**Ode to Shari91

William Walters · 10-09-12, 10:41 AM

Too much time on your hands Michael. Well, that and you've obviously been married for many, many years.

Roxxyfish · 10-09-12, 10:42 AM

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sweep · 10-09-12, 10:56 AM

What exactly did we accomplish here

milwaukee mike · 10-09-12, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by sweep

What exactly did we accomplish here

not much

does anything ever get accomplished at sbr?

jjgold · 10-09-12, 11:20 AM

Mike you must be getting 15 year itch

I bet last time you were laid was like 2 years ago

Smoke · 10-09-12, 11:26 AM

Mike you have a beautiful wife

Give her some lovin tonight

InTheDrink · 10-09-12, 11:31 AM

daimoshokage · 10-09-12, 11:34 AM

Gay!

acl123 · 10-09-12, 11:40 AM

Mike you lonely pal?

milwaukee mike · 10-09-12, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by acl123

Mike you lonely pal?

yes

my heart is ready to love again

jjgold · 10-09-12, 11:44 AM

Mike did anyone fuk shari at the bash??

I want to know

milwaukee mike · 10-09-12, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mike did anyone fuk shari at the bash??

I want to know

sadly i am not privy to that kind of information

she looked like a million bucks which is about $999,999 more than the male bash attendees

jjgold · 10-09-12, 12:05 PM

Mike did you fuk her??

I hear you did..emailing your wife this thread also

ProfaneReality · 10-09-12, 12:06 PM

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 10-09-12, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

yes

my heart is ready to love again

Leave Shari to us single guys, mike

If you're THAT lonely, drop The Giant a line

He's what known in psychological circles as "curious"

GL

Roxxyfish · 10-09-12, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mike did anyone fuk shari at the bash??

I want to know

didnt PWAD said they had a 41person gangbang at the hotel ?

CarpeDime · 10-09-12, 01:07 PM

that was a beautiful poem milwaukee mike!!

mynameismud · 10-09-12, 01:17 PM

can we get a haiku next time.

milwaukee mike · 10-09-12, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by mynameismud

can we get a haiku next time.

i don't write haiku
it is for geeks and nutjobs
so fukk off! fukk off!

Vegas39 · 10-09-12, 01:27 PM

Better that expected. Assumed it would be Mike serenading Shari on comforter he bought from Astros

mynameismud · 10-09-12, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

i don't write haiku
it is for geeks and nutjobs
so fukk off! fukk off!

well done sir.

milwaukee mike · 10-09-12, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Better that expected. Assumed it would be Mike serenading Shari on comforter he bought from Astros

great now i'm going to have more nightmares about that stupid comforter

Dux90 · 10-09-12, 02:47 PM

dont know whats creepier the fact that he wrote the poem(jk mike nice) but what is creepy is that carpe diem gave him all those pts and nomitnated................stalker

thirtytwo · 10-09-12, 02:52 PM

rock solid mikey

Deuce · 10-09-12, 02:52 PM

Mike, let me at your old lady. I will make her happy.

boatboatboat · 10-09-12, 03:04 PM

MODS!

HA!

CarpeDime · 10-09-12, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Dux90

dont know whats creepier the fact that he wrote the poem(jk mike nice) but what is creepy is that carpe diem gave him all those pts and nomitnated................stalker

yes i gave him points and nominated

i mean i fully admit that i am creepy in general and i also admit that i would stalk people given the right circumstances, sure

but how is this creepy or stalkerish? THE GUY WROTE A FUKIN FUNNY POEM SO I GAVE HIM POINTS AND NOMINATED WHATS THE BIG DEAL YOU FUK???

will2survive · 10-09-12, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

Shari91
Just seeing you post makes it more fun
To hang around this worthless site
Where deemer and sweeper come to fight

It must be tough to be a moderator
Overseeing a bunch of masturbaters
Scammers, dimwits, airbettors and ghosts
Makes us not even want to post

But you can be a shining light
Whether its noon or after midnight
Posting here is a lot more merry
Because of the one and only Shari

Mike: needs improvement, but the potential is there. Nicely done

milwaukee mike · 10-09-12, 06:06 PM

thanks for the points carpedime and mattrain

will2survive-nothing i do needs improvement pal

InTheDrink · 10-09-12, 06:16 PM

loshaq gimme some fukkin points you goofy fukker

Vegas39 · 10-09-12, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

thanks for the points carpedime and mattrain

will2survive-nothing i do needs improvement pal

somehow doubt Mrs Milwaukee would agree

CarpeDime · 10-09-12, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

loshaq gimme some fukkin points you goofy fukker

i gave mike 100

i'm giving you 5

you want more points? WRITE A FUKIN POEM LIKE MIKE DID ABOUT A FUKIN MOD and MAKE SURE IT RYHMES if it dont rymhe YOU AINT GETTING SH*T

Romocide · 10-09-12, 09:02 PM

that got me all choked up

InTheDrink · 10-09-12, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

i gave mike 100

i'm giving you 5

you want more points? WRITE A FUKIN POEM LIKE MIKE DID ABOUT A FUKIN MOD and MAKE SURE IT RYHMES if it dont rymhe YOU AINT GETTING SH*T

roses are fukkin red
violets are goddamm blue
gimme some more fukkin points you asshole
and dont be a fukkin jew