Donker...ck in, pal...r u OK?

[bobbywaves]

No cat in this fight, but I was at the final table & remember it this way:

1) Bite makes 2 pair on turn (A's & 9s), checks it.
2) Cent catches Q on river giving him 2 pair as well (K's & Q's), calling Bite's all in.
3) Cent watches rest of tourney from the rail. Saying things like "lucky" & "what was I suppose to do, can't fold that."
4) Bite replies "outplayed."

[boeing power]

... well documented. Usually ending in a tail-tween-the-legs open forum apology.
You felt embarrassed for him when you read them.

Calling people insulting names playing off their username is also a Centaur specialty (brainfree for brainfreeze, to just use one recent example. He's done this for years here)

His HYPOCRISY is truly awe-inspiring.

Bowling powder.....can you believe that shit......

[Vegas39]

bowling powder

[Chipup]

I'm going to put an end to this biteme super user crap. Say whatever negatives you want about me, I've never been one to come complaining about my poker loses at the tables. I've always taken a look at biteme's "Super User" plays and been able to justify them with poker strategy. Some not 100% sound, or advisable especially to a novice; but definitely strategy.

What people fail to understand is Biteme's play is simple in concept. I do it myself a lot just not with as many successes. What makes it profitable is it's so simple that no one thinks of it. Us poker players are always guilty over over thinking things.

To use this strategy Biteme calls on a hand that he knows he's behind on to a big raise with connectors like 8-9, j-10 etc, even better if he can get suited connectors. You get the idea. What makes this play profitable is the pot odds, the money is almost always going all in.

Now this is what separates the men from the boys. The flop. The flop tells bite me everything he needs to know. If the Villain Raises aggressively on a low or middle board he's defending a pocket pair of the QQ-AA Variety. If he checks he's got the AK variety and can be either bluffed out or drawn on to win. If he does have a PP and raises all biteme has to do is see the odds on his draw or if he already hit let the donkey pull the cart.

It's vary rare the person with a QQ-AA will slow play/trap the flop as they are confused by the call preflop.
But even if they do your getting a free card which on SBR is a horrible play for them. The keys again to this strategy is to know where you are, how to read the other player; also to understand both pot odds & odds of hitting on the turn or river.

Now everyone is going to see this and GO WOW. Biteme is so advanced. But the reality is biteme uses this strategy for one simple reason which is why so many people lose and get irritated with him. It's because he CAN AFFORD TO. He doesn't need to use this next level thinking on a penny table at sbr.

I came to this rationalization with something biteme himself said to me after he sucked out on me. I didn't save the chat because I'm not a paranoid spaz. He said something to the effect that I lost because I had such a small stack in comparison to the table that it made my bets to easy to call.

[brainfreeze]

Calling people insulting names playing off their username is also a Centaur specialty (brainfree for brainfreeze, to just use one recent example. He's done this for years here)

its brainfleas, he calls me. Which I don't answer to. Like what's up brainfleas? I just proceed to strip him of his chips.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

No cat in this fight, but I was at the final table & remember it this way:

1) Bite makes 2 pair on turn (A's & 9s), checks it.
2) Cent catches Q on river giving him 2 pair as well (K's & Q's), calling Bite's all in.
3) Cent watches rest of tourney from the rail. Saying things like "lucky" & "what was I suppose to do, can't fold that."
4) Bite replies "outplayed."

Thanks for chiming in, bobby. My "outplayed" was in RESPONSE to Centaur's "you were just lucky blah blah" -- quite different then how he tried to say I immediately said it. Thanks for confirming what I said was correct. Centaur likes to tell parts of a story and mischaracterize things about me -- he has problems with the whole chicken/egg thing.

Also, being I'm tired of him ALWAYS saying I'm just lucky (be it World Cup, this tourney, etc.) and NEVER giving me credit for my play strategy (I checked hoping he'd improve cuz I knew few cards hurt me there on riv and I could then potentially stack him) so... my "outplayed" comment was appropriate because 1) I did, in fact, outplay him in the hand and 2) to shut his ass up for always droning on bout how "lucky" I am.

Do you recall Mike Tizzy trying to tell him he was only seeing things from a limited perspective and my play that resulted in stacking him was more than just luck? (If I bet turn I might lose him, etc).

Do you recall him telling Mike to S T F U when he disagreed w/ him?

