2015 poker contest: Best "BROI" wins!

[bobbywaves]

Shrug, suit yourself...far from the first time you retreated to your imagination when confronted with reality. If you ever care to join us here in the real world, we'll be waiting

Let me know when the reality of losing 29k to Waves, smacks you in the face. Hopefully Mr.Yisman isn't charging you too much interest on that 27k loan. It's a shame you didn't accept my generous 10% discount offer. You could have saved yourself 3k, if your big ego didn't get in the way.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Let me know when the reality of losing 29k to Waves, smacks you in the face. Hopefully Mr.Yisman isn't charging you too much interest on that 27k loan. It's a shame you didn't accept my generous 10% discount offer. You could have saved yourself 3k, if your big ego didn't get in the way.

Well-grounded in reality...it's a requirement for those of us who have played poker professionally; when you lose with the best hand, you just keep getting it in ahead and profiting. Denial and winning poker don't go well together, and a self-deceiving player who thinks he's good isn't...a lesson you seem determined to avoid learning

As mentioned and explained several times before by people smarter than you, your discount offers combine terrible math with your ignorance of basic gambling, poker and probability concepts. They're just another reason you lack credibility when you try to comment on anything relating to those topics (which is just about everything here)

[bobbywaves]

Well-grounded in reality...it's a requirement for those of us who have played poker professionally; when you lose with the best hand, you just keep getting it in ahead and profiting. Denial and winning poker don't go well together

So you're a professional player who lost to me? If so, I need to go pro asap. Problem is you get caught shoving with crap all the time, you're constantly behind & it's the main factor you lost our challenge.

You should know very well that denial & winning poker don't go well together, as you live in denial & lost our challenge.

[Triple_D_Bet]

So you're a professional player who lost to me? If so, I need to go pro asap. Problem is you get caught shoving with crap all the time, you're constantly behind & it's the main factor you lost our challenge.

You should know very well that denial & winning poker don't go well together, as you live in denial & lost our challenge.

There's no shortage of people like yourself who think their mediocre performances in microstakes means they're ready to be pros. You have the dominant symptom: playing cards instead of playing poker. People who don't know the difference, such as yourself, are simply fish who don't see it coming until they venture out of their pond and get eaten alive. Luckily for you, you've managed to twist logic and convince yourself the pond is all there is...while your idiocy is amusing to watch and embarrassing for you if you ever learn enough to be embarrassed by it, the silver lining is the cowardice it breeds ends up saving you from losing much more than your not-so-valuable time

[bobbywaves]

There's no shortage of people like yourself who think their mediocre performances in microstakes means they're ready to be pros. You have the dominant symptom: playing cards instead of playing poker. People who don't know the difference, such as yourself, are simply fish who don't see it coming until they venture out of their pond and get eaten alive. Luckily for you, you've managed to twist logic and convince yourself the pond is all there is...while your idiocy is amusing to watch and embarrassing for you if you ever learn enough to be embarrassed by it, the silver lining is the cowardice it breeds ends up saving you from losing much more than your not-so-valuable time

Yet you couldn't beat this non pro in an SBR pond, & you're some "poker pro."

You should be embarrassed to flip over the cards you do at showdown.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Yet you couldn't beat this non pro in an SBR pond, & you're some "poker pro."

You should be embarrassed to flip over the cards you do at showdown.

Even AA loses dominant positions 20%, so you winning despite being way behind isn't completely impossible (especialy not with all the angle-shooting you had to do just to keep it close). I'm definitely no Elky, but you don't seem to have the balls to compete at anywhere near those levels, and the analogy holds nonetheless. Ironically, the fact that you don't understand this (plus your continued enthusiasm to display your ignorance on basic poker concepts) only proves how far ahead I was

[bobbywaves]

Even AA loses dominant positions 20%, so you winning despite being way behind isn't completely impossible (especialy not with all the angle-shooting you had to do just to keep it close). I'm definitely no Elky, but you don't seem to have the balls to compete at anywhere near those levels, and the analogy holds nonetheless. Ironically, the fact that you don't understand this (plus your continued enthusiasm to display your ignorance on basic poker concepts) only proves how far ahead I was

I was "way behind?" You can't be serious. I was ahead at least 9 out of the 12 month challenge. You never had more than a 1,200 pt lead, while my lead ballooned to 3k before ultimately winning by a comfortable 2,100+ margin. Apparently your 2-1 ML odds & spread odds were way off, couple folks were intelligent enough to cash in on those locks.

