[daneblazer]

We've talked about it, but for shits and giggles I've decided to conduct a top 5 poll for SBR Poker players.

I've cleared my PM's of all you hamburgers asking for points so I should be able to do this

PM me your top 5 Players Poll

Tournament
&
Cash/ring games

1st gets 5 points
5th gets 1 pt

You can give me both or either. Don't even have to give me 5

I'll tally the totals this weekend and post them. This is something I try to do monthly. Since this is a short month, the voting closes at noon Saturday 10/13 est.

and go

[tatddy]

Lesson here boys....never get married. You will seek refuge by ranking play poker players monthly. Pretty sure downsouth can fill in for you too if you need help.

[daneblazer]

Don't make fun of me tat. I know some voodoo ladies in Orleans that will put a hex on Bumgarner

[tatddy]

Don't make fun of me tat. I know some voodoo ladies in Orleans that will put a hex on Bumgarner

It's my way of rationalizing not proposing to my woman. Just ignore it.

[daneblazer]

It's my way of rationalizing not proposing to my woman. Just ignore it.

Tat, when you think about it, would you rather be conducting the poll or going to some random bar? Not like you'll be trapped in some dump like Gainesville, Knoxville or Auburn. You're in San Fran. Propose away.

[tatddy]

Tat, when you think about it, would you rather be conducting the poll or going to some random bar? Not like you'll be trapped in some dump like Gainesville, Knoxville or Auburn. You're in San Fran. Propose away.

Buddy I work at a bar/lounge in SF. Hot women every night. Yes gays too but it makes it that much easier. It's my girlfriends worst nightmare. Almost to 5 years with the woman and haven't cheated on her once. But not sure how much of this I can take.

"Here's my number take me home". Na....

Wait...what?!

I'm just gonna work on getting kidkonggolf laid next time he comes in to visit. Easy because he doesn't have a sexual preference. Just a volume guy.

[boeing power]

Tat, when you think about it, would you rather be conducting the poll or going to some random bar? Not like you'll be trapped in some dump like Gainesville, Knoxville or Auburn. You're in San Fran. Propose away.

Fuk that, you'll be married for the rest of your life, probably not to the same girl but you get my drift.....no hurry pal.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Buddy I work at a bar/lounge in SF. Hot women every night. Yes gays too but it makes it that much easier. It's my girlfriends worst nightmare. Almost to 5 years with the woman and haven't cheated on her once. But not sure how much of this I can take.

"Here's my number take me home". Na....

Wait...what?!

I'm just gonna work on getting kidkonggolf laid next time he comes in to visit. Easy because he doesn't have a sexual preference. Just a volume guy.

Sounds like you just need someone to jump on those grenades for ya pal...drop me a line, I'll help ya out here

[daneblazer]

NO PMS OR VOTES so far


this isnt a fukkin marriage thread.

Im trying to keep the forum active lets go guys

[Triple_D_Bet]

NO PMS OR VOTES so far


this isnt a fukkin marriage thread.

Im trying to keep the forum active lets go guys

Will get right on this, as soon as tat and I can work out a schedule...priorities man, priorities

[downsouth]

Marriage and kids is great. Most of my afternoons are spent watching the same three kids shows over and over. I have most of the Paw Patrol series memorized and Im getting quite good at the pup pup boogie.

I was lucky enough my wife took the kids the other day to the grocery store without me and I got to watch good porno on the big screen computer with the sound on. Was quite delightful.

Multiple times a year I am propositioned by a usually hairy Mexican brickhouse to trade favors for rent. Just like Tat I turn em all down.

I am going to Germany in a few weeks for Oktoberfest and wife will have to work some during the day while over there (her company is German) so I will have some idle time to check out the German brothels if I so desire.

[BeerDog99]

I am going to Germany in a few weeks for Oktoberfest and wife will have to work some during the day while over there (her company is German) so I will have some idle time to check out the German brothels if I so desire.

Oh man, you are one lucky SOB, I did that a couple of years ago, it was the best vacation I have ever been on. I hope you have an awesome time, send some updates!

[bobbywaves]

Some of us rebels don't have PM access.

Tourney's:

1) Smitch124
2) ShogunRua
3) Sinmiedo
4) JediMindPicks
5) GUMMO77

[Triple_D_Bet]

Some of us rebels don't have PM access.

Tourney's:

1) Smitch124
2) ShogunRua
3) Sinmiedo
4) JediMindPicks
5) GUMMO77

Just for shits and giggles bobbo, give us the next 3 best in your opinion

[BeerDog99]

Just for shits and giggles bobbo, give us the next 3 best in your opinion

LMAO, I think it will hurt to answer that....

