POKER TEAM DRAFT FANTASY Contest

[JoeCool20]

Augie is a dirtbag. He be like with 15 left. Hey, I want to lose 40% of my stack yo


Dealt to thechaoz: [Th, Ts]
funnyb25: Fold
playersonly69: Fold
unlearn: Fold
augie: Raise ($800)
thechaoz: Raise [btn] ($2435)
GaryDN_CONF: Fold
Chaz22: Fold
augie: Call ($1635)
augie: Show Cards ($0)
thechaoz: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Jh, 3d, Ks]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3s]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [6d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
augie: Show Cards ($0)
thechaoz: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $5645, Rake $0
Summary augie: bet $2435, won $5645, net $3210, HoleCards [Kc, 9d],

Horrible call by Augie, pretty similar to Sinmiedo's horrible play:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7654468
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:27:32 04/03/2019 ET
Table 'Table 81287', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $400, Big Blind $800
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 3 (playing) : AutoDonk_CONF, amount $14924, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (joined) : bobbywaves_CONF, amount $10610, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (joined) : sinmiedo, amount $29966, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
AutoDonk_CONF: Small Blind ($400)
bobbywaves_CONF: Big Blind ($800)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to bobbywaves_CONF: [Js, Jd]
sinmiedo: Raise ($29916)
AutoDonk_CONF: Fold
bobbywaves_CONF: Call [btn] ($9760)
bobbywaves_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
sinmiedo: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Kc, 8s, Qd]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
bobbywaves_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
sinmiedo: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $21670, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $19356, Rake $0
Summary bobbywaves_CONF: bet $10560, won $0, net $-10560
Summary sinmiedo: bet $29916, won $41026, net $11110, HoleCards [Kh, 8h], HiHand [two pairs, kings and eights] [Kh, Kc, 8s, 8h, Qd], won $21670 from main pot, won $19356 from side pot #1

LOL What the hell are you 2 whining about?


Every fuking time I get Hole 10's or hole jacks some idiot calls and donks a higher pair on me!


I had AA the other night and a dude had KK and then donked another K on me!

Y'all 2 both have a ton of points, so it obviously isn't happening to you 2 NEAR as much as it it happening to me!!

Whatever the fuk I get, some goof-ball calls with less and then donks me out.

[bobbywaves]

What the hell are you 2 whining about?

Who's whining? We're both in the top 11 of main event leaderboard & our team is destroying the pathetic competition in this fantasy contest.

We posted examples of horrible play. You're quite familiar with horrible play, as your score suggests.

[JoeCool20]

Who's whining? We're both in the top 11 of main event leaderboard & our team is destroying the pathetic competition in this fantasy contest.

We posted examples of horrible play. You're quite familiar with horrible play, as your score suggests.

LOL I knew some idiotic response would come from your dumb ass.



But "bragging" about SBR poker points is even a new low for your dumb ass!!


No wonder every person on this site hates you and thinks you are an idiot!


TRY TO READ THE REST OF THE POST NEXT TIME MORON!

WE all know how to play good poker, y'all are just getting donked a lot less than me, so you have more points!!!

Here it is:


Whatever the fuk I get, some goof-ball calls with less and then donks me out.


Y'all 2 both have a ton of points, so it obviously isn't happening to you 2 NEAR as much as it it happening to me!!




Now cue the idiot's moronic reply!

[JoeCool20]

LOL Even thought y'all are obviously getting donked a lot less than me, if you ever do finally get donked out, then Y'all should just sit there and watch about 20 or 30 minutes of this dumb SBR poker shit!

I swear it is like 80% of the time that the WORST hand going in donks out the best hand! (unless I have the worst! Then it NEVER donks me from behind!!)


It just goes to show that ANY idiot who would "brag" about getting a lot of points on this stupid shit is only showing that they suck and don't know how to play!! LOL If you knew how to play, then you'd go all in with the best like me and then get donked out by a worse hand 80% of the time!!

[bobbywaves]

It just goes to show that ANY idiot who would "brag" about getting a lot of points on this stupid shit is only showing that they suck and don't know how to play!!

So the players at the top of the leaderboard all suck, don't know how to play, & just get luckier than you?

Hint: Skilled players put themselves in a better position to cash than less skilled players. By the hands they play, calls, raises, & folds they make. Until you learn this, you will continue to suck at poker.