If these are truly your convictions, you would have no problem accepting my 2015 challenge. But when you make excuses for not competing in 2015, it only proves you don't believe your own Tripe.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I was "way behind?" You can't be serious.

Quite serious...we've established that you're not capable of understanding why though, so I think I'm done trying to explain it to you. If you ever become curious, try reading and comprehending what has been said previously.

I was ahead at least 9 out of the 12 month challenge. You never had more than a 1,200 pt lead, while my lead ballooned to 3k before ultimately winning by a comfortable 2,100+ margin. Apparently your 2-1 ML odds & spread odds were way off, couple folks were intelligent enough to cash in on those locks.

You're not capable of understanding this either it seems...same advice.

If these are truly your convictions, you would have no problem accepting my 2015 challenge. But when you make excuses for not competing in 2015, it only proves you don't believe your own Tripe.

My reasons were pretty clearly explained; when you stated your reasons for not accepting challenges, I showed you how they were wrong. Instead of blindly blabbering the same crap over and over again, why don't you try doing the same by explaining to me why it's unreasonable to think a slice of pizza an hour isn't worth it? Remember we're not all unemployed like you, nor do we all foam at the mouth over freerolls like yourself.

Remember to have someone more intelligent translate for you so we don't end up with your usual gibberish

[bobbywaves]

Quite serious...we've established that you're not capable of understanding why though, so I think I'm done trying to explain it to you. If you ever become curious, try reading and comprehending what has been said previously.

You're not capable of understanding this either it seems...same advice.

My reasons were pretty clearly explained; when you stated your reasons for not accepting challenges, I showed you how they were wrong. Instead of blindly blabbering the same crap over and over again, why don't you try doing the same by explaining to me why it's unreasonable to think a slice of pizza an hour isn't worth it? Remember we're not all unemployed like you, nor do we all foam at the mouth over freerolls like yourself.

Remember to have someone more intelligent translate for you so we don't end up with your usual gibberish

Whatever excuses that can help you cope with your resounding defeat Tripe, thanks for the 29k.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Whatever excuses that can help you cope with your resounding defeat Tripe, thanks for the 29k.

Can't explain your contradictory claims? No more than expected

Will extend offer to start next Monday, in the extremely unlikely event you grow a sack and/or a brain before then

[bobbywaves]

Can't explain your contradictory claims? No more than expected

Will extend offer to start next Monday, in the extremely unlikely event you grow a sack and/or a brain before then

I'll extend my 30k 2015 challenge until next Monday as well. I'm not going to participate in a challenge you can easily manipulate. Obviously I'm not the only one, as nobody signed up for your challenge.

[BeerDog99]

To be clear, I would love to participate but I am not prepared to always play and I do not always really pay attention when I play.

SBR poker is a fun distraction that has some upsides and some good people to play poker with. That is why I play.

My lack of interest in the yearly challenge has nothing to do with the imagined manipulations Bobby notes.

Anybody who actually has read or thought about poker theory knows that what cards are shown down is only one small part of poker.

To be honest, I find myself falling prey to only thinking about my cards and not the players/situations I am playing but that is likely because I have not been paying attention too much.

[bobbywaves]

My lack of interest in the yearly challenge has nothing to do with the imagined manipulations Bobby notes.

Nothing imaginary about it, as it easily could be manipulated.

[Jeffie]

Nothing imaginary about it, as it easily could be manipulated.

If SBR deleted its poker client would you commit suicide?
You literally play everyday praying for a mini cash, you're pathetic.

[bobbywaves]

If SBR deleted its poker client would you commit suicide?
You literally play everyday praying for a mini cash, you're pathetic.