[GUMMO77]

[QUOTE=downsouth; I am going to Germany in a few weeks for Oktoberfest and wife will have to work some during the day while over there (her company is German) so I will have some idle time to check out the German brothels if I so desire.[/QUOTE]

German_Girls.jpg

[smitch124]

German_Girls.jpg

The Master race!!

[downsouth]

Oh man, you are one lucky SOB, I did that a couple of years ago, it was the best vacation I have ever been on. I hope you have an awesome time, send some updates!

Yeah, Im pretty pumped about it. Her company has a big tent setup at Oktoberfest and such so I am preparing to eat and drink till I can no more.

[BeerDog99]

Yeah, Im pretty pumped about it. Her company has a big tent setup at Oktoberfest and such so I am preparing to eat and drink till I can no more.

Wow, I am so jealous! You will have a blast. The Munich transit system is awesome, buy a ~25euro ticket for all week and you can pretty much get anywhere easily and fast.

If you get a chance to get out of the city, I recommend you go to the Andechs. There is a working monastery/brewery up there and it is stunning the landscape in the foothills of the Bavarian Alps. http://www.andechs.de/nc/en.html

Also, we went to a number of places, to eat at night that were all awesome, Ratskeller, The Lowenbrau Keller, Hoffbrau Haus to name a few.

We stayed in the Olympic village area and that was cool in of itself but it also is right beside the BMW museum and factory which was really interesting to tour.

Lastly, Oktoberfest closes pretty early (~10:30pm) so if you are still going, most pubs will stay open and be quite accommodating if you are drinking.

Enjoy my friend and take lots of pictures!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I went about 15 years ago for Oktoberfest...can't remember much but it was a great time!

[konck]

If your top 5 sbr poker either you work for sbr or you are somehow connect and have probably won a money tourny also
Most players here have zero clue yet win day after day
Im 71 tournies 1 win which is a joke I avg 150 pts on cashes yet will always take the horrid beat from your sbr local at the end.
Won many brick and mortar poker tournies and won a WPO event should have won back to back years but took a bad beat
71-1 lol gfy
Plus any time I have played the guys here at the Bash it has been ez money. Last Bash I know I had the biggest nl pot of the weekend

[konck]

BennyBignuts probably the best player here
He just rages all in on this site because its so fake lol
He basically wont play any more
He was a Main Event finalist 2006 espn

[Triple_D_Bet]

If your top 5 sbr poker either you work for sbr or you are somehow connect and have probably won a money tourny also
Most players here have zero clue yet win day after day
Im 71 tournies 1 win which is a joke I avg 150 pts on cashes yet will always take the horrid beat from your sbr local at the end.
Won many brick and mortar poker tournies and won a WPO event should have won back to back years but took a bad beat
71-1 lol gfy
Plus any time I have played the guys here at the Bash it has been ez money. Last Bash I know I had the biggest nl pot of the weekend

Oh look, another guy claiming to be a poker champ while making comments proving he isn't

For those of us who have seen you play koncker, the lack of firsts isn't a mystery and goes beyond variance...you're not terrible, but you simply don't put yourself in a position to take it down. Might want to try improving instead of hatching conspiracy theories to rationalize your performance

[kidkonggolf]

Buddy I work at a bar/lounge in SF. Hot women every night. Yes gays too but it makes it that much easier. It's my girlfriends worst nightmare. Almost to 5 years with the woman and haven't cheated on her once. But not sure how much of this I can take.

"Here's my number take me home". Na....

Wait...what?!

I'm just gonna work on getting kidkonggolf laid next time he comes in to visit. Easy because he doesn't have a sexual preference. Just a volume guy.

I'll confirm tat's bar/lounge has hot chicks all the time however, you don't know if they're lesbo...

[bobbywaves]

Just for shits and giggles bobbo, give us the next 3 best in your opinion

Ok Tripe, but only because I like shits & giggles:

6) Mpaschal34
7) Sportfan
8) Bobbywaves

SBR Tourney Leaderboard.jpg

[Triple_D_Bet]

Ok Tripe, but only because I like shits & giggles:

6) Mpaschal34
7) Sportfan
8) Bobbywaves

SBR Tourney Leaderboard.jpg

Rofl...how transparent, bobbo ducking while behind and decides to chime in after getting 1% of his previous "insurmountable" lead back

[GUMMO77]

I'll confirm tat's bar/lounge has hot chicks all the time however, you don't know if they're lesbo...

Only one way to find out.

