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  • greenhippo
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-15-12
    • 9091

    #36
    Take a shit on the hood of his car.
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    • gauchojake
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-17-10
      • 34109

      #37
      Originally posted by greenhippo
      Take a shit on the hood of his car.
      I actually have a neighbor who did this to another neighbor.
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      • pronk
        Restricted User
        • 11-22-08
        • 6887

        #38
        Originally posted by 5mike5
        Rifleman was the biggest fraud on the forum.

        What a little pussy boy he was. Probably doesn't even own a bb gun
        Was??? What happened to him? Jews kidnapped him?
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        • pronk
          Restricted User
          • 11-22-08
          • 6887

          #39
          Originally posted by Big Bear
          nah man i never leave my dog outside when i'm not home and i always call him inside anytime he barks.

          problem is the neighbor hangs out in his backyard 24/7 and walks around just outside the fence causing my dog to bark b/c he hears him... and the second my dog barks he flips out.

          i could even hear this guy using a weed whacker during heavy rain on sunday.

          anyway thanks for the feedback guys i think i will video tape next time he flips out
          Bear, just ignore him and when he hollers at you next time, just pretend like you didn't hear him.
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          • packerd_00
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-13
            • 17804

            #40
            Originally posted by 5mike5
            Thankfully he is missing. Thank god
            He got into some big argument with someone over Nelson Mandela,dont think he's been around since.
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            • Russian Rocket
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-02-12
              • 43910

              #41
              Originally posted by packerd_00
              He got into some big argument with someone over Nelson Mandela,dont think he's been around since.
              one thing is certain, when he figures out how to create a ghost acct, we would definitely know that it's him...
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              • packerd_00
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-13
                • 17804

                #42
                Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                one thing is certain, when he figures out how to create a ghost acct, we would definitely know that it's him...
                This is true.
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                • PhillyFlyers
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-27-11
                  • 8245

                  #43
                  Bear

                  Is your neighbor a white guy or black?
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #44
                    Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                    Bear

                    Is your neighbor a white guy or black?
                    he is white, ive never got a good look at him though.

                    when i moved in he never introduced himself. I would have introduced myself but we got off on the wrong foot quick b/c he yelled at my dog on day 1.

                    the reason i never got a good look at him is my fence is solid wood and about 6ft tall. so i only see his head popping over the fence to yell.

                    he looks crazy though his hair looks like he stuck his finger in the socket and he looks strung out
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                    • PhillyFlyers
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-27-11
                      • 8245

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                      he is white, ive never got a good look at him though.

                      when i moved in he never introduced himself. I would have introduced myself but we got off on the wrong foot quick b/c he yelled at my dog on day 1.

                      the reason i never got a good look at him is my fence is solid wood and about 6ft tall. so i only see his head popping over the fence to yell.

                      he looks crazy though his hair looks like he stuck his finger in the socket and he looks strung out
                      Aw shit man, then your solution is easy. Get a gun, point it at your head and pull the trigger.

                      You just solved two problems.

                      1) One less spook to worry about.

                      2) Neighbor has no more problems with you or your dog.
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                      • swordsandtequila
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-23-12
                        • 9757

                        #46
                        Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                        Aw shit man, then your solution is easy. Get a gun, point it at your head and pull the trigger.

                        You just solved two problems.

                        1) One less spook to worry about.

                        2) Neighbor has no more problems with you or your dog.
                        Shouldn't you be starting a thread about how Claude Giroux got snubbed by Canada for the Olympic team, or aliens, or some other useless sh*t? Want to solve two problems? Join Rifleman and disappear. Win win for everyone.
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                        • PhillyFlyers
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-27-11
                          • 8245

                          #47
                          Originally posted by swordsandtequila
                          Shouldn't you be starting a thread about how Claude Giroux got snubbed by Canada for the Olympic team, or aliens, or some other useless sh*t? Want to solve two problems? Join Rifleman and disappear. Win win for everyone.
                          I'm glad Giroux got snubbed. Now he can concentrate on the Flyers only and he'll get some much needed rest for the playoff push.

                          Getting snubbed benefits the Flyers.
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                          • PhillyFlyers
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-27-11
                            • 8245

                            #48
                            Bear

                            I was only fukking with you earlier.

                            Here's my real advice....

                            Your neighbor sounds like a fukkin dikkhead.

                            Chances are being white and down south he's probably a redneck.

                            Don't confront him. He won't give you a fair one in all likelihood and would probably shoot you if you step onto his property and give the cops a bullshit you were trespassing thought you were a burglar bullshit story.

                            Call the cops if he gets out of line. That way they'll have a record on him.

                            Peace.
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                            • swordsandtequila
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-23-12
                              • 9757

                              #49
                              Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                              I'm glad Giroux got snubbed. Now he can concentrate on the Flyers only and he'll get some much needed rest for the playoff push.

