Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-29-22, 01:12 PM

If you’re black, you can make jokes about black people, if you’re disabled, you can make jokes about disabled people.

As long as you are part of the group you are making fun of, you get a free pass.
Anyways,
Two pedophiles walk into a bar…

**hubie69** · 11-29-22, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Tremendous bump by Wolfie

Reported for being the original poster

**hubie69** · 11-29-22, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Wolfie and Hubie are "Fly ME'S" most underrated posters by far.

Hey Diggity Dags, can you this?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">watch from this angle <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/9ujyW1jhVG">pic.twitter.com/9ujyW1jhVG</a></p>— Great Videos (@Enezator) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1597291341834514432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Magnificent ball work

**KVB** · 11-29-22, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Wolfie and Hubie are "Fly ME'S" most underrated posters by far.

Hey Diggity Dags, can you this?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">watch from this angle <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/9ujyW1jhVG">pic.twitter.com/9ujyW1jhVG</a></p>— Great Videos (@Enezator) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1597291341834514432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Believe it or not, I can do that, inlcuding behind the back throws. I'm actually a pretty good juggler.

All she's doing is one hand juggling, but with both hands at the same time. To be juggling you must have more things to juggle than you do hands juggling them.

In her case, she has two balls for one hand, this is the most common way to juggle 4 balls. Notice the same two balls are always juggled from the same hand.

To juggle 3 or 5 balls, she would be crossing over where each hand gets a touch of each ball.

You can learn this too. Pick up two balls or lemons in one hand, throw one up in the air and right before you catch it throw the other ball in the air. Only involve the original hand.

Notice that to add a third ball you simply throw the ball to the other hand and right before you catch it, you throw ball your holding back to the other hand. Notice, in this method of juggling, there is only one ball in the air at a time.

The other method of juggling 3 balls is to throw them in a circle, like you see in cartoons. In this method, there are 2 balls in the air at the same time while one is transferred between hands...

I used to juggle 3 lemons and catch one on the back of my neck, straighten up, and let it roll down my back and I could kick it with heel back up over my head to keep juggling.

That's actually easier to execute than juggling 5 balls. Which I can do, but not nearly as well.

Been a while since I've juggled in earnest, but it's a lot like riding a bike. I can pick up any three things and juggle them.

I can even juggle scarves, which could be the hardest things of all to juggle, even if it doesn't seem like it...

**DwightShrute** · 11-29-22, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Optional

What happened at the end??

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wait for it... <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/kcVc4Dk3Md">pic.twitter.com/kcVc4Dk3Md</a></p>— Fight Haven (@FightHaven) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/FightHaven/status/1597349621189079040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**DwightShrute** · 11-29-22, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Wolfie and Hubie are "Fly ME'S" most underrated posters by far.

Hey Diggity Dags, can you this?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">watch from this angle <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/9ujyW1jhVG">pic.twitter.com/9ujyW1jhVG</a></p>— Great Videos (@Enezator) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1597291341834514432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

cool

**DwightShrute** · 11-29-22, 04:13 PM

**stevenash** · 11-29-22, 04:20 PM

Ally just got back from running errands and she asked me "did we win"?
I told her "Yes, we beat those Sand Niggazs 1-0"
Ally gave me a dirty look, so I asked her, "What, I can't say 'sand' any longer"?

(it's a joke people, a joke)

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-29-22, 04:23 PM

KVB be like…

**stevenash** · 11-29-22, 04:32 PM

Who wants firecracker chicken?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-29-22, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Who wants firecracker chicken?

**stevenash** · 11-29-22, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

If you’re black, you can make jokes about black people, if you’re disabled, you can make jokes about disabled people.

As long as you are part of the group you are making fun of, you get a free pass.
Anyways,
Two pedophiles walk into a bar…

It's always funny until the joke is about you.

**stevenash** · 11-29-22, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Thar shit is so good.

**stevenash** · 11-29-22, 04:55 PM

Diggity Dags?

Would you tap Jelly Clarkson?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-29-22, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Diggity Dags?

Would you tap Jelly Clarkson?

**jackpot269** · 11-29-22, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Ally just got back from running errands and she asked me "did we win"?
I told her "Yes, we beat those Sand Niggazs 1-0"
Ally gave me a dirty look, so I asked her, "What, I can't say 'sand' any longer"?

