Ok just checking in and I'm all ready. Thanks for the advice Rangers. She is going to come a bit early around 5:15. I have the VCR set up and Sleepless in Seattle is re-winded to the beginning. My friend Alfred is coming over in a bit. Hopefully I can have this all wrapped up by 8:00. Does anyone think she is lying about going to New York? Why would Eliza suddenly go to New York?
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seaweed, since its your first time with a women... do you know how to put a condom on? Do you even have the right sized condom?
thats a trick question seaweed you have that bitch put the condom on for you.Comment -
lol the VCR. shes going to rob you but be disappointed when she sees you don't even have a dvd, so you will probably get stabbed too. then shes gonna fly to new york.Comment -
i remember my first time with a women, it was with a hooker by the name cherry-pie. It was magical and terriyfying at the same time. The way she whipped my rooster out and stuck it in her mouth my first ever blowjob. I remember the feeling of teeth and how it made my gut wrench everytime she would gnaw on my throbbing member. When it came time for penatration, all I could look at was her dirty asshole and the little pieces of shit stuck to the hairs around her browneye.
Dont let your first time define you as a person seaweed, remember that.Comment -
That is disgusting. I am getting really nervous but I just took viagra to see how it goes. She should be here in about 40 minutes. I can't believe this is happening. I want to prove to SBR that I am a man and I want to be validatedOriginally posted by warbuxComment -
I forgot to buy condoms so I am going to go without one. So I should be good as long as I pull outOriginally posted by warbuxComment -
Originally posted by Seaweed
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Didnt know pulling out prevented the spread of Stds.Originally posted by SeaweedComment -
wait are you saying this is your first time seaweed?Comment -
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One of Seaweed's better threads. Need your picks for football tonight gueyeyeye
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lol, nice vcr reference seaweed.
But im sure your imaginary friend was ABDUL, not alfred.
come on man.Comment -
Sad trying to impress strangers on sports forum
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It must be with lets go rangers...Originally posted by ArchieBunkerComment -
SeaLang....your stories are as old and tired as your fukking grandma....
Would you please just post your consistent losers so the rest of us can make money??Comment -
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Booah many of SeaVVeeds threads are all time. This included.Originally posted by Booya711Comment -
Wow!! All I can say is what an unforgettable experience with Eliza! She was sooo wild. I don't even know what was happening I just went with the flow and the next thing I knew she was out the door. Everything happened so fast. Only rude thing was when I said see you later she laughed. The best part is my friend Alfred managed to record a bit outside the bedroom after the lights went out. I uploaded the only part suitable. I can finally earn some respect here. Here it is!
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Seabed i fukkin hope that isnt real. Really. Jesus christ.
I can never unhear that. I dont know what I expected.Comment -
Mo....I have to respectfully disagree...guy is a complete assclown...Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughnComment -
Seaweed and AlfredOriginally posted by SeaweedWow!! All I can say is what an unforgettable experience with Eliza! She was sooo wild. I don't even know what was happening I just went with the flow and the next thing I knew she was out the door. Everything happened so fast. Only rude thing was when I said see you later she laughed. The best part is my friend Alfred managed to record a bit outside the bedroom after the lights went out. I uploaded the only part suitable. I can finally earn some respect here. Here it is!
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You want respect stop the bullshit nobody respects liarsComment -
Archie...he will never quit...trying to get validation from strangers is all he has...a complete idiotOriginally posted by ArchieBunkerComment -
Booya, i just had sex for you on camera. I am validated.Originally posted by Booya711Comment -
I paid no attention to your session with Alfred.....Originally posted by SeaweedComment -
Did you not hear Eliza moaning while you were creeping my threads at SBR? I am big time.Originally posted by Booya711Comment -
Big time....fukk I'm dying here....Originally posted by Seaweed
Let me give you some advice...true big timers don't come to SBR to validate themselves...but again, you are a mental midget and don't understand this..Comment -
Are you masturbating to my video?Originally posted by Booya711Comment -
Again since you are slow....I paid no attention to your worthless video....Originally posted by SeaweedComment -
After a week long grind at work had a good laugh todayOriginally posted by Booya711Comment -
But you do pay attention to every post I write, right?Originally posted by Booya711Comment -
Guess that playoff series choke with Boston really ****** up Seaweed
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Weeder, pump yourself up before you head out on the date.
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