Do you recall he was bad mouthing me and chiming in and encouraging other players against me? (like his immediate comment to STAX when he bluffed me out of a hand, for one example)

[daneblazer]

Guys tilt so easy here. Worth willing to stack off light a few times if nothing else because if you suck out the other guy spends the next two hours pounding on the keyboard and creating riggasaurus super user threads while spewing the rest of their points balance in mean time.

Ive vs played with bite about 50 hands the past 2 months...it doesn't take a genius to see what his plan is. His "different style" is just loose aggressive. It's not like he's tapped into some secret never seen before poker strategy. You play a good or decent lag, you better buckle up for the ride.

Possibly the funniest part of all this is Bites being called a super user despite several of the hands I've seen he's been the aggressor and people have CALLED ahead. Wouldn't a super user fold when they're behind and jam when ahead?

Arguing with Rigtards is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what you say the pigeon is going to knock the pieces over, shit on the board, and prance around victorious.

[The Giant]

Just for the record, I've never had any trouble smacking around BiteMe on the glorious felt.

However, the last time we played I specifically remember getting it all in with aces pre-flop, against his AJ.
What do you know, he caught two jacks.

Was it due to his new found ability of knowing the cards coming in advance?

Probably.

Cheating bastard.

[Auto Donk]

u guys are way overanalyinzing this situation..... to compete with a superuser, u have to watch a few hands..... not to mention any names, but it's easy to see when a so called superuser is superusing (ie, instant messaging with an insider, etc.) if he makes a few idiotic plays and hits them repeatedly, leave the table. If you're owning him, his insider pal is obviously not on line with him, and he's left to his own defenses and mediocre play. Again without mentioning any names, I have great success when the latter is the case, repeatedly felting the alleged superuser and racking up ring game badges..... when the superuser is "aided", he's impossible to beat and racks up ring game badges..... it's as simple as that..... i find that late night play vs. a so called superuser is generally "unaided," and like taking candy from a baby........

several players have mentioned mysterious "pauses" while playing against an alleged superuser..... that generally indicates superusage, and a need on the part of the "superuser" to get the damn i.m. to see what to do...... be careful when alleged superusers are inexplicably pausing before making moves, particualry big ones.......

[Chipup]

Arguing with Rigtards is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what you say the pigeon is going to knock the pieces over, shit on the board, and prance around victorious.

Hey shitting on other people's game is the only reason I play poker pal. The only thing anyone with a bad beat needs to do is take responsibility for their actions. Not controlling the pot size, trying to trap by letting them draw, or simply failing to analyze how your opponent played on each street. I won't get into people never getting the fact even a 98% hand loses 2% of the time.

[bobbywaves]

Do you recall Mike Tizzy trying to tell him he was only seeing things from a limited perspective and my play that resulted in stacking him was more than just luck? (If I bet turn I might lose him, etc).

Do you recall him telling Mike to S T F U when he disagreed w/ him?

Do you recall he was bad mouthing me and chiming in and encouraging other players against me? (like his immediate comment to STAX when he bluffed me out of a hand, for one example)

Yeah, I recall it all. I don't chat much, but was paying attention. I also recall Cent referring to you as hockey216, not sure what that was all about. Was he claiming you & hockey are one in the same?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Do you recall Mike Tizzy trying to tell him he was only seeing things from a limited perspective and my play that resulted in stacking him was more than just luck? (If I bet turn I might lose him, etc).

Do you recall him telling Mike to S T F U when he disagreed w/ him?

Do you recall he was bad mouthing me and chiming in and encouraging other players against me? (like his immediate comment to STAX when he bluffed me out of a hand, for one example)

Yeah, I recall it all. I don't chat much, but was paying attention. I also recall Cent referring to you as hockey216, not sure what that was all about. Was he claiming you & hockey are one in the same?

Thank you, once again, for confirming.

That's his cutesy(*gag*) way of saying I act inappropriately like he deems hockey to do. He knows we're not the same person and isn't even implying it. BUT, Centaur always leaves out his inappropriate actions which CAUSE the subsequent actions to take place. He has a history of doing this, also.

[TheCentaur]

Ok this is getting old (again)

Biteme has already shown his propensity for editing chats, so now he just claims he accidentally erased them to avoid further embarrassment

As far as the nicknames, yes I have been doing that for awhile on here, even made a thread that people posted in, and they laugh at the ones I give them, and I laugh at the ones they give me. Everyone sees it for what it is, messing around, that is except for a few in here apparently.

Thank you biteme for pointing out that I have made apologies for when I was out of line. Once again, unlike you I have never maintained I am perfect, and bringing those threads up shows I am capable of what it looks like you will never be capable of; self reflection and an objective point of view.

