Neighbor told me he is going to kick my ass

[greenhippo]

Dont lie you would get on your knees snaggle-tooth. You trying to get tough =

Little less less worried about men on the Internet and spend more time trying to update that online profile you got there kiddo.

[cruzing vato]

Updates big bear?

[RubberKettle]

I thought you were black

[spike420211]

i could even hear this guy using a weed whacker during heavy rain on sunday.

As a native Californian, I can tell u this:
The motherf***er's 5150 as all chit. Just on that alone. The flowerpot thang sealed the deal.
>file a report w/ the cops
@ LEAST 2 of the following 3 items:
>buy/have a gun ready
>buy/have a stun gun ready
>buy/have pepper spray ready[background checks req'd. 4 mace, takes longer than NYC gun registration. Plus u might not want NSA pokin' around yer stuff...]
Don't initiate any convo w/ dude. Let him go a-hole.
Moment he steps on your property, brandish at least pepper spray. No matter what race u are, it's perfectly OK to behave n**rously @ this point [until the cops show up].
The pewp and piss letter should work tho.
2 important things:
>either none or fake return address
>pay full postage/UPS

[wikkidinsane]

Install cameras around your house and gather evidence then push legal action. Oh amnd geta gun if you do not have one to protect your dog and family

[ByeShea]

Be a man, use your fists bigbear. Right on the front lawn where the neighbors can see. A few jabs and a right cross should do it. You don't have to rule the world, just rule your block.

[MickeyMan]

Yeah bear fukk that ***** up!

Protect the den!

[burrissa]

Get a second dog that barks even more.

[burrissa]

On a more serious note you can buy a security system for 300-400 bucks, install it and make your neighbor aware that he's on candid camera anytime he's on your property. People tend to shy away from breaking the law or acting like a lunatic when they know they're being recorded. My system works great. Once my daughters ex boyfriend found out I had a security system he hasn't been back around.

[Russian Rocket]

My system works great. Once my daughters ex boyfriend found out I had a security system he hasn't been back around.

[Smoke]

Did you ever fight him bear?

[MadTiger]

What happended to that guy.

Rifleman may be with those Oregon fools?

[BrickJames]

First Call the police now and file a report. NOW!
If nothing else it starts the timeline and they will put his criminal record. If you are nice and talk calm they might share some of it so you know what you are dealing with. If nothing else if you are civil with them they usually will give you some good advice. In Maryland there is a court database on line and you can look up any court case, criminal or civil, by typing in a name. Again, good to know.
In the Judicial system the person who complains first has the edge. If he has made threats and then used a shovel to do damage to your property, it is no longer a empty threat. You can say to someone that you are going to kill them but if you have no apparent way to do so it is not against the law. If you say it and then use a instrument that can kill to damage your property it is now illegal.
Remember a misdemeanor must be seen by the officer for them to make an immediate arrest. If the guy is nuts or just stupid walk out to the car when the police are leaving and I have found these idiots will do something to show the police that you are likely to be telling the truth.
Lastly, don't do anything stupid. You can protect yourself, family, and property but don't start anything physical or verbally.

If you tell a guy you are going kill him, that is a crime called terroristic threats and it is a felony.

[oChRoNiCo]

he yelled at my dog for barking and jumping on " my fence" and told me he was going to hit my dog in the head with a shovel
if i didnt get him to stop barking... and my dog litterally had only been outside for 30 seconds and rarely ever barks.

this neighbor seems pyscho..

i usually ignore him but when he threatened my dog i said " fukk you pal"

and he responded fukk you , come outside i'm going to kick your ass

a full 24 hours later...

he came over while i was not home...GF said he beat on the door and when no one answered he broke my flower pots
and various decorations on the front porch.

now i'm not sure what to do ....

i dont think any thing good could result in a fist fight with the neighbor

Don't be such a Pu$$y man!

[oChRoNiCo]

Bear call Seaweed for backup!

LoL you must want to see bear get absolutely violated.... seaweed would be so scared he would piss him self and then slap him self and tell him he was sorry for bothering him.