I'm sitt'in in the big blind defending it with Ah Ks.
Mpas shoves with his Kd 10s
The flop rolls out As, 7d, 4d
I'm way ahead and feel'in pretty good about winning a decent pot.
And then this bullshit happens.
Yeah, you guessed it.
Fuk'in turn and the river runs out Jd, Ad
Giving him the flush and my trip Aces are fuk'in junk!
I've lost count of how many times this stupid shit happens with this software!
I wouldn't be surprised as much if you're hold'in suited hole cards,
But this RNG junk software consistently spits out 4 fuk'in suited cards in a row!
Rewarding the lower off suit hand a fuk'in winner every time!
And to make matters worse I'm struggling just to get into the top 50 against a guy who's already well into the top 10!
I know you've got your poker favorites around here SBR, always the same players on top of the leader board but god damn, tweek the fuk'in software and give a guy a break sometime! No way nut flushes should be hitt'in that damn often!
Table 'Table 81433', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $150, Big Blind $300
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : Crusherrr, amount $3437, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : pavyracer, amount $5930, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : hawkeye16, amount $2115, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : brndg23, amount $1700, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : blackbart, amount $6612, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $4220, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : mpaschal34_CONF, amount $1630, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
blackbart: Small Blind ($150)
mikejamm: Big Blind ($300)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mikejamm: [Ks, Ah]
mpaschal34_CONF: Raise ($1605)
Crusherrr: Fold
pavyracer: Fold
hawkeye16: Fold
brndg23: Fold
blackbart: Fold
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1305)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
mpaschal34_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [As, 7d, 4d]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Jd]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ad]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
mpaschal34_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3535, Rake $0
Summary mikejamm: bet $1605, won $0, net $-1605, HoleCards [Ks, Ah]
Summary mpaschal34_CONF: bet $1605, won $3535, net $1930, HoleCards [Ts, Kd], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [Ad, Kd, Jd, 7d, 4d], won $3535 from main pot
Mpas shoves with his Kd 10s
The flop rolls out As, 7d, 4d
I'm way ahead and feel'in pretty good about winning a decent pot.
And then this bullshit happens.
Yeah, you guessed it.
Fuk'in turn and the river runs out Jd, Ad
Giving him the flush and my trip Aces are fuk'in junk!
I've lost count of how many times this stupid shit happens with this software!
I wouldn't be surprised as much if you're hold'in suited hole cards,
But this RNG junk software consistently spits out 4 fuk'in suited cards in a row!
Rewarding the lower off suit hand a fuk'in winner every time!
And to make matters worse I'm struggling just to get into the top 50 against a guy who's already well into the top 10!
I know you've got your poker favorites around here SBR, always the same players on top of the leader board but god damn, tweek the fuk'in software and give a guy a break sometime! No way nut flushes should be hitt'in that damn often!
Table 'Table 81433', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $150, Big Blind $300
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : Crusherrr, amount $3437, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : pavyracer, amount $5930, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : hawkeye16, amount $2115, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : brndg23, amount $1700, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : blackbart, amount $6612, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $4220, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : mpaschal34_CONF, amount $1630, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
blackbart: Small Blind ($150)
mikejamm: Big Blind ($300)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to mikejamm: [Ks, Ah]
mpaschal34_CONF: Raise ($1605)
Crusherrr: Fold
pavyracer: Fold
hawkeye16: Fold
brndg23: Fold
blackbart: Fold
mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1305)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
mpaschal34_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [As, 7d, 4d]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Jd]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ad]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
mpaschal34_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3535, Rake $0
Summary mikejamm: bet $1605, won $0, net $-1605, HoleCards [Ks, Ah]
Summary mpaschal34_CONF: bet $1605, won $3535, net $1930, HoleCards [Ts, Kd], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [Ad, Kd, Jd, 7d, 4d], won $3535 from main pot
