Brainfreeze's Mercy

[bobbywaves]

somebody make a poker chat thread because this thread title is tired, chip do the right thing ...

and my goodness can i win one ... or two ?

Chipdown: "Why did I even create this ignorant thread? Oh yeah, because Freeze told me & I always do what people tell me."

BF said make a thread.

[brainfreeze]

Chipdown: "Why did I even create this ignorant thread? Oh yeah, because Freeze told me & I always do what people tell me."

i told him to BUMP one in the poker section or MAKE one in the bet point area... he did this, but i don't need your opinion on his attention to detail or thread making .. thanks anyway tho

[bobbywaves]

i told him to BUMP one in the poker section or MAKE one in the bet point area... he did this, but i don't need your opinion on his attention to detail or thread making .. thanks anyway tho

Chip didn't do this, he created the useless thread on your command in the poker forum...you're welcome.

[Triple_D_Bet]

...If I'll do anything possible to avoid meeting anyone as you ignorantly claim, then it stands to reason that would include past & future events. Since you're characterizing me a certain way & people rarely change who they are. But since I debunked your ignorant statement so quickly with my bash appearance, you're left grasping at straws.

But taking your sorry ass for 29k didn't shut you up, so proving you wrong yet again probably won't shut you up either. So carry on moron.

Have your social worker read you the bolded parts, and have them explain to you that the part you agreed with (that will means future) means that it's not talking about the past. Not that I expect you to understand, not like anything's ever made it through that dense noggin of yours even with explanations

Shrug, I lost a poker bet to you for reasons you don't understand; you beat me for 5k without a lead, the rest after being spotted a massive lead (which is not coincidentally the only way you've ever beat DS), and you still needed to spend all day looking for smallest tourney, playing more than me, and getting a nice run of luck to eke out a win. And yet when we didn't have a bet the following year, and you were trying as hard as you could to beat Donk...I missed 30+ tourneys and still crushed you for the year. If that didn't shut you up, and all the previous times you've been proven wrong haven't shut you up, I think I'll just go ahead and keep on being right. You're welcome to do your little make-believe routine to think differently though

[bobbywaves]

Shrug, I lost a poker bet to you for reasons you don't understand; you beat me for 5k without a lead, the rest after being spotted a massive lead (which is not coincidentally the only way you've ever beat DS)

Whatever leads you & DS ignorantly spotted me, wouldn't have come into play anyway. As you were both beaten soundly. You & DS spotting me a lead, is comparable to me spotting Phil Ivey a lead.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Whatever leads you & DS ignorantly spotted me, wouldn't have come into play anyway. As you were both beaten soundly. You & DS spotting me a lead, is comparable to me spotting Phil Ivey a lead.

Considering I lost by less than the lead I spotted you for most of our bet, it came into play...but that's just math, not your strong suit. I think the one time you beat DS was the same, but can't remember for sure.

Bottom line: you've proven yourself to be a mediocre micronit who can't handle playing at the level of a good number of better players here, including DS, Donk and me. Pretty much every time you open your scamhole to try to tell us about how good you are, you prove the opposite. I'm sure in Bobbo's Imaginary Pretend Land (population: 1), you're everything you like to think you are...and the rest of us are having a decent time laughing at you, so I guess everyone's happy! So keep on keepin on...you owe DS a lot of jokes at your expense to make up for the points you stole from him

[bobbywaves]

Considering I lost by less than the lead I spotted you for most of our bet, it came into play...but that's just math, not your strong suit.

"For most of our bet?"

Lead you spotted just didn't come into play at the end of our bet, when it counts.

I soundly beat you by 2k moron.

[downsouth]

Whatever leads you & DS ignorantly spotted me, wouldn't have come into play anyway. As you were both beaten soundly. You & DS spotting me a lead, is comparable to me spotting Phil Ivey a lead.

False, the one time you beat me I spotted you over 1000 and you beat me by a few hundred. But hey, who is worried about facts in whatever this reality is. The other two times we started even did not go very well for you. Bobbo Awayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

[Triple_D_Bet]

"For most of our bet?"

Lead you spotted just didn't come into play at the end of our bet, when it counts.

I soundly beat you by 2k moron.

And you were up by over 3k when most of our wager was placed. To those of us familiar with really, really basic math, that means the lead i spotted you (the bigger number) is greater than the margin you won by (the smaller number)...so the lead came into play.

But as DS said, those are just facts...bobbo awayyyyyyyy!

[bobbywaves]

And you were up by over 3k when most of our wager was placed.

False. You know how ignorant you would have to be to not only bet me 29k, but spot Waves a 3k lead?

Wait, bad example....You are that ignorant.

