I hope I DON'T make the top 18 in this donk bullsheet poker sheet tourney!

[JoeCool20]

The last one before I qualified and won $200, I was barely out of the top 20 so I was in the

2nd group! I went and got some pussy and I got home at 8:00 and 20 seconds and I missed

the time to enter! Well, So what? I might have donked my way to qualifying, I might have gotten donked

out in the first 5 minutes! BUT.... I got so "steamed" about missing it by 20 seconds, that I

played around with my stocks, and ended up making (profiting) over $1000 the next day!

If I get 19th or 20th and miss this final "donkament" then I'm going for more in the market!

Who wants to qualify and win $200, when I could NOT qualify and make over a grand?




**Now cue the few juvenile idiots, who follow me around and post childish shit up under ALL my threads!

Please excuse them, they can't help it! One time, SOMEWHERE on here they made a comment,

and then I replied and made them look like a fool, and they will NEVER forget it! Even though THEY started it!

So the only "retaliation" that they can think of is to make a fool of themselves up under EVERY

thread that I make now! LOL (Yes it is incredibly stupid of them, but I can't help it!) **

[Auto Donk]

Joe, get a grip on yourself..... I knew the bubble pressure would be an extremely immense, intense experience for you that might make you crack.....

make a stiff drink, down it, and calm down.....

focus on your game....

act like a pro.....

these ten buck total purse trnies take their toll on all of us; wearing us down, such that the final week becomes overwhelming to all but the hardest professionals.....


I hope your post is just an effort to "reverse jinx" yourself......

[JoeCool20]

Joe, get a grip on yourself..... I knew the bubble pressure would be an extremely immense, intense experience for you that might make you crack.....

make a stiff drink, down it, and calm down.....

focus on your game....

act like a pro.....

these ten buck total purse trnies take their toll on all of us; wearing us down, such that the final week becomes overwhelming to all but the hardest professionals.....


I hope your post is just an effort to "reverse jinx" yourself......

LOL What a fukkin avatar donk! I swear it all happened like that the last two times of these donkaments!


And I hope I don't make it so I do go my stock stuff again! I had to pay so much in taxes last year on my stock gains


That I haven't even fukked with it this year! I will show them who the dumb-ass is! I won't make a ton of cash


and then have to pay taxes on it this year!............. Hey wait a minute! Who is showing who what? LOL


Who is the dumb-ass in that scenario? I NEED the wake up call! Go to work!

[Auto Donk]

Joe, buddy boy, wake up and make the final.... poker never sleeps.....

won't be a true final if you're not in it.....

then again, I guess it will be, because your chatter is always there, whether coming from a table or the rail.....

good luck in the final days....


astonish me!

[thechaoz]

I thought it was over? Was hoping so to start playing again.

[Auto Donk]

I thought it was over? Was hoping so to start playing again.

it's over, alright......

if your name is "bobbywaves".....

[bobbywaves]

it's over, alright......

if your name is "bobbywaves".....

[Auto Donk]

[pablo222]

This is Joes "look at me everyone, I am in the top 18, but when I don't qualify I didn't want to anyway" thread. He definitely has DBOTM locked up.

[Auto Donk]

definitely ko'd waves for the second night in a row, sent his slow rollin', all but one penny bettin' ass to the rail back to back.....

suck it, waves

[Enkhbat]

Shocking waves is 2 for 135 in this series

[Auto Donk]

Shocking waves is 2 for 135 in this series

[JoeCool20]

This is Joes "look at me everyone, I am in the top 18, but when I don't qualify I didn't want to anyway" thread. He definitely has DBOTM locked up.

LOL pablo222, Congrats on fulfilling the bottom part of my original post seen here:


**Now cue the few juvenile idiots, who follow me around and post childish shit up under ALL my threads!

Please excuse them, they can't help it! One time, SOMEWHERE on here they made a comment,

and then I replied and made them look like a fool, and they will NEVER forget it! Even though THEY started it!

So the only "retaliation" that they can think of is to make a fool of themselves up under EVERY

thread that I make now! LOL (Yes it is incredibly stupid of them, but I can't help it!) **



LOL Poor kid! You couldn't even resist doing it even after I POSTED that you would do it!

[Itsamazing777]

Jj. Hamburger of the year candidate right here

[pablo222]

LOL pablo222, Congrats on fulfilling the bottom part of my original post seen here:


**Now cue the few juvenile idiots, who follow me around and post childish shit up under ALL my threads!

Please excuse them, they can't help it! One time, SOMEWHERE on here they made a comment,

and then I replied and made them look like a fool, and they will NEVER forget it! Even though THEY started it!

So the only "retaliation" that they can think of is to make a fool of themselves up under EVERY

thread that I make now! LOL (Yes it is incredibly stupid of them, but I can't help it!) **



LOL Poor kid! You couldn't even resist doing it even after I POSTED that you would do it!

Just pointing out your attention seeking thread mixed with the usual BS backstory. Calm down Joe, You can still win the grand prize.

[JoeCool20]

Just pointing out your attention seeking thread mixed with the usual BS backstory. Calm down Joe, You can still win the grand prize.

Yeah, Bro, And I'm just pointing out how you run up under every thread I make like a lovesick school girl.

Making juvenile and foolish posts up under EVERY thread that I make!

You joined in 2019 kid! May I ask what I have done to you in those 5 months that has you so

infatuated with me that you make a fool of yourself EVERY TIME you see a post by me?

If you think I embarrassed you, (or OMG if you don't like some comment I made on poker chat!)

then I'd apologize to you if it would make you quit looking like a fool running up under my nut sack

making 3rd grade childish replies under every post I make!

[JoeCool20]

LOL never mind pablo222! You have already admitted why you are infatuated with me on another thread:


Originally Posted by pablo222
Absolutely. But he has to stfu in the poker chat too. Mfer will talk to himself for an hour. He will get 35 LOLs and 19 DONKs typed in before another player responds.


OMG dude, you are making an absolute infatuated fool of yourself over me because you are so insecure with your


poker play on SBR for pizza points that you are "butt hurt" over my use of the words "LOL" and "donk" in the fukin


poker chat! LOL While it is hard to think you are imbecilic enough to be serious about getting "Butt hurt"


at somebody's poker chat posts for pizza points, just look no further than what is posted above my avatar kid!


DON'T FUKIN CRY ABOUT POKER CHAT POSTS!