Attention: ArunSh

[blankoblanco]

That's exactly what I'm saying.

I would have raised to $1,200 & folded to an all in bet. If my better preflop hand held up, he just let me back in the game with 10k chips. Then I would have been poised for the win, as I specialize in dismantling loose fish like him.

Don't expect you to comprehend any of this though. It's why I have more cashes than you every year & why you're a pussy by never accepting my annual challenges.

That's just straight up close to the worst possible way to play this spot (but does depend on how your opponent plays, so maybe it could be better than folding outright).

But seriously, there's very little to comprehend. Good God, you're awful. You think the best play is to raise to 2 of your 7.5 big blinds total and then fold to a shove with K high. Heads up. Wow, that is hilariously bad. You can literally prove it's bad with math. It's inarguable. Lmao

[blankoblanco]

It's actually very funny that bobby takes himself so seriously and can actually post an explanation that is hilariously donkish to anyone who has any clue how to play tournament poker. That's brilliant. We have written, recorded proof that bobby is a donk, and he can't take it back. He can only try to argue against reality and math. Good luck. Thanks bobs, ya dumbass

[bobbywaves]

That's brilliant.

Your acceptance of my brilliance is a step in the right direction.

Doubt you'll have the balls or pts to accept a 2020 annual poker challenge from me. Considering I consistently have more cashes & annual leaderboards than you.

Start working the SBR glory holes & solicit a loan, as your measly 336 pts won't cut the mustard for annual 2020 poker challenge.

[Triple_D_Bet]

It's actually very funny that bobby takes himself so seriously and can actually post an explanation that is hilariously donkish to anyone who has any clue how to play tournament poker. That's brilliant. We have written, recorded proof that bobby is a donk, and he can't take it back. He can only try to argue against reality and math. Good luck. Thanks bobs, ya dumbass

Have you considered the other possibility? Maybe math and all known poker knowledge are wrong, and all it took to point it out was the banana-in-the-ear ravings of a freeroll-poker nit who lives in a house worth less than what many of us have earned in a year playing poker. I'm sure it'll all be explained in his upcoming book, titled, "I Won a Bet Once and Pretended the Bets I Lost Didn't Count: How to Be a Winning Player, If Only In Your Own Mind"...or at least, it would be explained there if he was capable of even basic reading or writing

[blankoblanco]

Your acceptance of my brilliance is a step in the right direction.

Doubt you'll have the balls or pts to accept a 2020 annual poker challenge from me. Considering I consistently have more cashes & annual leaderboards than you.

Start working the SBR glory holes & solicit a loan, as your measly 336 pts won't cut the mustard for annual 2020 poker challenge.

Make it worth my while with an escrow that I fully trust. I'd accept the challenge in a second. I seriously doubt you could make it worth my time. I'd have to know I could win at least 100k points or something. Maybe more, haven't thought much about it. I could beat you in a year-long challenge in my fking sleep, it would just have to actually be worth that much commitment.

It's so funny that you don't realize what a joke you are. When's the last time you even made a team despite playing daily?

You have more cashes because you play every single day, and because you play to min-cash, you psycho nit. If we compared cash rates and pts per cash it'd be hysterical.

I haven't played in a poker tourney here in 2 weeks because I'm already gonna make the East team and it's super boring and not worth my time after that point.

correction: I think I played 1 tourney in the last 2 weeks

[bobbywaves]

I'd have to know I could win at least 100k points or something. Maybe more.

So just to be clear...you want to wager & win 100k+ pts, while you're a broke dikk sitting on 336 pts.

It's so funny

It really is too funny, you're absolutely hysterical.

[blankoblanco]

So just to be clear...you want to wager & win 100k+ pts, while you're a broke dikk sitting on 336 pts.

Here's a weird life tip. I cash out my points to, you know, use them. As actual money. To invest. But don't let being intelligent with money get in the way of the fact that you have a whopping $500ish of points right now! I'm super impressed. Five hundred dollars!! What a sum

If we have a proper escrow and sufficient stakes, I can wager against you with something called "money." Since you're not a brokedick, I guess you have plenty of that to bet, right?