[bobbywaves]

Tue 5
=====

======================================== =========

bobbywaves	1030		joecool	370		spider	395
thechaoz	990		thomorino	350		carolinadaze	655
hawkeye16	775		sinmiedo	500		estoxx	330
tripledbets	175		brian311	625		mirapro	355
	2970			1845			1735

[Triple_D_Bet]

Still waiting for you to prove your ignorant statement, 20k pts if you can. When you can't prove it ship your measly 666 pts, broke dikk devil worshiper.



I'm obviously one of the most qualified to speak on the subject, as my poker results demonstrate.

Considering your pathetic poker results here, you are the least qualified to speak on the poker subject. Your dismal results have proved you know nothing about poker, which was made clearly evident years ago. When I crushed you in our heads up poker bet, taking your sorry ass for 29K.

You admitted these things yourself; you were even proud of them until people pointed out the obvious conclusion (that it proved your income was poverty-level). Besides, I don't wager with stiffs like you; pay back DS the 90k+ you owe him (from you losing the biggest wager in SBR history and one that you proposed no less!) and then we'll talk.

The list of why you're a mediocre-at-best poker player is extensive and pointless to go over; you're incapable of admitting you're wrong, and most everyone whose opinion I value already agrees. But it's funny to see you repeatedly demonstrate your ignorance and making claims based on SBR poker (and even those have to be selective to support your delusions; even when it's pointed out to you, you seem to "forget" being crushed by me, AD, and DS numerous times), so by all means, keep making an ass out of yourself and pretending otherwise...it's probably the only real entertainment to be had in the the poker forum

[Auto Donk]

[bobbywaves]

You admitted these things yourself

.

The internet was explained & has nothing to do with welfare. Show me where I stated welfare & prove your ignorant statement. Since you can't prove it, everyone knows you're just a pathetic liar.

Besides, I don't wager with stiffs like you

Sure you do....You wagered me 29k, got your ass kicked, & paid several days late with no interest you cheapskate.

I never stiffed anyone, as I never solicited a loan in my 11 years here. Loans are for broke dikks, who can't generate their own pts. DS screwed himself in our bet, by ignorantly trying to circumvent the no loan clause.

It's amazing you would join this poker contest & embarrass yourself even further, since you suck at poker.

[bobbywaves]

Donkey suffering from selective memory issues like Tripe. Just like Tripe, Donkey has to brag about the only year he was lucky enough to beat me. But of course he's silent about the numerous years I beat him. The leaderboard screenshots of me ahead of Donkey & Tripe are too numerous to post, but I have them. So let me know if you want me to post them, to bury you morons even further.

[Auto Donk]

Donkey suffering from selective memory issues like Tripe. Just like Tripe, Donkey has to brag about the only year he was lucky enough to beat me. But of course he's silent about the numerous years I beat him. The leaderboard screenshots of me ahead of Donkey & Tripe are too numerous to post, but I have them. So let me know if you want me to post them, to bury you morons even further.

dumbass lying fuk, we've only had one yearly contest and I beat your ass to a pulp; leading 360/365 days.....

dusted your ass on the yearly in other years as well, despite always playing a significant number of fewer trnies than your play-every-day ass.... last year, as well....

suck it, waves!

[JoeCool20]

LOL Dude, this SBR bullshiet is for freakin poker points man!!

AT LEAST wait until the money game at the end and see if you cash!!

If you don't cash in the money game, then what the fuk difference do the daily finishes make?

Unless you are a 10 year old!

What next? Are you going to say "nanna-nanna boo-boo, I have more points than you-you"?? LOL

LOL Waves basing his "judgement" of people's poker ability on how many SBR poker points they have says more about his overall juvenile idiocy than ANYTHING else that could ever be said about the little goof-ball!! LOL

What a freakin child! Next he will be "boasting" about his hopscotch skills from the second grade!

[bobbywaves]

dumbass lying fuk, we've only had one yearly contest and I beat your ass to a pulp; leading 360/365 days.....

dusted your ass on the yearly in other years as well, despite always playing a significant number of fewer trnies than your play-every-day ass.... last year, as well....

suck it, waves!

Crushed you in this annual poker bet, but you stiffed like the pussy you are:

Donkey welches on bet, what a meow!

Fact of the matter is, I finished ahead of you more years than you finished ahead of me.

[bobbywaves]

If you don't cash in the money game, then what the fuk difference do the daily finishes make?

Some of us have annual poker bets. But you wouldn't know anything about that, since you're a constant broke dikk.

