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    Is it true that Jews are not allowed to cut bread with a knife?

    They have to use their hands. I just heard this weirdo shit for the first time.

    If true, what happens if they use a knife???

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    What do they do when they order a footlong from subway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    What do they do when they order a footlong from subway?
    I don't know paco!

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    Better make sure they wash their hands.

    A blessing is recited before the breaking and eating of the bread. We don’t usually cut the bread with a knife, because a knife is like a weapon of war. Instead, the challah is broken up and divided by hand. The blessing is: “Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe, who brings forth bread from the earth.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Better make sure they wash their hands.

    A blessing is recited before the breaking and eating of the bread. We don’t usually cut the bread with a knife, because a knife is like a weapon of war. Instead, the challah is broken up and divided by hand. The blessing is: “Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe, who brings forth bread from the earth.”
    This is for one shabbat meal per week with challah bread. If you've ever had challah, you'll realize there's no need to use a knife, it's like butta.

    Doesn't one eat bread with their hands anyway? Hand washing a good idea and always encouraged.

    Aside from that, pretty sure Jews can use knives.

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    I heard most Jews use a switchblade to cut their bread.

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    I think initially marriage has been created by God in order for all the kids to have Mummy and Daddy. Perverts who think marriage is unnecessary cause women to bare and bring up a child without
    Dad's care. Marriage is nothing more than gecoming legally responsible for your actions

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    whing thread

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    Is it true American's have to wait until they're 21 to drink alcohol legally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crjohnson32 View Post
    Is it true American's have to wait until they're 21 to drink alcohol legally.
    Yes. But nobody waits until they are 21. That's just stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yes. But nobody waits until they are 21. That's just stupid.
    Do your law makers realize that for the rest of the civilized world it's 18-19?

    Have American's accepted the idea that it's the government responsibility to protect them from themselves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crjohnson32 View Post
    Do your law makers realize that for the rest of the civilized world it's 18-19?

    Have American's accepted the idea that it's the government responsibility to protect them from themselves?
    They don't give a shit. America is alone when it comes to the attitude of teenagers drinking or having sex. Americans are shamed into thinking teens should be partaking of these activities.

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    Diggity, whoever you heard this from was probably making it up.

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    Is it true that in the desert you are supposed to wipe your butt with your left hand using sand? And never eat or shake hands with your left hand?

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    I heard in the desert they wipe their butts with a switchblade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    I heard in the desert they wipe their butts with a switchblade.
    Nah, can't be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeVig View Post
    Is it true that in the desert you are supposed to wipe your butt with your left hand using sand? And never eat or shake hands with your left hand?
    this it true. Although most use a curved animal bone with their left hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    I heard in the desert they wipe their butts with a switchblade.
    They also expand their rectums with switchblades when they fart.

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    Is it true that SBR encourages anti-Semitism and general idiotic, racist bullshit from regular posters?

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    Baruch HaShem! It's better to use a rolled up piece of paper but if you have to use a bill make sure it's a 100.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slatter View Post
    Is it true that SBR encourages anti-Semitism and general idiotic, racist bullshit from regular posters?
    i dont see any anti semitism on this thread but actually its pretty informative to know other people's culture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slatter View Post
    Is it true that SBR encourages anti-Semitism and general idiotic, racist bullshit from regular posters?
    It's common knowledge that SBR supports anti-Semitic posts and poster's. It starts from the top. Baruch HaShem!

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    I hope no one is Jewish here at SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    They have to use their hands. I just heard this weirdo shit for the first time.

    If true, what happens if they use a knife???
    I just thought they didn't want to spend money on a knife.

    That's an extra $6.99 in the old bank account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I hope no one is Jewish here at SBR.
    Jews on a gambling forum ? I doubt it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby D View Post
    I just thought they didn't want to spend money on a knife.

    That's an extra $6.99 in the old bank account.
    they sell cheaper. Knives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I hope no one is Jewish here at SBR.

    JJ Goldsteinberg ring a bell.

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