Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

[Auto Donk]

Yo Fidels…

You want me to send her your way to make you feel better?

I wish I had dove into a pig like that just once.... simply to say I'd done it and to see if I could jam my entire head up her gash......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

nice, but those ribs at the top look all crooked and whacked out of shape..... did you pick that roadkill pig up on Capitol of Texas Highway?

Ranch to Market 2222

You were close!

[Auto Donk]

Ranch to Market 2222

You were close!

dude, I used to bang, long ago, a babe who lived in Leander, and I drove that road when it used to be totally undeveloped for the most part every time we went into Austin to party.... used to pull over and nail her on the side of mount bonnell as well.... miracle I didn't die on that mother fukker......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

dude, I used to bang, long ago, a babe who lived in Leander, and I drove that road when it used to be totally undeveloped for the most part every time we went into Austin to party.... used to pull over and nail her on the side of mount bonnell as well.... miracle I didn't die on that mother fukker......

I looked at houses up in Leander. You get more bang for your buck up there.

But fuk that, I don’t want to live in BFE.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Auto Donk]

I looked at houses up in Leander. You get more bang for your buck up there.

But fuk that, I don’t want to live in BFE.

this hot little piece of ass was head cheerleader at Leander High, and I was a freshman at A&M..... took her virginity at a&m, dated her for a year.....

looked her up on facebook a min ago..... like the fournier sisters, she hasn't aged as well as I would have thought...... looks like someone bounced a few lone star bottles off her head along her journey in life........

I still have some old fashioned (ie, regular camera nikon 35mm shit) nudes of her, that I had to have a friend who worked at heb develop b/c they were so f'n graphic..... I'd probably jerk off to one of em right now just b/c it's been three decades or so since Ive seen em....

but I think I know what box they are in......

[KVB]

SF grand slam tonight a bit of how it's brought and tonight, on many fronts, could represent the last demoralizing part of this years shakeout. Or better yet, the first shakeout of this year.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Still pussed about 16 point blown lead....

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Pissed*

buzzing

[KVB]

NBA can be such a bitch like that.

I think I'm going for the hot shower, maybe refresh to handle some shit or maybe end up passing out.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Just a sore loser ...
You could tell I had a feeling they
we're going to collapse or I wouldn't
of posted about it at halftime lol

[KVB]

On the second set of this debating just how late to push the work here.

Been straight listening to this while working, have the light levels low, coming through the soundbar...

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I’m still standing too MFer

[hubie69]

I’m still standing too MFer

[hubie69]

Fidel blew up the chicken man in Philly last night...

[hubie69]

Welp… it’s time to eat and hit the sack.

Feel free to ship some of those up to Iowa....Just sayin.

[hubie69]

Damnit Diggity, those ribs look amazing.

[stevenash]

Welp… it’s time to eat and hit the sack.

Damn,

Manny belched, Nasher farted, and Tessie dog drooled all at the same time just looking at the pic.

So good you don't even want to eat it but just look at it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Damnit Diggity, those ribs look amazing.

Damn,

Manny belched, Nasher farted, and Tessie dog drooled all at the same time just looking at the pic.

So good you don't even want to eat it but just look at it.

I couldn’t help myself… I ate some.

Good morning, fellas.

What’s on the agenda today?

Hubie? You wearing a plaid shirt today?

[hubie69]

Hubie? You wearing a plaid shirt today?

Diggity, I'm deeply hurt you even need to ask that. DEEPLY HURT AND OFFENDED!!







Agenda today involves some new sites, some new clients, moving some shit around some servers today, need to figure out a routing issue upstream from us, having an idea for NCAAF I need to lay some foundation for today DB wise.......

Just a busy day here Diggity. Diggity what's on your agenda today?

[stevenash]

I couldn’t help myself… I ate some.

Good morning, fellas.

What’s on the agenda today?

Hubie? You wearing a plaid shirt today?

Hi Daggles.







I'm wearing nothing Dags.
That's hot, isn't it?

Dags, Hubie?
Coffee?

You pal Nasher needs another cup.
Ally says "Oh no you don't Bill"

Shhh, be very very quiet, KVB and Tessie dog are sleeping.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Was supposed to go paddleboard Monday in the river but that got canceled, so going today.

It’s Supposed to be another hot day so no doubt there will be a sunburn in my future.

I will also make time today to eat some leftover ribs.

Probably lose a little cash on sports betting as well.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nasher?

Do you prefer to poop while full nude?

[hubie69]

Hi Daggles.

Dags, Hubie?
Coffee?

Way ahead of you.

It’s Supposed to be another hot day so no doubt there will be a sunburn in my future.

Daggles it's starting to cool down a bit up here. Jeebus though my lawn needs some rain

[stevenash]

Nasher?

Do you prefer to poop while full nude?

Who doesn't?

True stroy, absolute no bullshit.

Last night during halftime of the game I go to the kitchen to slap together a sammy.
I cut one, it wasn't a planned fart it just came out.

Debbie (also watching the game in the next room on the big screen) chuckles and says to me "I wonder if you farted into a glass container, sealed it, would the smell still be there if you unsealed the bottle a week later"

Ally (my wife) in her little getaway room says "ewe, WTF are you guys talking about, and he starts laughing"

1) You gotta love chicks that love farts and fart humor
2) Proving the age old comedic formula fart=funny and dwarfs=funny
3) It's always laugh riot at casa de Nasher

Open question?
Would the stink still be in the bottle?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Why does Donker have a Florida plate???

[DiggityDaggityDo]

One of the scariest things in the world:

Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea

[hubie69]

[stevenash]

One of the scariest things in the world:

Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea

The wet fart syndrome.
I'm familiar with that phenomenon.

[hubie69]

Nasher, it depends on the seal on the bottle. I would assume that bottle would still stink?

Unless it's a wet fart. Then 100% would stink still after a week.

As to pooping full nude, never tried it.

[stevenash]

As to pooping full nude, never tried it.

You have no idea what you're missing.

Fideles hasn't even made 60 picks yet in his very own contest.
Dags? What's up with that?

[hubie69]

You're kicking back watching a game.

You have the following snacks available, which one do you choose?

o. Cheese and Crackers
o. Mixed nuts, the good shit, not the 95% peanuts bullshit with 1 cashew hiding at the bottom
o. Buffalo chicken dip, your choice of item to dip into it
o. Chips with salsa, guac, and queso
o. Nachos
o. Veggie Tray

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You're kicking back watching a game.

You have the following snacks available, which one do you choose?

o. Cheese and Crackers
o. Mixed nuts, the good shit, not the 95% peanuts bullshit with 1 cashew hiding at the bottom
o. Buffalo chicken dip, your choice of item to dip into it
o. Chips with salsa, guac, and queso
o. Nachos
o. Veggie Tray

Why is this snack not on the menu?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You have no idea what you're missing.

Fideles hasn't even made 60 picks yet in his very own contest.
Dags? What's up with that?

If Fidels was in front of me right now I’d be like…

[stevenash]

Why is this snack not on the menu?

Perfect example where teeny-tiny milkers can be sexier than tug boat mlkers.