[Auto Donk]

Have your social worker read you the bolded parts, and have them explain to you that the part you agreed with (that will means future) means that it's not talking about the past. Not that I expect you to understand, not like anything's ever made it through that dense noggin of yours even with explanations

Shrug, I lost a poker bet to you for reasons you don't understand; you beat me for 5k without a lead, the rest after being spotted a massive lead (which is not coincidentally the only way you've ever beat DS), and you still needed to spend all day looking for smallest tourney, playing more than me, and getting a nice run of luck to eke out a win. And yet when we didn't have a bet the following year, and you were trying as hard as you could to beat Donk...I missed 30+ tourneys and still crushed you for the year. If that didn't shut you up, and all the previous times you've been proven wrong haven't shut you up, I think I'll just go ahead and keep on being right. You're welcome to do your little make-believe routine to think differently though

and, since he loves to stroll down memory lane, let's let him re-live how that turned out for him:




taken 1/1/2016, after a year of small b's futile effort, despite playing 20+ more daily trnys than me......

waves sucks at poker.....

[Triple_D_Bet]

False. You know how ignorant you would have to be to not only bet me 29k, but spot Waves a 3k lead?

Wait, bad example....You are that ignorant.

Sooooo, that's about as close to you admitting you were wrong as we'll ever see I guess...still no progress on you understanding how betting works, but baby steps!

and, since he loves to stroll down memory lane, let's let him re-live how that turned out for him:




taken 1/1/2016, after a year of small b's futile effort, despite playing 20+ more daily trnys than me......

waves sucks at poker.....

Donker, the guy has demonstrated an inability to subtract...I don't think showing him numbers is gonna change what he wants to believe

[bobbywaves]

still no progress on you understanding how betting works, but baby steps!

My understanding is I took your sorry ass for 29k in a poker bet.

Here's a stroll down memory lane for ya, asswipes Donkey & Tripe getting smoked by Waves:

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Whatever happened to ShogunRua. Was a good player.

[bobbywaves]

Jon Jones took his soul in 2011. The 2 KOs and knee surgeries that came after certainly didn't help.

[Auto Donk]

Slum Dog BDF Welfare/unemployment recipeint waves posts meaningless 2016 leaderboard, where no one had any incentive to beat him, and the two players he menitoned played 1 1/2 - 2 months minimum less trnies than he......

waves has no life, played every trny available, and still sucks points wise per trny played.....

face it waves, you f'n suck

[Auto Donk]

Sooooo, that's about as close to you admitting you were wrong as we'll ever see I guess...still no progress on you understanding how betting works, but baby steps!



Donker, the guy has demonstrated an inability to subtract...I don't think showing him numbers is gonna change what he wants to believe

true, and he fails to mention that he rejected my offer of a yearly challenge that would calculate pts earned per trny played, with a mininum no. of trnies required, with the winner being the player who amassed the higher average of pts won per trny actually played.....

because he knew he'd lose his f'n ass terribly in such a challenge....

the only advantage waves has is being completely unemployed and no social life, such that he can play more trnies by far than anyone else.....

I, on the other hand, missed a weeks worth while on a cruise in april, missed another week and half's while in Daytona for the beach and the nascar summer race, missed a weeks worth or more while in casinos across the US, and missed yet another week's worth while on a second cruise i won though playing poker on the first cruise, and another week's worth deer hunting, and a few others where I just didn't give a shit.....

all of which are documented in epic DonkLand RoadShow threads......

meanwhile, SlumDog Waves sat in his boarded up shanty, doin' nothing but searchin' for the sbr trny with the fewest players EVERY F'N DAY on which daily's were available AND watching the bloods and latin kings steal his shit, particularly his hub caps, off his piece of shit ride......

[bobbywaves]

the only advantage waves has is being completely retired, such that he can play more trnies by far than anyone else.

Solid point...Don't worry Donkey, I'm sure you'll be able to retire from your Houston glory hole business when you're 90.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

its funny....I remember when I signed up here FOUR AND A HALF YEARS AGO and saw the back and fourths between these two and thought, ahh this will end soon. Boy was I wrong

[sinmiedo]

You have to admit, because of bobby this forum is active, alive , and fun to read about no poker related issues.
Bobby is the kind of individuals that deserve an applause for been so active, in whatever he is trying to do.

[Auto Donk]

You have to admit, because of bobby this forum is active, alive , and fun to read about no poker related issues.
Bobby is the kind of individuals that deserve an applause for been so active, in whatever he is trying to do.

waves does serve a legitimate purpose on the site:

waves is the forum member that can make alcoholic, drug addicted, strung-out broke degenerate gamblers feel good about themselves.... having them look themselves in the mirror at their very worst moments of degeneracy and still be able to say: "at least i'm not waves" --it keeps some of these guys' head held high!

