I Don't Think I'm Playing In These Tournaments Anymore

[TheMoneyShot]

Clearly cards are coming out comical. Are we using 8 decks now? Christ sake. It's not even entertainment anymore. It's absolutely insulting.

[Jeffie]

i can only speak for the last 2 weeks because i just started playing again. But yeah it really is unreal. My last couple KO hands were just laughable.

[GUMMO77]

Take a break, TMS. It doesn't look like there are any qualifying tournaments in the near future, so it's a good time to focus on capping.

Variance is a bitch.

[Slanina]

Take a break, TMS. It doesn't look like there are any qualifying tournaments in the near future, so it's a good time to focus on capping.

Variance is a bitch.

Agreed. Take a break. Next tournament challenge doesn't begin until October 6th. 3 weeks off should do the trick.

[Auto Donk]

quit calling this programmed beat bullshit "variance." it is nothing of the sort..... it's preprogrammed, preordained bullshit.... u either draw the black bean, or u don't.... keep playing, tms.... u'll win eventually..... as they say, you gotta be in to have a chance!

You also need to start playing shittier hands..... jack rag seems, as of late, to flop trip jacks to beat overpairs 98 percent of the time.... my new fav hands are J6 -J2...... if you don't flop a j, you ususally flop trips on the rag end of the hand..... beat kk with j4 three times in the past week, ask chipup, he shippped me his entire rollover just yesterday when i flopped two js, and he shoved with his kings...........

[bobbywaves]

ask chipup, he shippped me his entire rollover just yesterday when i flopped two js, and he shoved with his kings...........

Yet, you have 3 pts to your Donkey name.

[Auto Donk]

Yet, you have 3 pts to your Donkey name.

no problem, wussywaves... tdb 's chipping me off a big chunk of the 29k your wussy ass is shipping him... and unlike u, pussyboy, i cash my pts out for giftcards, pizzas, etc......... i even have an sbr cap you dumb fck!

[bobbywaves]

no problem, wussywaves... tdb 's chipping me off a big chunk of the 29k your wussy ass is shipping him... and unlike u, pussyboy, i cash my pts out for giftcards, pizzas, etc......... i even have an sbr cap you dumb fck!

Of course you run to the store with your points to survive. A lawyer making 6 figures surely can't afford pizza & Target gift cards.

[Auto Donk]

hey, supporting a sex-crazed drug addicted chimp has severly hampered my disposable cash supply...... his sex-addiction classes alone run me $1,500 per month...... the legal fees associated with his last neighborhood rampage cost me another $14.5k......

[Slanina]

There are bad beats but i don't think it's programmed. I'm nothing special and I'm almost at 10k in cashes. I started playing in June. Just have to be patient. Trying to get 7k with 16 left isn't the way.

[kidcudi92]

i haven't played much at all recently

[Auto Donk]

i haven't played much at all recently

probably why your ass doesn' hurt........

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I played in my first poker tourney in 2 months yesterday

[daneblazer]

Haven't played since the triathlon. May try to play the next contest depending on the prizes. Half assed the triathlon and it cost me as I ended up in either 4th or 5th...can't remember. Either put forth all the effort or nothing now

[daneblazer]

Anyone remember the SBR tournaments on Bodog? Those were fun. Ah the good ole days

[bobbywaves]

hey, supporting a sex-crazed drug addicted chimp has severly hampered my disposable cash supply...... his sex-addiction classes alone run me $1,500 per month...... the legal fees associated with his last neighborhood rampage cost me another $14.5k......

B-way's legal fees should cost you nothing, as you should be representing him pro bono.

So you're either not a lawyer as previously claimed & stole 5k from Tat on lawyer bet, or you're just a pathetic father figure to your chimp.

Which will it be chump?

[brainfreeze]

TMS... Play the cards, haven't seen a big pair or to many nice flops all week in tourneys, still top placing though. Be patient and know you time and your bet. You will take them down again.

[Auto Donk]

B-way's legal fees should cost you nothing, as you should be representing him pro bono.