Biteme is a loyal friend if you never question him, but disagree and you will find out it's not about seeking the truth as he hurls personal insults your way. Just give it a try

And yes bwaves is right in that we alternated me saying "lucky" and him saying "outplayed" ("I knew what you had and waited for you to catch your 3 outer that stacks you but not your 2 outer that beats me I am omnipotent" ), however it wasn't me who started it.

All I said to STAX later was "nh" but biteme tried to get me to say "outplayed" telling me to "say it", presumably to successfully save THAT chat and use it against me. Didn't fall for it though

Note to self:Update SBR Poker villain list

[TheCentaur]

BUT, Centaur always leaves out his inappropriate actions which CAUSE the subsequent actions to take place.

Once again, constantly justifying his behavior by referring to someone else's behavior at some other time or place it's getting so booooring

[TheCentaur]

Yeah, I recall it all. I don't chat much, but was paying attention. I also recall Cent referring to you as hockey216, not sure what that was all about.

The hockey216 reference was a comparison of his recent and increasingly similar table behavior to hockey216

[Vegas39]

Dead heat between donk and centy as most paranoid poster

[bobbywaves]

The hockey216 reference was a comparison of his recent and increasingly similar table behavior to hockey216

Haven't played with hockey much. But from what I remember of him, they only have loose-aggressive styles of play in common.

Note to self:Update SBR Poker villain list

I requested an update long time ago.

[Vegas39]

The F'n Irony of Centy calling anyone out after he felt so little of his poker abilities he tried using a Canadian VPN to qualify for world cup last year

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Biteme has already shown his propensity for editing chats, so now he just claims he accidentally erased them to avoid further embarrassment

More bald-face LIES.
Hey guys... what can I say?
A guy at the table (bobby) confirms everything I said to be true.

I guess when guys like Centaur haven't got a leg to stand on, they resort to LYING.
Pretty despicable...

As far as the nicknames, yes I have been doing that for awhile on here, even made a thread that people posted in, and they laugh at the ones I give them, and I laugh at the ones they give me. Everyone sees it for what it is, messing around, that is except for a few in here apparently.

DISINGENUOUS. Yeah, sure, you've made a thread and some are meant to be light-hearted... but ... not all of them. You try to be insulting @ the tables when you're annoyed w/someone -- FACT. You can lie and deny it but the truth is the truth. So, hide behind the light-hearted ones (you did call brainfreeze "brainfree" when you were annoyed w/ him -- FACT... he obviously didn't catch it. You and I both know this).

But hey, in the scheme of things this is the proverbial pimple on an elephant's butt so... who cares? Just pointing out more of your disingenuousness. You have an obvious disregard for the truth concerning much bigger things so why would I expect honesty here?

Thank you biteme for pointing out that I have made apologies for when I was out of line. Once again, unlike you I have never maintained I am perfect, and bringing those threads up shows I am capable of what it looks like you will never be capable of; self reflection and an objective point of view.

More LIES.
Show me one shred of evidence where I maintained I was perfect. Uh, ya can't... cuz I haven't.
That tired old blather is just something you keep repeating over & over. It's all a figment of your imagination. Mere pseudo-psychological blabber. We've covered this ad nauseam.

Biteme is a loyal friend if you never question him, but disagree and you will find out it's not about seeking the truth as he hurls personal insults your way. Just give it a try

Yep, more LIES. I've had disagreements w/friends here that disprove what you're trying to shovel here.

And yes bwaves is right in that we alternated me saying "lucky" and him saying "outplayed" ("I knew what you had and waited for you to catch your 3 outer that stacks you but not your 2 outer that beats me I am omnipotent" ), however it wasn't me who started it.

More LIES and mischaraterizations.
It was as bobby recalls: A RESPONSE. Centaur started w/ the "lucky" shit first -- FACT

All I said to STAX later was "nh" but biteme tried to get me to say "outplayed" telling me to "say it", presumably to successfully save THAT chat and use it against me. Didn't fall for it though

WRONG and DEVIOUS. My "say it" was a coupla hands later when someone beat me in a hand (can't recall who). "Say it" referred to waiting on Centaur to compliment my opponent beating me.(as he had done w/ STAX). Bobby can probably confirm this also, it was a coupla hands after STAX. -- FACT. Had nothing to do with the "outplayed" setting him up bullshit he's shoveling here. This guy really is incredible in mischaracterizations.

Note to self:Update SBR Poker villain list

Trying to accept responsibility for YOUR actions and learning to respect honesty is probably a better use of your time.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Haven't played with hockey much. But from what I remember of him, they only have loose-aggressive styles of play in common.

