POKER TEAM DRAFT FANTASY Contest

[bobbywaves]

going to be hilarious when blowjoecool knocks you out of the top 20 spot next week

That would be hilarious, considering it would never happen.

Why would I want to lock up a top 20 seat early, when it’s way more exciting to lock seat up on final day & piss people off in the process?

[mpaschal34]

That would be hilarious, considering it would never happen.

Why would I want to lock up a top 20 seat early, when it’s way more exciting to lock seat up on final day & piss people off in the process?

I’m pretty sure he’s already outside the top 20. He’s going to have to try to climb back in at this point.

[thechaoz]

Great scores across-the-board for our team. We still need to seal the deal though. Heaters can come from anyone

[bobbywaves]

I’m pretty sure he’s already outside the top 20. He’s going to have to try to climb back in at this point.

JoeFool has never been in the top 20, & never will.

[JoeCool20]

JoeFool has never been in the top 20, & never will.

LOL I can beat what donked me on Friday now! I get AA and go all in. Crusher calls with JJ and....Yes you know the rest!


He donked another Jack on the river! And I'm out again in last place.



LOL I was 80% at first and 96% on the river and he donked the 2 outer on me.



LOL As often as I get donked, I truly can't even believe that I have as many points as I do have.

[sinmiedo]

LOL I can beat what donked me on Friday now! I get AA and go all in. Crusher calls with JJ and....Yes you know the rest!


He donked another Jack on the river! And I'm out again in last place.



LOL I was 80% at first and 96% on the river and he donked the 2 outer on me.



LOL As often as I get donked, I truly can't even believe that I have as many points as I do have.

Since as you claim to be the most intelligent person with high IQ in SBR, why you try to play like an IDIOT , maybe, by doing so, you will be able to finish better than last,like you usually do.

[JoeCool20]

Since as you claim to be the most intelligent person with high IQ in SBR, why you try to play like an IDIOT , maybe, by doing so, you will be able to finish better than last,like you usually do.

LOL That is "garbled English" and I can't understand what you meant. But I will assume that you are trying to say:

Since I have a high IQ then why don't I try to play like an idiot? And then I will win!


(Because of how often people luck-donk from behind on this stupid SBR bullsheit software.)

Well #1 I NEVER said that I was: "the most intelligent person with high IQ in SBR"


I don't know how smart others are on here! I just told people that I had a high IQ!

But #2. As for me trying to "play like an idiot" to see if it works. I've already told you, I REALLY would do that!


But if I try to play like an idiot, and "hope" I "luck in" the 20 and 30% shots, then it NEVER donks me what I need!

In other words, if I play 80 - 20% shots, then somebody donks the 20% shot on me!!

And If I play like an idiot, then I NEVER hit what I need! And I'm out in 30-something place EITHER way I play!!

[JoeCool20]

Wow then waves called somebody's all in with KK and the other guy had Q 10 offsuit and donked off 4 clubs on the board and "luck flushed" wave's hole Kings down the toilet.

Damn, if not for the pure bullshiet luck-donks that I have seen poeple pull on us, me and waves would be in like 10 th and 12th place. Sheez, I mean getting donked every once in a while ain't that bad! But over and over is getting fukin stupid!!


Oh well, Just keep getting it in as a huge favorite and try not to get donked!

[bobbywaves]

With 4 days to go, team JoeFool is running out of precious time.

Mon 23
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bobbywaves	1205		joecool	1175		spider	395
thechaoz	1290		thomorino	805		carolinadaze	705
hawkeye16	1450		sinmiedo	1625		estoxx	455
tripledbets	1280		brian311	655		mirapro	355
	5225			4260			1910

[bobbywaves]

Wow then waves called somebody's all in with KK and the other guy had Q 10 offsuit and donked off 4 clubs on the board and "luck flushed" wave's hole Kings down the toilet.

Get your facts str8 chump: Kidkonggolf shoved with his pathetic 10,Q off, & donk flushed 4 spades on the board.

Damn, if not for the pure bullshiet luck-donks that I have seen poeple pull, waves would be in like 10th place.

[JoeCool20]

Get your facts str8 chump: Kidkonggolf shoved with his pathetic 10,Q off, & donk flushed 4 spades on the board.

LOL OMG So you felt the need to let it be known that it was 4 spades and not clubs that donked out your KK?


My gosh man, there is no wonder why everybody on here hates you and thinks you are a stupid whining juvenile!


I wonder if ANYBODY on earth likes you?

[JoeCool20]

With 4 days to go, team JoeFool is running out of precious time.

