astroglide commingled with chimp blood, things really came together when super glue fuming on the numerous condoms revealed three distinct letters: SBR"...woulda... been... AWESOME.

[jtoler]

Man's head so probably a man, tat covering whole neck, probably hiding apple, I'll pass.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

[Fieldysnuts44]

Grudge F$@k that Ho,choke her out while you pound her into the semen staind mattress.Take her back to her place,can't let her know where you live.

Fieldy

[marzwoody]

Those face tattoos. yuck.

[Auto Donk]

No offense, but I kinda wish he pulled a Babe Ruth, pointed to the wall and swung away with home run fury!... simply cuz it woulda made one helluva FORENSIC FILES.

http://www.forensicfiles.com/

I mean, just to hear Peter Thomas say "while crime scene investigators were perplexed when the Luminol showed astroglide commingled with chimp blood, things really came together when super glue fuming on the numerous condoms revealed three distinct letters: SBR"...woulda... been... AWESOME.

condoms???

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

My SBR Trivia last Thursday (I really thought I nailed it.):

Who is narrating the following video?

A) Peter Thomas

✖B) autodonk

C) GUMMO77

D) SBR Natalie

[TheMoneyShot]

[TheMoneyShot]

The one good thing about the website AshleyMadison is that... you know both of you are thinking about sex. So you're 99% going to have sex on the 1st meeting. With POF... you're about 98% likely to have sex. So AM gives you a better advantage. Just saying.

The problem with AM... not so many attractive women on there... and plenty of fake profiles for you to sort out.

There's this one girl who I met online from AM and she instantly told me... when we meet up... I want to blow you in your car. I still haven't met her yet. Married chick... tall... basic looking girl... very skinny. She's like probably a 7 on a 1-10 scale.

[Auto Donk]

The one good thing about the website AshleyMadison is that... you know both of you are thinking about sex. So you're 99% going to have sex on the 1st meeting. With POF... you're about 98% likely to have sex. So AM gives you a better advantage. Just saying.

The problem with AM... not so many attractive women on there... and plenty of fake profiles for you to sort out.

There's this one girl who I met online from AM and she instantly told me... when we meet up... I want to blow you in your car. I still haven't met her yet. Married chick... tall... basic looking girl... very skinny. She's like probably a 7 on a 1-10 scale.

what scale are you using? the "1-10 scale of is she a crack addict"? i give her a ten

[slambam]

I can handle the body tats, but the face and neck is a bit much. If I'm plowed maybe, otherwise no chance.

[pavyracer]

Only if she is a cougar and her husband is overseas,

[nathansdad71]

As good as it may be you should never stick your dick in crazy. Sadly however crazy is the best place to stick your dick in.

just make sure you can see where her hands are and what they are doing all the time ? Lol

[spike420211]

she is searching for identity

or a place 2 crash

[calvin34242]

she's a 5.5