What next?

This is what's next chump...I'll qualify for the money game while you'll be watching from the rail, just like last promo.

[JoeCool20]

This is what's next chump...I'll qualify for the money game while you'll be watching from the rail, just like last promo.

LOL You must be 8 years old, not 10!! I SWEAR you are easier to make a fool out of than a 10 year old!

READ THE WHOLE POST YOU MORON!! OR YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL FOOL!!! HERE IT IS:



"AT LEAST wait until the money game at the end and see if you cash!!

If you don't cash in the money game, then what the fuk difference do the daily finishes make? "

[JoeCool20]

Hell I AM going to post the shit that happens to me!!

So tonight I'm cruising along and a dude & me are all in and he has 10 4 off......

Yes I said it right he went all in with 10 4!!!

I had 99. So I don't even have to post the rest. He donks a 10 on the river and donks out my 99.


So I'm crippled now, and I get 99 again, and some dude calls all in with 5 6!!!! (at least it was suited!!)

And the first three cards come out 3 4 7!!!! LOL he wrapped 3 4 7 around his 56 and donked my 99!!

LOL If somebody hadn't paid 200 points to buy me in to this stupid 3 way bet, then I really wouldn't even play anymore!!

No matter if it is just for stupid points or not, who needs the aggravation of these donks that I get OVER and OVER?

It freakin sux! I make the right calls and get all-in with the best almost EVERY time!! And then I get donked!

All I am doing is wasting an hour per night of my life and then some idiot donks me out with the wildest shit ever.

[JoeCool20]

LOL Tell them what you did tonight triple D!!! Not all the donks!! Just at the final table!!

The triple D dude called with jack shit and donked a 3 outer with a 9 on the river!!

And then he called with K 6 against AK, and donked a freakin 6 on the guy!! LOL

Then the winning hand he called an all in with 7 5 and immediately donked a 7 and beat the other guys K 10!!!


LOL I hurt my fingers typing in "OMG" and "LOL" so many fukin times!!!




THIS SBR BULLSHIT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY "SKILL"!!!


THIS SBR SHIT IS ALL FREAKIN LUCK DONKS!!

[CarolinaDaze]

So I'm crippled now, and I get 99 again, and some dude calls all in with 5 6!!!! (at least it was suited!!)

And the first three cards come out 3 4 7!!!! LOL he wrapped 3 4 7 around his 56 and donked my 99!!

LOL If somebody hadn't paid 200 points to buy me in to this stupid 3 way bet, then I really wouldn't even play anymore!!

No matter if it is just for stupid points or not, who needs the aggravation of these donks that I get OVER and OVER?

It freakin sux! I make the right calls and get all-in with the best almost EVERY time!! And then I get donked!

All I am doing is wasting an hour per night of my life and then some idiot donks me out with the wildest shit ever.

Joe Blow you leaving out details, I was in the Big Blind with 56 suited, your little min raise wasn't enough to run me off, so I paid to see a flop which just happen to give me a Straight. I checked it to trap you, you go all in with your 99s and I snapped called you, and shot my load all over your face.

[bobbywaves]

LOL Tell them what you did tonight triple D!!! Not all the donks!! Just at the final table!!

The triple D dude called with jack shit and donked a 3 outer with a 9 on the river!!

And then he called with K 6 against AK, and donked a freakin 6 on the guy!! LOL

Then the winning hand he called an all in with 7 5 and immediately donked a 7 and beat the other guys K 10!!!

Tripe sucks, he's always playing from behind.

Why do you think he was drafted last & I've been trying to trade him?

Tripe may even be a worse poker player than you.

[bobbywaves]

Wed 6
=====

======================================== =========

bobbywaves	1030		joecool	370		spider	395
thechaoz	990		thomorino	475		carolinadaze	655
hawkeye16	775		sinmiedo	550		estoxx	330
tripledbets	475		brian311	625		mirapro	355
	3270			2020			1735

[bobbywaves]

and shot my load all over your face.

Just curious, did Joe Blow spit or swallow?

[Triple_D_Bet]

LOL Tell them what you did tonight triple D!!! Not all the donks!! Just at the final table!!

The triple D dude called with jack shit and donked a 3 outer with a 9 on the river!!

And then he called with K 6 against AK, and donked a freakin 6 on the guy!! LOL

Then the winning hand he called an all in with 7 5 and immediately donked a 7 and beat the other guys K 10!!!


