What kind of spider did I just find in my pad?

[Deuce]

Fukkin hell. Bigger than half dollar. Sleeping with one eye open tonight.

[Ernie Mccracken]

Where do you live?

[opie1988]

That's a Wolf spider. They get huge, but harmless.

We get tons of them here in Texas. No worries.

[Deuce]

Where do you live?

Big Ern, Michigan.

[iifold]

funnel web grass spider...

not a threat sissy...

[billysink]

That's a Wolf spider. They get huge, but harmless.

We get tons of them here in Texas. No worries.

That mutherfukker is more wolf than spider.

You can keep those.

[Bostongambler]

As long as they don't have that red dot u should be ok

[Deuce]

Ok, I let him go. Took him to a forest near by. I don't kill animals unless I eat them.

[daneblazer]

cottonmouth rattle spider

[hels]

Black widow, those things specifically target your nut sack.

[Ernie Mccracken]

Let's learn about wolf spiders.

[Nick Papageorgio]

These things love ketchup, not sure if this helps duecer?

[billysink]

I have been fukkin shot, shot at, knicked with a blade, in more fukkin scraps than I can even recall but I am scared like a little bitch of a fukkin spider. If that was in my house I would shit myself and leave for a week.

[baskets]

not kill it?

you need to send a message!

[Deuce]

not kill it?

you need to send a message!

I drank a beer with her before letting her go. No reason to kill it. Did not harm me. I am on its land.

[Bostongambler]

Now when you said you found it in ur pad, elaborate on ur pad please.

[iifold]

Deuce in the background...

"put the lid on" "aaahhhhhh"

[King Mayan]

Ok, I let him go. Took him to a forest near by. I don't kill animals unless I eat them.

good man.

[Brock Landers]

i fuckin hate spiders!!

[turtlejc]

i am not scared of most things but fuckin spiders are the absolute worst...

the other day i got pulled over because i was swearvin and almost took out 15 parked cars because one of those white chicago tree spiders was cruizin across my dash

[paranoyd androyd]

would've smashed that thing with a hammer

[WvGambler]

Yup, Wolf Spider. Theyre all over the place here. They dont spin webs, they just roam around from place to place. You probably have 100's of them in your place stay-puffed. Scary things.

Theyre harmless too, probably more good to have around than bad....but I am scared shitless of bugs.

[ChalkyDog]

Jesus, that thing got out of the local zoo.

Call the authorities. Thing belongs in the Australia "small spiders" exhibit.

Ok, I let him go. Took him to a forest near by. I don't kill animals unless I eat them.

Deuce, man - go get that thing back, kill it making a bloody mess, and then smear that blood all over the entryways into the house. Windows, doors, etc.

It needs to be a warning to all other bugs.

[Vegas39]

I have been fukkin shot, shot at, knicked with a blade, in more fukkin scraps than I can even recall but I am scared like a little bitch of a fukkin spider. If that was in my house I would shit myself and leave for a week.

[mcduggly]

That mutherfukker is more wolf than spider.

You can keep those.

Black widow, those things specifically target your nut sack.

I have been fukkin shot, shot at, knicked with a blade, in more fukkin scraps than I can even recall but I am scared like a little bitch of a fukkin spider. If that was in my house I would shit myself and leave for a week.

Hahaha you guys are fukking hilarious. I absolutely hate spiders and actually shivered when I saw that picture. That thing is humongous!

[Br0nxer]

[Deuce]

Mother fukker came in my pad. I should have caged it and fed it crumbs.

[frizzelli]

Deuce the fukkin thing was probably hibernating between your 6th and 7th chin pal.

[Br0nxer]

Deuce the fukkin thing was probably hibernating between your 6th and 7th chin pal.

frizzy where the fukk u been pal

[Deuce]

Deuce the fukkin thing was probably hibernating between your 6th and 7th chin pal.

Nah, your sister found it when I smacked the frizz from her mouth and she fell off the bed onto the fukkin floor. That is where she found it. She spit the frizz out and screamed, I told her to settle the fukk down before she gets the belt.

[frizzelli]

frizzy where the fukk u been pal

Been Barrelled in down over 15 dimes in the last 3 weeks, needed a break from this hell hole

[Br0nxer]

Been Barrelled in down over 15 dimes in the last 3 weeks, needed a break from this hell hole

[InTheDrink]

take a pic of it next to your rooster to give some perspective in size

[Goat Milk]

man has dominion over all animals on land

squash that fukker

[itchypickle]

Mother fukker came in my pad. I should have caged it and fed it crumbs.

Spider porn website?