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[PokinSmot]

food sucks in germany...beer is great...amsterdam is awesome...all the taxis are benz so your riding in style...lol


live long and prosper in sauerkraut land

[zizoudane10]

food sucks in germany...beer is great...amsterdam is awesome...all the taxis are benz so your riding in style...lol


live long and prosper in sauerkraut land

[PokinSmot]

i know it's not there...lol...but just saying

[zizoudane10]

(oh and foot doesn't suck at all, you can get absolutely everything you want. And no, not ALL taxis are Mercedes. Still many are, but far from all. The beer IS great, true that. Beer from Belgium is better, though.)

[zizoudane10]

i know it's not there...lol...but just saying

I thought wow, wtf

Amsterdam is absolutely great, true that. Was there again 10 weeks ago.

[TheCentaur]

First of all, I told you before: I am not the slightest bit Turkish. In fact I am one of the purest Germans you may find. (Not that it matters the slightest bit, but just to make it clear once again).

And no, I am not going all "their, there etc" on your German.
Point is: you never use "mit keine". You use "ohne". Plus + Minus = Minus. mit(with) + keine(no) = ohne(without).
Boar = with balls
Barrow = without balls

In German:
Boar = Eber
Barrow = Borg (if balls were cut off before 6 weeks old), or Altschneider (Balls cut off ~1 week before killing)
castrated boar = kastrierter Eber

If you want to say: "Boar with no balls", it is "Eber ohne Eier".



EDIT: A female pig = "Sau" in German.

Ok thank you

I think you are trying your hardest to nitpick though on some things

wildschwein is most definitely a word. It may be a feral pig or something instead of a boar but give me a break

Also, when you order something say, without mushrooms, don't you say "keine pilze"? Granted I probably used "mit" where I should not have, but it was not "far" from German, and you knew what I meant.

[PokinSmot]

idk about the food....pizza didn't taste like pizza...steak didn't taste the same...chinese food was whateverz...the bratwurst wasn't all that...the huge pretzel was blah...i think im too spoiled by NYC tap water


did you haggle the price down when you visited the RL district?

[JMon]

granny when she heard the news

[zizoudane10]

Ok thank you

I think you are trying your hardest to nitpick though on some things

wildschwein is most definitely a word. It may be a feral pig or something instead of a boar but give me a break

Also, when you order something say, without mushrooms, don't you say "keine pilze"? Granted I probably used "mit" where I should not have, but it was not "far" from German, and you knew what I meant.

Wildschwein is absolutely correct.
Yeah, you may absolutely say "keine Pilze" OR "ohne Pilze". Ohne and keine do not necessarily mean the same though. "Ein Steak ohne Pilze" would be correct German, but "Ein Steak keine Pilze" wouldn't really fit. "Keine Pilze bitte zum Steak" and "Das Steak ohne Pilze bitte." would both be perfectly okay. "Mit keine Pilze" wouldn't be possible though.

idk about the food....pizza didn't taste like pizza...steak didn't taste the same...chinese food was whateverz...the bratwurst wasn't all that...the huge pretzel was blah...i think im too spoiled by NYC tap water


did you haggle the price down when you visited the RL district?

Pizza, well you can get great and you can get bad ones.
Steak, I have zero doubt, that you US guys have the better meat. If you want to eat a steak here, you should go to an Argentinian restaurant, it's great there most of the time.
Chinese, well, same as pizza. Great and bad. Depends where you eat it.
Bratwurst is GREAT here.
Pretzel, I'd say most are pretty good.

Haha, I went with the girl to Amsterdam, no RL district for me It's a must-see though, really cool and funny.

[Seaweed]

I heard there are pocket pickers in Amsterdam

[zizoudane10]

I heard there are pocket pickers in Amsterdam

Try cross-breeding a Pitbull and a guinea pick and put it in your pocket. That'll teach them.

[konck]

Man this cok does anything to generate views

[pronk]

Wow. GL pal.

Never er been to Germany. It's on the list though

You didn't miss much, believe me.

[Spanks]

here I thought you were announcing that you are carrying the giant's offspring

[6thtime]

Was in Duseldorf Germany earlier this year for a conference.
Great experience.
City was very very clean. I mean like no cigarette buts on the ground clean.
Food was great. Waiters were doing cartwheels for us because we tipped North American style (15%-20%).
We realized later that it wasn't customary.
Good luck with your move Weedy

[TheCentaur]

I heard there are pocket pickers in Amsterdam

Yeah Amsterdam kind of sucks

One of my friends I was there with was approached by some guy that asked if he wanted to have sex with a child

He didn't tell me about it until later because he was shocked and embarrassed, otherwise I would have loved to smash that sick urchin's skull in

I was also walking through the red light district one time and one of the hookers reached out and lashed me with her little whip

She was probably a 4 though

[Seaweed]

Scary stuff

[zizoudane10]

3 more days

[Ghenghis Kahn]

3 more days

calling his bluff?

[zizoudane10]

calling his bluff?

[Let's Go Rangers]

food sucks in germany...beer is great...amsterdam is awesome...all the taxis are benz so your riding in style...lol

No wonder so many people at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp were so skinny

[cane]

Can you just stop posting?

You know the answer is no, but we can dream can't we?

[cane]

No wonder so many people at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp were so skinny

Not funny

[packerd_00]

(oh and foot doesn't suck at all, you can get absolutely everything you want. And no, not ALL taxis are Mercedes. Still many are, but far from all. The beer IS great, true that. Beer from Belgium is better, though.)

How are the German women.

