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  • bubblebuttluv
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    • 11-13-12
    • 5179

    #71
    Originally posted by pouyasophy
    Can someone explain why BMWs attract douche bags?

    They're always cutting someone off on the road, speeding, tailgating (riding someone's a$$).

    Look, I understand that you spent your whole life saving up til the age of 50 so you could get your mid-life crisis car, but it doesn't mean that you are better than anyone else because of your overpriced, overrated vehicle that was cool in the early 90s.

    Audis, Lexus, and Acuras are better anyway.
    Lexus and Acura are not better cars than BMW. Get that Japanese shit out of here. The thing is that BMW as an all around car are better than Mercs (a M3 handles better than a C63 AMG), but real men choose Mercedes over BMW all day every day. Take the 2014 S-Class for example. That is the sexiest car I have ever seen outside of the beauty's made in Marinello.
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    • pouyasophy
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      • 01-11-13
      • 1665

      #72
      Originally posted by bubblebuttluv
      Lexus and Acura are not better cars than BMW. Get that Japanese shit out of here. The thing is that BMW as an all around car are better than Mercs (a M3 handles better than a C63 AMG), but real men choose Mercedes over BMW all day every day. Take the 2014 S-Class for example. That is the sexiest car I have ever seen outside of the beauty's made in Marinello.

      better value all day...and the car won't fall apart on the inside within 3 years
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      • pouyasophy
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        • 01-11-13
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        #73
        Originally posted by InTheDrink
        op's sample size = his friend's mom's x5 that he carpools to and from middle school in

        still pretending to be gay for attention?
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        • pouyasophy
          SBR MVP
          • 01-11-13
          • 1665

          #74
          Originally posted by itchypickle
          Like he has friends

          keep changing the subject because you have no argument
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          • itchypickle
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-05-09
            • 21452

            #75
            Originally posted by pouyasophy
            keep changing the subject because you have no argument
            BMW is a nice car. Well made, drives great and comfort inside. Only complaint I had was the smaller interior room compared to some others.

            As far as it being a D-bag car, no more than a Prius being the favorite of a presumptuous arsehole or any other rude road warriors. I'm sure whatever it is you're driving simply couldn't keep up to speed on the interstate and you got passed and looked at as they jumped back in front of you thereby giving you the impression that it's them not you who is the d-bag.

            Run along now
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            • pouyasophy
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              • 01-11-13
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              #76
              Originally posted by itchypickle
              BMW is a nice car. Well made, drives great and comfort inside. Only complaint I had was the smaller interior room compared to some others.

              As far as it being a D-bag car, no more than a Prius being the favorite of a presumptuous arsehole or any other rude road warriors. I'm sure whatever it is you're driving simply couldn't keep up to speed on the interstate and you got passed and looked at as they jumped back in front of you thereby giving you the impression that it's them not you who is the d-bag.

              Run along now
              I don't drive a prius but I appreciate all of your misguided anger and your wilingness to finally address the subject instead of resorting to ad hominem. BMW drivers obviously need something to make up for their lack of penis size and false sense of security. Have a good one
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              • itchypickle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-05-09
                • 21452

                #77
                Originally posted by pouyasophy
                I don't drive a prius but I appreciate all of your misguided anger and your wilingness to finally address the subject instead of resorting to ad hominem. BMW drivers obviously need something to make up for their lack of penis size and false sense of security. Have a good one
                Didn't say YOU drove a Prius. Didn't pay attention in reading comprehension class did ya?

                Why does it even matter the reason why a BMW owner made the purchase? You don't like them, they probably don't like you...so its a nonstarter. Although I do have to say the customer service is great from them. They would send someone with another Beamer to the house in the morning and take the car in for service leaving my wife with the replacement and if you go in yourself they have a nice old man who will drive you around for errands while the car is in the garage. Can't get that at the Honda dealership thats for sure.
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                • RubberKettle
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-28-09
                  • 6421

                  #78
                  OP

                  BMW is the ultimate driving machine. I used to have an Acura when I was in my teens.
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                  • Huckleberry Pig
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-07-13
                    • 2564

                    #79
                    pouyasophy - sorry for cutting you off and honking at you the other day, but you really shouldn't be riding your bicycle on the street. You could cause an accident. Btw your back tire looked a little low. Cool helmet though.
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                    • Itsamazing777
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-14-12
                      • 11493

                      #80
                      In my experience, rusty mini van drivers are the worst drivers and biggest douches
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                      • pouyasophy
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-11-13
                        • 1665

                        #81
                        Originally posted by itchypickle
                        Didn't say YOU drove a Prius. Didn't pay attention in reading comprehension class did ya?

