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  • stevenash
    Moderator
    • 01-17-11
    • 65387

    #111336
    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
    I’d shit on the kitchen floor too if Nasher left me.

    Just sayin

    Hell, I'd shit on my kitchen floor if my wife let me.
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    • stevek173
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #111337
      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
      <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/DistinctLoneGrouper' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1316'></iframe><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://gfycat.com/discover/lana-rhoades-gifs">from Lana Rhoades GIFs</a></p>
      This is a win
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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27598

        #111338
        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
        <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/DistinctLoneGrouper' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1316'></iframe><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://gfycat.com/discover/lana-rhoades-gifs">from Lana Rhoades GIFs</a></p>
        I nominate this for post of the millenium.
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #111339
          Nominated your nomination comment
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #111340
            Originally posted by stevenash
            So...

            I'm channel surfing the cable to catch up on all the latest news, sports, and weather.

            Stopped off at the Weather Channel, the weather babe was wearing a tight ass pants suit will heels.

            Is there anything hotter than a nerdy hot science geek rocking the skank look.

            I think not.
            I must have the shitty weather channel

            Some balding dude talking about snow in Minnesota
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #111341


              Lol

              I am SO drunk

              SO stoned

              And everything?

              I won it or people gave it to me.
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #111342
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                • stevenash
                  Moderator
                  • 01-17-11
                  • 65387

                  #111343
                  ^
                  You know what's just as bad as pics of a tattooed skank?

                  Pics of babes holding a cell phone taking a selfie.

                  It's been done to death.
                  It's been done a million times before

                  YAWN
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #111344
                    Originally posted by stevenash
                    ^
                    You know what's just as bad as pics of a tattooed skank?

                    Pics of babes holding a cell phone taking a selfie.

                    It's been done to death.
                    It's been done a million times before

                    YAWN
                    But would you let her shit on your floor?
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                    • Da Manster!
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-13-07
                      • 17720

                      #111345
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      But would you let her shit on your floor?
                      yes, and then grab her by the hair and rub her face in it!......they say 7 out of 10 women in this country are battered every day...I prefer mine plain!....
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                      • stevenash
                        Moderator
                        • 01-17-11
                        • 65387

                        #111346
                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                        But would you let her shit on your floor?
                        Not only can she shit on my floo9r she can fart in my face.
                        All night long.
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #111347


                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                          <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/DistinctLoneGrouper' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1316'></iframe>
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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74817

                            #111348
                            Originally posted by Da Manster!
                            ...they say 7 out of 10 women in this country are battered every day...I prefer mine plain!....


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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #111349
                              Manster for the first time in ages Tulane isn't in the Tech Value Fund.

                              But they aren't a bad be today. A lot of other metics not used in the Tech Fund are starting to line up.

                              Same team, just different reasons to get them now.

                              I have not pulled the trigger but that line is definitely going to drop.

                              I think.
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #111350
                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                yes, and then grab her by the hair and rub her face in it!......they say 7 out of 10 women in this country are battered every day...I prefer mine plain!....
                                If a woman gets battered by her alcoholic husband, is she beer battered???
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                                • KVB
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-29-14
                                  • 74817

                                  #111351
                                  Originally posted by stevenash
                                  So....

                                  I had to run up the street real fast for some milk and (pardon the crappy pun) as sure as shit when I walked in I noticed Cooper "The Wonder Dog" left me a big steaming pile of protest dog poop.

                                  He does frequently, that's his way of saying "Daddy went out without telling me, I'll teach him, I'll just lay a pile of turds right here, maybe next time he'll remember to take me along"

                                  You know why dogs can shit on kitchen floors?
                                  Because they can.
                                  Protest pooping is all the rage these days...

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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #111352
                                    Poopalosi 2020

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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #111353
                                      What's she making there?


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                                      • Da Manster!
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-13-07
                                        • 17720

                                        #111354
                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                        Manster for the first time in ages Tulane isn't in the Tech Value Fund.

                                        But they aren't a bad be today. A lot of other metics not used in the Tech Fund are starting to line up.

                                        Same team, just different reasons to get them now.

                                        I have not pulled the trigger but that line is definitely going to drop.

                                        I think.
                                        Yes I was just about to ask you about Tulane...the line has already dropped 2.5 points from (+12.5) to (+10.5) which is the current number...I'm assuming a lot of gamblers are pounding the Green Wave because of their recent play and they been a covering machine and also because that Memphis is another team that is coming off a long layoff from covid issues...similar to Baylor having difficulties with Iowa ST the other night.
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                                        • KVB
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-29-14
                                          • 74817

                                          #111355
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                          What's she making there?


