**Ode to Shari91

Vegas39 · 10-09-12, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

roses are fukkin red
violets are goddamm blue
gimme some more fukkin points you asshole
and dont be a fukkin jew

a hallmark writer amongst us

InTheDrink · 10-09-12, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

a hallmark writer amongst us

CarpeDime · 10-09-12, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

roses are fukkin red
violets are goddamm blue
gimme some more fukkin points you asshole
and dont be a fukkin jew

you cok dumb fuk this is not a poem you fuk a poem has things like CREATEVITY and SENSITIVEITY and TENDERNESS and EMOTIONS and EXPANDS OUR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN and ALL THAT SH*T

READ milwaukee mike's poem, then read yours, and tell me if you think there of the same calliber

THERE NOT PAL

milwaukee mike's poem was bourne of FEELING and INSPIRATION, your poem was just cranked out with the least possible effort just so you could get points

yeah milwaukee mike wound up getting a bunch of points for his poem........do you think that was what drove him to write the poem in the first place? it was not i assure you. if you told him in the beginning he would definately not get any points for the poem he still would of written it

i'll give you a little something for your efforts but im not gonna give you an "SBR arts points grant" as I did for milwaukee mike and as I have for other creative geniusi at sbr such as shantystar, bobby, and others

InTheDrink · 10-09-12, 11:03 PM

loshak go fuk yourself guy

heres a haiku for you mother fukker

loshak suck my cok
i know you like smoking schlong
fuk u mother fuk

ACoochy · 10-09-12, 11:13 PM

Mikey I will serenade her on ur behalf.

Let me know If u would like this to happen

CarpeDime · 10-09-12, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

loshak go fuk yourself guy

heres a haiku for you mother fukker

loshak suck my cok
i know you like smoking schlong
fuk u mother fuk

YESSSSSSS! now THIS is closer to ART! why? because you're impettus for its creation was not MATERIAL GAIN, but PURE EXPRESSION. The passion is REAL not surface, this work actually SAYS something

YES. InTheDrink I knew you had it in you, but we need to draw it out. EXPRESS YOURSELF. How do you FEEL about me? How do you FEEL about SBR? How do you FEEL about posting and points and mods? Don't TELL me, SHOW me, through an emotional artistic expression. SPILL your feelings onto the screen. THIS is the essence of true creative creativety. It is not an easy process but it is a catharctic one, and the fruits can be beautiful as milwaukee mike's poem is. I assure you milwaukee mike processed a lot of human emotion before he composed that poem, and it was not always an easy exercise.

so let's have some more, InTheDrink. EXPRESS how you are feeling right now, and do not question or senser yourself.

Smutbucket · 10-09-12, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

yes i gave him points and nominated

i mean i fully admit that i am creepy in general and i also admit that i would stalk people given the right circumstances, sure

but how is this creepy or stalkerish? THE GUY WROTE A FUKIN FUNNY POEM SO I GAVE HIM POINTS AND NOMINATED WHATS THE BIG DEAL YOU FUK???

lmao.

InTheDrink · 10-09-12, 11:26 PM

loshaque when i spill my feelings on the screen i usually get most of my feelings on my keyboard and then it fuks up my whole computer

thats a bad bad idea

shari91 · 10-10-12, 06:43 AM

Very cute Mike. Thank you!

milwaukee mike · 10-10-12, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Very cute Mike. Thank you!

OMG she likes it!

milwaukee mike · 03-04-13, 08:30 AM

bumping this thread for shari since she's the only mod posting these days and she had a nice e-battle with frizelli yesterday

sweep · 03-04-13, 08:32 AM

enjoy your infraction MM

Wulfman14 · 03-04-13, 09:11 AM

didnt know you were a poet mike. shari is good peoples.

milwaukee mike · 03-04-13, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Wulfman14

didnt know you were a poet mike. shari is good peoples.

i can write poems about anyone, here's ode to wulfman

wulfman has some issues
but he don't need no tissues
he'll argue all day and night
never backs down from a fight
sbr poker is his one true love
i'm out of the way when he decides to shove!

King Mayan · 03-04-13, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mike did you fuk her??

I hear you did..emailing your wife this thread also

Wulfman14 · 03-04-13, 09:21 AM

if i cash today and rollover im sending you 10.

too bad you didnt write it a few minutes earlier , had 9 to give, courtesy of my bud BM

Wulfman14 · 03-04-13, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

i can write poems about anyone, here's ode to wulfman

wulfman has some issues
but he don't need no tissues
he'll argue all day and night
never backs down from a fight
sbr poker is his one true love
i'm out of the way when he decides to shove!

1.trying to stop doing that one though. esp. over the internet. if you surf you can see that williamwalters and vegas39 both bashed me and got in the last word. i just let it go . not worth it. everyone is tough over the 'net
2.beginning to see life beyond sbr poker.
everything else is true

shari91 · 03-04-13, 01:24 PM

Quite the inadvertently timely bump on my bday.

Thanks for the smile Mikey... hope all is well with you, Mrs MM and the kidlets. Will see you soon I'm sure xo

milwaukee mike · 03-04-13, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Quite the inadvertently timely bump on my bday.

Thanks for the smile Mikey... hope all is well with you, Mrs MM and the kidlets. Will see you soon I'm sure xo

don't underestimate my knowledge of all things

happy birthday!

pavyracer · 03-04-13, 01:44 PM

If you sing MM's ode to Beethoven's OTJ it sounds better.

Broncos · 03-04-13, 04:15 PM

Happy Birthday Shari!

Wulfman14 · 03-05-13, 04:00 AM

didnt know it was your birthday yesterday shari . happy belated birthday best wishes. or is it belated happy birthday ? in any case hope you enjoyed the day.

shari91 · 03-05-13, 04:08 AM

Thanks Wulfie. There's actually still a few hours left of it here so you're not late at all. Thank you Broncos as well. xo

Wulfman14 · 03-05-13, 04:21 AM

let me try one for shari

She consistently has to deal with forum slime,
Those that insult her and give her a hard time,
Yet her patience is a virtue,
And that is something you cannot undo.
She is a lady with a good heart,
Unless you act like an annoying fart,
Her one true love in life is her son,
A substitute for gambling there is no other one.
Engaged to Chris Pronger? ,
Can she deal with all this effeminate forum gossip much longer ?

Mike's was better by far but i tried as a birthday gift shari . and i wanted to use the word retard instead of fart but thought that would be offensive.
BOlded part in my opinion is the best of the poem.

mikejamm · 03-05-13, 04:55 AM

Happy Birthday Shari! May all your bets be winners! Including the romantic ones!

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 03-05-13, 11:34 AM

Happy belated Shar ! and I'd luv to write ya a lil poem too BUT you gotta sign off on my poem's "key words" being "Delores" and "wussy"............................. .

Let me know.