Correct. Not much else. Totally dissimilar in table banter and other things.
Centaur is the common denominator

That should reveal a lot to thinking peeps...

[TheCentaur]

Biteme ur hopeless

STAX bluffed you out and I said "nh" and you said "say it" referring to THAT HAND...lies

And no, you haven't said "I'm perfect", you just refuse to admit ur ever wrong, it's the same thing

You telling me I have a disregard for the truth...that's rich. You will do anything and everything to not be wrong, truth comes in a distant second if that high. When you have disagreements with other posters everyone sees how you act. You belittle them, insult them, question their intelligence, and then once your allies comes to ur aid and support you they are showered with points and compliments. It's sickening

Whatever dude, most of the reason I care enough to respond is to try and make u see that like me you aren't perfect. You can get lucky, you can be wrong. It's all REALLY unimportant though

[TheCentaur]

Correct. Not much else. Totally dissimilar in table banter and other things.
Centaur is the common denominator

Nope common denominator is both of you smack talk up a storm and way overvalue your skill compared to chance

And it would be very funny if it wasn't so sad how Biteme in countless posts in the past has relentlessly discredited and insulted Bobbywaves (Called him Bobbo I think? I guess that nickname was in jest regardless of all ur insults directed towards him. Shall I dig up and quote the posts?) but now that he seems to support Biteme has become a creditable well respected source

HYPOCRISY

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Well... I've responded enough to your pseudo-psychological bullshit so no use continuing responding to more of the same psych babble-bullshit in the posts above; again, people know the real dealio... I'm comfortable w/ that.

Regarding this:

STAX bluffed you out and I said "nh" and you said "say it" referring to THAT HAND...lies

You're either LYING once again or are grossly mistaken (tho I'll admit my money's on lying).

Hopefully bobby will chime in to confirm what I'm saying is true... just like he did previously about the "outplayed" being a response.

My "say it" comment was post the STAX hand,... and for the reasons I've already stated in my prior post. -- FACT

Bobby... please confirm this if you can. TY (it was a few hands AFTER the STAX hand)

[TheCentaur]

Well... I've responded enough to your pseudo-psychological bullshit so no use continuing responding to more of the same psych babble-bullshit in the posts above; again, people know the real dealio... I'm comfortable w/ that.

Regarding this:


You're either LYING once again or are grossly mistaken (tho I'll admit my money's on lying).

Hopefully bobby will chime in to confirm what I'm saying is true... just like he did previously about the "outplayed" being a response.

My "say it" comment was post the STAX hand,... and for the reasons I've already stated in my prior post. -- FACT

Bobby... please confirm this if you can. TY (it was a few hands AFTER the STAX hand)

Of course it was after the STAX hand! WHen it was over I said "nh". During the next hand you said "say it". What you were trying to get me to say is of course not something I can be sure of, we don't all know exactly what other people are thinking during a hand or when they use a nickname like you apparently do.

My immediate comment to STAX was "nh" and you characterize this as bad mouthing and encouraging other players against you as one of your FACTS. It's a constant with you, your opinions are FACTS and other peoples' facts are lies and mischaracterizations. Now calling on Bobbywaves who you have called dunce and Bobbo and delusional to team up with you. I don't blame him you'll probably give him points if he does

[bobbywaves]

I recall Cent saying nh Stax & nh hockey. Didn't pay much attention to the "say it" comment (as I didn't understand it at the time), but I believe it came after Stax hand.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

but now that he seems to support Biteme has become a creditable well respected source

HYPOCRISY

WTF are you blabbering now? Bobby was AT our tables... why wouldn't he be a respected source regarding this stuff? HE WAS THERE. He's just stating the FACTS. Are you worried bout this new potential confirmation bout the "say it" STAX stuff? Seems like you are. Why are you inferring he's not credible just b/c he & I had our past differences? Fukkin apples and oranges. Doesn't make sense what you're saying. No hypocrisy whatsover WTF are you talking about?

BTW, find me 1 post from the moment we were USA teammates we're we are saying anything derogatory toward each other. Find 1. Oh wait..gee... ya can't. Maybe cuz he was my teammate so we set aside all our past differences?... and it has absolutely nothing to do w/ this. Ya think, maybe? Whatta maroon u are.

[TheCentaur]

I recall Cent saying nh Stax & nh hockey. Didn't pay much attention to the "say it" comment (as I didn't understand it at the time), but I believe it came after Stax hand.

