Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

smokenjoke · 02-06-19, 12:32 AM

Lol.

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smokenjoke · 02-06-19, 12:36 AM

https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI

Fidel_CashFlow · 02-06-19, 12:36 AM

KVB · 02-06-19, 12:37 AM

Wait, is this points extortion?

Edits being held for ransom?

KVB · 02-06-19, 12:41 AM

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-06-19, 12:44 AM

RIP SmokerJoker

smokenjoke · 02-06-19, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

RIP SmokerJoker

Oh well. I'm out!!!

https://youtu.be/DqvCA4c80GQ

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-06-19, 12:56 AM

So when does Fly Me #4 start?

Fidel_CashFlow · 02-06-19, 12:59 AM

Lmao , smokenjoke didn’t even edit before he blew his brains out

Fidel_CashFlow · 02-06-19, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

So when does Fly Me #4 start?

this is it , once this one goes , it’s over

KVB · 02-06-19, 01:07 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Lmao , smokenjoke didn’t even edit before he blew his brains out

Unreal, may have taken someone out with him is well.

Fidel_CashFlow · 02-06-19, 01:08 AM

Guy is a freaking legend

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-06-19, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

this is it , once this one goes , it’s over

It was a good run.

Fidel_CashFlow · 02-06-19, 01:10 AM

1/24/2020

KVB · 02-06-19, 01:25 AM

Well, if this thread survived post #46, then it can survive anything...

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Da Manster! · 02-06-19, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I'll be honest here.

I don't think you guys will believe me.

But I have never eaten fruit loops out of a chick's asshole.

True story. I swear.

but have you ever snorted coke from a chick's asshole?...

Auto Donk · 02-06-19, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by KVB

If she cancels on you and you end up alone on Friday, just know that they make "equipment" for just this sort of thing.

holy shit! I have one of those.... my dog AstroBear got bitten during a fight with a pack of coyotes out at the ranch, and the vet gave him one that he refused to wear.....

when I tried it on this morning and my wife asked what are you doing, I responded "making a virtual asshole".....

she said, "you don't need to do that".... for a split second I started to get hard, thinkin' she was gonna spread her cheeks and serve up some fruit loops!!!!

but she immediately replied "you're already a REAL Asshole!!!"

now I'm softer than JJ

Auto Donk · 02-06-19, 10:39 AM

wow.... I don't wanna say I'm a better creative director than whoever came up with this idea, BUT...

look at this Alien knock off scene:

we know in the original the creature comes out of sigorney's belly and does whatever.... how much better would the clip above have been if the alien that skull fuks her first pops our of her breast implant on one side, leaving it deflated and floppy/saggy after he finishes blowing a load down her throat via the skull fukkin?

I'd win an oscar for that scene for sure

Auto Donk · 02-06-19, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

but have you ever snorted coke from a chick's asshole?...

not only has this been crossed off my list, i've given chickis over 100 "booty bumps" during my days on this planet....

(instead of choppin' a line across her ckeek or hole for snorting, mix that same amount of blow in a small amount of liquid, draw that into a plastic syringe, dab of liquid ky on the tip and body of the syringe and some on her bunghole, insert the syringe, pump the liquified blow into her ass..... gets in the blood stream rather quickly, and numbs the head of your dick as you ass-bang her, acting as a half-ass, but rather high priced, stay hard cream....

Da Manster! · 02-06-19, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

wow.... I don't wanna say I'm a better creative director than whoever came up with this idea, BUT...

look at this Alien knock off scene:

we know in the original the creature comes out of sigorney's belly and does whatever.... how much better would the clip above have been if the alien that skull fuks her first pops our of her breast implant on one side, leaving it deflated and floppy/saggy after he finishes blowing a load down her throat via the skull fukkin?

I'd win an oscar for that scene for sure

no sir!...

...the original creature ripped out of officer Kane's (John Hurt) chest!...

Da Manster! · 02-06-19, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

not only has this been crossed off my list, i've given chickis over 100 "booty bumps" during my days on this planet....

(instead of choppin' a line across her ckeek or hole for snorting, mix that same amount of blow in a small amount of liquid, draw that into a plastic syringe, dab of liquid ky on the tip and body of the syringe and some on her bunghole, insert the syringe, pump the liquified blow into her ass..... gets in the blood stream rather quickly, and numbs the head of your dick as you ass-bang her, acting as a half-ass, but rather high priced, stay hard cream....

KVB · 02-06-19, 11:54 AM

Good Morning everyone.

For some reason I feel like a bowl of Fruit Loops today...out of a normal white bowl.

Auto Donk · 02-06-19, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Good Morning everyone.

For some reason I feel like a bowl of Fruit Loops today...out of a normal white bowl.

me too, but I'm thinkin' I'll have mine out of a black bowl....

KVB · 02-06-19, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI

This song was a jam.

After listening, my skin seems darker, my hair seems curly, my dik grew, and I can now dunk a basketball.

Still not going to walk around singing the lyrics.

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 12:25 PM

do you smoke W or does W smoke you?

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 12:26 PM

510 degrees, if you don't need qtips to blaze you're not doing it right

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 12:27 PM

chlorox was poppin

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 12:28 PM

If the altered state is normal, then normal is the altered state

KVB · 02-06-19, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

If the altered state is normal, then normal is the altered state

Don't fukkin remind me...lol.

Speaking of Chlorox, what the hell happened that fateful night in Chiraq to that Empire actor?

What do the locals think? Details are shifty in that one.

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 01:16 PM

haven't heard much. happened a short walk from me in a rich area where there aren't violent crimes. shit happens in a hood like that and they will crack down.

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 01:18 PM

impeachment risks in the market, is that being factored in? thought of the day

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 01:21 PM

gonna read more about genetic testing/markers and try to find an investment in that world

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 01:23 PM

thinking kvb might be a scam artist after he was trying to plug pot water

turtledoves · 02-06-19, 01:25 PM

found out Joe goes to my favourite steak spot all the time

KVB · 02-06-19, 01:30 PM

Not sure what you're talking about, but I'll give it a go...

Originally posted by turtledoves

do you smoke W or does W smoke you?

If by W you mean White Rhino, I can say that I am smoking it now, right now...lol.

White Rhino is a hybrid of White Widow and an unknown North American indica strain, creating a bushy and stout plant. The buds give off a strong and heady high. The plant's parentage hails from Afghanistan, Brazil, and India. White Rhino is one of the best types of marijuana for medicinal use since it has such a high THC content.

Originally posted by turtledoves

510 degrees, if you don't need qtips to blaze you're not doing it right

All I can figure is that you are burning the 510 thread vape cartridge too long and it's leaking out of the bottom towards the battery. Prolly need a qtip to clean it out.

I have a little spray bottle full of 90% isopropyl to hit the qtip with.

Hope I got the right answers.