                        Why does it even matter the reason why a BMW owner made the purchase? You don't like them, they probably don't like you...so its a nonstarter. Although I do have to say the customer service is great from them. They would send someone with another Beamer to the house in the morning and take the car in for service leaving my wife with the replacement and if you go in yourself they have a nice old man who will drive you around for errands while the car is in the garage. Can't get that at the Honda dealership thats for sure.
                        .

                        never said I drove a prius or honda, but I appreciate the pathetic effort. keep trying til you get it little fella.
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                        • pouyasophy
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                          • 01-11-13
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                          #82
                          Originally posted by Huckleberry Pig
                          pouyasophy - sorry for cutting you off and honking at you the other day, but you really shouldn't be riding your bicycle on the street. You could cause an accident. Btw your back tire looked a little low. Cool helmet though.
                          4/10. You can do better. Keep being mad at the world because all you have to compensate for your small penis is your car, which still doesn't get you laid.
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                          • pouyasophy
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-11-13
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                            #83
                            Originally posted by RubberKettle
                            OP

                            BMW is the ultimate driving machine. I used to have an Acura when I was in my teens.
                            maybe in the 90s. Now they're overpriced pieces of garbage for douches like you.
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                            • SamDiamond
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                              • 10-19-12
                              • 6107

                              #84
                              Originally posted by pouyasophy
                              .

                              never said I drove a prius or honda, but I appreciate the pathetic effort. keep trying til you get it little fella.
                              That's right. You're too fuking poor to own a car.

                              Odds someone sucking the government teet like you having a credit score above 500? Not good.

                              And do you understand irony? You chide everyone for "hating", but you begin a thread hating on people owning BMWs. Either you're purposefully stupid, or just not smart enough to recognize the irony.

                              You pick.
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                              • pouyasophy
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                                • 01-11-13
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                                #85
                                Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                That's right. You're too fuking poor to own a car.

                                Odds someone sucking the government teet like you having a credit score above 500? Not good.

                                And do you understand irony? You chide everyone for "hating", but you begin a thread hating on people owning BMWs. Either you're purposefully stupid, or just not smart enough to recognize the irony.

                                You pick.
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                                • stevenash
                                  Moderator
                                  • 01-17-11
                                  • 66139

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by Kermit
                                  BMW is probably the most well built car in the world.
                                  Well built, yes, can't hold a candle to Audi or Volvo as far as well built goes.

                                  My mid life crisis car would probably be a Jag, or '67 GTO
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                                  • pouyasophy
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                                    • 01-11-13
                                    • 1665

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by stevenash
                                    Well built, yes, can't hold a candle to Audi or Volvo as far as well built goes.

                                    My mid life crisis car would probably be a Jag, or '67 GTO
                                    someone with a bit of wisdom who isn't too bitter about his pathetic life to change the subject ..how refreshing
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                                    • RubberKettle
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-28-09
                                      • 6421

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                      maybe in the 90s. Now they're overpriced pieces of garbage for douches like you.
                                      Post a pic of you ride pal...common
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                                      • pouyasophy
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-11-13
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                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by RubberKettle
                                        Post a pic of you ride pal...common
                                        even if I did take 5 mins to take a picture of myself in the RL or A6, why? so I could look cool on sbr?
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                                        • RubberKettle
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                                          • 12-28-09
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                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                          even if I did take 5 mins to take a picture of myself in the RL or A6, why? so I could look cool on sbr?
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                                          • pouyasophy
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                                            • 01-11-13
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                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by RubberKettle
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                                            • itchypickle
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-05-09
                                              • 21452

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                              .

                                              never said I drove a prius or honda, but I appreciate the pathetic effort. keep trying til you get it little fella.

                                              Damn you are simple aren't you kid?

                                              The Honda/Prius references were generalities not toward you sepcifically. Thats why I used cars, something with a steering wheel and not handle bars as you are use to on your minimal income.

                                              When you grow up and have a pot to piss in, get back to me.
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                                              • pouyasophy
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                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                Damn you are simple aren't you kid?

                                                The Honda/Prius references were generalities not toward you sepcifically. Thats why I used cars, something with a steering wheel and not handle bars as you are use to on your minimal income.

                                                When you grow up and have a pot to piss in, get back to me.
                                                ad hominem is used when an individual is overwhelmed with someone else's wisdom. They have no argument and are embarrassed, so they are forced to change the subject and resort to personal insults. It's ok though, in the end, those who are bitter will eventually see the light and realize that their hatred for themselves are the reason for their own bitterness.