[bobbywaves]

I cash out my points to

I see you've cashed out a measly 123k, compared to my 192k.

you have a whopping $500ish of points right now! I'm super impressed. Five hundred dollars!! What a sum

More like $750, with current pts & outstanding bets/loans. Easy to see why you're super impressed, that's $750 in pts compared to your measly $12.50.

I can wager against you with something called "money."

Money wagers are not allowed on this site & you can't buy betpoints in USA. So I suggest you solicit a 100k loan & get back to me chump.

Since you're not a brokedick, I guess you have plenty of that to bet, right?

Correct, money never an issue. Unlike you, I don't have to constantly cash out betpoints to feed my family & have $5,600+ chump change sitting in 5Dimes:

[Chipup]

Bobby you idiot ��. You just posted your full account number for 5dimes.. people here know your real name, address etc.. you better take that down in a hurry. You can thank me later.

[bobbywaves]

Bobby you idiot ��. You just posted your full account number for 5dimes.. people here know your real name, address etc.. you better take that down in a hurry. You can thank me later.

Obviously not worried about it, using DBA security.

[blankoblanco]

Alright bobby, let's plan to wager on who finishes higher in whatever the next tourney series is? 10-20k pts or so? Sound good?

Realistically yes 100k points would be a bitch to come up with and I'm not gonna lock up a bunch of pts/money for a year because I don't think that's even smart financially. Also I'd rather shoot myself than have to play an SBR tourney every day for a year, but I can do every weekday for a few months just to shut you up

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Maybe Arun can start getting some payments from the stiff pabonaparte sometime in the future?

[Triple_D_Bet]

I see you've cashed out a measly 123k, compared to my 192k.




More like $750, with current pts & outstanding bets/loans. Easy to see why you're super impressed, that's $750 in pts compared to your measly $12.50.



Money wagers are not allowed on this site & you can't buy betpoints in USA. So I suggest you solicit a 100k loan & get back to me chump.




Correct, money never an issue. Unlike you, I don't have to constantly cash out betpoints to feed my family & have $5,600+ chump change sitting in 5Dimes:

Blanko's only cashing out his own points though, not laundering points from international posters as you seem to be

$750 isn't a brag-worthy win from a single poker session, let alone brag-worthy for your accumulation of points in freeroll poker...especially when you owe more than 3 times as much

$5k on 5 dimes is less impressive considering it's basically taxpayer (welfare) money you're betting with

No need for blanko to take out a 100k loan, since you don't have anywhere near that much and aren't smart enough to even understand loans

[BigOrange]

Maybe Arun can start getting some payments from the stiff pabonaparte sometime in the future?

The stiffing cokkgobbler is registered again for the 8pm tourney.

Takes a lot of nerve to show up everyday, play poker, enter contests and continue to stiff on his loan!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

The stiffing cokkgobbler is registered again for the 8pm tourney.

Takes a lot of nerve to show up everyday, play poker, enter contests and continue to stiff on his loan!

Yep, he plays daily. Agreed, he is the worst kind of stiff. Absolutely no shame and keeps showing up despite being a total scumbag POS.

[pablo222]

Gonna have to agree with Big O and Peavy here.

Takes a special kind of degen to not make some kind of effort, with 12 points coming in a day and the points from poker tourneys.

I hope he pays these off soon.

I know SBR doesn't get involved on these matters, but he should not be allowed to qualify for any of these finals until he is paid up.

That seems like the only way he would make good.

[bobbywaves]

Alright bobby, let's plan to wager on who finishes higher in whatever the next tourney series is? 10-20k pts or so? Sound good?

I specialize in low variance, skill based, year long challenges. Not interested in high variance challenges, to see who gets lucky over 2-3 months.

Realistically yes 100k points would be a bitch to come up with and I'm not gonna lock up a bunch of pts/money for a year because I don't think that's even smart financially.

Yet, you're the one who requested a challenge for 100k+. When you're a broke dikk sitting on 348.

Also I'd rather shoot myself than have to play an SBR tourney

I have a Smith & Wesson, let me know if you want to borrow it.

[BigOrange]

LOL 1st hand in 8pm, Pabon calls all in pre flop with 58 against my AJ. What a fukking moron. No wonder he is broke and stiffing.

