Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

[Fidel_CashFlow]

This thread is just as good as anal.
Maybe even better.

buTTpLuGz

[Fidel_CashFlow]

This thread is just as good as anal.
Maybe even better.

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RESPeKT HIS NaME!¡!

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Fellas, meet Marvel, the newest family member of the Diggity household.

Meet the newest of our CashFlow family

his names Fister . Say Hi , Fister !!

[Fidel_CashFlow]

You gonna use Ranch dressing?

Or A-1 steak sauce?

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I'm

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[Fidel_CashFlow]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Meet the newest of our CashFlow family

his names Fister . Say Hi , Fister !!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

So I wake up this morning and Marvel is whimpering in her crate.

I check the crate and there’s no Peepees or doodoos. What a good girl.

I take her to the backyard, she walks down the two steps and didn’t even make it to the grass. She just blasted piss all over the concrete. She had a full bladder. But at least she did it outside. What a good girl.

I let her back inside she eats a little puppy food and the motherfukker does a Doodoo right on my hardwood floor.

I cleaned it up, I make a cup of coffee, sit down and the only thing I can think of is “Did Fidels eat those sweet cheeks last night???”

[stevenash]

So I wake up this morning and Marvel is whimpering in her crate.

I check the crate and there’s no Peepees or doodoos. What a good girl.

I take her to the backyard, she walks down the two steps and didn’t even make it to the grass. She just blasted piss all over the concrete. She had a full bladder. But at least she did it outside. What a good girl.

I let her back inside she eats a little puppy food and the motherfukker does a Doodoo right on my hardwood floor.

I cleaned it up, I make a cup of coffee, sit down and the only thing I can think of is “Did Fidels eat those sweet cheeks last night???”

Welcome to our world.
And I wouldn't want it any other way.

When Zippy (The Late Great Dude) was a pup we had to crate him when both of us were out.
Zippy HATED the crate so much that when I came up the condo entrance driveway 100 feet away after work I heard him crying "Get me out of this thing".
When got in Zippy (The Late Great Dude) had already ate halfway thought the crate bars.
Get used to that Daggles, they don't like the crate, and they'll let you know it.

Just wait, you haven't even experienced the 'protest poops' yet.
You know, when they poop the floor the second you go away.
"Daddy went out? I'll show him, I'll poop right here just to tell him I don't like it when Daddy went out"

Or my favorite protest poop.
The protest kitchen floor poop.
That's Cooper's way (and he's 100 years old now and still pooping, too legit to quit I say) "Daddy's making bacon burgers and he's not offering me up any, I'll show him what I think of that, I'll poop right here on the kitchen floor when he turns his back"
Then I turn back to what I was doing and "SPLAT"
I can't verify this but I do believe Copper is laughing as I step in his protest poop.
I'm like "COOPER"!

And Tessie Dog, for a big little dog she's stealth.
I'd be at the stove cooking up whatever, I'll turn around and trip over her, you never knew she was there investigating what I'm cooking up.

Yeah our dogs are on the big side, know why?
Because they always win.
By always, I mean always.

God Bless them.

Cooper and Zippy as itty bitty pups.
This is from early 2006, 16 years ago
(God I'm old)

*not for nothing, my money is on Fideles got the sweet cheeks, he's a slippery one that Fideles is.


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[DiggityDaggityDo]

She’s done 90% of her shits and pisses out back in the yard so far.

She gets a treat every time she blasts the grass with piss or shit, and she loves the treats, so hopefully she’s learning.

As for the crate, it’s big and I keep her food and water in there and leave the door open all day, so she goes in and out with no issues. She’s even went into the crate for a nap on her own. I only locked her in overnight so far. And that’s so she doesn’t interact with the cats too much while us humans sleep since she still has ringworm.

[stevenash]

^
Marvel is off to an amazing start in life.
Just have that ringworm monitored by vet professionals, she'll be just fine.

We've had the same vet for 18 years almost, the guy (Dr. Reid) is the best in the business in our area.
He's a miracle worker.
His daughter runs that show now, she's outstanding too.
She scolded me once to quit feeding Cooper so much.
I listened, I did, and I'm glad I did.

A good vet is pricey, but pay it.
A good vet is hard to find and some of them are in it only for the money, but I'd say a big majority of them is in it for the love of creatures.

[hubie69]

So I wake up this morning and Marvel is whimpering in her crate.

I check the crate and there’s no Peepees or doodoos. What a good girl.

I take her to the backyard, she walks down the two steps and didn’t even make it to the grass. She just blasted piss all over the concrete. She had a full bladder. But at least she did it outside. What a good girl.

I let her back inside she eats a little puppy food and the motherfukker does a Doodoo right on my hardwood floor.

I cleaned it up, I make a cup of coffee, sit down and the only thing I can think of is “Did Fidels eat those sweet cheeks last night???”

2 cats over here and neither one has ever missed the litter box. I should probably STFU as it'll happen for sure today now....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

2 cats over here and neither one has ever missed the litter box. I should probably STFU as it'll happen for sure today now....

I’m just waiting for Marvel to discover the kitty litter boxes and those sweet chocolate munchies in there.

That’s going to be fun.

[stevenash]

I’m just waiting for Marvel to discover the kitty litter boxes and those sweet chocolate munchies in there.

That’s going to be fun.