I don't play weekends, I'm obviously not the only one who plays dailies. How about an annual challenge chump? Put that pathetic 78 pt balance of yours where your mouth is.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Nothing imaginary about it, as it easily could be manipulated.

...and because it could be, you've decided it's not a meaningful measure of skill, therefore your stat means nothing. You're admitting you're wrong we get it

I don't play weekends, I'm obviously not the only one who plays dailies. How about an annual challenge chump? Put that pathetic 78 pt balance of yours where your mouth is.

Of course, by not playing weekends, he means "I don't play weekends when it's not a huge overlay or freeroll (he doesn't miss those regardless of the prize pool), or unless you count the hours and hours I sit at tables waiting to flip instead of playing actual poker and having fun

Don't look now bobbo, but your ignorance is showing...as always

[bobbywaves]

your ignorance is showing...as always

The only ignorant fool is you, I crushed you on the felt & took you for 29k.

[Triple_D_Bet]

The only ignorant fool is you, I crushed you on the felt & took you for 29k.

You keep saying that...yet every time you spew the same nonsense while ignoring clearly explained reality, all you're doing is adding to the mountain of evidence which disagrees, and which overshadows and contradicts your sad attempts at deflecting the issues

Or to put it in mouth-breather English you might actually understand: "Nuh-uh, you too dumb to know you dumb!"

[bobbywaves]

You keep saying that...yet every time you spew the same nonsense while ignoring clearly explained reality, all you're doing is adding to the mountain of evidence which disagrees, and which overshadows and contradicts your sad attempts at deflecting the issues

Or to put it in mouth-breather English you might actually understand: "Nuh-uh, you too dumb to know you dumb!"

You can try to sugarcoat your defeat all you want. Fact is, you're too dumb to realize I took you for 29k.

[Triple_D_Bet]

You can try to sugarcoat your defeat all you want. Fact is, you're too dumb to realize I took you for 29k.

If we hadn't seen you contradict yourself enough to realize you're not qualified to call anyone else dumb, your tendency to ignore indisputable reality with "I know you are, but what am I?"-ish insults would seal the deal by itself

Best of luck in your future backpedaling

[bobbywaves]

If we hadn't seen you contradict yourself enough to realize you're not qualified to call anyone else dumb, your tendency to ignore indisputable reality with "I know you are, but what am I?"-ish insults would seal the deal by itself

Best of luck in your future backpedaling

No contradictions here...The indisputable reality is you lost 29k to me. It's a fact that won't go away Tripe, no matter how much you try to put Waves down. You giving me (the better player) 2-1 odds, indeed qualifies as dumb.

[CTOWNsCAPPIN]

Bobby wins this battle both on and off the poker table.

[bobbywaves]

Bobby wins this battle both on and off the poker table.

Ctown gets it.

[Jeffie]

Bobby wins this battle both on and off the poker table.

How can you say anything with his balls so deep in your throat?

[bobbywaves]

How can you say anything with his balls so deep in your throat?

Obviously Ctown isn't an illiterate idiot like you & Tripe. Apparently he read Tripe's ignorant posts, viewed challenge results, & came to the only logical conclusion there is.

If you & Tripe want further burials, keep posting. I'll be more than happy to oblige.

[Jeffie]

Obviously Ctown isn't an illiterate idiot like you & Tripe. Apparently he read Tripe's ignorant posts, viewed challenge results, & came to the only logical conclusion there is.

If you & Tripe want further burials, keep posting. I'll be more than happy to oblige.

You are the joke of this forum just stop. You will always be the kind of player i want at a table.
You will literally fold everything just to mini cash. Congrats on wasting your life on a poker challenge, maybe you should buy a new car with your winnings....

[bobbywaves]

You are the joke of this forum just stop. You will always be the kind of player i want at a table.
You will literally fold everything just to mini cash. Congrats on wasting your life on a poker challenge, maybe you should buy a new car with your winnings....

Coming from a broke dikk, who can't afford $100 to support this site.