So you're either not a lawyer as previously claimed & stole 5k from Tat on lawyer bet, or you're just a pathetic father figure to your chimp.

Which will it be chump?

how bout this chump.... name the amount you want to bet on whether I'm a lawyer or not..... and name your terms on how you want me to prove it...... minimum 3,000 bet points......

unlike your stupid ass, I won't put any conditions on accepting or make any counter-offer; i'll say either "I accept your bet" or "I don't accept your bet."

and lastly, to answer your last question, it'll probably be me beating your ass at some point!

[Triple_D_Bet]

B-way's legal fees should cost you nothing, as you should be representing him pro bono.

So you're either not a lawyer as previously claimed & stole 5k from Tat on lawyer bet, or you're just a pathetic father figure to your chimp.

Which will it be chump?

Bobby offering a 2-choice question is hilarious, considering he never answers the ones posed to him

[brainfreeze]

TMS... Play the cards, haven't seen a big pair or to many nice flops all week in tourneys, still top placing though. Be patient and know you time and your bet. You will take them down again.

In a ring game though, run good for a hour or you have no shot ...the usual

[bobbywaves]

how bout this chump.... name the amount you want to bet on whether I'm a lawyer or not..... and name your terms on how you want me to prove it...... minimum 3,000 bet points......

unlike your stupid ass, I won't put any conditions on accepting or make any counter-offer; i'll say either "I accept your bet" or "I don't accept your bet."

and lastly, to answer your last question, it'll probably be me beating your ass at some point!

I would love to accept your bet Donkey. Problem is you already proved you can't be trusted, by welching on our poker just because you're getting absolutely pummeled.

Gotta love these broke dikk fukks, Donkey has 112 to his name & wants to bet at least 3k.

[bobbywaves]

Bobby offering a 2-choice question is hilarious, considering he never answers the ones posed to him

What's hilarious is you giving me 2-1 odds on a poker challenge you're losing.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I would love to accept your bet Donkey. Problem is you already proved you can't be trusted, by welching on our poker just because you're getting absolutely pummeled.

Gotta love these broke dikk fukks, Donkey has 112 to his name & wants to bet at least 3k.

Big talk coming from the guy who makes any and every excuse not to accept a bet, then contradicts himself when he thinks he's getting a deal

What's hilarious is you giving me 2-1 odds on a poker challenge you're losing.

Get it right bobbo: I offered 2.5:1 odds on you with a 2k+ point lead. The facts that NOBODY ELSE was willing to bet on you at these odds, and that the lead has disappeared, makes it pretty clear that I was right

Pretty funny that you went from claiming a 2000 point lead was "insurmountable" to talking trash solely based on a a half-mincash lead

[bobbywaves]

Big talk coming from the guy who makes any and every excuse not to accept a bet, then contradicts himself when he thinks he's getting a deal

"I make every excuse not to accept a bet," yet miraculously I have 26k in outstanding poker wagers. And Tripe wants to talk about "contradictions."

Get it right bobbo: I offered 2.5:1 odds on you with a 2k+ point lead. The facts that NOBODY ELSE was willing to bet on you at these odds, and that the lead has disappeared, makes it pretty clear that I was right

Pretty funny that you went from claiming a 2000 point lead was "insurmountable" to talking trash solely based on a a half-mincash lead

The only one talking trash while trailing for 9 months is you, plenty of well documented threads as proof.

[Auto Donk]

i'll post the 3k whereever, ww....... name ur bet on me not being an atty..........

ps... i'l even give you 1.5 to 1 odds..... my 4500 vs your 3000...... i'll post with trusted neutral party of ur choice.........

[bobbywaves]

I would love to accept your bet Donkey. Problem is you already proved you can't be trusted, by welching on our poker just because you're getting absolutely pummeled. The trust issue is more than posting up pts, it's the fraudulent documents you will use to prove your claim.

You never answered the simple question Donkey: Why would you have to spend $ on B-Kway's legal fees, when you can represent him pro bono?

