Met A Female Online and FINALLY Got A Date!!!

[Seaweed]

She asked me to send pictures back but i told her anything good is worth waiting for

[ArchieBunker]

She finally sent me some pictures. Wow.

Let me guess

[ArchieBunker]

http://i.imgur.com/DHkxHd7.jpg

[ParlayininHTown]

http://i.imgur.com/DHkxHd7.jpg

I don't know, Weed Man ... Doesn't look half Trinidadian to me.

[ItsMeMrMattE]

why did she say she didn't have a camera?

[Seaweed]

why did she say she didn't have a camera?

She's a liar for sure. She said her webcam wasn't working and then I told her to take it on her phone.

[Seaweed]

I think I am going to go ahead with it even though she's a bit overweight

[ParlayininHTown]

I think I am going to go ahead with it even though she's a bit overweight

Hope you get to hit that shit. Pound her twice as hard for twice as long to make up for what I'm missing, Weed Man.

[ItsMeMrMattE]

its not like shes obese or anything. big girls can be good screws too. they got an appetite for that dick.

[cashin81]

this is in seaweeds head?
correct?
you guys responding, are just falling for his shit?

[ParlayininHTown]

its not like shes obese or anything. big girls can be good screws too. they got an appetite for that dick.

MattE, it's been so long since I've touched a woman that a big girl would probably seem like an amazing screw to me.

[Let's Go Rangers]

She asked me to send pictures back but i told her anything good is worth waiting for

You are playing this right

Just make sure she isnt Russian

Nothing good comes from that wasteland

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Just make sure she isnt Russian

Nothing good comes from that wasteland

Incorrect. There are great things going on in wasteland.

[ParlayininHTown]

Damn it, Mo.

It's hard enough being a pathetic loser who has not had sex in years and is incredibly repulsive to women, but then you have to go and post that video and make my life worse.

What the hell is wrong with me?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I am sorry Parlayin.

But that video shouldn't make your life worse. It doesn't make anyones life worse.

[Russian Rocket]

Incorrect. There are great things going on in wasteland.

Mo, Rangers, just like our friend SeaFag, is a well known flame in this neck of the woods. So I'm pretty sure he will find this vid disgusting.
He does however gets all light up when Seaweed brings yet another story about BottomDad

[ParlayininHTown]

I know it shouldn't make life worse, but it's a tease, Mo ... A reminder of what I'm not getting and will never come close to getting for the remainder of my existence.

Those women look lovely, but I know they would just laugh at how ugly and pathetic I am ... Why should I even bother with looking or lusting after them in the first place?

No one to blame but myself, though.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

99% of posters are not getting what is in that video.

Parlayin I am equally down in the dumps. I am worried I have done irreparable damage to my relationship with my girl I still care very deeply for.

[Russian Rocket]

99% of posters are not getting what is in that video.

Mo and this is Siberia for crying out loud...just imagine what goes down in Moscow




PS: Parlayer close your eyes and imagine that shit also

[ParlayininHTown]

PS: Parlayer close your eyes and imagine that shit also

[ParlayininHTown]

Parlayin I am equally down in the dumps. I am worried I have done irreparable damage to my relationship with my girl I still care very deeply for.

That sounds terrible, Mo. Hope everything works out.

No matter what, look at the bright side. You're not me.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo and this is Siberia for crying out loud...just imagine what goes down in Moscow

PS: Parlayer close your eyes and imagine that shit also

Not much competition in Siberia. Parlayin would be top dog there maybe. Hopefully he could find a lady.

[6thtime]

Weedy, in the 3rd picture, which is the best picture, the girl looks kind of hot.
Hotter than the girls in Moneyshots thread.
Not as hot as the girl in spanking-fetish-guy's thread.
Good luck bud

[drfunkmaster]

Nice story

[greenhippo]

I'm sure glad I'm not ugly.

[Booya711]

She's a liar for sure. She said her webcam wasn't working and then I told her to take it on her phone.

She is a liar...you guys should be perfect together...

[Seaweed]

Just bought viagra today

[Fidel_CashFlow]

fukk would you need viagra for wEEds ?

if yo ass has never sEEn or smeLt pu$$y in 30+ years , the last thing you going to need is viagra.

#cummingquickanyways

[RubberKettle]

Slay that dragon Seaweed

[Seaweed]

fukk would you need viagra for wEEds ?

if yo ass has never sEEn or smeLt pu$$y in 30+ years , the last thing you going to need is viagra.

#cummingquickanyways

The commercial convinced me

[Seaweed]

Unbelievable! She just sent me a message saying her plans changed and that she can come tonight around 6 instead because she is going to New York tomorrow? Who books a last second flight to New York? I told her not to worry and that tonight works. I have never met a woman like this before but I will try and make SBR proud. I am nervous and i need to get ready. Really wanted to spend the night capping tonight but this is more important. I will check in when she leaves. Hopefully i can post some evidence

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Weeder, take pictures of the slut.

[Russian Rocket]

Unbelievable! She just sent me a message saying her plans changed and that she can come tonight around 6 instead because she is going to New York tomorrow? Who books a last second flight to New York? I told her not to worry and that tonight works. I have never met a woman like this before but I will try and make SBR proud. I am nervous and i need to get ready. Really wanted to spend the night capping tonight but this is more important. I will check in when she leaves. Hopefully i can post some evidence

For someone who's not yet familiar with Seaweed's repertoire, this is how this story ends:

[Let's Go Rangers]

Unbelievable! She just sent me a message saying her plans changed and that she can come tonight around 6 instead because she is going to New York tomorrow? Who books a last second flight to New York? I told her not to worry and that tonight works. I have never met a woman like this before but I will try and make SBR proud. I am nervous and i need to get ready. Really wanted to spend the night capping tonight but this is more important. I will check in when she leaves. Hopefully i can post some evidence

Make sure the Viagra is within reach in case things get "popping" before you hit the bedroom.

A nice collared shirt WITH A POCKET does the trick ...
Wrap the Viagra in a piece of toilet paper and put it in the shirt pocket.

You'll probably have a few drinks while watching the movie...
if things get moving along and it doesn't look like you will have time to sneak in the pill...

KNOCK OVER A DRINK

laugh at yourself, let her know you have to go get a rag from the kitchen to dry it up because you love your granny so much you don't want to mess up her house ( She will think you are a great guy for putting granny ahead of a great make out session )

Go to kitchen BRINGING THE SPILLED BEVERAGE ( there's always some left )

When in kitchen, dig out the pill, wash it down with remaining beverage


come out to living room....
clean up mess.....
Prepare to make another mess

[Russian Rocket]

Make sure the Viagra is within reach in case things get "popping" before you hit the bedroom.

A nice collared shirt WITH A POCKET does the trick ...
Wrap the Viagra in a piece of toilet paper and put it in the shirt pocket.

You'll probably have a few drinks while watching the movie...
if things get moving along and it doesn't look like you will have time to sneak in the pill...

KNOCK OVER A DRINK

laugh at yourself, let her know you have to go get a rag from the kitchen to dry it up because you love your granny so much you don't want to mess up her house ( She will think you are a great guy for putting granny ahead of a great make out session )

Go to kitchen BRINGING THE SPILLED BEVERAGE ( there's always some left )

When in kitchen, dig out the pill, wash it down with remaining beverage


come out to living room....
clean up mess.....
Prepare to make another mess