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                                          • Da Manster!
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-13-07
                                            • 17720

                                            #111356
                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                            If a woman gets battered by her alcoholic husband, is she beer battered???
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #111357
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                                              • stevenash
                                                Moderator
                                                • 01-17-11
                                                • 65387

                                                #111358
                                                ^
                                                That's just wrong.
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #111359
                                                  Originally posted by stevenash
                                                  ^
                                                  That's just wrong.
                                                  Which part?
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                                                  • stevenash
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                    • 65387

                                                    #111360
                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    Dags?

                                                    Chicks with dicks?
                                                    Yes or no?
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                                                    • Da Manster!
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-13-07
                                                      • 17720

                                                      #111361
                                                      Love it when the same gif gets used by different posters at the same time purely by coincidence!....
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #111362
                                                        Originally posted by stevenash
                                                        Dags?

                                                        Chicks with dicks?
                                                        Yes or no?
                                                        Ewwww

                                                        never

                                                        Wait... what's she look like?
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                                                        • Da Manster!
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 07-13-07
                                                          • 17720

                                                          #111363
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          What's she making there?


                                                          At first I was like.... and .....but then I was like when I realized it was her foot!
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                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #111364
                                                            Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                            Yes I was just about to ask you about Tulane...the line has already dropped 2.5 points from (+12.5) to (+10.5) which is the current number...I'm assuming a lot of gamblers are pounding the Green Wave because of their recent play and they been a covering machine and also because that Memphis is another team that is coming off a long layoff from covid issues...similar to Baylor having difficulties with Iowa ST the other night.
                                                            Yeah, I do think the market is pricing in the layoffs from COVID negatively across the board at this point. Not taking the layoff into account I have Memphis winning with 74 to Tulane's 56 or 57.

                                                            Notice the Total though, I have it right at the market.

                                                            Even as we go back and forth here Tulane is developing into a better and better market play on the spread. It's looking like another one of those contrarian situations where the money is on one side of the spread but the tickets are on another.

                                                            The line we've seen is classic reverse line movement. We've been watching these lines across the world since they came out and I've been aggressively keeping my info updated.

                                                            Win or lose, Tulane is looking like the "sharp" play. Memphis missed two key games in that Kung Flu break, with both Wichita and Houston, who are 1 and 2 in the conference.

                                                            Memphis needs a win here.

                                                            I haven't bet anything, yet.

                                                            The had a couple of NHL outdoor games in Lake Tahoe last weekend. The put up the rink on the 18th fairway on a course right by the lake. No fans were set up, but that didn't stop the boaters from getting a look...

                                                            <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What a view. �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NHLOutdoors?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5 Etfw">#NHLOutdoors</a> <br><br>*enhance* <a href="https://t.co/QmdZzYUO2g">pic.twitter.com/QmdZzYUO2g</a></p>&mdash; Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) <a href="https://twitter.com/DetroitRedWings/status/1363231270399074313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >February 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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                                                            • KVB
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 05-29-14
                                                              • 74817

                                                              #111365
                                                              They released Tiger's xrays and an MRI image.

                                                              All they found was a golf ball in his ass...

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                                                              • KVB
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-29-14
                                                                • 74817

                                                                #111366
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                                                                • Da Manster!
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-13-07
                                                                  • 17720

                                                                  #111367
                                                                  My best bet and lock of the day is Miss St (-5.5) over South Carolina...I posted the play in my picks thread...other games that I am considering are UNC (-9), UNC-Greensboro (-14), and Albeline Christian (-8.5)....what does your markets, forecasts, funds, etc. say about these games?......as always, thanks in advance!...
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #111368
                                                                    Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                    At first I was like.... and .....but then I was like when I realized it was her foot!
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #111369
                                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                                      They released Tiger's xrays and an MRI image.

                                                                      All they found was a golf ball in his ass...

                                                                      It all makes sense now

                                                                      Wow
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                                                                      • KVB
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                                        • 74817

                                                                        #111370
                                                                        Let's talk Miss St. first.

                                                                        Good eye her Manster. I have another 17 point game here with Miss St 81-64. It's also right on the Total. We have to at least closer and see why the line is so low or my forecast is so high.

                                                                        This Total is pretty split and something there feels fairly right about the forecast. Maybe the forecast isn't off after all. The market info I've been getting mixes it up a bit though. Public and tickets definitely on Miss St, but we're seeing money quite possibly being on the other side. I want to get more info here and make sure that info about bets is accurate. South Carolina has little chance of becoming a contrarian though, I just don't think there will be enough volume estimated or real here.

                                                                        The market has to blink here, and move to at least 6, which it has and it keeps going back and forth. I'm probably going to pass here, at least as it stands, remember those forecast extremes often fail, it's an odd quirk that's existed for cappers for decades. I know why it exists, though most couldn't handle that truth...lol.

                                                                        If it isn't Miss St, I bet it kills a bunch of parlays.

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