Mon 23
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bobbywaves	1205		joecool	1175		spider	395
thechaoz	1290		thomorino	805		carolinadaze	705
hawkeye16	1450		sinmiedo	1625		estoxx	455
tripledbets	1280		brian311	655		mirapro	355
	5225			4260			1910

LOL Hell Dude, if I keep getting AA donked off by a 5% shot on the river, then you won't have a hard time!


But hey, Yeah you picked 3 other people and they ALL have more points than you do!!


If all 3 of my people had more than me (instead if just one), then we'd have a real match going!

[Itsamazing777]

Dont put all your chips at risk early in a tournament. No matter what your starting hand is. Advice for everyone. It literally is 1 pair

[bobbywaves]

Dont put all your chips at risk early in a tournament. No matter what your starting hand is. Advice for everyone. It literally is 1 pair

So let me get this str8...If a player goes all in preflop early in a tournament & I'm holding pocket aces, you're suggesting I fold just because it's early in a tournament?

I'll pass on your advice & take my chances of doubling up early.

[bobbywaves]

My gosh man, there is no wonder why everybody on here hates you

I don't mind being hated, I welcome it. If I'm not hated, then Waves isn't doing his slow rolling technique correctly.

With that said, if this poll was posted: "Who is more hated & a stupid whining juvenile, Waves or JoeCool?" I'm confident the results will shock you. Waves doesn't create juvenile threads, posts, or rail poker chat about being donked, like you do on a daily basis.

I wonder if ANYBODY on earth likes you?

Yes there is someone...Your girl said she "likes" my 10 inches of pure pleasure.

[Itsamazing777]

So let me get this str8...If a player goes all in preflop early in a tournament & I'm holding pocket aces, you're suggesting I fold just because it's early in a tournament?

I'll pass on your advice & take my chances of doubling up early.

Was referring to lower pairs. Cutoff at queens. Depends on the opponent

[bobbywaves]

Was referring to lower pairs. Cutoff at queens. Depends on the opponent

Dont put all your chips at risk early in a tournament. No matter what your starting hand is. Advice for everyone. It literally is 1 pair

Oh ok....the way I read it, you were saying "no matter what your starting hand is."

[JoeCool20]

30 more points for me! Just call me "Mr. Consistency" I got 6th because a guy tried to steal my blind and go all in right behind me.


I called with King 8 suited and the dude had 2 5 offsuit!!!!


LOL You know the rest! he donked a fukkin deuce on the river on me and I got 6th place!


LOL The stupid luck-donk sheit was already old in February!!!

[bobbywaves]

30 more points for me! Just call me "Mr. Consistency"

Congrats “Mr. Consistency!” Instead of your team trailing by 965 pts, you’re only trailing by 955 pts now with Hawk's cash.

[Triple_D_Bet]

...With that said, if this poll was posted: "Who is more hated & a stupid whining juvenile, Waves or JoeCool?" I'm confident the results will shock you....

That's gonna be a tough one; Joe is certainly coming in hot, but bobbo's got the history of whining and being despised for so many reasons. Only one way to find out I guess, let's vote!

https://linkto.run/p/C9RW00EO

[JoeCool20]

LOL 300 more for sinmedo! He donked out waves in 9th with a miracle 8 on the river.

Then after that, every time he was all-in with the worst, he donked from behind and won, and every time he was all-in with the best, he stayed ahead and didn't get donked from behind! All the way to 1st place!!

My gosh I don't know why he (or anyone else) would get mad at me for posting about that kind of luck!!


If I had HALF that kind of donk-luck, then I'd have 2000 freakin points!! And I sure as hell wouldn't get mad about it!!

[cincinnatikid513]

LOL 300 more for sinmedo! He donked out waves in 9th with a miracle 8 on the river.

Then after that, every time he was all-in with the worst, he donked from behind and won, and every time he was all-in with the best, he stayed ahead and didn't get donked from behind! All the way to 1st place!!

My gosh I don't know why he (or anyone else) would get mad at me for posting about that kind of luck!!


If I had HALF that kind of donk-luck, then I'd have 2000 freakin points!! And I sure as hell wouldn't get mad about it!!

takes a special kind of loser to hang out watching sbr poker tournaments that you aren't even playing in

[JoeCool20]

I don't mind being hated, I welcome it. If I'm not hated, then Waves isn't doing his slow rolling technique correctly.

With that said, if this poll was posted: "Who is more hated & a stupid whining juvenile, Waves or JoeCool?" I'm confident the results will shock you. Waves doesn't create juvenile threads, posts, or rail poker chat about being donked, like you do on a daily basis. ]

That's gonna be a tough one; Joe is certainly coming in hot, but bobbo's got the history of whining and being despised for so many reasons. Only one way to find out I guess, let's vote!
https://linkto.run/p/C9RW00EO

LOL nah, tripleD, Even if I ever really did "create juvenile threads & posts" in the past (which I didn't!) after I saw you and waves go "back and forth" like children about some dumb sheit from a year ago, it made me see how other people view the dumb juvenile sheit!
And now I just try to not get involved or "pulled in" to the dumb crap anymore!

