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  • mikmik
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-13-12
    • 5457

    #1
    Just found out my gf is pregnant
    Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
  • l3randonf
    SBR Sharp
    • 04-11-13
    • 396

    #2
    Was there not a goalie in net?
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    • mikmik
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-13-12
      • 5457

      #3
      Nope lol. It's all good. I'm ecstatic. I'm 35. Time to move on the next chapter. I'm just taking a short break. Be back football season. And definitely smaller units lol.
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      • Bostongambler
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        • 02-01-08
        • 35581

        #4
        I have a pet dog
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        • Dougie_Fre$h
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          • 11-02-11
          • 2643

          #5
          I have a cat.
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          • BIGDAY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 02-17-10
            • 48245

            #6
            Why give up on us?

            Trust me, you'll need SBR at 3am feedings like never before.
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            • Duckshit
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              • 10-06-10
              • 7964

              #7
              I'd hedge.....
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              • jjgold
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                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
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                • leetreaper
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 10-23-10
                  • 34841

                  #9
                  So your girlfriend gets pregnant and you can't post? She can't walk on her own? Loooooooooooooooooooooooool
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                  • leetreaper
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 10-23-10
                    • 34841

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mikmik
                    Nope lol. It's all good. I'm ecstatic. I'm 35. Time to move on the next chapter. I'm just taking a short break. Be back football season. And definitely smaller units lol.
                    Good luck.
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                    • manny24
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-22-07
                      • 20046

                      #11
                      gonna wife her Mikker?
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                      • Bostongambler
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                        • 02-01-08
                        • 35581

                        #12
                        Sleep with your neighbors wife. Cut all ties.
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                        • THam12
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-12-13
                          • 12640

                          #13
                          Congrats man.
                          Dont be a deadbeat dad, the world already has plenty of those.
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                          • Ho Le Fuk
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 08-13-13
                            • 274

                            #14
                            LOL! common, we all know posters here at sbr don't get laid. much less by a "girlfriend"
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                            • onemoregoal
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-04-13
                              • 8149

                              #15
                              no need to leave SBR just because your girl cheated on you....
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #16
                                I was 37 when my little girl was born. Seems like yesterday. She turns 7 in 3 weeks.

                                Greatest thing that will ever happen to you. If its possible....get married. Be a family unit. That's what its all about.

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                                • Bostongambler
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-01-08
                                  • 35581

                                  #17
                                  I would go on Maury Povich show to make sure it's your own. Then if they rule its not I would stand up and say " Ohhh no you didn't"... All the while snapping your finger.
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                                  • newguy
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-27-09
                                    • 6100

                                    #18
                                    Dude. I'm so sorry. I have 8 week old twins and i can not for the life of me figure out why anyone ever does this on purpose!!
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                                    • Seaweed
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                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      Opie is 44 years old and graduated in 1988
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Man when I fukked this fatty and made a kid it was the worst thing I did

                                        Boy is a jerkoff

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                                        • Vaughany
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 03-07-10
                                          • 45563

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mikmik
                                          Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
                                          tell the father I said congratz
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                                          • Vaughany
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 03-07-10
                                            • 45563

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Man when I fukked this fatty and made a kid it was the worst thing I did

                                            Boy is a jerkoff

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                                            • Vaughany
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 03-07-10
                                              • 45563

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by onemoregoal
                                              no need to leave SBR just because your girl cheated on you....
                                              haha beat me to it
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                                              • brooks85
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                                                • 01-05-09
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                                                #24
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                                                • gauchojake
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                                                  • 09-17-10
                                                  • 34116

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm not gonna tell you what to do but it rhymes with smushmortion

                                                  j/k pal - having kids is fun, but your life is gonna change dramatically
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                                                  • manny24
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-22-07
                                                    • 20046

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Man when I fukked this fatty and made a kid it was the worst thing I did

                                                    Boy is a jerkoff

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                                                    JJ does Jefferey still rock that kentucky waterfall?

                                                    actually a good look for him

                                                    did he finish community service for kiting those cheques he stole from your folks?
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                                                    • Coach Potato
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-31-11
                                                      • 4303

                                                      #27
                                                      i predict that the baby will come out half black
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                                                      • I/O
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                                                        • 05-26-11
                                                        • 7922

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mikmik
                                                        Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
                                                        Gl yourself!

                                                        Don't bother with this place. Real life is far more interesting.
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                                                        • brainfreeze
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 05-13-14
                                                          • 5689

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mikmik
                                                          Nope lol. It's all good. I'm ecstatic. I'm 35. Time to move on the next chapter. I'm just taking a short break. Be back football season. And definitely smaller units lol.
                                                          Congrats!
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                                                          • Optional
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                                                            • 06-10-10
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • Vegas39
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 09-22-11
                                                              • 30686

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by newguy
                                                              Dude. I'm so sorry. I have 8 week old twins and i can not for the life of me figure out why anyone ever does this on purpose!!

                                                              Trust me it gets easier
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                                                              • JMon
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-11-09
                                                                • 9800

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by newguy
                                                                Dude. I'm so sorry. I have 8 week old twins and i can not for the life of me figure out why anyone ever does this on purpose!!

                                                                ....congrats and yes as Vegas says, It does get easier, but don't expect it until around 3.5-4 years of age..my experience anyway.
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                                                                • JMon
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 12-11-09
                                                                  • 9800

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by mikmik
                                                                  Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
                                                                  Really not much too prioritize...in 9 months

                                                                  1. Get engaged
                                                                  2. Get married
                                                                  3. Set up joint account
                                                                  4. Life insurance
                                                                  5. Buy a new space for the babe
                                                                  6. Paint the man cave pink or blue for the new baby room
                                                                  7. Get rid of the sports car
                                                                  8. Purchase a crib, changing table w/ built in dresser, diaper bag, diapers, formula, baby wipes, bottles, baby clothes, car seat, bassinet, blankets, pacifiers, toys.
                                                                  9. Schedule Doctor visits
                                                                  10. Limit drinking, drugs and gambling (or hide it)...gal is freakin hormonal...trust me on this one.

                                                                  oh...that's what I did

                                                                  I am sure you can still post on sbr during this time...just wait for the little one to come and see how much time you have...
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                                                                  • BennyBigNuts
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 04-16-12
                                                                    • 8700

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Never fukkin hard of ya pal.
                                                                    But leaving the forum is the right move for you.
                                                                    Stay away from these dirtbags and focus on that family.
                                                                    GL
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                                                                    • I/O
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 05-26-11
                                                                      • 7922

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by mikmik
                                                                      Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
                                                                      pics or it didn't happen
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