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                                                • itchypickle
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                                                  • 11-05-09
                                                  • 21452

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                                  ad hominem is used when an individual is overwhelmed with someone else's wisdom. They have no argument and are embarrassed, so they are forced to change the subject and resort to personal insults. It's ok though, in the end, those who are bitter will eventually see the light and realize that their hatred for themselves are the reason for their own bitterness.

                                                  The title of your thread is an unfounded attack on other's character you moron!

                                                  I'm not bitter at all pal. I have no complaints in life other than it's too damn hot outside right now. So I'd call that a successful mood.
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                                                  • pouyasophy
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-11-13
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                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                    The title of your thread is an unfounded attack on other's character you moron!

                                                    I'm not bitter at all pal. I have no complaints in life other than it's too damn hot outside right now. So I'd call that a successful mood.
                                                    so in conclusion.....

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                                                    • SamDiamond
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                                                      • 10-19-12
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                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                                      ad hominem is used when an individual is overwhelmed with someone else's wisdom. They have no argument and are embarrassed, so they are forced to change the subject and resort to personal insults. It's ok though, in the end, those who are bitter will eventually see the light and realize that their hatred for themselves are the reason for their own bitterness.
                                                      You do realize that you started this thread with the very same behavior you are now trying to make fun of?

                                                      Has any of that sunk into your skull yet?

                                                      It's okay. You're broke. We get. After you itemized your income for us, and included your government assistance, it's easy to see why you would be jealous of someone who owns a BMW. It's okay. Our economy needs people at the bottom to prop the rest of us up. Thanks for serving your role.
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                                                      • itchypickle
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                                                        • 11-05-09
                                                        • 21452

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                                        so in conclusion.....

                                                        Gave ya 2 SBR points....probably worth more than the lint in that empty wallet of yours. Now be happy.
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                                                        • SamDiamond
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                                                          • 10-19-12
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                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                          Gave ya 2 SBR points....probably worth more than the lint in that empty wallet of yours. Now be happy.
                                                          I'm pretty sure the dude is bi-polar.

                                                          He began posting here wishing everyone well, and preached "love and light". Real fruitcake stuff.

                                                          Now he is starting threads calling everyone losers and douchebags.

                                                          It's textbook bi-polar. Here's his gay thread. It's funny. "Love and Light"----

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                                                          • Huckleberry Pig
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                                                            • 02-07-13
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                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by pouyasophy
                                                            4/10. You can do better.
                                                            Im rusty... been a while since I've met someone this dumb.
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                                                            • itchypickle
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-05-09
                                                              • 21452

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                              I'm pretty sure the dude is bi-polar.

                                                              He began posting here wishing everyone well, and preached "love and light". Real fruitcake stuff.

                                                              Now he is starting threads calling everyone losers and douchebags.

                                                              It's textbook bi-polar. Here's his gay thread. It's funny. "Love and Light"----

                                                              http://forum.sbrforum.com/nba-basket...ouyasophy.html
                                                              Wow now I feel bad for messing with the kid.

                                                              Pouyii - Love and Light my dude,
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                                                              • RubberKettle
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                                                                • 12-28-09
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                                                                #101
                                                                OP creates thread cause hes's mad at BMW driver and thinks he's a douche yet spams thread reply's with 'why you mad bro.'

                                                                OP is a fukkin idiot

                                                                /end thread
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                                                                • stevenash
                                                                  Moderator
                                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                                  • 66139

                                                                  #102
                                                                  OP getting buried in his own thread.
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                                                                  • itchypickle
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-05-09
                                                                    • 21452

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by stevenash
                                                                    OP getting buried in his own thread.
                                                                    He finally noticed. Now he's moved to a thread he started about which psycho killer is sexier. Go figure, he's one of those guys who'll be a pen pal to a felon and a stalker of the one on the loose.
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                                                                    • pouyasophy
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-11-13
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                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                                      I'm pretty sure the dude is bi-polar.

                                                                      He began posting here wishing everyone well, and preached "love and light". Real fruitcake stuff.

                                                                      Now he is starting threads calling everyone losers and douchebags.

                                                                      It's textbook bi-polar. Here's his gay thread. It's funny. "Love and Light"----

                                                                      http://forum.sbrforum.com/nba-basket...ouyasophy.html

                                                                      I wish everyone well...even the bitter ones like you who hate their lives
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                                                                      • pouyasophy
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                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                                        He finally noticed. Now he's moved to a thread he started about which psycho killer is sexier. Go figure, he's one of those guys who'll be a pen pal to a felon and a stalker of the one on the loose.
                                                                        Nope, I had things to do last night besides pop my zits from my mother's basement and lose more $ while being a hick from Alabama checking up on this thread every 5 mins looking for a response, but I still appreciate your effort.
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