Funny how I folded my way to 7th on 2014 board. You can usually find me in the 11pm daily, I'll be looking forward sending you to the rail.

[Jeffie]

If brokedik means not giving a fawk about free pizza then you are correct.
I dont play much on here but i've been on sbr long enough to know you're a piece of shet.

[bobbywaves]

If brokedik means not giving a fawk about free pizza then you are correct.
I dont play much on here but i've been on sbr long enough to know you're a piece of shet.

Have fun at work tomorrow dickhead... put in some OT, maybe you can afford that c-note.

[Triple_D_Bet]

No contradictions here...The indisputable reality is you lost 29k to me. It's a fact that won't go away Tripe, no matter how much you try to put Waves down. You giving me (the better player) 2-1 odds, indeed qualifies as dumb.

I'm well aware of the outcome of our contest...I'm also aware it has nothing at all to do with the inconsistency in your thinking on everything else in this thread and poker in general ("inconsistency" puts it kindly; the more common and perhaps more applicable word word is "stupidity"). I'm not trying to make facts go away; but every time I point them out, you seem determined to avoid them and continue to remain as ignorant as you can for as long as you can

Bobby wins this battle both on and off the poker table.

If you honestly think so, it's probably safe to say that you'd be the second...not the smartest company you find yourself in there

You are the joke of this forum just stop. You will always be the kind of player i want at a table.
You will literally fold everything just to mini cash. Congrats on wasting your life on a poker challenge, maybe you should buy a new car with your winnings....

Almost jeffie...unfortunately, this fish has a defense mechanism built in to protect him from losing formats that aren't huge overlays: he simply twists reality and convinces himself they don't matter somehow. Very well protected idiocy...the only upside is the endless entertainment as he contradicts himself trying to explain how he's anything beyond mediocre

Coming from a broke dikk, who can't afford $100 to support this site.

Funny how I folded my way to 7th on 2014 board. You can usually find me in the 11pm daily, I'll be looking forward sending you to the rail.

Riiiiight, because everyone knows that reality is invalid if the person pointing it out isn't a pro

I wouldn't say it's funny how you folded your way to 7th...it's a somewhat predictable result of the format. When SBR puts training wheels on their poker to entice new players, it's only a matter of time before someone comes along who hates their life enough to spend countless hours trying to out-participate people in an imaginary contest...and still losing

You really need to stop with this "I'm retired/unemployed" stuff too...between the hours spent trying to get in the smallest tournament Mon-Fri and the 10-20 hours spent on the omaha tables trying to flip your rollovers every weekend (instead of losing it in hold em games), you're clearly putting in a full-time job's worth of time. The only difference between most who do that and you is that they're getting paid more, and are getting paid in cash instead of points they never cash out for tangible goods

[bobbywaves]

and still losing

The 34k shipped to me from our challenge proves otherwise.

[Triple_D_Bet]

The 34k shipped to me from our challenge proves otherwise.

The paragraph you incompletely quoted talks about the format overall, and your presence on the leaderboard. Guess what 7th place is called? That's right....losing Honestly, about 70% of the dumb shit you say seems to be based on your inability to read and comprehend a complete sentence

Still ducking this challenge too after running your mouth so much about your "ROI", lol

[bobbywaves]

Still ducking this challenge too after running your mouth so much about your "ROI", lol

Anyone intelligent ducks a challenge that can easily be manipulated. Take the hint Tripe, nobody signed up.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Anyone intelligent ducks a challenge that can easily be manipulated. Take the hint Tripe, nobody signed up.

Hrm...and nobody else signed up for the challenge last year either...are you admitting it's just as easily manipulated, as I claimed and proved?

That bit doesn't matter though...looks like we've finally heard the last of your claims about your make-believe ROI, since you've come to terms with the fact it's meaningless (although for the wrong reasons)

[bobbywaves]

Hrm...and nobody else signed up for the challenge last year either...are you admitting it's just as easily manipulated, as I claimed and proved?

Wrong, we both signed up. "You claimed & proved 2014 leaderboard challenge is just as easily manipulated?" Yet, you still lost.