Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 09:18 AM

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What he said, but what's going on with that nose?

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by wolfmanmeadows

you're just jealous your podcasts will never get as many listens as the queen

If it does first thing I'll buy is a condo in Tahiti.

**hubie69** · 06-15-21, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

If it does first thing I'll buy is a condo in Tahiti.

Is this an SBR hosted podcast? I'm out of the loop

**wolfmanmeadows** · 06-15-21, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

If it does first thing I'll buy is a condo in Tahiti.

you still need to land the at&t deal though to truly match her. although not sure you'd be able to handle working with Lily, you might be too distracted by her uhh.....
screenwriting!

maybe Cooper can get a commercial deal

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by hubie69

Is this an SBR hosted podcast? I'm out of the loop

No, a private joint business venture with a friend of mine who works in MLB.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 10:19 AM

Penis flytrap?

**KVB** · 06-15-21, 10:35 AM

Reported

**KVB** · 06-15-21, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by wolfmanmeadows

you using averaged closing lines for those graphs?

don't be hatin on the queen, she's getting hers

Pinny closers for those graphs.

I wasn’t hatin’ on the queen I was just messing around with Att.

But damn that sure does sound like queen Latifah in those commercials.

It’s almost like they were going for Queen Latifah but settled for just OK.

**jackpot269** · 06-15-21, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by hubie69

You are absolutely right man. That's my bad.

Congrats my 5k posting brother!

I didn't do a good job saying what I meant in that post. should have said 'don't know how I missed telling you congrats on 5k' !! I didn't mean for it to sound like I needed a congrats sorry about that buddy!!

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 11:07 AM

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Hey Jackpot.

Kudo's on 5k man.

**hubie69** · 06-15-21, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by jackpot269

I didn't do a good job saying what I meant in that post. should have said 'don't know how I missed telling you congrats on 5k' !! I didn't mean for it to sound like I needed a congrats sorry about that buddy!!

You didn't need to tell me for me to know you needed a congrats!

**hubie69** · 06-15-21, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

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Hey Jackpot.

Kudo's on 5k man.

Reported

**KVB** · 06-15-21, 11:10 AM

Somebody up in here needs a congrats, you don't need to tell me.

Congrats to everyone!!

**KVB** · 06-15-21, 11:14 AM

Starting the day in my office off with a fat bowl and this...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Somebody up in here needs a congrats, you don't need to tell me.

Congrats to everyone!!

Thank you KVB

**jackpot269** · 06-15-21, 11:16 AM

**KVB** · 06-15-21, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Thank you KVB

Good morning DDD, hope you got some coffee, or hot cocoa...

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Somebody up in here needs a congrats, you don't need to tell me.

Congrats to everyone!!

What did I do?

**jackpot269** · 06-15-21, 11:25 AM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Good morning DDD, hope you got some coffee, or hot cocoa...

Hot damn… working on it

**jackpot269** · 06-15-21, 11:34 AM

thanks for the congrats everyone !! this is for yall!!

**Bostongambler** · 06-15-21, 11:34 AM

The top girl seems hot. The bottom one seems fat.

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by jackpot269

thanks for the congrats everyone !! this is for yall!!

Do you think there was some, um, post taping carpet munching going on afterwards?
And if so, who was the 'top'?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

The top girl seems hot. The bottom one seems fat.

She must not work out

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 11:37 AM

That’ll teach him

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 11:39 AM

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Jalapenos on eggs?
What's the problem?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

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Jalapenos on eggs?
What's the problem?

Maybe he doesn’t live olives?

**Bostongambler** · 06-15-21, 11:52 AM

Word on the street is he doesn’t like hot dog rolls.

**jackpot269** · 06-15-21, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Do you think there was some, um, post taping carpet munching going on afterwards?
And if so, who was the 'top'?

Im sure they had dinner at the Y afterwards!! Then tossing and turning all night long!!

**hubie69** · 06-15-21, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Maybe he doesn’t live olives?

Then he fukked up. I live that olive lifestyle erryday

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Maybe he doesn’t live olives?

Who? Who doesn't like olives?

I like my olives like all my women, Greek and black.

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 12:13 PM

Tessie dog smelled by tuna sandwich in my office from my wife's bedroom, anvil headed her way in here using her little Tessie dog anvil head, looked at me with those big brown Tessie eyes that'll make any man's heart stand still as if to say "Daddy, I want some tuna also"
I explained to Tessie dog she can't have people food tuna. I went to pee, I come back and what do I see? Tessie dog leaving my office with the paper plate the tuna fish was on in her little Tessie mouth.

That pup isn't just smart, she's sneaky smart.
Not just sneaky smart, Daggles sneaky smart.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 12:14 PM

**stevenash** · 06-15-21, 12:21 PM

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**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-15-21, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Tessie dog smelled by tuna sandwich in my office from my wife's bedroom, anvil headed her way in here using her little Tessie dog anvil head, looked at me with those big brown Tessie eyes that'll make any man's heart stand still as if to say "Daddy, I want some tuna also"
I explained to Tessie dog she can't have people food tuna. I went to pee, I come back and what do I see? Tessie dog leaving my office with the paper plate the tuna fish was on in her little Tessie mouth.

That pup isn't just smart, she's sneaky smart.
Not just sneaky smart, Daggles sneaky smart.

You gotta be smarter than the thief.

My brother once had a roommate who would always steal my brother’s oreo cookies while my brother was at work or sleeping.

He wouldn’t steal the whole bag, but every now and then he’d take 4 or 5 cookies thinking my brother wouldn’t notice.

So one day my brother twists off one cookie end of a few cookies and puts a few drops if Da Bomb hot sauce in each one, puts the tops back on and puts the cookies back in the bag.

Now I don’t know if you’ve ever had Da Bomb, but let me tell you that shit is HOT AS FAWK. Like HOTTER THAN HOT AS FAWK.

Let’s just say that there was only ONE more cookie theft incident and then it never happened again.

You gotta be smarter than the thief.