[Auto Donk]

Only one way to find out.

kick em in the balls?

kidding aside, there are several ways.... first, simple observation. a skilled eye can usually tell if two hott chicks are of the lipstick lesbo variety... (i'm limiting this response to such lipstick lesbos, as no one would ever think a bull dyke btch wearing a long-sleeved flanel shirt and looking like Chaz Bono is a "hott chick," which is what the original poster referred to).... If they ignore men and are only into each other, and touchy with one another: lesbos....

second, do what gummo may have been alluding to, ASK THEM!

third, what gummo was probably referring to, is to "throw down with them, and see if they put out", ie, only way to find out is to get em in bed..... (now, we all know this ain't ever gonna happen, as no lesbo's gonna let you get the request to fck out before either slappin u, laughin' in ur face, throwing a drink on you, or simply telling you to penetrate off....) I suppose gummo's joking comment implies you can find out via slammin' it home right there in the bar. You know: "Hey, see this f'n cck? come sit on it, sexy lady!" Whether dyke or straight, you wouldn't find out, as you ain't gettin any either way propositioning ho's in da club like this... even if you put it mildly and merely asked if she'd like to go back to your place or hers, or somewhere more quaint, your probably gettin shot down anyway unless your fkin' george clooney or brad pitt....

As tms (the money shot) can most assuredly confirm, most poon today is not picked up in bars, it's prearranged on match, adult friend finder, etc.... very little "free range cold-call pussy" is picked up in clubs these days -- its all hashed out on the internet beforehand, so by the time you're meeting for drinks, you've already set a plan to lay the pipe (otherwise, you wouldn't bother even meeting for drinks). This was certainly how I operated after my divorce was filed back in 2003, and it was awesome! I don't know if "yahoo personals" even still exists, but between it and match.com, it was easier than catching fish in a barrell.... Made going out to pick up a chick in a bar something you only did for sport, to see if you still had game to bag a ho in what hunters call a "fair chase" scenario..... Simply put, internet dating had made getting laid easier than killing a huge ten point buck in a pasture of only 50 acres all hi-fenced in, such that the deer couldn't get out (non-fair chase),....

now, if ttaddy owned a swinger's bar, that shit gummo referenced could indeed go down right in the club! From personal experience, I've even "Kramered" a few reputably hard core lipstick lesbos into trying some cck in a couple of the local houston "lifestyle" clubs.... they actually liked it, imagine that!

[sinmiedo]

As per performance here are the best 5 as a today

Bite (.he lost 3 month of competition and in my opinion the Numero 1)
sinmiedo
Triple D
sportfan
no1here

	cashes	points	average
smitch124	104	22790	219.1346
jedi Mind	100	22390	223.9
ShigunRua	97	22390	230.8247
Sinmiedo	81	21890	270.2469
Gummo	97	21770	224.433
Sportfan	85	21160	248.9412
JAKEPAVY	88	20980	238.4091
no1here	84	20720	246.6667
mpaschal34	87	20500	235.6322
TripleD	78	20500	262.8205
Stefan	113	20100	177.8761
Arunsh	96	19610	204.2708
Homersimpson s	82	19540	238.2927
bobbywaves	108	19330	178.9815
Bitemeusdoj	77	18890	245.3247

[Triple_D_Bet]

As per performance here are the best 5 as a today

Bite (.he lost 3 month of competition and in my opinion the Numero 1)
sinmiedo
Triple D
sportfan
no1here

	cashes	points	average
smitch124	104	22790	219.1346
jedi Mind	100	22390	223.9
ShigunRua	97	22390	230.8247
Sinmiedo	81	21890	270.2469
Gummo	97	21770	224.433
Sportfan	85	21160	248.9412
JAKEPAVY	88	20980	238.4091
no1here	84	20720	246.6667
mpaschal34	87	20500	235.6322
TripleD	78	20500	262.8205
Stefan	113	20100	177.8761
Arunsh	96	19610	204.2708
Homersimpson s	82	19540	238.2927
bobbywaves	108	19330	178.9815
Bitemeusdoj	77	18890	245.3247

Appreciate the compliment sin, but a few objections:

1) points per cash isn't necessarily the best indicator of skill. It's certainly more reliable than some (such as number of cashes, or perhaps raw winnings), but the only thing it tells you with any certainty is how well someone tends to play mid to late game. Keep in mind that this hinges upon SBR's odd payout structure, which tends to reward poor finishers with generously high payouts on low end of cash. This odd structure is the main reason some of the fold-to-a-cash players can perform in the near vicinity of much better players.

2) points per tourney played would be a more reliable indicator of performance, but still far from perfect. With $0 and 0 points riding on it, not many take attendance or performance overly seriously, as they have no particular reason to. It may be safe to assume that most people on your list have a similar number, but there are some small differences between players (such as bobbo who has missed 1 all year and no1home who played an extra one despite being asked not to, compared with the rest of us who have missed more than 1, or bite who missed months).