You're catching on quick.
You're life just changed.
FOR THE BETTER

[hubie69]

I’m just waiting for Marvel to discover the kitty litter boxes and those sweet chocolate munchies in there.

That’s going to be fun.

Those toosie rolls are hard to resist.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I’m so jealous of everybody in here and they’re cool dogs. All we have is a jittery, gassy Chihuahua that growls at me every morning when I leave for work. We ‘inherited’ this devil-thing when my Mother-In-Law passed away a few years ago and my wife felt it was her (readur) duty to take it in. Can’t even leave it outside unattended, for fear that a hawk or something could fly off with it…..


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[hubie69]

I’m so jealous of everybody in here and they’re cool dogs. All we have is a jittery, gassy Chihuahua that growls at me every morning when I leave for work. We ‘inherited’ this devil-thing when my Mother-In-Law passed away a few years ago and my wife felt it was her (readur) duty to take it in. Can’t even leave it outside unattended, for fear that a hawk or something could fly off with it…..


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Props for giving the pooch a home though.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m so jealous of everybody in here and they’re cool dogs. All we have is a jittery, gassy Chihuahua that growls at me every morning when I leave for work. We ‘inherited’ this devil-thing when my Mother-In-Law passed away a few years ago and my wife felt it was her (readur) duty to take it in. Can’t even leave it outside unattended, for fear that a hawk or something could fly off with it…..


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I had a chihuahua that looked like this many many many years ago.

Little fukker was super attached to me. Those Chihuahuas seem to get very attached to ONE person and fuk everybody else.

Mine had an issue with seizures and ultimately ended up dying from one of them.

[BrickJames]

Ha!

[stevenash]

I’m so jealous of everybody in here and they’re cool dogs. All we have is a jittery, gassy Chihuahua that growls at me every morning when I leave for work. We ‘inherited’ this devil-thing when my Mother-In-Law passed away a few years ago and my wife felt it was her (readur) duty to take it in. Can’t even leave it outside unattended, for fear that a hawk or something could fly off with it…..


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Two words.

Bay Bee

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I had a chihuahua that looked like this many many many years ago.

Little fukker was super attached to me. Those Chihuahuas seem to get very attached to ONE person and fuk everybody else.

Mine had an issue with seizures and ultimately ended up dying from one of them.

She LOVES my wife, 'tolerates' me to a certain extent. It's already had a couple of seizures, we narrowed it down to sodium, so it can't really do much flavored things. Boiled chicken, hard boiled egg yolks (won't eat the white part), and my wife makes her own 'jerky treats' with super-thin strips of beef in the oven at 200 degrees for like an hour and a half (she'll make plain for the dog & teriyaki ones for me).....

[BeatTheJerk]

I’m so jealous of everybody in here and they’re cool dogs. All we have is a jittery, gassy Chihuahua that growls at me every morning when I leave for work. We ‘inherited’ this devil-thing when my Mother-In-Law passed away a few years ago and my wife felt it was her (readur) duty to take it in. Can’t even leave it outside unattended, for fear that a hawk or something could fly off with it…..


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I hate those small f u c k e r s, ankle biting possessed little shits.

[svsooner]

Hey Fly Me crew, I just took Jamar Chase anytime TD for +120 for more than I should've, now it's time to sweat...

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I hate those small f u c k e r s, ankle biting possessed little shits.

Agreed

Making some game-day BBQ chicken & bacon jalapeño poppers…..

Fawk You, J.J.



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[Bostongambler]

Those look awesome

[BeatTheJerk]

Agreed

Making some game-day BBQ chicken & bacon jalapeño poppers…..

Fawk You, J.J.



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This guy knows how to put together some shit.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I hate those small f u c k e r s, ankle biting possessed little shits.

Jerky, you might enjoy this thread from 11+ years ago:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/514837-chihuahuas-dangerous.html

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Agreed

Making some game-day BBQ chicken & bacon jalapeño poppers…..

Fawk You, J.J.



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Nice!

I’ll bring the beer

[pablo222]

So I wake up this morning and Marvel is whimpering in her crate.

I check the crate and there’s no Peepees or doodoos. What a good girl.

I take her to the backyard, she walks down the two steps and didn’t even make it to the grass. She just blasted piss all over the concrete. She had a full bladder. But at least she did it outside. What a good girl.

I let her back inside she eats a little puppy food and the motherfukker does a Doodoo right on my hardwood floor.

I cleaned it up, I make a cup of coffee, sit down and the only thing I can think of is “Did Fidels eat those sweet cheeks last night???”

spend a little extra time out there
sometimes they drop back to back deuces.
Make sure to give her a quick cheer after.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

spend a little extra time out there
sometimes they drop back to back deuces.
Make sure to give her a quick cheer after.

She gets a cheer and a small treat for every piss/poop in the backyard.

I’ve been leaving her out longer but it was
Cold as fuk this morning at 6am and I didn’t want her to freeze.

She’s doing alright.

[stevenash]

Agreed

Making some game-day BBQ chicken & bacon jalapeño poppers…..

Fawk You, J.J.



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That's what I'm talking about.

Well played sir.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

That's what I'm talking about.

Well played sir.

Titans mushed me out, but we’ve got BBQ chicken/Lavash flatbread pizzas to dry our tears. BBQ chicken & sauce, fresh cilantro, homemade pickled jalapeño slices, carmelized red onion…..



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