A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw Nasher walking past.
She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, "Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?"
Nasher said, "But I won't be able to..."
Prostitute: "C'mon man.... give it a try... "
Nasher says okay. They go in. Nasher whips out his dick and penetrates the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.
When he's done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, "But you said you won't be able to...."
"...pay you." replied Nasher.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#132971
Nasher???????????????????
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132972
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#132973
Nasher maybe tell the Ho to sign up here so you can send her some betpoints????
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132974
Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
Nasher maybe tell the Ho to sign up here so you can send her some betpoints????
Biter pay attention.
Tessie swiped Nasher’s betpoints behind his back.
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65188
#132975
Honest opinion KVB, what do you think of this four minute performance.
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65188
#132976
Originally posted by KVB
Nasher???????????????????
I'm here, the chili I'm whippin' up in the cosina needed some attention.
Slow heat is the best way to cook up chili beans
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132977
Originally posted by stevenash
I'm here, the chili I'm whippin' up in the cosina needed some attention.
Slow heat is the best way to cook up chili beans
Check last post on previous page you dirty dog you
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#132978
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Biter pay attention.
Tessie swiped Nasher’s betpoints behind his back.
I'm sorry, my bad, I missed that... apologies.
Ok, well... Nasher WAS the beneficiary of services rendered, so, maybe Tessie repays the Ho by going all DOGARAMA on the Ho, a la Linda Lovelace?
I never read anything in the COVID thread, literally nothing. A post by Kraken or two, I skip every other post. Mostly because every other poster in there is an idiot.
But it's fun to post there. Don't have to read to know you're under the skin of all those guys.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#132987
Ok, so what's the deal. Am I posting the KVB NBA Contrarian Fund or not this season?
Just in case, the KVB NBA Contrarian Fund has picked up...
I made sides, but tripped on the stairs on the way over.
Fuk
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132991
Originally posted by KVB
I made sides, but tripped on the stairs on the way over.
Fuk
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BeatTheJerk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-19-07
31794
#132992
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Pork chops are ready, fellas.
Anybody make any sides???
I slow cook my chops in beef broth, but those look mighty good. I can’t have a grill in my condominium, fuckin’ sucks.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132993
Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
I slow cook my chops in beef broth, but those look mighty good. I can’t have a grill in my condominium, fuckin’ sucks.
I had em on the smoker.
Then reverse seared on the grill after.
KVB fukked up the sides, so we just have MEAT
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#132994
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
... so we just have MEAT
goddamm you, Daggers. Don't you know that the new algorithm now *pings* light-in-the-loafers SBR posters whenever it "AI's" certain word combinations like you wrote, above.
Cuz of YOU... expect to see ttwarrior showing up here for the first time verrry soon.
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tommir99
SBR Wise Guy
04-17-13
914
#132995
Originally posted by KVB
I made sides, but tripped on the stairs on the way over.
Fuk
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132996
Oh wow
TOMMIR showed up
Biter??? The fuk is going on???
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#132997
Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
goddamm you, Daggers. Don't you know that the new algorithm now *pings* light-in-the-loafers SBR posters whenever it "AI's" certain word combinations like you wrote, above.
Cuz of YOU... expect to see ttwarrior showing up here for the first time verrry soon.
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#132998
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Oh wow
TOMMIR showed up
Biter??? The fuk is going on???
You can connect the dots, daggers. Nomsayin????
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81454
#132999
Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
You can connect the dots, daggers. Nomsayin????
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#133000
Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
You can connect the dots, daggers. Nomsayin????
At first I was like "who"
I think he means that tommir poster, who can't speak english very well.
That guy is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Haven't read a post by him in weeks, he was one of if not the lowest levels of understanding when it comes to the Kung Flu.
After weeks of him repeating the same fake news and info, I realized he was hopeless. A poster to skip over in the Kung Flu thread for sure.
Now they are all posters to skip over...
Hopefully it's just an english thing, hard believe someone could be that dumb.