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  • zam77
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    • 11-03-10
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    #36
    the bottom shwantz holder pic entices me for a round of booby hammering... provide a bag's over head, and no lasso down below of course
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    • sourtwist
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      • 11-10-12
      • 9364

      #37
      Great comments in this thread

      That girl does not like herself

      She doesnt like anyone else either

      Im afraid

      But yes I would
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      • MoneyLineDawg
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        • 01-01-09
        • 13253

        #38
        Besides the hideous tattoo on her face, the aids, the weird stretch marks on her titties, and the cokk and balls in her pants she seems alright to me

        So yes, hammered at a bar and she was staring at me I would smash....GL
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        • makaveli66
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          • 03-13-10
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          #39
          I'd have to be piss drunk
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          • The Kraken
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            • 12-25-11
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            #40
            Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
            Besides the hideous tattoo on her face, the aids, the weird stretch marks on her titties, and the cokk and balls in her pants she seems alright to me

            So yes, hammered at a bar and she was staring at me I would smash....GL
            This about sums it up.

            If I was ever gonna fukk a guy, I hope he has as good as as this one
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            • The Kraken
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              #41
              Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
              Besides the hideous tattoo on her face, the aids, the weird stretch marks on her titties, and the cokk and balls in her pants she seems alright to me

              So yes, hammered at a bar and she was staring at me I would smash....GL
              This about sums it up.
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              • chipper
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                • 01-07-10
                • 1994

                #42
                I don't think I'm that picky BUT I don't find her tattoos on her face & neck attractive in the least...
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                • nathansdad71
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                  • 01-12-14
                  • 36

                  #43
                  always do he in positions where you can see where her hands are all the time an never let her tie you up if she asks,she looks a little disturbed
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                  • sourtwist
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                    • 11-10-12
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                    #44
                    I wonder if she would make you sign a waiver first?
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                    • Auto Donk
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                      • 09-03-13
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                      #45
                      holy shit.... first photo, with the prison tat tells the story....... (glossed over that a day or two ago when I first saw this thread, just glanced at the first photo very quickly once I saw the strong jawline/nasty ink).... but now, after reading/analyzing the tat, several things are apparent: one, she got it in prison, it is indeed a prison tat.... from MALE prison.... Second, I took the extra .8 seconds to read said prison tat: it says: "Royal TV" Third, "TV" tells us exactly what, and who, she is...... Trans Vestite....... and a "royal" tranny at that........ yep, he's a fuckin shim......... obviously he did time in the big house for a drug offense and was confiscated by a Hispanic gang and made their bitch, thus the facial ink in the first place.......... Viva MS-13!!!!
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                      • TheMoneyShot
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                        #46


                        Read what she's looking for.
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                        • Auto Donk
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                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #47
                          Originally posted by TheMoneyShot


                          Read what she's looking for.
                          so Michigan recognizes "gay marriage".... how nice, you can suck both their coccks!!!!!!! and get urself some double-anal!!!!!!
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                          • Russian Rocket
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                            • 09-02-12
                            • 43910

                            #48
                            Originally posted by The Kraken

                            If I was ever gonna fukk a guy, I hope he has as good as as this one
                            Kraker there is still time left to edit this post homie
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                            • Auto Donk
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                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                              Kraker there is still time left to edit this post homie
                              this one would certainly be the type to whisper in his ear, as she cuddled him from behind, "Just the tip, Just the tip......."
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                              • Russian Rocket
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                                • 09-02-12
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                                #50
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                this one would certainly be the type to whisper in his ear, as she cuddled him from behind, "Just the tip, Just the tip......."
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                                • The Kraken
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                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                  Kraker there is still time left to edit this post homie
                                  Hahaha, I tried and failed. Guess it's out there forever now.

                                  For the record, I don't wanna fukk a guy, not even with those
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                                  • Da Manster!
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                                    • 07-13-07
                                    • 17720

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                    Hmmmmmm I've been debating back and forth... and I'm kinda hammered right now.

