Just found out my gf is pregnant

[mcdonae101]

Jj is the daddy

[manny24]

kind of liked your mikmik handle too oh well

bit of advice don't watch the birth i didn't

gotta go back there knowmsayin?

[TheGoldenGoose]

The next three steps...

[opie1988]

bit of advice don't watch the birth i didn't

gotta go back there knowmsayin?

^^THIS. 100000% this

I was in there the entire time, but steadfastly refused to look at what was going on down there. I stayed up by my wife's head the whole time. I read how Elvis never looked at Priscilla the same once he saw all the disgusting things that occur down there.

I pretended that area was the Arc of the Covenant, and I didn't want my face melting off, you feel me??

[meader99]

Yeah. First one was a C-section, 2nd one was regular. Had a birthing room. Shit was everywhere I turned. I cut the cord and couldn't get out of that room fast enough. Smell was bad. Baby covered, placenta sitting there in the middle of the room in an open container. I look the other direction and there's the old lady spread eagle getting stitched up. Couldn't even stay in the room long enough to tell the doc to put a couple of extra stitches in there for me....... whatever you do......Do not go in there.

[gauchojake]

Watching an 9lb baby getting pulled out of a 3" surgical incision is magic. Watching it twice is even better. Every time you eat that pussy you remember.