No matter how much somebody tries to goad me into it!

So you need to put your own name into the poll after all the juvenile whining that you and waves did on this thread!
It was so asinine that it made me see that I ain't gettin' pulled into it no more!!

[JoeCool20]

takes a special kind of loser to hang out watching sbr poker tournaments that you aren't even playing in

LOL and It takes an even MORE type of "special loser" to "stalk" me and my posts, and then make a comment about

what I do with my own life!


Good gosh man, stop defining the word "hypocrite" with your posts and go get a life, or girlfriend, or something!

[cincinnatikid513]

LOL and It takes an even MORE type of "special loser" to "stalk" me and my posts, and then make a comment about

what I do with my own life!


Good gosh man, stop defining the word "hypocrite" with your posts and go get a life, or girlfriend, or something!

your scouting the other players aren't you taking notes on everybody recoring hand histories, i bet you have a big book on all the sbr players stay up all night reading it LOL get em JOE sbr savant

[JoeCool20]

your scouting the other players aren't you taking notes on everybody recoring hand histories, i bet you have a big book on all the sbr players stay up all night reading it LOL get em JOE sbr savant

LOL At least that isn't an attempt to "bash" me! So I can answer that congenially!

I think I am addicted to watching people wildly donk from behind on all ins!! LOL

But hell no I'm not scouting or keeping a book, because like I have said, these 40 man, hour long tourneys are 90% freakin luck!

None of the top 10 points winners in this stupid thing are "better" at poker than say, the people in 11 - 19th place!!
So why keep a damn book about who got the most donk luck for the last 2 months in these stupid things?
ESPECIALLY once/if you get to the final table!

The top players are the one's who have luck-donked the most at the final table!
Just look at all my posts about the bullshiet luck donks that beat me on the final table!
If I hadn't got donked out with bullsheit luck so damn often then I'd be leading the thing!


BUT.......And this is very important! Even the top 20 don't matter!
They just get an "auto bid" to the big game! But all you have to do is MAKE the big game!
Then all the records, and previous donks and luck go out the window!!
And it will be who luck donks the most on THAT final money tournament!
It only matters whether you make the final 30 and then get donk-ass-lucky in the money game!

[bobbywaves]

but bobbo's got the history of being despised for so many reasons.

Only one reason, losers hate winners.

[bobbywaves]

With 3 days to go, team JoeFool is running out of precious time.

Tue 24
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bobbywaves	1205		joecool	1205		spider	395
thechaoz	1290		thomorino	805		carolinadaze	705
hawkeye16	1470		sinmiedo	1925		estoxx	455
tripledbets	1280		brian311	655		mirapro	355
	5245			4590			1910

[Triple_D_Bet]

Has there ever been a more even matchup than bobbo vs joe?? They're almost perfectly matched in poker skills, intelligence and reading comprehension!

Don't forget to vote on who's worse: https://linkto.run/p/C9RW00EO

[bobbywaves]

Has there ever been a more even matchup than bobbo vs joe?? They're almost perfectly matched in poker skills, intelligence and reading comprehension!

Don't forget to vote on who's worse: https://linkto.run/p/C9RW00EO

Many ignorant people have previously claimed Joe was my ghost, so it stands to reason we would be perfectly matched with advanced poker skills & high IQ's.

But what doesn't make sense, is why I would waste time arguing with my ghost?

Looking at the geographical breakdown of people who voted, how did someone cast a vote from the Pacific Ocean? Apparently that guy is on a cruise, who has taken the time to vote.

[bobbywaves]

LOL 300 more for sinmedo! He donked out waves in 9th with a miracle 8 on the river.
My gosh I don't know why he (or anyone else) would get mad at me for posting about that kind of luck!!