                                    Well... Just take a look....










































                                    She's 34 years old. Looks like she totally suck your wang off. She's different. Unique. Probably a freak in the bed. I'd do her. Don't you guys lie either... you'd give her a try.

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                                    • Da Manster!
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                                      • 07-13-07
                                      • 17720

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      holy shit.... first photo, with the prison tat tells the story....... (glossed over that a day or two ago when I first saw this thread, just glanced at the first photo very quickly once I saw the strong jawline/nasty ink).... but now, after reading/analyzing the tat, several things are apparent: one, she got it in prison, it is indeed a prison tat.... from MALE prison.... Second, I took the extra .8 seconds to read said prison tat: it says: "Royal TV" Third, "TV" tells us exactly what, and who, she is...... Trans Vestite....... and a "royal" tranny at that........ yep, he's a fuckin shim......... obviously he did time in the big house for a drug offense and was confiscated by a Hispanic gang and made their bitch, thus the facial ink in the first place.......... Viva MS-13!!!!

                                      it says royalty, not royal tv...
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                                      • The Kraken
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                                        • 12-25-11
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                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by TheMoneyShot


                                        Read what she's looking for.
                                        Money tell it that you're very interested and ask for more pics... You're the master at this. Send a dick pic, whatever it is you do. Get it to send you some "MoneyShot" pics and lets put this debate to rest. Get a picture of his vagina, money
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                                        • marcoloco
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                                          • 07-05-10
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                                          #55
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                                          • TheMoneyShot
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                                            • 02-14-07
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                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by The Kraken
                                            Money tell it that you're very interested and ask for more pics... You're the master at this. Send a dick pic, whatever it is you do. Get it to send you some "MoneyShot" pics and lets put this debate to rest. Get a picture of his vagina, money
                                            The way she wrote her profile... makes it sound like the guy was talking for her. Like... to me... I think it's the guy telling her what to say in her profile or possibly he made it... she goes along with it... and he might like watching someone pound his woman. Interesting.
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                                            • The Kraken
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                                              #57
                                              That is interesting. Now I'm wondering if we've even seen the wife yet
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                                              • TDKJET1717
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                                                • 11-11-14
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                                                #58
                                                jesus.

                                                id hit it, but nothing to write home about. I am so fukkin happy to have good genes and look 18 still
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                                                • Da Manster!
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                                                  • 07-13-07
                                                  • 17720

                                                  #59
                                                  well with Moneyshot's luck, she probably has a stinky gash anyways!...
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #60
                                                    I agree with 90% of everything every poster before me posted.

                                                    With that said... Yep, I would hit that shit for sure. She looks wild.
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                                                    • Akajason18
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 12-08-12
                                                      • 247

                                                      #61
                                                      looks like one of those apes i seen on return to the planet of the apes
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                                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
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                                                        • 08-18-11
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                                                        #62
                                                        Hey money... serious question, brotha:

                                                        Do you think this could be onerous?

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                                                        • Auto Donk
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                                                          • 09-03-13
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                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                          The way she wrote her profile... makes it sound like the guy was talking for her. Like... to me... I think it's the guy telling her what to say in her profile or possibly he made it... she goes along with it... and he might like watching someone pound his woman. Interesting.
                                                          dude....... if the dude wrote it, the ambiguous statement of "join me and my guy" means you're expected to play the meat flute and swallow the music at a minimum.......... in all likelihood, the dude (the one without the ) will be cool for about 15 minutes, then he's flat out gonna make a move on your ass..... literally......
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                                                          • Auto Donk
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                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                            it says royalty, not royal tv...
                                                            that's your opinion........ i say "royal TV", and my interpretation is right, as true "royalty" would have no use for scissors........ on the other hand, it's clear she's "post - op", ie, is a royal tranny that's be "snipped," thus the scissor symbolism.
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                                                            • TheMoneyShot
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                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                              Hey money... serious question, brotha:

                                                              Do you think this could be onerous?
                                                              Very



                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              dude....... if the dude wrote it, the ambiguous statement of "join me and my guy" means you're expected to play the meat flute and swallow the music at a minimum.......... in all likelihood, the dude (the one without the ) will be cool for about 15 minutes, then he's flat out gonna make a move on your ass..... literally......