3) "best" means different things when talking about ring, tourney or combined. Plenty of good ring players who aren't here (and good tourney players for that matter), and while many on the list aren't too shabby at cash either, I'm sure you know who I mean when I say at least one of these players is so bad at ring games he refuses to play

In the end, not much to be drawn from the data, even relatively as there's not much in the way of incentives to play every one, or to give much of a damn how they turn out. About all you can conclude is that these players have some combination of skill and time to play most tourneys on their hands (with some lacking so much in the former, they need to shoot angles to even cling to the backside of the list).

[sinmiedo]

Appreciate the compliment sin, but a few objections:

1) points per cash isn't necessarily the best indicator of skill. It's certainly more reliable than some (such as number of cashes, or perhaps raw winnings), but the only thing it tells you with any certainty is how well someone tends to play mid to late game. Keep in mind that this hinges upon SBR's odd payout structure, which tends to reward poor finishers with generously high payouts on low end of cash. This odd structure is the main reason some of the fold-to-a-cash players can perform in the near vicinity of much better players.

2) points per tourney played would be a more reliable indicator of performance, but still far from perfect. With $0 and 0 points riding on it, not many take attendance or performance overly seriously, as they have no particular reason to. It may be safe to assume that most people on your list have a similar number, but there are some small differences between players (such as bobbo who has missed 1 all year and no1home who played an extra one despite being asked not to, compared with the rest of us who have missed more than 1, or bite who missed months).

3) "best" means different things when talking about ring, tourney or combined. Plenty of good ring players who aren't here (and good tourney players for that matter), and while many on the list aren't too shabby at cash either, I'm sure you know who I mean when I say at least one of these players is so bad at ring games he refuses to play

In the end, not much to be drawn from the data, even relatively as there's not much in the way of incentives to play every one, or to give much of a damn how they turn out. About all you can conclude is that these players have some combination of skill and time to play most tourneys on their hands (with some lacking so much in the former, they need to shoot angles to even cling to the backside of the list).

thanks for the input trip, and the constructive comment.
i still think that those 5 are not the best , but the more that regular performance in sbr, due to the top ratio of earning.

[GUMMO77]

Bite is a clear #1 IMO.

Shogun
Triple
Peavy

Jedi, Sportsfan and good ol' BEERDOG would round out my list.

There are some great Euros that play in the morning tournaments, I just don't know them well enough.

[GUMMO77]

second, do what gummo may have been alluding to, ASK THEM!

third, what gummo was probably referring to, is to "throw down with them, and see if they put out", ie, only way to find out is to get em in bed..... (now, we all know this ain't ever gonna happen, as no lesbo's gonna let you get the request to fck out before either slappin u, laughin' in ur face, throwing a drink on you, or simply telling you to penetrate off....) I suppose gummo's joking comment implies you can find out via slammin' it home right there in the bar. You know: "Hey, see this f'n cck? come sit on it, sexy lady!" Whether dyke or straight, you wouldn't find out, as you ain't gettin any either way propositioning ho's in da club like this... even if you put it mildly and merely asked if she'd like to go back to your place or hers, or somewhere more quaint, your probably gettin shot down anyway unless your fkin' george clooney or brad pitt....

I actually sorta dated a girl that ended up being gay. When I was younger and living in Minneapolis, I worked with this really attractive girl. She didn't look like what someone would think as "typical" lesbian ---- you understand--plus she hung out with a group of us from work at the bar. Looking back, she was a massive basketball fan and loved play hoops (missed signals by me), but I had no clue ... and I worked and knew a lot of lesbians at the time (anyone that lived a long time in Minneapolis knows that it was once named the Gayest city in the U.S.).

Anyway, we slept together once and I remember telling my buddy that she didn't seem to be into it, even though it was her idea . She ended up dating another of my friends, then came out gay within the next few months. Her and I are actually pretty good friends still, and her current gf hates me because I was that last dude that banged her

[Auto Donk]

I actually sorta dated a girl that ended up being gay. When I was younger and living in Minneapolis, I worked with this really attractive girl. She didn't look like what someone would think as "typical" lesbian ---- you understand--plus she hung out with a group of us from work at the bar. Looking back, she was a massive basketball fan and loved play hoops (missed signals by me), but I had no clue ... and I worked and knew a lot of lesbians at the time (anyone that lived a long time in Minneapolis knows that it was once named the Gayest city in the U.S.).

Anyway, we slept together once and I remember telling my buddy that she didn't seem to be into it, even though it was her idea . She ended up dating another of my friends, then came out gay within the next few months. Her and I are actually pretty good friends still, and her current gf hates me because I was that last dude that banged her

kudos............

you're obviously no Kramer!!!!

He turned lesbians out!!!!! (think "Sienfeld", all of you who don't get the reference....)

[Triple_D_Bet]

kudos............

you're obviously no Kramer!!!!

Meryl Streep is a lesbo?