[grey area]

Thanks for the heads up message ArunSh ... had a major accident and looking at a long road to recovery, might even lose my dam foot for f sakes.

[BigOrange]

Thanks for the heads up message ArunSh ... had a major accident and looking at a long road to recovery, might even lose my dam foot for f sakes.

JFC that's awful Grey!

[franklee168]

Sorry Grey. Hope the recovery goes well bro.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Thanks for the heads up message ArunSh ... had a major accident and looking at a long road to recovery, might even lose my dam foot for f sakes.

grey, sorry to hear brother hope your recovery goes well!

[blankoblanco]

I specialize in low variance, skill based, year long challenges. Not interested in high variance challenges, to see who gets lucky over 2-3 months.

Fine, I'll offer you the same bet for every series going forward. No more variance than the other way around, nobody has to take out huge unwieldy point loans and then have no access to it for a year. That's stupid. It's still way more SBR poker than I want to play but at least I don't have to play on weekends. And it's too profitable to turn down

Also, it's called gambling, bobby, ever done it? If you actually thought you were better you'd take the bet.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Yep, he plays daily. Agreed, he is the worst kind of stiff. Absolutely no shame and keeps showing up despite being a total scumbag POS.

Shrug, Chipup, CS4 and bobbo do the exact same thing...shameless stiffs as a percentage of poker regulars is the way it is unfortunately

Fine, I'll offer you the same bet for every series going forward. No more variance than the other way around, nobody has to take out huge unwieldy point loans and then have no access to it for a year. That's stupid. It's still way more SBR poker than I want to play but at least I don't have to play on weekends. And it's too profitable to turn down

Also, it's called gambling, bobby, ever done it? If you actually thought you were better you'd take the bet.

I'll translate for you blanko: that's not what bobbo actually believes, it's simply his excuse. He was destroyed routinely in contest-long poker bets, so he's fallen back to his backup plan: offering people bad bets and take their sensible refusal as "proof" that he's feared. It was his go-to move for years until DS put him in his place and took him for 72k; thankfully now we see it a lot less. It's similar to how he claims he'd destroy guys like sharpangles in NLHE cash, but bobbo refuses to even sit down and play. If you actually came up with 100k, he'd have to dig up another excuse...although the "he's too broke to be able to come up with 100k, and too dense to understand how loans work" is a pretty good one

His grasp on gambling is similarly bad; he also has a long history of loudly claiming to be the favorite while trying to insist on large underdog odds for him. Guy is clueless, and might truely believe that winning a single bet makes him the best

[Auto Donk]

only time waves and I went at a year-long contest, it wasn't pretty.... I led the heads up contest 360 of 365 days that year.....

end result, as totally expected, and despite playing 15-20 less trnys than him:





As for the 2019 (current year's) leaderboard, I'm in the top ten and waves is nowhere to be found...... guy sucks at poker.....

[blankoblanco]

Bobby, are you interested in making a realistic wager with me or not? Something that doesn't involve gigantic loans and points locked up for a year? Or are you just wasting my time?

If you think you have an edge, shouldn't you be jumping at the chance to find something that works for both of us?

We can agree upfront to bet on each individual poker series next year, 10-20k pts each time. That's not high-variance. If you "run bad" on the first series you still have multiple opportunities to win it back rather than it being all-or-nothing

[bobbywaves]

Fine, I'll offer you the same bet for every series going forward. No more variance than the other way around, nobody has to take out huge unwieldy point loans and then have no access to it for a year. That's stupid.

Your reading comprehension is as bad as your poker play. Clearly stated I'm not interested betting high variance 2-3 month series. You ignorantly think stacking the series bets somehow lowers the variance of these series bets, compared to the low variance of an annual challenge. That's comical.

It's not stupid to have my pts in escrow for a year, when I'm getting 100% interest on the escrow. What's stupid is you babbling about wanting to bet, when you're a broke dikk with 360 pts.

Hint: Build yourself a bankroll. Or visit the SBR glory holes & solicit a loan, since you can't generate your own pts. Then get back to me.

Also, it's called gambling, bobby, ever done it?

Sure have, I gamble every day on 5Dimes.

