Is it true that Jews are not allowed to cut bread with a knife?

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    Is it true that Jews are not allowed to cut bread with a knife?
    They have to use their hands. I just heard this weirdo shit for the first time.

    If true, what happens if they use a knife???
  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
    What do they do when they order a footlong from subway?
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      Originally posted by paco
      What do they do when they order a footlong from subway?
      I don't know paco!
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      • doublej95
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-26-10
        • 14094

        #4
        Better make sure they wash their hands.

        A blessing is recited before the breaking and eating of the bread. We don’t usually cut the bread with a knife, because a knife is like a weapon of war. Instead, the challah is broken up and divided by hand. The blessing is: “Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe, who brings forth bread from the earth.”
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        • d2bets
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-10-05
          • 39995

          #5
          Originally posted by doublej95
          Better make sure they wash their hands.

          A blessing is recited before the breaking and eating of the bread. We don’t usually cut the bread with a knife, because a knife is like a weapon of war. Instead, the challah is broken up and divided by hand. The blessing is: “Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe, who brings forth bread from the earth.”
          This is for one shabbat meal per week with challah bread. If you've ever had challah, you'll realize there's no need to use a knife, it's like butta.

          Doesn't one eat bread with their hands anyway? Hand washing a good idea and always encouraged.

          Aside from that, pretty sure Jews can use knives.
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          • Dutch
            SBR MVP
            • 09-21-10
            • 4339

            #6
            I heard most Jews use a switchblade to cut their bread.
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            • bozeman
              SBR MVP
              • 11-11-09
              • 2162

              #7
              I think initially marriage has been created by God in order for all the kids to have Mummy and Daddy. Perverts who think marriage is unnecessary cause women to bare and bring up a child without
              Dad's care. Marriage is nothing more than gecoming legally responsible for your actions
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              • bozeman
                SBR MVP
                • 11-11-09
                • 2162

                #8
                whing thread
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                • crjohnson32
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 12-16-10
                  • 989

                  #9
                  Is it true American's have to wait until they're 21 to drink alcohol legally.
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    Originally posted by crjohnson32
                    Is it true American's have to wait until they're 21 to drink alcohol legally.
                    Yes. But nobody waits until they are 21. That's just stupid.
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                    • crjohnson32
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-16-10
                      • 989

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      Yes. But nobody waits until they are 21. That's just stupid.
                      Do your law makers realize that for the rest of the civilized world it's 18-19?

                      Have American's accepted the idea that it's the government responsibility to protect them from themselves?
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                      • QuantumLeap
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-22-08
                        • 6880

                        #12
                        Originally posted by crjohnson32
                        Do your law makers realize that for the rest of the civilized world it's 18-19?

                        Have American's accepted the idea that it's the government responsibility to protect them from themselves?
                        They don't give a shit. America is alone when it comes to the attitude of teenagers drinking or having sex. Americans are shamed into thinking teens should be partaking of these activities.
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                        • yisman
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-01-08
                          • 75682

                          #13
                          Diggity, whoever you heard this from was probably making it up.
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                          [/quote]

                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                          • JoeVig
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 01-11-08
                            • 772

                            #14
                            Is it true that in the desert you are supposed to wipe your butt with your left hand using sand? And never eat or shake hands with your left hand?
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                            • Dutch
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-21-10
                              • 4339

                              #15
                              I heard in the desert they wipe their butts with a switchblade.
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dutch
                                I heard in the desert they wipe their butts with a switchblade.
                                Nah, can't be true.
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                                • Mikail
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-19-09
                                  • 21689

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JoeVig
                                  Is it true that in the desert you are supposed to wipe your butt with your left hand using sand? And never eat or shake hands with your left hand?
                                  this it true. Although most use a curved animal bone with their left hand.
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                                  • gyiyg
                                    SBR Rookie
                                    • 11-07-11
                                    • 17

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dutch
                                    I heard in the desert they wipe their butts with a switchblade.
                                    They also expand their rectums with switchblades when they fart.
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                                    • slatter
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 11-15-10
                                      • 472

                                      #19
                                      Is it true that SBR encourages anti-Semitism and general idiotic, racist bullshit from regular posters?
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                                      • flyingillini
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-06-06
                                        • 41219

                                        #20
                                        Baruch HaShem! It's better to use a rolled up piece of paper but if you have to use a bill make sure it's a 100.
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                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                        • AribaAriba
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 04-03-09
                                          • 2922

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by slatter
                                          Is it true that SBR encourages anti-Semitism and general idiotic, racist bullshit from regular posters?
                                          i dont see any anti semitism on this thread but actually its pretty informative to know other people's culture.
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by slatter
                                            Is it true that SBR encourages anti-Semitism and general idiotic, racist bullshit from regular posters?
                                            It's common knowledge that SBR supports anti-Semitic posts and poster's. It starts from the top. Baruch HaShem!
                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • TheMoneyShot
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 02-14-07
                                              • 28672

                                              #23
                                              I hope no one is Jewish here at SBR.
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                                              • Bobby D
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 02-16-11
                                                • 140

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                They have to use their hands. I just heard this weirdo shit for the first time.

                                                If true, what happens if they use a knife???
                                                I just thought they didn't want to spend money on a knife.

                                                That's an extra $6.99 in the old bank account.
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                                                • Bobby D
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 02-16-11
                                                  • 140

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                  I hope no one is Jewish here at SBR.
                                                  Jews on a gambling forum ? I doubt it.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bobby D
                                                    I just thought they didn't want to spend money on a knife.

                                                    That's an extra $6.99 in the old bank account.
                                                    they sell cheaper. Knives.
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                                                    • Dutch
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-21-10
                                                      • 4339

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                      I hope no one is Jewish here at SBR.

                                                      JJ Goldsteinberg ring a bell.
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