[timbaland99]

When I went to Germany for Hockey, I was quite surprised when I got to Frankfurt airport and there were German soldiers in full combat gear providing security for the airport, with German Shepard and ak47's. Big difference compared to Canadian airports and this was pre 9/11

[Kurshka]

Fill me in Weed. You got turned down at Subway and your other job was diving for golf balls. So whats going on? Did you join the Army.

[Let's Go Rangers]

Not funny

I know

The food must have been REALLY bad

[nathansdad71]

can't forget carpe diem, and achtung!

[zizoudane10]

How are the German women.

I remember a guy here asked me before, so I'll just copy my answer for you:
We've got all the different types over here. Red, blonde, brunette, black hair. All types of skins. Thin ones, fat ones, normal ones. Pretty good thing if you ask me, you've got a big pool to choose from.
Our girls are independent. That doesn't mean they don't like romantic gestures though or a "strong" man though. Let me give you an example: When you go out on a first date with one of our girls and you wanna pay the bill, most of the time they'll be like: "Hell NO, I can pay for myself!", but then again she thinks in her head "Oh wow, that's so sweet of him". They show you that they can care for themselves, but they love that you would have paid for them.
What I learned as well: Compared to other countries, our girls are easy to get into bed. NOT because they are sluts or anything. But they are very open minded and they love sex. Way harder to get a spanish girl or a french girl into bed on the 1st date than a german girl.
One problem in my eyes might be: The way they dress. There are REALLY well dressed girls of course, a lot of them!! BUT, when we compare ALL german girls to ALL spanish girls f.e. there is a big difference. (I own a house and an appartment in Spain, so I'm there very often). The spanish girls ALL dress great. They are wearing everything with both pride and confidence. When it comes to clothes, german girls are a lot more insecure than spanish girls. A german girl will always wonder in the cabin: "Am I looking good? Does that make me fat? Is it perfect for me?" etc, whereas a spanish girl KNOWS for sure whether she looks great in it or not.

When I went to Germany for Hockey, I was quite surprised when I got to Frankfurt airport and there were German soldiers in full combat gear providing security for the airport, with German Shepard and ak47's. Big difference compared to Canadian airports and this was pre 9/11

That's not normal though. When was it?
And definitely no AK47's, a 100% not. Had to be G36's. Neither the Bundeswehr, nor the police is using AK's.

[timbaland99]

I remember a guy here asked me before, so I'll just copy my answer for you:
We've got all the different types over here. Red, blonde, brunette, black hair. All types of skins. Thin ones, fat ones, normal ones. Pretty good thing if you ask me, you've got a big pool to choose from.
Our girls are independent. That doesn't mean they don't like romantic gestures though or a "strong" man though. Let me give you an example: When you go out on a first date with one of our girls and you wanna pay the bill, most of the time they'll be like: "Hell NO, I can pay for myself!", but then again she thinks in her head "Oh wow, that's so sweet of him". They show you that they can care for themselves, but they love that you would have paid for them.
What I learned as well: Compared to other countries, our girls are easy to get into bed. NOT because they are sluts or anything. But they are very open minded and they love sex. Way harder to get a spanish girl or a french girl into bed on the 1st date than a german girl.
One problem in my eyes might be: The way they dress. There are REALLY well dressed girls of course, a lot of them!! BUT, when we compare ALL german girls to ALL spanish girls f.e. there is a big difference. (I own a house and an appartment in Spain, so I'm there very often). The spanish girls ALL dress great. They are wearing everything with both pride and confidence. When it comes to clothes, german girls are a lot more insecure than spanish girls. A german girl will always wonder in the cabin: "Am I looking good? Does that make me fat? Is it perfect for me?" etc, whereas a spanish girl KNOWS for sure whether she looks great in it or not.

That's not normal though. When was it?
And definitely no AK47's, a 100% not. Had to be G36's. Neither the Bundeswehr, nor the police is using AK's.

It was 21 years ago. It definitely did not seem normal to me

[zizoudane10]

It was 21 years ago. It definitely did not seem normal to me

In 1993 there was a kidnapping of a flight in Frankfurt. In February if I'm correct.
Definitely strange. The dogs and shit are normal, toll, searching for drugs etc. But heavily armed units are strange.

[JM17]

I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt

So you'll use a german VPN/IP masker?

[packerd_00]

I remember a guy here asked before, so I'll just copy my answer for you:
We've got all the different types over here. Red, blonde, brunette, black hair. All types of skins. Thin ones, fat ones, normal ones. Pretty good thing if you ask me, you've got a big pool to choose from.
Our girls are independent. That doesn't mean they don't like romantic gestures though or a "strong" man though. Let me give you an example: When you go out on a first date with one of our girls and you wanna pay the bill, most of the time they'll be like: "Hell NO, I can pay for myself!", but then again she thinks in her head "Oh wow, that's so sweet of him". They show you that they can care for themselves, but they love that you would have paid for them.
What I learned as well: Compared to other countries, our girls are easy to get into bed. NOT because they are sluts or anything. But they are very open minded and they love sex. Way harder to get a spanish girl or a french girl into bed on the 1st date than a german girl.
One problem in my eyes might be: The way they dress. There are REALLY well dressed girls of course, a lot of them!! BUT, when we compare ALL german girls to ALL spanish girls f.e. there is a big difference. (I own a house and an appartment in Spain, so I'm there very often). The spanish girls ALL dress great. They are wearing everything with both pride and confidence. When it comes to clothes, german girls are a lot more insecure than spanish girls. A german girl will always wonder in the cabin: "Am I looking good? Does that make me fat? Is it perfect for me?" etc, whereas a spanish girl KNOWS for sure whether she looks great in it or not.

Cheers bud, great write up. German chicks seem pretty cool judging by how you described

[DwightShrute]

Hopefully there isn't internet in Germany.

[perfectgam2014]

😜very cool