(it's a joke people, a joke)

Camel jockey

**stevenash** · 11-29-22, 06:00 PM

^
More accurate and pc
Yes

Is this Marvel again?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dog meets puppy for the first time...�� <a href="https://t.co/lYSV8hsxuR">pic.twitter.com/lYSV8hsxuR</a></p>— ��o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) <a href="https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1597554716967305216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 29, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-30-22, 09:57 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">He pretends to be tired so they can lift him up <a href="https://t.co/NojPm0LG3x">pic.twitter.com/NojPm0LG3x</a></p>— Puppies �� (@puppiesheavens) <a href="https://twitter.com/puppiesheavens/status/1597657238960713728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 29, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**jackpot269** · 11-30-22, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

If you’re black, you can make jokes about black people, if you’re disabled, you can make jokes about disabled people.

As long as you are part of the group you are making fun of, you get a free pass.
Anyways,
Two pedophiles walk into a bar…

He converted for the jokes

**DwightShrute** · 11-30-22, 11:14 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Heads ��<a href="https://t.co/fyuBvlB9PA">pic.twitter.com/fyuBvlB9PA</a></p>— ExtremeSportLocks (@LocksExtreme) <a href="https://twitter.com/LocksExtreme/status/1597090032212668416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**stevenash** · 11-30-22, 11:14 AM

This offends me as a comedian.

**DwightShrute** · 11-30-22, 11:38 AM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-30-22, 11:48 AM

Ske knows too

**KVB** · 11-30-22, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

^
More accurate and pc
Yes

Is this Marvel again?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dog meets puppy for the first time...�� <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/lYSV8hsxuR">pic.twitter.com/lYSV8hsxuR</a></p>— ��o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1597554716967305216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >November 29, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 11-30-22, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

I’d rather eat at an ‘Oysters’ than a ‘Hooters’ - how come nobody’s started that?!?!

**stevenash** · 11-30-22, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

I’d rather eat at an ‘Oysters’ than a ‘Hooters’ - how come nobody’s started that?!?!

I broke all the rules when I worked at Hooters — people were shocked

https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/i-broke-all-the-rules-when-i-worked-at-hooters-people-were-shocked/

**KVB** · 11-30-22, 12:23 PM

Feelin' some Bobby today.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-30-22, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

I’d rather eat at an ‘Oysters’ than a ‘Hooters’ - how come nobody’s started that?!?!

It would probably be difficult to serve food in the uniform.

**KVB** · 11-30-22, 12:39 PM

In community news, I recently became the treasurer of an education foundation tied to the high school. It's been a good organization but with COVID and since it's had some trouble getting involvement. I'm here to help turn that around and raise community awareness, assets, and money.

Holding a fundraiser tonight. I created a budget and tied it to a calendar of events this and will make one for next. There's a new secretary along with me, looks like she'll put in a lot of time and effort, and that's awesome. We aren't the only involved, but we are the only two board members at the moment, that's how skeletal it is.

Here's to meeting the budget goal I set for tonight. I have an "open ended" spot in the budget in the sholarship section, for now, so any extra translates to bigger or even more scholarships at the end of the year.

Wish us luck tonight. This is a small concession type and souvenir sales fundraiser, but I consider these events essential. Probably going to organize a giant silent auction/dinner for the spring, could bring a ton of scholarship money there.

Of all the budgets I've worked with over the years in the community, within the school system, and even with the bud growing operations, this will be the smallest by far. Going to try to grow the shit out of this thing. That fundraiser in the spring might double the existing operating budget by itself.

We'll see. One event of at a time. Wish us luck. The more we raise, the more we give back to the students.

**jackpot269** · 11-30-22, 12:42 PM

Raquel Welch and the Pope on a life boat..yada yada yada, those aren't buoys

**Bostongambler** · 11-30-22, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by jackpot269

Raquel Welch and the Pope on a life boat..yada yada yada, those aren't buoys

Ohhhh Raquel Welch. Cat fight. Meeeooowwew!

**stevenash** · 11-30-22, 01:51 PM

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 11-30-22, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/i-brok...-were-shocked/

“Yeah, you’re a young, nubile, 20-year-old with nice t!ts and a hard body willing to work at Hooters?!?!

We’ll look the other way on the pink hair and neon eye shadow…..”

~ Sincerely, Hooters management and customers…..

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-30-22, 03:13 PM

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 11-30-22, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

My rising boner was nervous for a second…..

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