                                                              Well there's 2 ways to look at this...

                                                              I spoke to a guy before and he was telling me about a story one night when he said he was high on drugs of course... and he had this weird idea to let a another dude bang his girl. Of course I was laughing when he started telling me this story... because how could you let someone do this??? But he said... he always pondered it in his thoughts... and one night he said "I'm doing it." The girl was literally 100% against it. But she said she loved him... and whatever you want me to do... I'll do it. He said just when she said that... was even more of a turn on to him. (Guy was talking nutty.) So apparently... it turns him on... when his girl is like a slave/slut. So I said... you watched the entire thing? He said yep... then I asked how long did you let it go on for? Or??? Like what happened when it ended? He said it went on for like 15-20 minutes.

                                                              1. So I would say... the freak girl's photos ABOVE... she's into her bf/husband dominating... and her being in a slave situation. It turns her on... she wants sex... and she likes the idea of being a whore.

                                                              2. The other theory is... you're banging her... and he knocks you the fuk out from behind.... and then you're dead. End of story.
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                                                              • existential
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                                                                • 07-21-14
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                                                                #66
                                                                post more pics of her
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                                                                • jjgold
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                                                                  • 07-20-05
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                                                                  #67
                                                                  lol

                                                                  of curse we would all bag her

                                                                  she looks sexy
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                                                                  • shaunovery
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                                                                    • 11-15-07
                                                                    • 18143

                                                                    #68
                                                                    A girl with tats
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                                                                    • Auto Donk
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                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                                      Very





                                                                      Well there's 2 ways to look at this...

                                                                      I spoke to a guy before and he was telling me about a story one night when he said he was high on drugs of course... and he had this weird idea to let a another dude bang his girl. Of course I was laughing when he started telling me this story... because how could you let someone do this??? But he said... he always pondered it in his thoughts... and one night he said "I'm doing it." The girl was literally 100% against it. But she said she loved him... and whatever you want me to do... I'll do it. He said just when she said that... was even more of a turn on to him. (Guy was talking nutty.) So apparently... it turns him on... when his girl is like a slave/slut. So I said... you watched the entire thing? He said yep... then I asked how long did you let it go on for? Or??? Like what happened when it ended? He said it went on for like 15-20 minutes.

                                                                      1. So I would say... the freak girl's photos ABOVE... she's into her bf/husband dominating... and her being in a slave situation. It turns her on... she wants sex... and she likes the idea of being a whore.

                                                                      2. The other theory is... you're banging her... and he knocks you the fuk out from behind.... and then you're dead. End of story.
                                                                      i could tell you a story where i was that other dude doin' the bangin, and the guy couldn't handle how much his babe was enjoying it, .... to make a long story short, (he'd told us to get started up stairs and he'd be up "in a while"), i see something shadowy out of the corner of my eye to the left (was doing her doggy at that moment), glance over..... nothing.... all of a sudden he pops up to my right, right beside their big four poster kingsize bed..... kinda freaked me out a bit..... then, about twenty minutes later (six or seven more O's for her), she's ridin me reverse cowgirl, the guy appears again and screams "WHY DON'T U JUST FUCCK HER ALL NIGHT!!!!" and drops my clothes on the bed beside my head and storms out of the room.......... funny thing is, she never broke stride and just kept on coming........

                                                                      moral of the story, and from my experience, guys really DON'T want to see their women get it from some other dude and have her get off in ways they've never gotten her off........

                                                                      but I did indeed start to worry this guy might come back with a baseball bat or something and clock the shit out of me..... and no one knew where the fck i was as far as my friends/family were concerned......
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                                                                      • cashin81
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                                                                        • 09-10-14
                                                                        • 12946

                                                                        #70
                                                                        did you ask her if she has a penis?
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