LOL I hurt my fingers typing in "OMG" and "LOL" so many fukin times!!!




THIS SBR BULLSHIT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY "SKILL"!!!


THIS SBR SHIT IS ALL FREAKIN LUCK DONKS!!

I played poker, which included such extremely-standard plays as leaning on short stacks short-handed. You seem to be making the same extremely fundamental mistake as bobbo in thinking that hole cards are the most important aspect of poker; it's not uncommon, but it's not a misconception good players have. Your struggle to accurately remember hands you were involved in is another thing good players don't do (or take steps to avoid). Bobbo's a good example of how dumb it can make you look when you do it often, so maybe work on that a bit.

If for some reason you now these things but are ignoring them to try to entertain us...well, bobbo has been doing the "extremely stupid and incapable of learning" bit for a long time now, and it's going to be hard to compete with someone as retirded as he is. You might be better off trying a new angle

[Auto Donk]

Crushed you in this annual poker bet, but you stiffed like the pussy you are:

Donkey welches on bet, what a meow!


Fact of the matter is, I finished ahead of you more years than you finished ahead of me.

stupid lying fuk.... you wouldn't accept the terms of the bet I proposed, and changed them, which I never accepted. you foolishly, apparently, then proceeded as if there was an agreement.....

as soon as I realized what a dumbfuk you are, who thought you were in a contest with me, I corrected your stupid ass.....

if i'd thought we were in a true challenge, I'd have played more, and given a shit with my play (instead of chippin' up or chippin out within five mins of trny's starting), and would have beat the shit out of you then too, like I did here, IN THE ONE TIME i thought we had a contest, which you soundly lost, dumbass.....

[bobbywaves]

stupid lying fuk.... you wouldn't accept the terms of the bet I proposed, and changed them, which I never accepted. you foolishly, apparently, then proceeded as if there was an agreement.....

as soon as I realized what a dumbfuk you are, who thought you were in a contest with me, I corrected your stupid ass.....

if i'd thought we were in a true challenge, I'd have played more, and given a shit with my play (instead of chippin' up or chippin out within five mins of trny's starting), and would have beat the shit out of you then too, like I did here, IN THE ONE TIME i thought we had a contest, which you soundly lost, dumbass.

Anyone reading this thread Donkey welches on bet, what a meow! would know: Not only did we have an agreement, you got smoked, & you stiffed. I beat you by thousands of pts, there's nothing you could have done to overcome the huge deficit I crushed you by.

Anyone who decides to wager with this Donkey jackass, I strongly suggest you require post-up. In true lawyer fashion, he's unethical & obviously can't be trusted. Fortunately nobody else should have this stiffing problem with you, considering the warning has been out for quite awhile now & you're a constant broke dikk who can't afford to bet anyway.

[bobbywaves]

and it's going to be hard to compete with someone as retired as he is.

Solid point, as you & JoeFool are a couple of working stiffs who are slaves to the grind:

[JoeCool20]

LOL I swear I'm not doing this on purpose....


Me tonight in the 11 pm game: JJ dude calls all in with A K . board .............................. K ........ ..... river ..........k

Lol at least I dind't waste a whole hour.

[thechaoz]

Wed 6
=====

======================================== =========

bobbywaves	1030		joecool	370		spider	395
thechaoz	990		thomorino	475		carolinadaze	655
hawkeye16	775		sinmiedo	550		estoxx	330
tripledbets	475		brian311	625		mirapro	355
	3270			2020			1735

If you guys are thinking about buying us out earlier it's not happening.

We're putting down the hammer.

[bobbywaves]

Thu 7
=====

======================================== =========

bobbywaves	1030		joecool	370		spider	395
thechaoz	990		thomorino	475		carolinadaze	655
hawkeye16	775		sinmiedo	850		estoxx	330
tripledbets	775		brian311	625		mirapro	355
	3570			2320			1735

[Triple_D_Bet]

LOL I swear I'm not doing this on purpose....


Me tonight in the 11 pm game: JJ dude calls all in with A K . board .............................. K ........ ..... river ..........k

Lol at least I dind't waste a whole hour.