                              Getting snubbed benefits the Flyers.
                              Giroux wasn't snubbed, I was being facetious.
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                              • PhillyFlyers
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-27-11
                                • 8245

                                #50
                                Originally posted by swordsandtequila
                                Giroux wasn't snubbed, I was being facetious.
                                Yes he was. Kunitz made the team lol. Tells you all you need to know.
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                                • swordsandtequila
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-23-12
                                  • 9757

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                  Yes he was. Kunitz made the team lol. Tells you all you need to know.
                                  Bishop not making Team USA was a snub. Giroux was one of many forwards that could have made it. St. Louis deserved it more than Giroux.
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                                  • kid_mikey_84
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 01-04-14
                                    • 180

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                    a person's right to peace and quiet in his own house should trump someone else's right to do whatever it is they are doing that is disrupting it, including owning noisy dogs

                                    98% of the time when someone goes apesh*t over a neighbor's barking dog, it's because the neighbor doesn't give a fuk about the well-being of his neighbors, not because the person going apesh*t is not otherwise a normal human being

                                    if his problem is the barking dog, hopefully he will just blast music/construction noises at your house when you are trying to sleep or concentrate, you will get the point, and the two of you will be able to work something out

                                    sounds like you just don't give a flying fuk if or how your dog is bothering anyone else while you aren't around, "they can just go fuk themselves, hey it's not my problem if i'm not there" which is typical of many dog owners
                                    So are you gay, or a tranny or what? Your avatar is begging for attention, which gays and trannies both need
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                                    • Tulsa
                                      SBR Rookie
                                      • 01-07-14
                                      • 34

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Kermit
                                      I think it's pretty obvious that you have to kill your neighbor.
                                      LSOITOAT

                                      Laughing sorta out in the open at that !


                                      OK, in short: LOL

                                      He's right, though....it is obvious.....

                                      tulsa
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65461

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by pronk
                                        Was??? What happened to him? Jews kidnapped him?
                                        I buried him
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                                        • convick
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-03-11
                                          • 3954

                                          #55
                                          Tell your mom to call the cops and file charges against him. Maybe a restraining order.
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #56
                                            invite George Zimmerman over to stay a few days.... problem solved!
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                                            • TheGoldenGoose
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-27-12
                                              • 3745

                                              #57
                                              Run an electric wire on the top of your fence. Next time that nosy neighbor leans over he gets the shock of his life.
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                                              • packerd_00
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-22-13
                                                • 17804

                                                #58
                                                Whatever happended with this neighbour Big Bear
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                                                • TheGoldenGoose
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-27-12
                                                  • 3745

                                                  #59
                                                  Gotta be honest with you Big Bear...

                                                  I think you could use a good azz-kicking.
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                                                  • Spanks
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 2040

                                                    #60
                                                    seaweed would just offer him a make-up handjob
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                                                    • slambam
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-07-10
                                                      • 1653

                                                      #61
                                                      Guys saying to call the police are probably right. For sure have your GF call them if he freaks like at the front of your house again when you're not home. With that said, I'd piss pound anybody who tried to hurt my dog. Otherwise send me his address, I'll shit and piss on a piece of paper and mail it to him. Tape it shut so he can't smell anything, then when he opens it he'll grab the paper right away then be pissed when he opens it up quick and realizes he's holding a piece of paper full of shit and piss. Wouldn't be the first time I've ever done it.
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                                                      • bigtymer56
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 07-31-12
                                                        • 4742

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                        on monday nights i drive through neighborhoods running over trash cans in my friends pick up truck. Shit is funny and gives you an andrenaline rush.
                                                        Must be tough for the neighbor...living next to a grown man with the mind of a 16 year old.
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                                                        • Big Bear
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-01-11
                                                          • 43253

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by slambam
                                                          Guys saying to call the police are probably right. For sure have your GF call them if he freaks like at the front of your house again when you're not home. With that said, I'd piss pound anybody who tried to hurt my dog. Otherwise send me his address, I'll shit and piss on a piece of paper and mail it to him. Tape it shut so he can't smell anything, then when he opens it he'll grab the paper right away then be pissed when he opens it up quick and realizes he's holding a piece of paper full of shit and piss. Wouldn't be the first time I've ever done it.
                                                          LOL
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                                                          • Vinnie Paz
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-27-12
                                                            • 12177

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                            Big Bear I thought you were black? What's the matter with you?
                                                            Big bear is a disgrace. Smh @ this Fukkin thread. C'mon bruh, just when I started to have faith in your ass
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                                                            • Russian Rocket
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-02-12
                                                              • 43910

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by Vinnie Paz
                                                              Big bear is a disgrace. Smh @ this Fukkin thread. C'mon bruh, just when I started to have faith in your ass
                                                              I hear ya Vinnie
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                                                              • jtoler
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-17-13
                                                                • 30967

                                                                #66
                                                                Barking dogs are annoying especially when trying to sleep, might be time to put him down.
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                                                                • neme999
                                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                                  • 09-11-14
                                                                  • 41

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by greenhippo
                                                                  Take a shit on the hood of his car.
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                                                                  • recon1
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-13-12
                                                                    • 2579

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                                    he is white, ive never got a good look at him though.

                                                                    when i moved in he never introduced himself. I would have introduced myself but we got off on the wrong foot quick b/c he yelled at my dog on day 1.

                                                                    the reason i never got a good look at him is my fence is solid wood and about 6ft tall. so i only see his head popping over the fence to yell.

                                                                    he looks crazy though his hair looks like he stuck his finger in the socket and he looks strung out
                                                                    Be careful, Ive heard that white folk like to play this game called "Knock out" If your a person of color i'd be cautious of these people. You never know when your outside cleaning your car and next thing, your starring at his hush puppy shoes….never know.
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                                                                    • Killer_Demo
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-15-08
                                                                      • 8409

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by greenhippo
                                                                      I am severely protective of my pup. If a grown man ever yelled or threatened to hurt her I'd go fukking ape shit on him without holding back.
                                                                      Dont lie you would get on your knees snaggle-tooth. You trying to get tough =
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                                                                      • ColdBeerHere
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 03-25-11
                                                                        • 3626

                                                                        #70
                                                                        OP, so what ever happened ? Did you poop on his car ? Or mail him some ?
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