Tell me a joke and I'll reward you with 10 points if I laugh...

[The Giant]

Go.

[BigDeem5]

TTWarrior.

[BIGDAY]

Where can you find an ocean without water??





On a map.

[Smoke]

Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back

[fitguy67]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

[The Giant]

I'm not just giving away points here, boys. You're going to have to earn it.

I haven't even come close to laughing yet.

Not even a crack of a smile.

[easyliving]

A man goes to the doctor's.

"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."

[BIGDAY]

Mine was from a laughy taffey joke.

Giant, have a good night pal.

[The Giant]

A man goes to the doctor's.

"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."

Would have been funny, but your delivery was off.

You're supposed to say an OLD man went to the doctor.

No points for you.

[Smoke]

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little fukker is still trying to back out of your driveway

[The Giant]

Smokey the first to score.

[Wulfman14]

why was the blonde girl staring hard at the orange juice container ?

cuz the container said "concentrate"

[The Giant]

I'm going to reward Wulfy points just so he doesn't threaten to beat me to a bloody pulp.

[King Mayan]

Who sucks my brown nuts??

The giant.

I better win puto.

[Smoke]

A drunken Jew goes across the bar and breaks the chinaman's nose.
The chinaman asks "What was that for?"
The jew responds "That was for Pearl Harbor!"
"Pearl Harbor," responds the Chinaman "that wasn't Chinese that was Japanese!"
The jew retorts "Chinese, Japanese, Korean, your all the same to me."
Later the Chinaman busts the Jew in the mouth.
The Jew asks why,the response is "or the Titanic"
Jew replies "Titanic, that was an iceberg"
Chinaman retorts "Iceberg, greenberg 'goldberg

[The iron sheik]

How do you spot a jewish pedophile?

He's the one that says "hey little boy, would you like to buy some candy?"

[Wulfman14]

I'm going to reward Wulfy points just so he doesn't threaten to beat me to a bloody pulp.

first off i told you i aint like that anymore. ive taken yur advice and ignore the hate.
second come on that didnt make you even smile ?

[The Giant]

Who sucks my brown nuts??

The giant.

I better win puto.

No points for you, Hector.

[The Giant]

A drunken Jew goes across the bar and breaks the chinaman's nose.
The chinaman asks "What was that for?"
The jew responds "That was for Pearl Harbor!"
"Pearl Harbor," responds the Chinaman "that wasn't Chinese that was Japanese!"
The jew retorts "Chinese, Japanese, Korean, your all the same to me."
Later the Chinaman busts the Jew in the mouth.
The Jew asks why,the response is "or the Titanic"
Jew replies "Titanic, that was an iceberg"
Chinaman retorts "Iceberg, greenberg 'goldberg

Pretty funny, but if you're going to milk me for more points, it's going to have to be hilarious.

How do you spot a jewish pedophile?

He's the one that says "hey little boy, would you like to buy some candy?"

I like it. Good job.

first off i told you i aint like that anymore. ive taken yur advice and ignore the hate.
second come on that didnt make you even smile ?

I laughed, but I did hear it before.

[BigDeem5]

You know how wine is always making you have to run to urinate?

They made a new wine. Pinot More

[killawookie]

Want some good dirty one liners? Just youtube Jackie Martling.. classic

[pinnacle420]

laughter is the always the best medicine....... unless you have diarrhea....

[onemoregoal]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Seaweed]

Tail me in the NBA to unprecedented profits.

[pinnacle420]

I named my penis Batman.... bitches love it when the dark knight rises...

[swordsandtequila]

What does Snoop Dog use to launder his whites?

"Bleeotch"

[The Giant]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

This one is my favorite one so far.

[Seaweed]

The Giant, I'm still thinking of my joke. Hold on.

[daneblazer]

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling - I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

[Seaweed]

I named my penis Batman.... bitches love it when the dark knight rises...

Inappropriate.

[ThaTopMoron]

Go.

what kind of explosive does a T-Rex use?

dyno-mite!

[fitguy67]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Giant, that ain't the joke...just the set-up...

wanna know the punchline?

[pulledclear]

Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a Mexican chick?










You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

[Smoke]

Why wasn't Jesus born in China?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

[infamousbacardi]

How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?








She fits into your wife's clothes.