Yes it did come after the STAX hand. How could it come before it, and it was a continuing dialogue after the hand (that was my impression) but I can't read thoughts and intentions as FACTS like biteme

[TheCentaur]

WTF are you blabbering now? Bobby was AT our tables... why wouldn't he be a respected source regarding this stuff? HE WAS THERE. He's just stating the FACTS. Are you worried bout this new potential confirmation bout the "say it" STAX stuff? Seems like you are. Why are you inferring he's not credible just b/c he & I had our past differences? Fukkin apples and oranges. Doesn't make sense what you're saying. No hypocrisy whatsover WTF are you talking about?

BTW, find me 1 post from the moment we were USA teammates we're we are saying anything derogatory toward each other. Find 1. Oh wait..gee... ya can't. Maybe cuz he was my teammate so we set aside all our past differences?... and it has absolutely nothing to do w/ this. Ya think, maybe? Whatta maroon u are.

That's the whole point knucklehead, as long as someone is on your side everything is peachy

As long as we're throwing out names I'll go with delusional narcissist for you

[bobbywaves]

Now calling on Bobbywaves who you have called dunce and Bobbo and delusional to team up with you. I don't blame him you'll probably give him points if he does

Had my disagreements with both of you in the past. So like I said, have no cat in this fight. Simply recalling my version of events since I happen to be there, whoever that may support I'm not concerned with. Certainly not looking for pts, as I have plenty.

[TheCentaur]

Had my disagreements with both of you in the past. So like I said, have no cat in this fight. Simply recalling my version of events since I happen to be there, whoever that may support I'm not concerned with. Certainly not looking for pts, as I have plenty.

Hey I appreciate that, but when you say you weren't paying attention to a comment you can't really then say when it happened

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

but I believe it came after Stax hand.

It was... a few hands afterward, to be precise. The "say it" had nothing to do with what Centaur is saying. It was as I previously stated: Another guy beat me (I simply can't recall who) and I was just waiting for Centaur to once again compliment my opponent for beating me. THAT was his main purpose for being on the rail... to root me to a loss. That was obvious to anyone there/watching. So I said "say it" as in, "hey, compliment the guy for just beating me in that hand. I know you want to." FACT

Thanks for chiming in bout it

[TheCentaur]

I'm not even sure about what we're arguing about right now, but here is the tourney hand where Biteme used his magical talents and cast a spell on me to give him his chips


***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4456245
$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:23:19 08/08/2014 ET Table 'Table 56138', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : chili_powder, amount $1195, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (playing) : redrum, amount $621, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : MikeTizzy, amount $1734, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (playing) : booker777, amount $1085, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1859, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : bobbywaves, amount $2545, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $1369, amount bet $0, penalty (None) MikeTizzy: Small Blind ($25)
booker777: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to thecentaur: [Qh, Ks]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($50)
bobbywaves: Fold
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($50)
chili_powder: Fold
redrum: Fold
MikeTizzy: Fold
booker777: Check ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Kc, 5h, 9s]
booker777: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0)
thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($100)
booker777: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($100)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ac]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0)
thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($200)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($200)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qd]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($1509)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($1019)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2813, Rake $0 Side pot #1 $490, Rake $0 Summary
BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $1859, won $3303, net $1444, HoleCards [9d, As], HiHand [two pairs, aces and nines] [As, Ac, 9s, 9d, Kc], won $2813 from main pot, won $490 from side pot #1
Summary thecentaur: bet $1369, won $0, net $-1369

He said "outplayed, just like he did to other players in the tourney, but oh when he said it to me it was specifically for something I said maybe last tourney or in that thread I made awhile back

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Hey I appreciate that, but when you say you weren't paying attention to a comment you can't really then say when it happened

Just as I suspected... you WERE afraid that bobby was gonna back up what I said about the "say it" stuff. Just like he backed up my "outplayed" was a RESPONSE fact.

So transparent...

[bobbywaves]

Hey I appreciate that, but when you say you weren't paying attention to a comment you can't really then say when it happened

Correct...that's why I said "I believe (think) it happened after Stax hand," which I thought you confirmed above in post #97?

[TheCentaur]

Just as I suspected... you WERE afraid that bobby was gonna back up what I said about the "say it" stuff. Just like he backed up my "outplayed" was a RESPONSE fact.

So transparent...

"Afraid" Um yes of course it was after the hand
This guy's talents never end he knows what ur thinking, what ur doing, what cards ur holding, what you would have done in hypothetical hands...I can't wait to find out more of his superhero powers