[BigDeem5]

When you eat a lot and don't workout.

[TheCentaur]

When your 5 year old says you should try on one of mommy's bras.

You probably have more boobs than the womens German beach volleyball team combined, those girls are flat

[TheCentaur]

You look at pictures from the bash and think to yourself, 'If I worked hard at it and lost some weight maybe I could look as good as those guys'

[TheCentaur]

You can't remember the last time you didn't clean your plate

[King Mayan]

When you walk up 4 stairs, you start breathing heavy.

[Chi_archie]

you play 1 on 2 vs, a couple first graders and barely squeak out a 4-5 win and almost throw up after a coughing fit

[TheCentaur]

You buy clothes based on comfort, not style

[Chi_archie]

you have to sit down to tie your shoes. this has happened to me a few times in recent years when I was really out of shape and heavy AND had just eaten alot

[TheCentaur]

Walking somewhere counts as exercise

[Chi_archie]

TTWarrior sees you at a fast food restaurant and he shakes his head in disgust

[Bigbill365]

when you breath heavy taking a shit

[King Mayan]

You buy clothes based on comfort, not style

I have this problem..

[CanuckG]

TTWarrior sees you at a fast food restaurant and he shakes his head in disgust

[Chi_archie]

Canuck, True story about you.....

one of those weird moments where you realized in REAL life, that you are on the forums TOO much...

I'm doing some paperwork tonight while my wife watches some american idol type show, and they mention Michael Buble and show him, and I look up and yell out "CanuckG!"

[TheCentaur]

You have to use a nasty public restroom but instead of trying to pull off a squat and poop you say fuk it and sit down

[ColdBeerHere]

you kneel down to grab something and tear cartilage in your knee.

[chipper]

you climb a flight of stairs and feel like you're going to puke...

[sickler]

this gets the best of you, in under 5 mins :



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[TheCentaur]

Your dog would rather lay on your stomach than his bed

[PAULYPOKER]

...you get winded taking a shower

...you almost choke yourself out tying your shoes

[PAULYPOKER]

...the waiter asks if anyone would care for dessert and everyone looks at you

[PAULYPOKER]

Finish this sentence: You know you're out of shape when...

every time you move a fart blows out your ass....

[PAULYPOKER]

you have to roll your self out of bed........

[PAULYPOKER]

you bust the toilet seat trying to wipe your ass...

[pouyasophy]

You wake up at 5 am and lift and do muscular enduracnce for 2 hours, then run 5 miles, then work on flexibility...oh wait, NOT in shape?

[Marv001]

You stretch to reach something and pull a muscle.

[robmpink]

It takes longer to stalk and kill people.

[Russian Rocket]

Your dog would rather lay on your stomach than his bed

and u mother fukker wanted to meet me in Sheremetevo? You better be made of steal mofo...

[TheCentaur]

and u mother fukker wanted to meet me in Sheremetevo? You better be made of steal mofo...

Well no, I was never flying into Sheremetyevo I am flying into Sankt Petersburg and it was you who wanted to meet me meanwhile you are in Mexico
I don't understand your video but I haven't understood much you've said yet. Why were you making faces behind the backs of that old guy and couple of girls I don't get it

Meanwhile this is a thread to joke about how you know when you're out of shape. For example you could say something like, "Papa John's called and they want their abs back" and everyone would laugh and have a good time, try to stay on topic man

[TheMetsSuck]

when you keep switching sex positions just to sneak in a quick breather

[easyliving]

when you have trouble going up 1 flight of stairs.

[pronk]

...when finished tying your shoes you ask yourself: what else can i do while I'm still down here.

[Russian Rocket]

Well no, I was never flying into Sheremetyevo I am flying into Sankt Petersburg and it was you who wanted to meet me meanwhile you are in Mexico
I don't understand your video but I haven't understood much you've said yet. Why were you making faces behind the backs of that old guy and couple of girls I don't get it

Meanwhile this is a thread to joke about how you know when you're out of shape. For example you could say something like, "Papa John's called and they want their abs back" and everyone would laugh and have a good time, try to stay on topic man

u don't need to understand my vid...all u have to worry about is that ur lights are still on after u land in St. Petes ....I would recommend that you prepair a few Russian jokes to keep me amused

[TheMoneyShot]

Your stomach is so big.... (when you look down...) you can't see your rooster.

[TheCentaur]

I would recommend that you prepair a few Russian jokes to keep me amused

Here's a russian joke

RussianRocket

end of joke

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