I gotta apologize to Crusher! I'm sorry Crush!

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  • JoeCool20
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-18
    • 4440

    #1
    I gotta apologize to Crusher! I'm sorry Crush!
    Crush, OF course it wasn't a "bad" or "Wrong" play to go all in with A8 suited!

    I sure hope you didn't "Assume" that I meant it was a "bad play!"

    There is a guy on here who DID "assume" that I thought his play was "bad" or "wrong"

    and even though I PLAINLY told him to NOT assume that because it wasn't true, he STILL

    wouldn't back off and I swear the dude is never going to talk to me again on here because of what

    he "assumed" that I thought about his play when I NEVER said it! LOL

    I truly think You explained it perfectly! I only had 6 BB left, so you go all in and either steal the blinds

    or you get called and try to win the (probable) coin flip! My AK had your A8 dominated after the flop

    and then you donked an 8 on me! LOL

    I know several of you like Jake pee-pee and others, y'all just go all in with ace rag or two face cards

    and you either steal the blinds or you (usually) get involved in a coin flip! I think it is a GREAT way

    to play this format like that! Hell the kidkonggolf dude goes all in 50 times a tournament and

    steals so many blinds and wins so many coin flips that he is leading the whole thing! LOL

    (I waited patiently to trap him last night and I called him and he donked a 3 outer on me and then won the tourney!)

    Y'all just steal a bunch of blinds with your all in bets, and then you also try to win 5 coin flips per night,

    or you just lose and go do something else with your time!

    I LOVE watching y'all do that! If I didn't get donked all the time, I'd play that way too!

    I'm sorry I went tilt on you in the chat sir! LOL When I get donked in this SBR shit, It steams me up

    for about 5-10 minutes and then I'm OK again! LOL

    Sorry again Crush!
  • JoeCool20
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-18
    • 4440

    #2
    And yes I KNOW that a few idiots who are infatuated with me and EVERY post that I make will get on here and

    spew some sort of rude and childish bullshit out of there asses. But I can't help that!


    These people have nothing better to do with their time than to fixate on a stranger (Me) on a chat forum!
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    • firedawg
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 10-08-08
      • 39219

      #3
      what a clown
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      • JAKEPEAVY21
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-11-11
        • 29303

        #4
        OP is the biggest hypocrite clown I've ever encountered. He whines endlessly about his poker beats even though he doles out his fair share (yet conveniently forgets those). Then trolls in the poker chat 24/7 and makes thread after thread whining and complaining...what a life!!
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        • 5mike5
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-21-11
          • 52016

          #5
          Nobody cares
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          • deltgen
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-31-10
            • 865

            #6
            As a non-poker guy, will someone tell me what you guys mean by 'donk' in these poker threads? Judging by context, it seems that it is when someone gets somewhat luckyagainst someone who has a hand with a higher win probablility. Is that right? Is it kind of what we used to call 'slop' in basketball?
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            • eaglesfan371
              SBR MVP
              • 01-08-19
              • 4079

              #7
              Originally posted by deltgen
              As a non-poker guy, will someone tell me what you guys mean by 'donk' in these poker threads? Judging by context, it seems that it is when someone gets somewhat luckyagainst someone who has a hand with a higher win probablility. Is that right? Is it kind of what we used to call 'slop' in basketball?
              Typically means when someone makes a bad play and gets rewarded with a lucky turn/river, with say 20% equity to win or less. Joe views a donk as any hand that beats him that he was ahead of (higher % of winning) initially.
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              • JAKEPEAVY21
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-11-11
                • 29303

                #8
                Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                Typically means when someone makes a bad play and gets rewarded with a lucky turn/river, with say 20% equity to win or less. Joe views a donk as any hand that beats him that he was ahead of (higher % of winning) initially.
                The favorite preflop is supposed to win 100% of the time according to this maroon.
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                • JoeCool20
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-31-18
                  • 4440

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                  OP is the biggest hypocrite clown I've ever encountered. He whines endlessly about his poker beats even though he doles out his fair share (yet conveniently forgets those). Then trolls in the poker chat 24/7 and makes thread after thread whining and complaining...what a life!!
                  Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                  The favorite preflop is supposed to win 100% of the time according to this maroon.

                  LOL Y'all just LOOK at what my post #2 in this thread says!! And then Jake does it ANYWAY! TWICE!


                  "And yes I KNOW that a few idiots who are infatuated with me and EVERY post that I make will get on here and

                  spew some sort of rude and childish bullshit out of there asses. But I can't help that!


                  These people have nothing better to do with their time than to fixate on a stranger (Me) on a chat forum!"


                  Jake Pee-Pee I am sorry man! You are too easy to make an idiot fool out of with your OWN posts!

                  Not only have I said 500 fukin times that this SBR poker for pizza points is a big joke to me,

                  But then you get on here and make your 500th infatuated post where you "whine and complain"

                  about me "Whining and complaining!!" LOL Do you not know what a hypocrite is you idiot dumbass?

                  Not only that, but I am on here APOLOGIZING to the guy, and all you can do is fixate on me like a lovesick schoolgirl.

                  Did you not read what my post #2 said??!! LOL Here it is AGAIN!

                  "And yes I KNOW that a few idiots who are infatuated with me and EVERY post that I make will get on here and

                  spew some sort of rude and childish bullshit out of there asses. But I can't help that!

                  These people have nothing better to do with their time than to fixate on a stranger (Me) on a chat forum!"



                  LOL Dude you are so infatuated with me that you found my post and then you spewed TWO different posts of:

                  "rude and childish bullshit" out of your ass ANYWAY!!!

                  EVEN AFTER I TOLD THE WHOLE FORUM THAT YOU ARE SO INFATUATED WITH ME THAT YOU WOULD DO IT! LOL


                  What an INFATUATED idiot dumbass!



                  LOL My gosh Jake! Your OWN posts make you look like Bozo the infatuated clown on here dude!

                  You are so infatuated with me that you FOLLOW ME AROUND on here and make an idiot fool out of yourself

                  EVEN AFTER I told the whole board to watch you get on here and do EXACTLY that!




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                  • JoeCool20
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-31-18
                    • 4440

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                    Typically means when someone makes a bad play and gets rewarded with a lucky turn/river, with say 20% equity to win or less. Joe views a donk as any hand that beats him that he was ahead of (higher % of winning) initially.
                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                    The favorite preflop is supposed to win 100% of the time according to this maroon.

                    LOL MrEagles fan PLEASE don't get mad at me for replying to you! And PLEASE don't join Jake Pee-Pee

                    on here failing to read threads and then making a fool out of himself with his ignorant replies!

                    All he does is follow me around this forum making stupid idiot childish replies up under EVERY

                    post that I make, and then he gets madder and madder at ME when I make a fool out of him

                    over his OWN posts!! LOL PLEASE don't join the "JAKEPEAVY21 infatuated imbecilic moron" club!!


                    So here goes!

                    WRONG AGAIN! You HAVE to read the thread or you make yourself look like an idiot fool for NO REASON

                    other than you CAN'T read! SO READ WHAT IT SAYS!......... I SAID AFTER THE FLOP!

                    "My AK had your A8 dominated after the flop

                    and then you donked an 8 on me! LOL"



                    The dude had a 10% chance to win by donking an 8 AFTER the flop, and he donked an 8 on me!

                    LOL I swear when y'all fail to read, then y'all "bury" and humiliate your OWN selves without ANY help from me!!

                    LOL Learn to read plain English so you don't make yourselves into idiots with your OWN replies!

                    And Please don't get mad at me about your own idiocy!
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