You saw what Sin & Donkey were ignorantly posting in chat after the hand, they thought I was outplayed & wouldn't recognize Sin's lucky river suckout. When fact of the matter is I made a skillful preflop reraise, having Sin dominated with A,Q. Sin makes an ignorant snap call with A,8, thinking he's ahead:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7687855
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:01:54 26/03/2019 ET
Table 'Table 81607', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $200, Big Blind $400
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : pokerpro44, amount $1855, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : GUMMO77, amount $3922, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : aggieshawn, amount $9215, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : AutoDonk_CONF, amount $5238, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : cyberbabble, amount $5326, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : b1slickguy, amount $2470, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : pablo222, amount $2553, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : sinmiedo, amount $10735, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : hhsilver, amount $3772, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : bobbywaves_CONF, amount $5914, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
pokerpro44: Small Blind ($200)
GUMMO77: Big Blind ($400)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to bobbywaves_CONF: [Ad, Qd]
aggieshawn: Fold
AutoDonk_CONF: Fold
cyberbabble: Fold
b1slickguy: Fold
pablo222: Fold
sinmiedo: Raise ($1200)
hhsilver: Fold
bobbywaves_CONF: Raise [btn] ($5888.99)
pokerpro44: Fold
GUMMO77: Fold
sinmiedo: Call ($4688.99)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6c, 7d, 7c]
sinmiedo: Bet ($1600)
bobbywaves_CONF: Call [btn] ($0.01)
sinmiedo: Show Cards ($0)
bobbywaves_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ts]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
sinmiedo: Show Cards ($0)
bobbywaves_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $12628, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $1599.99, Rake $0
Summary sinmiedo: bet $7488.99, won $14227.99, net $6739, HoleCards [Ac, 8c], HiHand [two pairs, eights and sevens] [8d, 8c, 7d, 7c, Ac], won $12628 from main pot, won $1599.99 from side pot #1
Summary bobbywaves_CONF: bet $5889, won $0, net $-5889

[sinmiedo]

[Triple_D_Bet]

Many ignorant people have previously claimed Joe was my ghost, so it stands to reason we would be perfectly matched with advanced poker skills & high IQ's.

But what doesn't make sense, is why I would waste time arguing with my ghost?

Looking at the geographical breakdown of people who voted, how did someone cast a vote from the Pacific Ocean? Apparently that guy is on a cruise, who has taken the time to vote.

We've seen you talk to yourself every time you misquote someone, wouldn't surprise me at all if you made another account to do it. But I don't think there's any chance he's your ghost; it's unlikely your capable of his performance.

Also not surprising that you can't figure out a map

You saw what Sin & Donkey were ignorantly posting in chat after the hand, they thought I was outplayed & wouldn't recognize Sin's lucky river suckout. When fact of the matter is I made a skillful preflop reraise, having Sin dominated with A,Q. Sin makes an ignorant snap call with A,8, thinking he's ahead:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7687855
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:01:54 26/03/2019 ET
Table 'Table 81607', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $200, Big Blind $400
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : pokerpro44, amount $1855, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : GUMMO77, amount $3922, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : aggieshawn, amount $9215, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : AutoDonk_CONF, amount $5238, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : cyberbabble, amount $5326, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : b1slickguy, amount $2470, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : pablo222, amount $2553, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : sinmiedo, amount $10735, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : hhsilver, amount $3772, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : bobbywaves_CONF, amount $5914, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
pokerpro44: Small Blind ($200)
GUMMO77: Big Blind ($400)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to bobbywaves_CONF: [Ad, Qd]
aggieshawn: Fold
AutoDonk_CONF: Fold
cyberbabble: Fold
b1slickguy: Fold
pablo222: Fold
sinmiedo: Raise ($1200)
hhsilver: Fold
bobbywaves_CONF: Raise [btn] ($5888.99)
pokerpro44: Fold
GUMMO77: Fold
sinmiedo: Call ($4688.99)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6c, 7d, 7c]
sinmiedo: Bet ($1600)
bobbywaves_CONF: Call [btn] ($0.01)
sinmiedo: Show Cards ($0)
bobbywaves_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ts]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
sinmiedo: Show Cards ($0)
bobbywaves_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $12628, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $1599.99, Rake $0
Summary sinmiedo: bet $7488.99, won $14227.99, net $6739, HoleCards [Ac, 8c], HiHand [two pairs, eights and sevens] [8d, 8c, 7d, 7c, Ac], won $12628 from main pot, won $1599.99 from side pot #1
Summary bobbywaves_CONF: bet $5889, won $0, net $-5889

Looks like Sin was actually the favorite when you guys got it all in, glad you didn't suck out on him there!

[bobbywaves]

We've seen you talk to yourself every time you misquote someone, wouldn't surprise me at all if you made another account to do it. But I don't think there's any chance he's your ghost; it's unlikely your capable of his performance.

Also not surprising that you can't figure out a map



Looks like Sin was actually the favorite when you guys got it all in, glad you didn't suck out on him there!

Just when we thought Tripe couldn't get any more ignorant than accepting a 29k poker bet to Waves & losing miserably, he now ignorantly states that Ac,8c, is a preflop favorite over Ad,Qd:

[sinmiedo]

trip d and I like many, play poker, while you play cards, and write on the complain book.