C'mon Joe, losing a coinflip can't be complaint-worthy


Also, for those of you who are relatively new around here and wondering about some of the claims (that bobbo is a stiff, lost the biggest bet in SBR history, etc), the proof is here: https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ng-me-72k.html Worth a read, it's pretty rare to see someone so dumb as to lose a bet they proposed, and it really gives you a better appreciation for just how delusional someone has to be to ignore obvious facts

[bobbywaves]

C'mon Joe, losing a coinflip can't be complaint-worthy


Also, for those of you who are relatively new around here and wondering about some of the claims (that bobbo is a stiff, lost the biggest bet in SBR history, etc), the proof is here: https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ng-me-72k.html Worth a read, it's pretty rare to see someone so dumb as to lose a bet they proposed, and it really gives you a better appreciation for just how delusional someone has to be to ignore obvious facts

Thanks for proving downmouth is a moron like you:

1) Nobody gifts 100k pts.

2) If 100k pts was truly a gift, then there's no valid reason for Tat returning the 100k pts. It's very disrespectful to return a gift.

3) For these reasons, it's easy to see the 100k loan poorly disguised as a gift, was an ignorant attempt by downmouth to circumvent the no loan clause in our bet.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Thanks for proving downmouth is a moron like you:

1) Nobody gifts 100k pts.

2) If 100k pts was truly a gift, then there's no valid reason for Tat returning the 100k pts. It's very disrespectful to return a gift.

3) For these reasons, it's easy to see the 100k loan poorly disguised as a gift, was an ignorant attempt by downmouth to circumvent the no loan clause in our bet.

I'll avoid dragging the whole thing out again, because this has been discussed (and bobbo proven wrong) numerous times. Cliff notes for the new:

-while trying to ignore his proven poverty, bobbo bets DS 72k points he would reach a 100k point balance before a third poster does (bobbo starting with about 92k, the other poster with less than 5k). Bobbo stipulates no loans can be asked for, but says nothing about loans or gifts actually being given or received.

-DS accepts the bet and wins it shortly thereafter by gifting the third poster enough points to go over 100k before bobbo, winning the bet in accordance with the rules bobbo proposed.

-bobbo then bends over backwards for years trying to pretend it didn't happen.

Bobbo, I'm sure you'll drag out the same old make-believe stuff as always, or misquote someone to pretend you're fooling anyone...but there's still some humor in responding to your little list:

1) According to you, DS gifts 100k; in your own words, it was a gift
2) Your claim is not only simply your opinion, but irrelevant to the wager
3) It can't have been too poor of a disguise, since it convinced you that it was a gift


Good job on sticking your foot in your mouth again! I'd prefer it if you got some kind of job flipping burgers and didn't leech off society as much, but since you're unlikely to do that, I guess just keep on entertaining us with your idiocy

[bobbywaves]

Bobbo stipulates no loans can be asked for, but says nothing about loans

Thanks for demonstrating your ignorance yet again Tripe.

According to you, DS gifts 100k; in your own words, it was a gift

Along with your poor poker play, you're still having problems with reading comprehension. My words clearly stated the 100k was a loan, not a gift. The evidence of the 100k pts being returned, further backs up the fact it was a loan.

[JoeCool20]

LOL I made it to the last 2 tonight and had a massive lead, checked the big blind with K 4 and the flop comes K 7 4 I go all in and the


Dude had a pair of 7'sin the hole to donk out my two pair! LOL Then he donked out a few more times and I got 2nd.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Thanks for demonstrating your ignorance yet again Tripe.



Along with your poor poker play, you're still having problems with reading comprehension. My words clearly stated the 100k was a loan, not a gift. The evidence of the 100k pts being returned, further backs up the fact it was a loan.

"...says nothing about loans or gifts actually being given or received" is the rest of that sentence which you conveniently forgot to quote, probably because it makes you look dumb? You can't even make it to the end of a sentence and you're saying I have reading issues?

Your words clearly stated it was a gift. Not that you didn't try to say anything while attempting to worm your way out of the hole you dug yourself, but those are your words.

LOL I made it to the last 2 tonight and had a massive lead, checked the big blind with K 4 and the flop comes K 7 4 I go all in and the


Dude had a pair of 7'sin the hole to donk out my two pair! LOL Then he donked out a few more times and I got 2nd.

So the guy started out ahead, you didn't give him a chance to fold, and he "sucked out" by remaining ahead? Come on man

[bobbywaves]

Fri 8
=====

======================================== =========

bobbywaves	1030		joecool	545		spider	395
thechaoz	990		thomorino	475		carolinadaze	655
hawkeye16	1075		sinmiedo	850		estoxx	330
tripledbets	805		brian311	625		mirapro	355
	3900			2495			1735