I don't gamble much on the green felt though, I prefer to play solid poker:

Getting it in with the best of it, my opponent drawing dead, takes my gamble out of poker.

[bobbywaves]

As for the 2019 (current year's) leaderboard, I'm in the top ten and waves is nowhere to be found.

The Donkey Alzheimer's kicking in, conveniently leaves out all the years I kicked his ass on annual leaderboard. Especially the year I kicked some major Donkey ass, crushing him by a 5k margin, only to be stiffed on our poker wager.

Hint: There's a reason why it says Donkey = stiff in my status.

[blankoblanco]

lol, Okay bobby. At this point I might just take a year long bet against you. You are so horrifyingly bad at poker. All you do is nit up and cash by folding. It's basically free money. I really don't want to play every day, but it's free money and in theory it will make you feel worse about yourself, even though I think you're too stupid to even have that capability.

You'll commit to a year-long 2020 bet for any amount I can possibly come up with, right? Say yes, and I can begin working on it. At this point the money is secondary. You're such a fking clueless idiot

[bobbywaves]

All you do is nit up and cash by folding.

It's impossible to cash by folding in this format, but thanks for demonstrating your ignorance again.

It's basically free money. I really don't want to play every day, but it's free money.

At this point the money is secondary.

Not sure what you're talking about, I told you before there's no money wagers allowed on this site. The bet would be for pts, but unfortunately you're a pointless broke dikk.

You'll commit to a year-long 2020 bet for any amount I can possibly come up with, right? Say yes, and I can begin working on it.

Any amount would be unreasonable, just like the pathetic 100k+ bet you proposed. Our pts are obviously limited & I don't solicit loans, since I don't engage in broke dikk behavior.

Just come up with a bankroll chump, then we can discuss & negotiate the amount of wager.

You're such a fking clueless idiot

The fking clueless idiot is the guy who proposed a 100k+ poker bet, while sitting on 360 pts.

[blankoblanco]

I wasn't proposing a 100k bet, I was saying that 100k points is monetarily close to what would be worth it for me to make a year-long wager. Instead I tried to break that up into shorter segments. It's called placing value on your time. And I've acknowledged that logistics make it impractical, and unless you can get 85k points out of thin air, it's impractical for you as well

Kinda weird how I've been trying really hard to find a way for us to make a bet, and you're just making one excuse after the other not to wager. Not really how someone who thought they had an edge would behave ever

[blankoblanco]

Bobby, you were challenging me to bet you 100k pts for the 2020 leaderboard (which I doubt you would have been able to come up with either). So surely you'd bet me any amount below that? Yes or no? This is pretty simple, you dipshit. You will accept my bet for any amount up to or less than 100k, right? If you think you have an edge, the bigger the bet, the better for you. It's just really weird how you dodged that question so hard...

[blankoblanco]

It's impossible to cash by folding in this format, but thanks for demonstrating your ignorance again.

You have no idea how hilarious it is that you took my statement 100% literally. That's actually amazing. You've taken time to think about tourneys where you could literally, actually fold to a cash. Hahaha. This is peak bobby waves. So fking funny and clueless

My point was that you play like a scared nit, moron

[bobbywaves]

Kinda weird how I've been trying really hard to find a way for us to make a bet, and you're just making one excuse after the other not to wager.

Coming from the moron who stated a 100k bet, maybe more, is the only way annual bet is worth his time. When the broke dikk has 360 pts, nowhere near 100k+. Talk about excuses.

[bobbywaves]

Bobby, you were challenging me to bet you 100k pts for the 2020 leaderboard (which I doubt you would have been able to come up with either). So surely you'd bet me any amount below that? Yes or no? This is pretty simple, you dipshit. You will accept my bet for any amount up to or less than 100k, right? If you think you have an edge, the bigger the bet, the better for you. It's just really weird how you dodged that question so hard...

You're delusional. I never challenged you to 100k bet, that was your idiotic statement. I would never propose a bet for pts I don't have. Why would I propose a 100k bet, when I don't have it? I wouldn't. Your question was answered, not dodged. I bet with pts I have, I don't solicit loans to bet. So you're ignorant to be suggesting large bet amounts neither of us have, especially considering you're a broke dikk with 360 pts.