[bobbywaves]

You have to admit, because of bobby this forum is active, alive, and fun to read about

Bobby is the kind of individuals that deserve an applause for been so active

waves does serve a legitimate purpose on the site

[ZINISTER]

Not sure if you're trying to be funny or not...if so, try harder

Computer play at same stakes is much better than live, but quite a few of us have no problem playing live and winning...come out to Vegas and we'll be happy to prove it, will only cost you a couple buy-ins probably

Never said I was any good at Poker. Not on here to say how great I am or how I would take your money. Not my style. Just pointing out that in today's world, MALES (NOT MEN)are complete twats. Wasn't trying to be funny was as serious as a Heart Attack. Did ya feel your hands???? lol see my point??

[ZINISTER]

When I do get lucky and beat one of you up and coming "PROs", you young pucies always have to talk about what a dumb ars I was for calling you with a pair of 3's on the river. BLAH BLAH blah about the hand. Dude-you lost ship the money, get you Mommas tit out of your mouth, get up or re-buy. Here's a tissue, Mr. ODDS this Math That sometimes you play your gut. You ladies have no GUTS. That is what separates the MEN from the Males. But, your earrings look great with you manicured nails and your waxed eyebrows. Don't worry, suckn diock don't make ya gay anymore. lol Enjoy

[BigOrange]

When I do get lucky and beat one of you up and coming "PROs", you young pucies always have to talk about what a dumb ars I was for calling you with a pair of 3's on the river. BLAH BLAH blah about the hand. Dude-you lost ship the money, get you Mommas tit out of your mouth, get up or re-buy. Here's a tissue, Mr. ODDS this Math That sometimes you play your gut. You ladies have no GUTS. That is what separates the MEN from the Males. But, your earrings look great with you manicured nails and your waxed eyebrows. Don't worry, suckn diock don't make ya gay anymore. lol Enjoy

I don't get why you are even playing poker here since you are a Broke Dikk Non Pro. The points are useless for you.

[Auto Donk]

i don't think i've ever even played a trny with zini.... I would have remembered that ass and have been totally distracted by it, unable to play.....

may have to look for his trnies in the future, just to have something to do while waiting for the inevitable bad beat sbr deals out.....

[convick]

I don't get why you are even playing poker here since you are a Broke Dikk Non Pro. The points are useless for you.

Dont think hes ever played a hand of sbr poker. Look for any poker deposits, I see none.

Hes talking about playing live, for cash. hypothetically...

[BigOrange]

Dont think hes ever played a hand of sbr poker. Look for any poker deposits, I see none.

Hes talking about playing live, for cash. hypothetically...

Then it makes even less sense that he is posting in a thread about SBR Poker.

[Auto Donk]

Then it makes even less sense that he is posting in a thread about SBR Poker.

probably stared at his own avatar for too long.....





ass like that will make you do and / or say some crazy shit.....

[ZINISTER]

I 1st posted about how you argue on here like biotches. I play at the Jack Casino in Cleveland. I sometimes travel to Pittsburgh. Have ran into some great players at Rivers Casino the last two times. I played with Cunix(WPT Champion) and a good local Pro name Ali. I out played em both, but they ended up with my money.lol I haven't played online well before the bomb was dropped on the idiots that hadn't figured out the shyt was fixed. The people trying to justify all the shyt that happens within a few hours online by saying "You play more hands!" O.K. I can play twice that 'number' of hands live and "NEVER" see things I seen while playing. Playing on SBR has to be the same thing. I see you guys talking about it. I play LIVE 3-5 times a week depending how things are going on and off the felt. I think I heard Doyle Brunson say,"It's a Hard way to make an Easy living." I am NOT a "Pro" I play to live. A lot of these so called "PROs" you see on TV, are little rich kids acting like poker pros. If you play in a shyt ton of big buy-in poker tourneys and play O.K. in them, eventually you will get some cards.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Never said I was any good at Poker. Not on here to say how great I am or how I would take your money. Not my style. Just pointing out that in today's world, MALES (NOT MEN)are complete twats. Wasn't trying to be funny was as serious as a Heart Attack. Did ya feel your hands???? lol see my point??

You don't have a point sir, just an assumption that's way off. As for the rest...'playing your gut' is embracing your intuition and buying into the concept that intuition is somehow better than trained, conscious thought. Evidence is pretty clear that it's not, but many people still believe it, probably because it's a convenient excuse to avoid the boring work that requires going beyond intuition. You keep on doing you, but if you settle for playing your gut and hunches, and making unfounded assumptions about poker and society in general, it'll make ya look a little silly. Fortunately for you, you'd really have to go off the rails to get even close to approaching the level of the poker forum's resident dumbass

[bobbywaves]

Fortunately for you, you'd really have to go off the rails to get even close to approaching the level of the poker forum's resident dumbass

Don't be so hard on yourself Tripe.