[Auto Donk]

ww excuse maker extraordinaire! you'd never accept the bet b/c ur a ducking idiot! just like ur ducking my long-standing 2015 headsup challnage u wuss!

[bobbywaves]

ww excuse maker extraordinaire! you'd never accept the bet b/c ur a ducking idiot! just like ur ducking my long-standing 2015 headsup challnage u wuss!

Coming from a Donkey who clearly welched on our poker bet, because I'm kicking your ass chump.

[Auto Donk]

didn't welch u dum fuk... u countered and I was tired of your bullshit efforts to always have the last say; you couldn't accept a simple offer, you just had to modify to suit your needs! shoulda said "I accept" you dumb fuk.

you can still "accept" my 2015 donk/wssywaves headsup chllange, you ducking coward! but I'm sure you wont... you'll make more excuses, just like always.

so pssy, u lose! hahahaha.... I'm a fckin lawyer, I'm a fckin lawyer!!!! hahaahaahhaaah you dumb fk!

[bobbywaves]

didn't welch u dum fuk... u countered and I was tired of your bullshit efforts to always have the last say; you couldn't accept a simple offer, you just had to modify to suit your needs! shoulda said "I accept" you dumb fuk.

you can still "accept" my 2015 donk/wssywaves headsup chllange, you ducking coward! but I'm sure you wont... you'll make more excuses, just like always.

so pssy, u lose! hahahaha.... I'm a fckin lawyer, I'm a fckin lawyer!!!! hahaahaahhaaah you dumb fk!

You know it wasn't a counter. I was confirming the 11pm tourney counted on 12/31, which is common sense. But since you lack common sense, I need to confirm the obvious. You posted the next day & said nothing about my confirmation. You wait a month, until I'm kicking the crap out of you. Then you decide to be a welching pssy.

Unfortunately for you, these facts remain: You suck at poker & will always trail Waves.

[Triple_D_Bet]

You know it wasn't a counter. I was confirming the 11pm tourney counted on 12/31, which is common sense. But since you lack common sense, I need to confirm the obvious. You posted the next day & said nothing about my confirmation. You wait a month, until I'm kicking the crap out of you. Then you decide to be a welching pssy.

Unfortunately for you, these facts remain: You suck at poker & will always trail Waves.

I wouldn't be too worried about bobbo's assessment of the situation donk; after all, he told me something similar:

...I'm always ahead of you on annual leaderboards...

And 2 short weeks later, here we are:

[bobbywaves]

Tripe knows Donkey welched on our poker bet, he's just to much of a puss to admit it. If Tripe thinks Donkey had a right to back out of bet, that only further demonstrates his ignorance.

Which will it be Tripe?

[Triple_D_Bet]

Tripe knows Donkey welched on our poker bet, he's just to much of a puss to admit it. If Tripe thinks Donkey had a right to back out of bet, that only further demonstrates his ignorance.

Which will it be Tripe?

My thoughts were expressed shortly after it occurred; I know you get this a lot, but you're an idiot whose inability to read leads to embarrassing yourself. But while we're asking questions, why do you continue to duck and dodge everyone in poker challenges? Can't be any bankroll concerns, as you've proven in the past those were just excuses for you trying to get better odds. Can't be a concern with enough points available to you or opponents, as you've been offered a loan if necessary and everyone looking to wager against you either has you covered or is guaranteed by someone who does.

So....why does bobbo, the self-proclaimed best player on the site (despite being proven wrong numerous times) keep dodging "inferior" opponents he's "crushing"?

[bobbywaves]

So....why does bobbo, the self-proclaimed best player on the site

Your ignorance never ceases to amaze, please post where "I claimed to be the best player on the site." Here's a recent thread, where I gave my humble opinion who the top 5 players are: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...op-5-poll.html

[Triple_D_Bet]

Your ignorance never ceases to amaze, please post where "I claimed to be the best player on the site." Here's a recent thread, where I gave my humble opinion who the top 5 players are: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...op-5-poll.html

So ammend that to "bobbo, who thinks he's one of the top 8 players on the site"...and now answer the question