CARDS!! WOOO
rip, my favorite song
rip, my favorite song
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I saw him play live with Dave Koz at the Ironstone Vineyards...an amphitheater at a winery...great place for shows.
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Cancer is a str8 up bitchComment -
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Hi Lisa!...It's me, Manny!...aka Da' Manster!...number one handicapper on SBR!...
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Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how sneaky I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."
Then Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life; trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result without cheating."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary’s pocket".
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^^^...good one, KVB!
Q:What did Mr.Spock find in the toilet?
A: The Captain's log!Comment -
Manny, why did you decline the contest ?
win or lose, not like ur points matterComment -
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"Comment -
what did Tommy the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
he wiped his assComment -
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Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
because they can't resist anything with 20% offComment -
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Originally posted by innovation
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Never use a condom more than once?Originally posted by innovation
Aw fukk.Comment -
Jmon, where you at? I hope all is well.
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Jmon enjoying his new job , or least it looks like it to meOriginally posted by KVBJmon, where you at? I hope all is well.
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on the contrary, my midget friend....that's exactly the reason why I declined...it's a waste of time if I win extra points because they are useless unless I go pro...don't worry, I'll donate to a charity soon!...Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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spose to be for fun and comradery man
all good though , do what you want
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Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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Originally posted by innovation
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Clint,Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlowspose to be for fun and comradery man
all good though , do what you want
It's about time I told you something...I will never leave you....you will never be alone....I will always be here for fun and the camaraderie (learn how to spell u dumb fuk!...
).....anyhow getting back to the point....Clint....I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!....
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Originally posted by Da Manster!Clint,
It's about time I told you something...I will never leave you....you will never be alone....I will always be here for fun and the camaraderie (learn how to spell u dumb fuk!...).....anyhow getting back to the point....Clint....I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!....
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^^^...post of the year, Javy!.......you come up with good shit, bro!...
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Gotta show love to my lil neckaz!!!Originally posted by Da Manster!^^^...post of the year, Javy!.......you come up with good shit, bro!...
Hows Da riva and you doing my neck¿ Hope all is well!!!
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